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spacebooked... me self wan know

Looking for cheap way to make us remember she still relevant after jimmy finnish her career

Pubichairs:
Its clear northerners are they only set back in this country, they are just useless

A product of baby factory talking

fayose thought politics is thugry but with time he would knw he has not only step on pmb's toes but he has also step on his close appointee toes too that would silently finish him

You cant play GOD Almighty because he is wisest of the wise with all your planing and wateva he has show you he is the ultimate decider

Like 4 9ja,share 4 torres the legend

We don t need him in madrid....isco would bench him

ejoruu:
Please people,its so important for me,where can i get the Trade 1,2&3 test certificate? Any help will be appreciated. Please contact me via email at ejoruu @gmail . Com .thank you.

have you gotten it?

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He who laugh last

post=67753911:
Money laundering website.
With a lot of people having their share of the money.
Looking at the site, I see nothing worth 64million.

MR SGF...ONE OF THEM IS SPOTTED ALREADY

Please return the remaining 1m to the appropraite place before they come for head...by the way
WEHDON SIRH!!!

mikejj:
sharap u no fit toast babe ..

him no need to toast babe

You never comfess finish...until 2019

Bbbbbbbbbbbb:
Call this number as fast as possible 08123822284

That's the Kaduna state police response number. You can give them your parents address

bro I called the line and is switched off

[quote author=Dontquit post=65894957]Y not get in touch with any security men.[/qu ote]
I wish I can.... have report to Nigerian police on twitter but no respond

eTECTIVe:
So U want nairalanders to com nd fight ur Landlady or wat?? So instead of to go to d police or local security around there U are typing and asking Nairaland for help... Do U have sense at all?

I appreciate your insult.... if only I am in Kaduna only God knows what I would do
but the problem is that my age dad and mum are helpless right now they only age person with them is just 15 years

I wish I can report to not only police now but to the governor himself but I can't reach kaduna from Lagos today that's why I thought of get to meet someone here on nairaland who base around that area that can reach out to them because I myself can not watch anybody's mum or dad beaten like that no matter the crime and watch that happen ...

so my friend am sorry if my actions displeased you but I did it out of the mood I am

goodday nairalanders please help me i base in Lagos and my mum dad and younger ones base in kaduna Kaduna north hayin banki precisely my Hausa landlady has send some gang of hausa hudlums to kill my family as am tying this now the problem is one going just received call from my younger sister

26. If President Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same-sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe), he must come here so that I marry him first.


27. Even Satan wasn’t gay; he approached naked Eve instead of naked Adam. Say no to same-sex marriage.


28. Archbishop Tutu said it is nice to be gay, yet he has a wife, he should have begun by getting himself a man for a woman… When you are a bishop and cannot interpret the Bible, you should resign and give it to those who can. We will not compromise our tradition and tolerate homosexuality. We need continuity in our race, and that comes from the woman, and no to homosexuality. John and John, no; Maria and Maria, no…I keep pigs and the male pig knows the female one.”


29. If you take men and lock them in a house for five years and tell them to come up with two children and they fail to do that, then we will chop off their heads.

16. Witchcraft is when a 24-year-old girl who cannot jog for five minutes expects a 40-year-old man to last for one hour in bed.


17. Being dumped by a dark-skinned girl is the worst thing ever, because anytime you get home and see charcoal, you become emotional.


18. Women with beauty and no brains, it is your private parts that will suffer the most.


19. Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real.

20. If you are a married man and you find yourself attracted to schoolgirls, just buy your wife a school uniform.


21. It is every man’s dream to remove a woman’s pant one day but NOT when it’s on a drying line.


22. Virginity is the best wedding gift any man would receive from his newlywed wife but lately, there’s nothing as such any longer because it’ll have already been given out as a Birthday gift, token of Appreciation, Job assurance, Church collection, Examination marking schemes and for Lorry fares!”


21. Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow.


22. We are living in a generation where people “in love” are free to touch each others’ private parts but cannot touch each others’ phones because they’re “private”.


23. My dear ladies, please don’t buy a selfie stick when your armpit itself needs a shaving stick.


24. It’s better for a man to be stingy with his money because he hustled for it than a woman to deny you a hole she didn’t drill.


25. Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum & you realise witchcraft is real

Robert Mugabe Quotes On Relationships And Lifestyle:


1. Dear ladies, if your boyfriend didn’t wish you a happy Mother’s Day or sing Sweet Mother for you, you should stop breastfeeding him.

2. If you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking about inner beauty because men don’t walk around with X-rays to see inner beauty.

3. If you have attended over 100 weddings in your life and are still single, you are not different from a canopy.

4. Any man who successfully convinces a monkey that honey is sweeter than banana, is capable of selling condoms to a Roman father

5. Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a ‘girlfriend’.


6. Dear sisters, don’t be deceived by a man who texts you “I miss you” only when it’s raining, because you are not an umbrella.


7. If over 15 guys have sucked your breasts, you don’t need to call those things “your breasts”. It’s called COW BELL, OUR MILK! Repeat after me, OUR MILK!


8. It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days. Every time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.


9. All I hear always is, ‘No sex before marriage?’ If that was God’s plan, then you would receive your penis or vagina on your wedding day.


10. Men sucking lady’s breast is normal because the act was learnt in childhood when they were young but the act of lady’s sucking men’s d*ck is what baffles me. Where did they learn it from?


11. Dating a slim/slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw Adidas lines on your face.


12. Respect pregnant women because it’s not easy walking around with evidence that you’ve had sex.


13. Some of the girls of today can’t even jog for five minutes but they expect a guy to last in bed with you for two hours? Your level of selfishness demands a one- week crusade.


14. I stopped trusting ladies when my class three girlfriend left me for another boy all because he bought a sharpener with a mirror.


15. Nothing makes a woman more confused than being in a relationship with a “broke” man who’s extremely good in bed.

Robert Mugabe has been the leader of Zimbabwe in southern Africa since 1980 and is the country’s only leader since it gained independence from Britain – something that is almost rare to see anywhere else in the globe.
Famously called Africa’s oldest leader, he was born in 1924 and assumed the office of president in 1987 – more than three decades ago. He has been often criticized over allegations of corruption and crackdown on human rights, with right groups warning against his continuous violation of human rights.
Besides being arguably the oldest serving African president, President Robert Mugabe is famous for his witty and sometime unconventionally sarcastic quotes.
As thousands of people continue to celebrate Mugabe, Buzzkenya looks at some of Robert Mugabe’s most funny and controversial quotes which he has dropped all through the years of his political life.

killertunes again

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one day,one day ,e go beta,4 9ja

lwkmd

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seriously am begining to dislike this goverment small small

can she do the job? if yes she can then there is no need of beating around the bush

Most of this old cargo celebs no get joy at all