₦airaland Forum

KobolanderSegun:
Bro I am the Michael Jordan of Nairaland. I'm the GOAT

😂😂😂😂😂😂

LIVINGICONREBOR:
Just this afternoon, for the gym wey I dey train, one smallie nearly choke me with her number. I don tire.

The level wey I dey now, nah dem dey force their numbers enter my phone.

For ur mind now u be champion o😂
Dey play ▶️
Make the right 💪 herself on u
Beware of bannies

Ballzproblem2:
Hustling for girl phone number just to end paying her bills in Nigeria is insanity,work on yourself focus on girls wey give you greenlight, if you no see your spec stay single you won't die.

Exactly 😂 💯

T0BY:
Nah usually guys in their 20s dey do that kind thing and very few men on other age range.

Important things dey man head to achieve than to cum dey beg girl wey fit Carry wicked infection for number..

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
U said wetin this man
"girl wey fit carry wicked infection for number" 😂 😂
It's well

Sonnobax15:

Na waste of time bro.

Use that time take plan your life ahead. Cuz most of these bannies no really get anything to offer,apart from billings.

Guy oil dey ur head ❤️💯

Thanks 🙏🏾 at least I learn one or two things

franchasng:
5.) When it comes to marriage or settling down, every man, or let me say most men are looking for a lady that will help them fulfill their life goals without much drama - as a single lady, if you think men marry because of sex then you are completely wrong.


Most men don't marry because of sex.

In Nigeria for instance, most men marry for procreating in wedlock and to have an heir, to make their life easier in terms of home keeping, to organize their financial life, for growth (career, political, migration, etc).


So you must make sure that aside sexual satisfaction, you have other appealing qualities to offer to a man to make him take that difficult decision of taking you to the altar.


So as a single lady, please don't just sit idly waiting for a husband to come, nope, please develop yourself, have a dream of how you want your life to be and try doing things on your own to achieve that dream while single.


I know it's not easy for some ladies born into poor family but just try your best and leave the rest for God okay?

U correct 💯

CJStarz:
U looked way more handsome before than now. U look quite drained now

Na 🚬 man now

KobolanderSegun:
Watin na Gbam ?. I am Michael Jordan of Nairaland.

And so? 🙄 😂
Make I run

Alikoooooooooo:
Michael Jordan ko, Kobe Bryant ni......stop smoking and go to work

Gbam 😂 😂

Dont fall in love ♥️, love urself. Focus 💯

I really really appreciate it ❤️💯👏

No lele Asake
My own be say no go fumble

U don mess up, u don rush spend ur funds on her,na while she dey form for u.
As she arrive at ur place.Let her rest for 2 minutes, then near her by kiss her.make she knows say u want nack her, na from there u go decide weda to flex her or not.

RollinTNDA:
Damn bro, I had to count my loss and let the girl go home. In my mind I was like so this how this babe just spoil her luck
I wanted to gift her more money after the whole thing. But she use her own hand spoil everything. I have blocked her.
My hotel room will expire by 12pm today I plan on trying my luck with the receptionist
She just dey cut me eye last night. I go arrange with her make we run quickie for my room before I leave the hotel.

Sharp

RollinTNDA:
This Gen Z babes are CRIMINALS

Blood suckers

RollinTNDA:
I asked her for evidence of blood and she started vexing saying that's disgusting.

When you dey chop suya and grill fish
U no know say e dey disgusting

Nwanne'mo u go make heaven seh 😂😂😂

grandstar:
IPOB should end sit at home. It hurts Igbos the most

Take action 💯

Na hookup gilrs full here 🍆🍑

LeeSmart:
It seem like these student are being forced to be putting on school uniforms abi na my eyes no dey see well?😩

I see am 😂😂😂

Dear men no dey pity woman

KingDashx:
Omo the interviewer fit tear that girl slap oh
See as e strong face😂

Exactly 😂😂😂

Hypnotise:
Geez… many Nigerian women have this disgusting attitude of being a leech, disguised as relationship responsibility of the man. It is b.s.

Women of other countries are much more supportive, and helpful by actually contributing to a cause. Them no dey do your money is our money pattern, she get her own, you get your own.

U don Waka small 💯💯😂😂

LeeSmart:
After you don insult am, you come the pray make God bless the two of una😂😂😂

Abi na 😂

Hhh4444:
The bolded is the absolute truth. There is no good woman out there. Only few men have come this realisation.

💯

morgstreme:
See juvenile that knows absolutely NOTHING about music .

As u know something about music wic one u don drop mugu?

morgstreme:
All.you unknowledgeable kids talk bout material things that ANY FOOL.can get..

Also,,it comes from poverty stricken, scarcity minded fellows like you..

Super story 😂 😂

Burob:
How u take know, u dey the same hospital ward with them?

U for ask urself that question ⁉️

SpaceX:
Fela pave the way for wizkid and others, you don't get to disrespect him this way.

Who come pave the way for Fela? 🙄
See Wizkid na human being like me and u
Reason am
Wizkid no be jesus okay
Na Fela say make Wizkid sing? 🙄
Fela no get sons?

Kemetian:
What is so special about her, please?

I haven't seen anything that warrants 5,000 men proposing to her.

Those men no well 😂 😂

SixSeven:
Go and tell your parents to teach you manners, then come and quote me.

Abi na u need the helps of ur parents
Since ur brain lack oil