₦airaland Forum

rigormortis: you met at a job interview innit?

that means you don't have a job yet innit?

and you wanna bone without condom innit?

now who is gonna take care of those babies?

guess a hard-on has no brains innit?

Big things come in small packages innit?

U still looking for that cheap hotel in benin, innit?

U sold ur 406 cheaper than u expected innit?

Practicing ur fake british accent on my thread innit?

Broda....relax

For the first time ever in my life an early morning cereal(cornflakes)I craved back then tasted like peebles mixed with chalk paticules....Took three spoons n I was tired already n full to my neck.

I quickly rinsed my mouth...grabbed the keys of d house n stepped out FINALLY!!!!..a quick look the time n it was 9:15am...Gosh am late I mumbled to myself

Quickly I dailed her number...after three rings ...her musical voice came online...hey u...I quickly said.....send me the adress of this park n garden ooooo...After all these years u still don't know this park...I would foward it in a text..she reassured.Thanks dear I replied as I walked towards my junction...when I got to the junction I checked my phone intermitently until I received the message.....

After about three munutes, a bus came along n I quickly jumped in ..making sure my clothes didn't get stained in the process

After seeing that SMS my heart raced like never before...what I could describe as Marathon Pumping...I sprayed colon all over(first time since after NYSC) wore my best outta tha best kinda clothes...what's d time,where is the freakin wristwatch? I scrambled around a bit to look for the damn watch...Pheew...I found it finally quickly looked at the time n guess what? It was still just 8:23am in d morning.

I must have done everything in record speed that morning n I still insisted in my mind that it was still just a meet to chat n catchup date..
Hmm,ain't I lying to my damn self?

Azukam1: Waiting pls

I won't disappoint...since all events are real...all characters would remain nameless

KELVIN-XY:
Hey Mr.Man i don't like long stories...
Anyway this sounds interesting..continue

Thanks for the review...Meanwhile this story is as real as it gets

Omolola1: Come and finish what you started, would you?

I would babez..I slept late wokeup early...am at work...let me tell my boys what to do n I would be back shortly

Thanks for following

Mynd_44: Failed attempt

U are old n boring.....Get a life dude off nl

I opened this account to be expressive in the best way I feel like it,so deal with it

after all the singing n dancing to a beatless song I stepped out of the bathroom,steeped out d towel I had on n quickly tried to dressup...

My phone beeped a few times....I quietly complained..."ohoooo mtn una dun start again" I said to myself ..


well let me take a look since I even needed to freeup sms space on my phone...I picked up the phone scrolled to the new message

'morning dearie,can't wait to c u later on..' the message read...wow!!!!my thoughts blinded I held d phone for minutes unending. staring

day light finally arrived ...I jumped off d bed,straight to my domestics hoping to get 10am off my mind(yea..10am,that's the time we fixed for our appointment)after all the grit n grime of the kitchen,toilet,bedroom n living room I ran into the shower. Quickly jumped into d shower singing my heart out......

come to think of if, why was I singing I said to myself..since I wasn't going to ask her out, kiss or have sex with her was just going to be a friendly meet to chat appiontment I said to myself.

It seems what a guy posted a few weeks ago about girls not been able to say no to .sex without condoms seem to be true.....buh I dare say its mostly true after d first time a girl has SEX with d same guy. Second time is always without(truth be told).
I became friends with a lady about four yrs ago n after we got close I started calling her 'holy mary'. Y? u might av asked inside u, the reason is simple. A virgin at 24 is hard to find these days innit? YEA I hear u say....After a few months I lost contact with her n meet her late 2011 again. This time wild,hot n looked super pretty. we met at a job interview.

After a few calls n sms's we decided to meet at a park to gist. I was exicted. Tossed n turned all through d nite waiting for day light to come