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wellmax:
All we want is peace in the world

If there's peace in the world, the world will be boring. Don't you think so?

Abdullahi Adamu looks sick, always. This Sarkin maye (witchcraft chief as he loved to be called) is an exceptional being. Very crafty. We supplied him items in 2017. He refused to pay us our money. He kept dribbling us. Eventually he asked me ( the manager) to come collect Cash from his house in the villa. When I got there with two of my staff's, I met one of our female staff's in his house. I was surprised but maintained my cool. He asked us to go back that he'll send his girl (our staff). Till today, this ugly man did not pay us until I left the organisation. And it's just 975k, that is after we gave him a discount of 75k.
May be I should call him, especially now that I am broke

The last time Germany had a great leader was in 1945 when my mentor; Adolf Nueribe Hitler. This new Sheriff might be an incarnate.

There was a time my girl and I broke up. We broke up because she wanted a marriageable commitment, and I wasn't economically ready. She kept on with me but the pressure from her parent was something else. It got to a point that I began to pity her cus she could not go to her parent's house; she had to go and live with a friend. She no wan lose me. Much later, We had a long discussion about our relationship and I gave her my blessings. We broke up. Afterwards, It was as if the gate of men were opened. Mesuitors trooped in, including my friends that were secret admirer.
She made her choice and got married. I congratulated her.

She told one of our mutuals how she missed me badly.

After two months of our distance, I began to think of her. The thought first hit me during a business transaction with a lady who looked exactly like her. Infact, a friend asked if the customer was my ex twin sister.

Anyway, the thought started building up. Then one day, I sat down in my room, reason about Elon Musk, Sam Altman, Davido, Burnaby, Rema, and my Late Dad. I realised that I am a broke guy. Nothing to show for anything. I realised how worthless and poor I was. Nothing to show for my life. The pain made me to hate myself and all women on earth as if they were the cause of my misery. Since that day, my remaining two girls usually beg to see me. I hustled like hell; 24 hours was not enough for me. A week or two may go by without making a dime but, I loved myself then. That was what helped me. Broo, I don't like women as much as they love me, but I rather think of how to buy the best Calvin Klein do girls then. I went to my default state on women and that was the last straw.

madridguy:
Mr Maradonna should stop lying against Abacha. As a Muslim you don't lie against dead one.

Muslims that lie against anything dead and living, you are here yelling craps about Muslims not lying. Gerrout my friend!

SouthAmericalif:
all true what do i stand to gain
i was able to build a small rental property at the outskirts of town and left it for him to manage
am still the one reminding to call tenants that are owing presently almost all tenants are owing and two rooms are vacant for some months because once someone ones to take the rooms he will say he is busy because he doesn’t likes going there.Because of poor management i always have the urge to sell the property
i have the one i inherited and i am managing it well for 15years now
there was a time i fell sick and i stayed at my moms for 2months i raise 1million profit from my business because i wasn’t making any expenses i almost find it difficult go back because i got well and was doing great in business but i choose my marriage.

I don't believe you.
Or you're not made in Nigeria, I mean you're not a Nigerian lady

The way Nigerians hate pastors and their families, if only they could channel same hate energy against the most evil party in Africa - apc, the apc leaders and their supporters would have mend their ways because they are as guilty as hate itself. But no, Nigerians hate pastors from jealousy. Look at the imams in the north, they do evils openly and in secrets but none of you dare say a thing because Mr Seun - a yoruba Muslim will ban you. To hell with all of you who hate Christian Clerics for no reason.

Pat081:
same here my brother , I don't think any right thinking person will still be think of them again

I know a very matured guy who eat, drink and breathe apc. They've given him a job sef. One guy poured a fish peppers out on him some weeks ago.
I ask him why love apc the way he does. He said he got his job during apc.
If you know what apc, you'll never go close to the.. I was in the north almost throughout 2023 and some part of 20w4. I can tell you that apc is satanic and fraudulent. If I lie, make I die before my 40th birthday. They're satanic.

I don't subscribe to any political party per se...even though my family does but, hell, it's bad

A new Nigeria was birthed when apc sized power in 2015 through the Obama corroboration. Since then and until they leave power, Nigeria will never know peace again.
Apc govt is evil both in persons, actions and intentions. There's only one thing I can wish all apc members and leaders. Only one thing: if I say it, that mod will be happy to ban me.
They-earth to them all

Jlow2:
Lolz , Nigeria is an unfortunate place i swear

Very un4tun8

Pat081:
It will never be well for APC and those useless people that following them

I don't understand. Do people support apc from love fro the party or blind support?

