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Christianity EtcRe: How Can You Be A Christian? Part 3 by pirate1(op): 6:41am On Mar 29, 2013
6) Christian women are supposed to dress discreetly (“...that women should adorn themselves modestly and sensibly in seemly apparel, not with braided hair or gold or pearls or costly attire”--l Timothy 2:9 RSV; and “Let not yours be the outward adorning of braiding of hair, decoration of gold, and wearing of fine clothing”-- 1 Peter 3 :3). Violations of these rules are too numerous to mention. Just visualize Tammy Faye Baker’s mascara laden eyes and gold encrusted wrists.

7) Here is perhaps the mother of verses ignored: “Judge not, that ye be not judged” (Matthew 7:1) and “Judge not, and ye shall not be judged, condemn not and ye shall not be condemned: forgive, and ye shall be forgiven” (Luke 6:37). I have yet to meet a Christian who has not judged my atheism. The whole world is chalk full of judges, juries, voters, employers, teachers, etc. which are all constantly judging others.

Believers are supposed to hate their parents when they follow Jesus (“If any man come to me, and not hate his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sister, yet, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple” (Luke 14:26). Well, considering that Christians do not abandon their families but usually attempt to brainwash them they are all guilty of not following this verse. “It’s symbolic”, yeah, I know your lame Bottom defense to this one already.

9) They are not to oppose evil (“But I say unto you, that ye resist not evil; but whosoever shall smite thee on the right cheek, turn to him the other also”-- Matthew 5:39). If this were followed one might just as well abolish law enforcement.

10) Biblicists are not allowed to call anyone “father” (“And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven” (Matthew 23:9). Not only is this rule ignored on a DAILY BASIS, but Catholicism uses “father” as a specific title.

11) Christians are not supposed to plan or prepare. God will provide (“Take no thought for your life, what ye shall eat, or that ye shall drink; nor yet for your body, what ye shall put on... Behold the fowls of the air: for they sow not, neither do they reap, not gather into barns; yet your heavenly father feedth them. Are ye not much better than they?” --Matthew 6:25-34 & Luke 12:22-31 inclusive). I see Christian conservatives plot on a daily basis how to screw their employees so they can reap more profits.

12) Lastly, Jesus, who clearly is of greater importance than Paul, said the Old Law was to remain in force until heaven and earth passed away and all is accomplished (“For truly, I say to you, till heaven and earth pass away, not an iota, not a dot, will pass the law until all is accomplished. Whoever then relaxes one of the least of these commandments and teaches men so, shall be called least in the kingdom of heaven; but he who does them and teaches them shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven”-Matthew 5:18-19 RSV). Heaven and earth still exist and many prophecies are not yet fulfilled. How many times have you heard some lame Bottom Christian say “the Old testament doesn’t matter, Jesus was the lamb and abolished it”? Don’t let them get away with this poo for even the bible says that they should still be following the Old Law.
Christianity EtcHow Can You Be A Christian? Part 2 by pirate1(op): 5:43am On Mar 29, 2013
6) Christian women are supposed to dress discreetly (“...that women should adorn themselves modestly and sensibly in seemly apparel, not with braided hair or gold or pearls or costly attire”--l Timothy 2:9 RSV; and “Let not yours be the outward adorning of braiding of hair, decoration of gold, and wearing of fine clothing”-- 1 Peter 3 :3). Violations of these rules are too numerous to mention. Just visualize Tammy Faye Baker’s mascara laden eyes and gold encrusted wrists.

7) Here is perhaps the mother of verses ignored: “Judge not, that ye be not judged” (Matthew 7:1) and “Judge not, and ye shall not be judged, condemn not and ye shall not be condemned: forgive, and ye shall be forgiven” (Luke 6:37). I have yet to meet a Christian who has not judged my atheism. The whole world is chalk full of judges, juries, voters, employers, teachers, etc. which are all constantly judging others.

cool Believers are supposed to hate their parents when they follow Jesus (“If any man come to me, and not hate his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sister, yet, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple” (Luke 14:26). Well, considering that Christians do not abandon their families but usually attempt to brainwash them they are all guilty of not following this verse. “It’s symbolic”, yeah, I know your lame ass defense to this one already.

