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I thnk god sha,polarbite aint gna complain.

mrpackager:
polarbite self they view

O boy ur eyes sharp o,wetin u dey use? Shey na xray vision?

The contestant shud b careful cos FLAVOUR myt jst b hanging around.

God won't allow me 2 poo poo on my body o,dis tension is 2 much.#2daystogo

SaintHephzibah:
you wouldn't. I had no problem with network. And i was familiar and conversant with virtually all the questions in those 3 subjects. So it took me in less than no time to be through with them all

Wow dis is serus! Well done jare.

SaintHephzibah:
Government = 75
crk = 54
literature = 51
use of english = 51
Aggregate = 231.
I finished the first 3 subjects using 25 minutes. I marked Government and observed that i had 45 correct answers which would amount to 90 while crk would also amount to same. English and literature were already work over as i devoted ample time to work on the comprehension but so surprised that jamb had to turn things this way?
What the hell is wrong with this board?
I certainly need back my well deserved marks.
Cc edygistvilla

U FINISHED THE FIRST 3 SUBJECT USING 25MIN?!!!! I dnt blve ya.NO!

olascottpeter:
08162311882 .. jamb score 238

Ummm and ur phone numbr is 4 wat??

It looks lyk futa c.m ds yr is 200

Knownpal:
It is well with us this time around.

Amen bro,amen.

NezerLawren:
Polarbite... I'm well aware of d reason u hissed... Bodmas is aware also... So I'm I... Bt don't 4gt u're in dis together... #team prospective Futarian

NEZERLAWREN!!! Lol,Bodmath ke?! Hold on bro,i thot u sed u chose ilorin why d change of idea now?

Raufrukayat:
Sorry for that bro. All will be fine this year.

Amino! Thx

Knownpal:
I know that must be the reason. Are you putting in this year?

Hate 2 say...but yea

Knownpal:
Why?

Raufrukayat:
I want to know the reason why you hissed too.

Knownpal:
Why?

Am sorry 4 doing dat.But futa is jst an annoying skul! With d way dey toyed wit some unfortunate jambite(lyk me) future lst yr.

Mtttcheeeewwww

edygistvilla:
Lemmie be the first to share this good news:

Senate fixes N2, 500 for UTME, extends validity period to 3yrs

http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/general/senate-fixes-n2-500-for-utme-extends-validity-period-to-3yrs/136213.html

For d 1st tym in Buhari's lyf e finally 'CHANGE'd sth! Bro is it starting off wit our set or d nxt 1?

Olarewajub:
It's getting fewer every day.

True bro,true

Me am alwys ready any kyd of weather...! ₹in Olamide's voice₹

Those taking deir exam on d 9th of March are rly few o!

Why's jamb doing dis?! Why na!!!

BelovedEaglet:
Lol what's Is it na Lol, you people want testimony, and me and thanking GOD by faith in advance, you better say Amen To yours before it leaves you... Me I have claimed what I want

Arabiri,u knw what u did ain't funny atall,u shud apologise 2 every1 esp those who u jst gve hypertension.We are not here 2 play bread nd butter.If u want 2 pray 4 everybdy PRAY! If u wn2 2 wish ursef WISH! Mtcheew kids.smh

This inbuilt calculator/no calculator dey jst dey gve me headache! How on earth are my able 2 fyd d square root of 375 or mre eh! #Ah sci std. Mtcheeew craz-e jamb!

bigmoon:
dis is unfair ooo JAMB.... dis is really really unfair.... i just got an alert nw notifying me of my jamb score... after several days of hardwork... several sleepless nyt of reading, even in dis season of heat...i would still be in my room reading and sweating like i neva attended a secondary school...i knw dat, what i got is not what i deserve... cos i knw what i did...... i was expecting anytin above 200.... see hw jamb cut the rope of my dream, giving me 157!!!!!....oooohhh...im sooo sooo dejected right now

Bro,take it easy i knw hw it feels jare.Jst go nd prepare 4 ur poly putme.I MEAN GO AND START READING NOW!!!!!

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U re cruel on d ring but dat makes u clueless.A dose of 5 naira won't stil cure ur illness.Am an alpha,d leader of ur pack.So dont even think of tryn 2 attack.Cos u nigga knw polarbite aint gona fall back.

Am gonna blow u up wit my spiritual cartridge.Send u down 2 hell u ll start dancing lyk sturridge.Ur shirt is gonna turn red lyk my guys 4rm liverpool.Cos i dont lyk ripping heart,na ur liver i go pull.

dj5naira:
P won't survive what i'd be doin' his soul/ for the puddin' he stole/
launch barrage of attacks .....'twould look like Barcelona lookin' for goals/

Me?! Lol

Kazna69:
Don't mind the idiot, only camel toe & horse 3rd leg that he knows, awon werey nå

Lol,e don run?

Mr.derrick jst luvs cracking human ribs wit hs jokes.Na wa oo.Sir take it easy.

DerrickM:
@POLARBITE: Na wa 4u sef...where u see @TeenWeb work like this dey feel oppressed?!!Yeye guy mostly clowing around. Post your work make we see since lastyear you dey post us lyk margarine*winks winks*lol*hehehe*

Buhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.LOL.my stomach oohhh,sir u so 4ny.I DIDNT POST U GUYS LIKE MAGARINE OH! Ama post dem on facebook.Letme finish my exam(craz-e jamb)

DerrickM:
Oh boy,this is a newyear & your phone should change with it by fire by force*lol*winks winks*hahaha*It is well,bro...

Lol.Ameeeeennnn oh! Am saving 2wards it:-D

Kazna69:
I'll scratch Hydr0gen of the periodic table of elements with a blue marker/
His rhymes are full of foul filthy language we don't understand, I guess he's a descendant of Chewbacca/

Chewbacca? Lol.WHERE'S MR.CAMEL TOES?