A party that does not care for you, your family or the country at large. I don't get it.

I see apc supporters as nutcases.

killuminati:



E be like say i go soon trowey my phone!

This social media people don dey whine me too much Allah

SeverusSnape:
Mtcheeww. She should go and rest biko.

The way she the scenery, you obviously have nothing to contribute. So sorry!

SmartyPants:
It is hard because you most likely learned the elementary things and then you want to get a job abroad. Don't you know that everyone in Africa, Asia, South America, and most of Europe wants that remote job you also want? If four candidates from Africa, Asia, South America, and Europe apply for the same remote job and have the same credentials, don't you realize the African is least likely to get it? To get the job, you have to go beyond the bare minimum.

To use OP's data analysis example, being an average data cleaner and dashboard creator is no longer enough. You have to know Python and be good at statistical analysis.

Even at that, the competition is still so tough. The idea that remote jobs will fall into your laps is wrong. It's competitive everywhere.

Thanks

Newsmills:
You will be poisoned by colleagues period.

Haa!

Olatara:
. With which salary?

Secret millionaire before joining.

How would it feel like if I join police and make sure I have about 30 uniforms that constantly look clean and smart with Clark, or John Foster shoes, then with BMW 5 series ,or black Mercedes Benz E350. I make sure I don't come late ro work, respect everyone, eat nice, dress nice, speak nice.

What will happen to me?

Investing heavily in igboland?
Tinubu will be like how did I invest in SE without knowing?

Wizardslayer:
Invincible investments.

Tinubu is actually overrated.

Pity the poor guy abeg

Free madness by Terry G on my mind

eepeepook:
Everywhere for Ogun na Ota? I no understand that state.

Funny enough "ota" means nyash for one dialet in Nigeria, I think ebira or igala or idoma or so

If they no reinstate Obasa, he will join Ambode and mess Tinubu real good. This time around, his loss in Lagos in 2027 will be 4X what he got in 2023, even though he dwarfed other party's winnings

DaddyCoool:
You'd be SHOCKED who's behind this moniker

Haa! My mind no even go there

DaddyCoool:
I was drafted to run for president. I didn't go along with it because I didn't think Nigeria was ready for a female president, also I didn't think that party had any chance of winning

Is Lai Muhammed still alive? I'm asking for my niece please

severee:
everyone in the company(including the gateman and cleaning staff) were extremely rude and the HR come dey pack breast for person face I just know say I go either go prison for physical assault or rape if I accept the offer
















🌚 Then I went on to suffer hunger and unemployment for the next 8 months

Starboytwo:
omo, you na OG ooo. 2009 🫡

Anyway, you Monika got me "Housing" Onile..

Thats the name of my coach back then 😊... Heard he was a rock at CB in his time. We also call him Capello.. He is a madridista.

You 4got ur eyeglass?

He said 2005, not 2009

I rejected it because the employer is a proud wicked man. After I rejected the offer, they double the salary and added a car but I still rejected.

I worked for the man before then.
He used another woman to lure me into the company I later rejected.

The
Beginning
Is
Near

LaSenior:


My 12yrs old nairaland account was deactivated by some hungry mods here

I saw the golden era of nairaland being a guest from 2010 before finally registering in 2014 but with what's happening in nairaland today it shows nairaland has gone to the dogs with biased moderators someone abused me and nothing was done but when I abused him Back with the exact words he used I was banned and my account deleted from nairaland

Goodbye nairaland

The thing taya me oo. Some of us being monitored day in night out. Some mods are jobless; they only monitor some individuals who are vocals and truthful in the face of pretence.

I only come here to seek verbal fun from some online comedians here.
Nairaland has changed me from a stoneware to a person who can laff like Jeff bezos

BUT


R.I.P to nairaland in advance

Ttipsy:
Wait how can someone walk around with out bra and pants??
Are you loosing it

Ahh! You d whine?

Jos girls and southern kaduna girls no d wear pant oo. The few of them I asked told me that too much wearing of pant causes infection.

gidgiddy:
Misplaced property, Soludo is becoming a joke. So you were elected to check who is wearing pant and bra?

If I die from laughing ahsweh you will be held responsible...lol

Adondai for laugh

I don't need to read it before I danced. The subject pleases me die. Thanks to whoever initiated the ban.

Now lemme go and read and see what's up