9) They are not to oppose evil (“But I say unto you, that ye resist not evil; but whosoever shall smite thee on the right cheek, turn to him the other also”-- Matthew 5:39). If this were followed one might just as well abolish law enforcement.

10) Biblicists are not allowed to call anyone “father” (“And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven” (Matthew 23:9). Not only is this rule ignored on a DAILY BASIS, but Catholicism uses “father” as a specific title.

11) Christians are not supposed to plan or prepare. God will provide (“Take no thought for your life, what ye shall eat, or that ye shall drink; nor yet for your body, what ye shall put on... Behold the fowls of the air: for they sow not, neither do they reap, not gather into barns; yet your heavenly father feedth them. Are ye not much better than they?” --Matthew 6:25-34 & Luke 12:22-31 inclusive). I see Christian conservatives plot on a daily basis how to screw their employees so they can reap more profits.

12) Lastly, Jesus, who clearly is of greater importance than Paul, said the Old Law was to remain in force until heaven and earth passed away and all is accomplished (“For truly, I say to you, till heaven and earth pass away, not an iota, not a dot, will pass the law until all is accomplished. Whoever then relaxes one of the least of these commandments and teaches men so, shall be called least in the kingdom of heaven; but he who does them and teaches them shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven”-Matthew 5:18-19 RSV). Heaven and earth still exist and many prophecies are not yet fulfilled. How many times have you heard some lame ass Christian say “the Old testament doesn’t matter, Jesus was the lamb and abolished it”? Don’t let them get away with this shit for even the bible says that they should still be following the Old Law.
Christianity EtcHow Can You Be A Christian? Part 3 by pirate1(op): 5:28am On Mar 29, 2013
13) Contact with mediums or wizards is forbidden (“Do not turn to mediums or wizards; do not seek them out to be defiled by them. I am the Lord your God”-- Leviticus 19:3 1 RSV, see also: Leviticus 20:6 & Deuteronomy 18: 10-12). Here’s an interesting little stat; Christians more then any other faith consult mystics and self-proclaimed oracles.

14) People should give one-tenth of their income to the Lord, which Biblicists equate with church (“And all the tithe of the land, whether of the seed of the land, or of the fruit of the tree, is the Lord’s...And concerning the tithe of the herd, or of the flock, even of whatsoever passeth under the rod, the tenth shall be holy unto the Lord”--Leviticus 27:30-32)

15) Tattoos are anathema: (“You shall not make any cuttings in your flesh on account of the dead or tattoo any marks upon you. I am the Lord”--Leviticus 19:28) Despite this teaching I manage to see Mexican Catholics daily with tattoos of the Virgin Mary, Jesus or a set of praying hands on their forearms and shoulder blades.

16) Money cannot be lent at interest to your brother, only to foreigners (Deuteronomy 23: 19-20) Ahhh, I’m recalling all the Christian banking corporations....

17) Eating pork is forbidden (Deuteronomy 14:8. Hmm, I’ve never met a Christian who DIDN’T enjoy bacon and eggs.

18) A man must marry and have relations with his dead brother’s wife (Deuteronomy 25:5-6). This goes without explaining of course.

19) A seducer must marry an unengaged virgin whom he seduces (Exodus 22:16-17)

20) A raped, unengaged virgin must marry her rapist and they can never divorce (Deuteronomy 22:28-29). What justice the “moral majority” advocates!

21) There are several petty and silly little verses in the O.T., but none the less, they are to be followed. I guess it’s okay to disobey the lord for fashion’s sake. Beards can’t be rounded (Leviticus 19:27); A garment composed of wool and linen can’t be worn (Deuteronomy 22:11); Note: this explains why you will commonly see orthodox Jews with the long beards and black clothing. I say Christians should do this too so we can identify their stupidity upon first impression.

