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Crime › Re: Owo Church Attack: Court Sentences 4 Al-shabaab Terrorists To Death By Hanging by ponishah: 2:25pm On Jun 03

Gbadugbakun:
They should make their execution public like in the military days as warning to those who are towing that path.

All these audio death sentences isn't what we want at a time like this.

Politics › Re: APC Visits Site Of Terror Attack In Oyo With Branded APC Campaign Vehicles by ponishah: 6:09am On Jun 01

Richtaiwo:
According to a video circulating online, a campaign vehicle was sighted as the delegation arrived at the community.

Na coward president send them.
If you throw small knock out for their now, you go race, agbada go turn sports vest. Some go bolt leave their cars o.

Politics › Re: Yahaya Bello Meets President Bola Tinubu. Sowore Reacts (Photo) by ponishah: 6:05am On Jun 01

seunmsg:
Yayaya Bello's EFCC case is ongoing. Same is applicable to Tambuwal, Dino Melaye, Odom Emmanuel,Willy Obiano, Malami etc. That you have an ongoing case doesn't mean your life must be on standstill.

In certain matters, even if they concern your idols, you just have to keep quiet and observe.
If Na person wey thief torchlight phone for shop Na, you go say make them set am ablaze

Politics › Re: Tinubu Approves 1000 Forest Guards In Oyo, Deploys Rescue Team by ponishah: 5:59am On Jun 01

Lithiumite:
After 2 weeks,this us very poor from tinubu,there are so many people around the president that needs to go.....what happened to making this kidnapping incident the most trending news in the country with live updates from the very epi center,Nigerians seeing troops being mobilised with a temporary base with a command and control center......people seeing movements into the forest,with helicopters hovering and drones showing surveillance footage with atleast 2 daily updates by state and security officials......this would give Nigerians a sense of security and believe the govt is really concerned about their safety but what do we get,rather belated response,visits and photo ops with empty promises that elicits no hope in the people.

Imagine!
But, do you know that Oyo state governor is as useless as it comes. He has nothing to offer as the chief security officer of the State. If you know the memos that the governor must have been generating on this issue just to loot.
SO WHERE THEN IS AMOTEKUN?
WHERE ARE THE EIYE, AYE AND VIKING CONFRATERNITIES IN OYO.
OYO STATE GOVERNOR, YOU FALL YOUR HAND, YOU NO GET ANYTHING TO OFFER.

Politics › Re: 'If Dem Born you Well, Call My Name With Your Chest' - Aisha Yesufu replies Wike by ponishah: 8:11pm On May 31

HacheNoire:
Gibberish!

Trying to sound tough when we know she is a paper weight!

You that tough and can’t even use your toughness to rescue your state in last 16 years!

Aisha better channel her energy into fish farming and leave the political stage.

It’s for doers and not noisemakers!

People are being kidnapped and killed daily and the hardship in the country is unprecedented and the best you can do is to mock those who are pushing to do something.
May all the bad things happening in Nigeria now under this government never depart your family from now till the 20th generation.

Education › Re: Oyo School Attack: Oyo NUT Announces School Shutdown, Plans Statewide Rallies by ponishah: 8:12am On May 30

Namaster:
EXCELLENT!

This is the WAY.

Children CANNOT go from school to TERRORISTS' den and everything will remain business as USUAL.

The WHOLE of Oyo and ALL the country should have been SHUT DOWN immediately the attack happened.

But Nigerians are too USED to calamity.

Nigeria has Airforce.
Nigeria has Army.
Nigeria has Navy.
Nigeria has DSS.
Nigeria has NSCDC.
Nigeria has US Military.

Yet children remain CAPTURED by illiterate TERRORISTS who use them to create TORTURE porn on Social Media.

How hard is it to DUMP all these UNIFORMED forkers in the forest until they EMERGE with those CAPTIVES or NOT emerge at all.

The degree of INSECURITY in Nigeria right now is UNPRECEDENTED.
Yet the ONLY time the President deemed it fit to declare a State of Emergency was to address Political Rascality.

MADNESS!

And they have a president
Senator,
Rep member,
House of assembly member,
LGA chairman,
Council
But the worst of all is that they have a labour union NLC, NUT who collect monthly dues from them at source, and the union members who erroneously call themselves comrade enrich themselves with the monthly dues.
Even as alleged, redeem church hierarchy stopped a peaceful protest planned by its members.
Boycott redeem church.
Teachers pull out from NUT

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Food › Re: How Much Is Carton Of Noodles In Your Area? by ponishah: 12:56pm On May 29

emkz:
Are you supposed to be eating noodles?

