₦airaland Forum

Kriss216:
This guy resemble that guy wey dey carry comb for head for "my siblings and I"

seankafor:
Omo, na true talk bro..

Anyway which way..

But I think someone like ao1 with hot temperament can not handling those kids when they start insulting him or calling otem every now and then in the lecture hall

larride:
Happy birthday to me.

iamoyindamola:
What an otemic piece

descartes400:
why does the name "Deloitte" reminds me of a certain big breasted Deloitte Brown? hmm, must have known her from my previous life!

Legends, over to you!

Odunharry:
Happy birthday to myself and Nihilistjnr many more blessings for us.

Phock2sweet:
boss good evening. How is family sir, I don update that thing for you but I never see anything. Sorry for the inconvenience

Nezzjnr:
Deeper Life.....

Because of the deep study of the Bible

icentautos2kd:
Available

PotatoSalad:
Flashing torchlight at the sky while it rains will cause thunder to strike you.

Flapping your fingers at a particular species of birds and saying some bs words will make your fingernails white

There's Mamnywater in poster colours

NwaAmaikpe:



I plead with the UK government not to only
debate individual sanctions on government officials involved in the shooting of #EndSARS protesters in Lekki, Lagos state.

They should also debate sanctions to be placed on officials of the Kano State HISBAH corps that keep destroying our beers and frustrating the free flow of kpekus in Kano.

And to think that most of these Hisbah guys are regular faces at night in Abeddie and Festing.

Dangrace01:
Lol

I want to ask a question if Adam and Eve didn't eat the fruit, would lion eat grass?

Would humans kill meat?

Ibime:
You done dey change mouth now. From he won't be sworn in, to he won't lead, to he'll be impeached. Why can't fake prophets stand one place and be accountable? Has the prophecy already been updated by your skin bleaching, hair-frying pastor?

ono:
It's not over yet.

ono:
Yeah...Democrats are weirdos....they can wake up Tutankhamun to give them stuff.

chloedogie:
For those that followed the election in 2016, trump's electoral college vote lead was so early with Florida and California as part of the states he started flipping. Though with little margins but won them early.

Nezzjnr:
This Mendy Guy is Damn good ooo


He'll be a nice buy for you guys
Cc Afrodoc2

https://twitter.com/CFCTerence/status/1301840711705395200?s=19[/quote]LMFAO

thorrvik55:

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Too bad

I remember my grandfather will always say
Son....I am 145 years old and very much alive and healthy...do you know why son? Because am always minding my own business

I thought he was done...then he called me again son.....
Always remember
The body of a woman is like heaven to the eyes
Hell to the soul
And purgatory for the wallet

DCatt:
Jimmy Kimmel apologized for editing vice president Mike Pence video while talking a jab at the same time. Another democrats lie busted!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-ms7TWsFvo


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elpuPn9RCQU

PervertProphet:
Haha!
Sore Muslim.

I have another pill for you but that's this.

If you read what I wrote up there and it doesn't make sense to you then lol. Good and fine for you. 80% of what Muhammad said were trash to any sensible person. Like this one below:

If you sleep till probably past dawn. Muhammad says the cause is that Satan urinated in your ears. Hahahaha! I woke up almost to 9 because I was up all night. That means according to Muhammad. Satan urinated in my eye. Hahahaha! I never knew Satan urinates. What kind of Urine is Satan's pee-pee?

Hadith
حَدَّثَنَا عُثْمَانُ بْنُ أَبِي شَيْبَةَ، حَدَّثَنَا جَرِيرٌ، عَنْ مَنْصُورٍ، عَنْ أَبِي وَائِلٍ، عَنْ عَبْدِ اللَّهِ ـ رضى الله عنه ـ قَالَ ذُكِرَ عِنْدَ النَّبِيِّ صلى الله عليه وسلم رَجُلٌ نَامَ لَيْلَهُ حَتَّى أَصْبَحَ، قَالَ ‏

‏ ذَاكَ رَجُلٌ بَالَ الشَّيْطَانُ فِي أُذُنَيْهِ ـ أَوْ قَالَ ـ فِي أُذُنِهِ ‏"
Narrated `Abdullah:

It was mentioned before the Prophet (ﷺ) that there was a man who slept the night till morning (after sunrise). The Prophet (ﷺ) said, "He is a man in whose ears (or ear) Satan had urinated."


Sahih al-Bukhari 3270
In-book : Book 59, Hadith 80
USC-MSA web (English) : Vol. 4, Book 54, Hadith 492  
Sahih Bukhari

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