22) Bastards can’t enter the Lord’s congregation. (Deuteronomy 23:2) Hey, I know this is harsh, but God commands it, hence it must be “just”.
Christianity EtcHow Can You Be A Christian? Part 1 by pirate1(op): 5:20am On Mar 29, 2013
More Commonly Ignored Teachings:

1) "Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?" (l Corinthians 11:14). How many freaked out long-haired, bible thumping Jesus freaks do you know? Perhaps this is just my experience, but I can name 12 such individuals off the top of my head. Surely, you can recall at least ONE LONG-HAIRED CHRISTIAN. The stereotypical version of CHRIST HIMSELF! Think of the numerous statues and pictures Christians adore depicting the lord appearing as that which he detests. One can not stop and wonder at the absurdity of this.

2) Another tenet clearly prohibits women from being ministers or otherwise speaking in church (“Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak”-- 1 Corinthians 14:34). It’s difficult to see how Paul could support the current movement to ordain women. Why, Jesus would shit himself knowing that even I, an ATHEIST WOMAN, has managed to get herself legally ordained.

3) A third tenet prohibits men and women from wearing each other’s clothing (“The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman’s garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the Lord thy God”--Deuteronomy 22:5). Funny thing, two female Jehovah Witnesses came over this morning, they coffee clutched with my neighbor Jenny, a fellow Christian and ALL THREE of these women were wearing pant suits!

4) Ever watch these Christians on television and notice how their bowed heads uniformly shake amen while some evangelist goes on and on in prayer for a fucking hour? Well, repetitious and monotonous praying is in violation of Matthew 6:7. “But when ye pray, use not vain repetitions, as the heathen do: for they think that they shall be heard for their much speaking.”

5) Christians are not supposed to take their disputes before non-Christian courts or judges. (“If any of you has a dispute with another, dare he take it before the ungodly for judgment instead of before the saints?” -- 1 Corinthians 6:1 NIV) How interesting! Considering that state is separate from church all courts are supposedly “ungodly”. Does this stop Christians from tying up the supreme court with law suits concerning school prayer, abortion, or numerous other absurdities? Hell no it doesn’t, and my taxes are paying the fucking bill for their hypocrisy!
PropertiesRe: Properties For Sale In Badagry West by pirate1: 4:36am On Mar 29, 2013
i wana buy what you are selling. Are you willing to take what am offering? lol
CultureRe: How Far Back Can You Trace Your Ancestry? by pirate1: 4:35am On Mar 29, 2013
more than 3,000 years. I can personally name my forefathers for 20 generations.



I AM SOMALI.
CultureRe: Do You Consider Somalis As Black? by pirate1: 4:28am On Mar 29, 2013
Eri8: This somali girl is crazy. You should never be ashamed of your nationality or ethnicity. If you are an ethnic somali, be proud. You must respect yourself for others to do the same towards you. Atleast she considers herself black unlike the other somalis on here. Acknowledging your race is important. And how ironic is it that somalis are the ones always denying that their black but are darker than us eritreans and the Ethiopians.
she is a troll....she isnt a somali.....somali people have too much pride.


black skin is different than calling your self black. We are somali. skin is a color, somali is an ethnicity with history, language and culture.
CultureRe: Beuty of Africa by pirate1(op): 4:27am On Mar 29, 2013
Imprida: Is pirate1 also somalia9?
Am not somalia9. I am Pirate1.


How are you my young black nigra
CultureRe: My Favorite Ethiopian Song by pirate1(op): 4:25am On Mar 29, 2013
IIIIxRoyalxIIII: Good Evening Nairaland....Good Evening New World Mixed Queens

https://cdn.younghollywood.com/images/stories/newsIMG/wenn/20120629/wenn3881954_46_2582_3.jpg
this man looks like a woman
CultureRe: My Favorite Ethiopian Song by pirate1(op): 7:09am On Mar 28, 2013
IIIIxRoyalxIIII: Im Out.