Noodles are low in nutrients and are lijely a health risk. It can lead to incressed cholesrerol and risk of diabetes or bloating.

As a rule, do not give instant noodles to children. It does not add any value to them. As an adult, avoid it. Eat beans, protein and nutritious meals.

As to the price of noodles, if we were eating right, it wouldn't matter.

You said eat protein and you named only beans, name other proteinous food naa

Politics › Re: Folashade Tinubu-Ojo Rejects Justice Forum, Mandate Movement by ponishah: 6:58pm On May 28

press9jatv:
Lagos APC crisis brews as Tinubu’s daughter rejects Justice Forum, Mandate Movement pic.twitter.com/8AtIz6lQbS
— Vanguard Newspapers (@vanguardngrnews) May 27, 2026

Please what is iyaloja?

Politics › Re: Bola Tinubu: The Man Who Took The Bullet For Nigeria To Survive -by Bayo Onanuga by ponishah: 6:55pm On May 28

DoWhatThouWilt:
With politicking intensifying ahead of the January 2027 election, opposition politicians have escalated their campaign of misinformation and calumny to diminish the impact and achievements of this administration over the last three years.

Source: https://pmnewsnigeria.com/2026/05/28/bola-tinubu-the-man-who-took-the-bullet-for-nigeria-to-survive/

I will rather die than to vote for Tinubu - the worst president ever in Africa

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Car Talk › Re: World's Most Beautiful Car Of All Time. What Do You Think ? ( Photos ) by ponishah: 6:46pm On May 28

insidelife22:
How much, make I use Nigeria go borrow money from world bank

Nigeria don over borrow, so not eligible for a new loan

Politics › Re: Omo-agege Set To Join NDC by ponishah: 12:07pm On May 28

RISQUE:
Ned and Omo Agege should join the NDC and make this 2027 politics interesting.

Even if they don't join NDC, Delta and Edo go disgrace APC for this election. As we dey welcome them so, the result Na FIRE.
My Problem in this election Na southeast wey only get online votes, but when they call their result you go dey see 400,000, 500,000.

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Politics › Re: Trump Ordered Pentagon To Protect Nigerian Christians Targeted By ISIS - Hegseth by ponishah: 5:40am On May 28

Kushites:
We know you would love Satanyahu to repeat his Gaza genocide in Nigeria.

Why don't you leave Nigeria if you're so desperate to see our children slaughtered in their hundreds of thousands?

You can actually get a visa to Israel, to enjoy their genocide close-up in real time.

Can't you afford the ticket?

Yes , you can call the Israeli PM any name you like. It ends inside your darkness.
But it is our we that all terrorist and their religion would be crushed sooner than later. I love Netanyahu, the only man that moslems prostrates to, don't worry, small small, with the help of Trump and Netanyahu the God's chosen Christian hit tag-team , all terrorists and their lovers will be annihilated.

Education › Re: Secondary School Students Fight With Their Teachers by ponishah: 7:34pm On May 27

Lithiumite:
It happens everywhere,its no big deal even abroad,we will always gave deviant kids.....it only behives on the appropriate authority to ascertain the course of the rancor and take appropriate disciplinary measures......though teachers can overdo to but nothing justifies this manifestly reprehensible behaviour.

"It happens everywhere..." Is a very nasty way of affirming your support for it, no matter how you ended the statement.

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Crime › Re: Lagos Police Kill 4 Gang Members Of Ladipo Kidnap Gang of 2024 by ponishah: 2:51pm On May 27

I am never comfortable whenever Nigerian police writes their prose, because it is always the same prose, no change, just like writing a story book for children.

You were gathering intelligence and have been monitoring the gang since 2024 and monitored them to their point of operation, only to be sighted by those you said you have been watching for 2years.

May be if the Nigerian police starts telling us something close to the truth, then, may be we will start believing in them.

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Health › Re: Naval Officer, WO Yusuf M.O Dies While Serving Punishment From Her Superior by ponishah: 10:55pm On May 26

Kingray10:
🪖 Oppression is their trade mark, even within themselves.
Just bc you are above someone in rank doesn't make the person your slave.

