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Crime › Re: Policeman Shoots The Vehicle Tire Of A Nigerian In Delta State by PlutoChief: 12:52pm On Oct 22, 2025
Just rain the insult, but no forget to give am umbrella so that e no go touch am.
educatedfool:
If no be say my father in-law na police man i for rain insult
Autos › Re: Carfanzy Accessories Price Drop! Seat Covers, Footmat & More Now Cheaper by PlutoChief: 6:32pm On Oct 21, 2025
I think say I go come see 2,500 for full car.... Na so I see say na only car seat them dey sell
Travel › Re: The Day British Airways & Air France Concorde Landed @ Orlando Inter'ntl Airport by PlutoChief: 8:17am On Oct 21, 2025
That aircraft wey be like fighter jet.

Please find it and sell to us 🙏 n Nigeria. At least e go better pass the rented and painted one.
Politics › Re: Village Head Kidnapped, One Killed As Bandits Attack Rani Ramat, Kwara by PlutoChief: 12:00pm On Oct 06, 2025
Our president and the fct minister just declared Nigeria safe, or is Kwara in Sudan?
Politics › Re: Court Rejects Nnamdi Kanu’s No-Case Submission, Orders Him To Open Defence by PlutoChief: 2:17pm On Sep 26, 2025
And your brothers are wielding weapons stronger that that of the military in public even to government house all in the name of signing peace agreement.

It's a big comedy called Nigeria.



wediehere1:
Kanu is running away from justice but he has failed big time
Family › Re: My 13-Year-Old Daughter, Davina Died At Father's House In Delta - Single Mother by PlutoChief: 8:41am On Sep 16, 2025
Which justice you dey find madam?

What if she died in your own house?

Abeg next topic.
Christianity Etc › Re: Boy Reportedly Receives Organ During Apostle Suleman’s Ministration by PlutoChief: 11:37am On Sep 15, 2025
If he was a boy before the prank...... {PRAYERS} how did he then receive male organ again?

The white man is confused!
Crime › Re: Married Woman And Lover Publicly Humiliated By Angry Villagers Over Adultery(Pix by PlutoChief: 7:03pm On Sep 11, 2025
I dey always fear all this women wey dey keep punk and low cut, I no know why.
Crime › Re: Palm-oil Thief Caught In Akwa-Ibom State (Photos) by PlutoChief: 9:23pm On Sep 10, 2025
How I wish this is how we tie our political representatives who legally steal our rights and privileges. Non the less na escorts go dey follow them go court.
Politics › Re: Grid Restoration Efforts Are Underway - EKEDC by PlutoChief: 6:18pm On Sep 10, 2025
Another lamba to collect (STEAL) money from the taxpayers sweat.
Nairaland General › Re: What Is The Finest Nickname You Have Ever Heard? by PlutoChief: 2:12pm On Sep 10, 2025
Mine was "DEAF DOG" due to my stubborn nature is secondary school.
Christianity Etc › Re: World Population By Religious Affiliation by PlutoChief: 8:21am On Sep 01, 2025
We are he unaffiliated they are talking about, all we practice is humanity and conscience, that's where our own church or mosque is.
Sports › Re: Emmanuel Dennis: Notingham Forest Terminate Contract Of Super Eagles Star by PlutoChief: 11:37am On Aug 31, 2025
Where has he been all this time?

I guess he already terminated himself before the club does.
Education › Re: 80% Of WAEC Candidates Will Lose Admission Status-rep.ogah by PlutoChief: 6:34pm On Aug 27, 2025
Is that a joke or something?

Enough cash out for jamb be that na, every year sitting for the genzees
Health › Re: NAFDAC Warns Of Counterfeit Postinor-2 by PlutoChief: 6:03am On Aug 27, 2025
Fall back to CD or better still, learn to pull out like Beckham. To avoid stories that touch.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Newcastle United Vs Liverpool (2 - 3) On 25th August 2025 by PlutoChief: 7:08pm On Aug 25, 2025
Newcastle


The team I so much love....... 18 years of support no be joke
Celebrities › Re: Happy 61st Birthday To Tony Umez (Photos) by PlutoChief: 10:16am On Aug 23, 2025
If you want to see "mumu" in love just lookout for Tony Umez in a movie, whether him get money or not, him sabi mumu.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Gaza City Will Be Razed If Hamas Does Not Agree Our Terms, Israel Minister Says by PlutoChief: 1:11pm On Aug 22, 2025
Hmmmmm!

This is worse that what Hitler did yet no one is talking about it, anyways, crime and impunity dey sweet if e never reach your side.
Career › Re: Celebrity Carpenter Applauds 25 Youth As They Graduate From His Carpentry Academ by PlutoChief: 11:07am On Aug 22, 2025
Hand work and self reliance is the way forward in this Tinubu era.
Business › Re: Fire Guts Community’s Cattle Market In Kwara by PlutoChief: 12:57pm On Aug 20, 2025
Later they will blame Peter obi for the fire in Kwara cattle market, or Reno will say obi has refused to greet Kwara people over fire incident
Romance › Re: Nigerian Gay Man Celebrates 3rd Wedding Anniversary With His Husband by PlutoChief: 1:25pm On Aug 17, 2025
May the Holy Spirit grant you the wisdom and understanding of what you both got yourselves into, then arrest you the way Saul was arrested and became a gospel preacher.
Celebrities › Re: Cubana Chief Priest Celebrates Pawpaw Ahead Of His Birthday by PlutoChief: 2:54pm On Aug 14, 2025
50 in a bit, chinedu is older than he is, however, he should be very close to 50 because he is in his late 40's
Politics › Re: President Tinubu Departs Abuja Thursday For Japan, Brazil by PlutoChief: 6:01am On Aug 14, 2025
Abi him dey go medical trip in disguise. They should keep fooling around, we dey watch .
Nairaland General › Re: What's The Name Of This Insect? by PlutoChief: 2:04pm On Aug 10, 2025
Iteteleku in my language, it can make noise in the corner of your House.
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Opens Up On Surviving Sex Tape Scandal, Losing Her Father by PlutoChief: 8:16am On Aug 10, 2025
This one na motivational speaker O!

Something wey you enjoy.
Politics › Re: Wike's Aide Reacts To Peter Obi's 5-Year Single Term Comment by PlutoChief: 7:21am On Aug 10, 2025
When you are jobless you tend to care about throwing jabs at someone who doesn't even know you exist.
Politics › Re: Gombe Launches 620KW Hydropower-Solar Plant In Balanga by PlutoChief: 6:42am On Aug 03, 2025
This is what all the Northern states can afford seamlessly, the kind sun wey dey roast person for North ehn, e no get part two.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ghana's Minister Threating To Suspend Dstv's License If They Don't Reduce Price by PlutoChief: 8:21am On Aug 02, 2025
Open day robbery by DSTV, I subscribed full package and travelled for almost one month, when I got back it expired without me watching even cartoon.

Since then I packaged the decoder and put them under my box.
Science/Technology › Re: Nigerian Space Scientist Sends Egusi Seeds To Space by PlutoChief: 6:11am On Aug 02, 2025
We need to send some of our politicians to space, probably they'll fill up the empty space in their clueless heads.
Islam › Re: Live Like A Traveller! by PlutoChief: 11:53am On Aug 01, 2025
Always have that in mind and you'll put yourself in check.
Sports › Re: Ann Chiejine: Super Falcons Goalkeeper Trainer Who Won WAFCON As Player & Coach by PlutoChief: 8:37am On Jul 30, 2025
Please we need her in Manchester United so she could help us train Onana for the new season

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