Tell Ya Slave Master Muhammad Royal said Wassup. tongue

~ cool ~
I will when you go tell your forefathers enslavers i said hi.
CultureRe: My Favorite Ethiopian Song by pirate1(op): 7:07am On Mar 28, 2013
IIIIxRoyalxIIII: https://www.keysbase.com/wallpaper/k.d.-aubert/k.d.-aubert-83458.jpg


K.D > The whole Horn.....

She could cut her head bald, and wear White Contacts like a Souless Immortal and Still Shyt on those Archaic Biitches LmL
grin
Must be sad to put all your hopes on one hoooe....for the right amount of money the kkk could be cuummming on her face.

thats one thing you blacks never learned..

The minute you objectify your women....all the beauty goes away.
CultureRe: My Favorite Ethiopian Song by pirate1(op): 7:03am On Mar 28, 2013
IIIIxRoyalxIIII: https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf1vs5EvxO1qcaplqo1_500.jpg

https://i38.tinypic.com/2edaahl.jpg

https://cdn.okcimg.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/0x0/0x0/0/11982318722540428857.jpeg___1_500_1_500_cb94de6a_.png

https://photos.exposay.com/KD_Aubert/kd_aubert_04DsU.jpg



What about this Black Woman?...Let me guess...."The Weave"..

Her face still shytting on any East African Horner I Know.

And You Know It Too.

Even Without the Silly Weave
the fake green eye contacts really lost me......i think your a brother whose into white chicks.....is this your stepping stone before you go all white on us.......


next am gonna see royal with klan white robes on.


ps....whats with the same girl you posting.....does this black girl represent what you want all blacks to look like.....must be a full time job for the poor thing.
CultureRe: My Favorite Ethiopian Song by pirate1(op): 6:58am On Mar 28, 2013
IIIIxRoyalxIIII: https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3zrq7OzN01ruz6zso1_250.gif

You got Any Horns With Hips and a Waist Like That?
Like i said. black women can only be looked at when their walking away.
CultureRe: My Favorite Ethiopian Song by pirate1(op): 6:56am On Mar 28, 2013
IIIIxRoyalxIIII: https://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/783049_o.gifhttps://farm3.static.flickr.com/2063/2659983308_c34748aa06_o.gif

West African>East African

New World>Old World

*Turns Light off and Closes Door* cool
i guess u and i can agree on one thing.

Black women have to have their face looking away to be paid any attention to.
CultureRe: My Favorite Ethiopian Song by pirate1(op): 6:46am On Mar 28, 2013
No need to post somali women. Our beuty is well known


You will not any Somali women who objectify themelves like black women.


when your done with your childish behavior, shut the light off. am off to sleep.
CultureRe: My Favorite Ethiopian Song by pirate1(op): 6:41am On Mar 28, 2013
When you are done. Show yourselfs out.







It's kinda sad to see that seeing somali/ethiopian women has driven you to do this. I feel bad.


When your done, you can show yourselfs out
CultureRe: My Favorite Ethiopian Song by pirate1(op): 6:34am On Mar 28, 2013
IIIIxRoyalxIIII: Our Ds shyttin on ya Ds Too.....

Or Ls Shyttin on ya Ls.......

So why you cryin colorism?......lol

Hornz don't have a body to even speak of. Color is the Last Problem on the Summary Sheet
No colorism. Just wondering why none of your pictures showed the obese dark women i see every day.


if your done with your nostalgia for when white men rapppped enslaved negroids, you can leave my thread.
CultureRe: My Favorite Ethiopian Song by pirate1(op): 6:31am On Mar 28, 2013
thats fair then....if you wana talk about new world mixed breeds like their a bunch on doggs breeding to make lighter ones ....thats ok with me.


so take it else where....this is my thread.

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