Even when she complained of health challenges.
Watch as military go come up with excuses of the deceased past bad records of absenteeism and insubordination. Wicked country

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Health › Re: Naval Officer, WO Yusuf M.O Dies While Serving Punishment From Her Superior by ponishah: 10:50pm On May 26

eepeepook:
Zombie in uniform. Na their way. No shock here.

And I knew the dead officer must be more beautiful and sexier than the Punisher: senior female ogas de always dey extremely jealous of their younger female colleagues in most work places.

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Romance › Re: “I’ll Sponsor My Wedding” – 41-year-old Woman Cries Out For Husband Online, Says by ponishah: 9:10pm On May 24

[quote author=EmmyMaestro post=139507222]“I’ll sponsor my wedding” – 41-year-old woman cries out for husband online, says she’s rich

A 41-year-old Nigerian single woman has stirred reactions online after publicly appealing for a husband on social media.

According to her, she is financially stable and does not mind supporting or even sponsoring her wedding if she finds a man willing to marry her.

In her words, she said:

“As a 41-year-old woman, I don’t mind sponsoring my wedding. I don’t mind assisting my future husband. Please, if you’re a man seeing this video, and you have nothing doing, maybe you’re still broke, you don’t have something doing at the moment, you’re not financially stable, don’t worry, I have money.”

The lady explained that she is not searching for a wealthy man because she already considers herself financially comfortable and only desires a committed partner.

She also opened up about her fears concerning age and motherhood, revealing that she hopes to become a mother before it becomes too late for her biologically.

“I don’t even need a wealthy man. I am wealthy already. I am rich. All I seek is a man that is willing to take me in as his wife.”

“Because menopause is at my doorstep. Please help me. I need to have a child of my own. I need to have a baby of my own. I need to embrace motherhood,” she added.

Her emotional appeal has sparked reactions online, with some people praising her honesty while others shared mixed opinions about seeking love publicly on social media.Romance

The video has continued to trend online as social media users debate marriage expectations, age, financial stability, and the pressure women face regarding motherhood.

I need a husband. I am not looking for a wealthy man, I am financially stable. All I seek is a man who is willing to make me his wife.” — Woman in her early 40s speaks out. pic.twitter.com/FXPCTzhtWT
— TENIOLA (@Teeniiola) May 24, 2026

and get pregnant and be happy

Celebrities › Re: Chinedu Ikedieze Takes Chieftaincy Title In Abia State (photos) by ponishah: 7:28pm On May 24

Rapmoney:
Popular Nollywood actor, Chinedu Ikedieze, also known as Aki, has added another feather to his cap. The Nollywood actor is now Chief Chinedu Ikedieze, the Ihie 1 of Eluoma, Uzuakoli.

The ceremony took place on Saturday 23 May, 2026 in his hometown.

Chinedu Ikedieze was born on December 12, 1977 in Eluoma, Uzuakoli, Bende Local Government Area of Abia State.

A big congratulations to him.

Source: WarriParrot

Why do southeast people attach autonomous to the name of their towns.
And why are some of the town names a phrase.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran's Military Shoots Down Israeli Spy Drone by ponishah: 7:23pm On May 24

God1000:
Reverse Engineering now, the destroyed military according to Donald trump continue to inflict maximum damage on the enemies

Maximum damage when the king is down?
Khikhikhilhikhikhikhikhilhi

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Sports › Re: Enugu Rangers Win Record 9th NPFL Title by ponishah: 7:20pm On May 24

dominique:
Today, Enugu Rangers made history when they beat hosts Ikorodu City 2-1 to equal the all-time record of nine NPFL championships held by regional rivals Enyimba.

Captain Chidiebere Nwobodo scored in either half for ‘The Flying Antelopes’ be be crowned champions ahead of closest rivals Rivers United.

Substitute Moses Ali scored a consolation goal for the home team in the 58th minute after goalkeeper Lucky Jimoh failed to hold on to a shot from distance.

Rangers topped the standings with 68 points from 38 matches, a point more than Rivers United, who beat Katsina United 3-0 in their final game of the campaign.

It will be coach Fidelis Ilechukwu’s second league championship with the Enugu club.

Rangers will now represent Nigeria in the CAF Champions League along with runners-up Rivers United.

https://scorenigeria.com.ng/breaking-enugu-rangers-equal-record-9th-npfl-championship/

Up Rangers!
My first club as a kid.
My table soccer team name was Rangers and my bear cork/players was harp lager bear cork because of its white and red colour.

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Crime › Re: Businessman Lucky Adimike Stabbed To Death By His Own Son by ponishah: 4:13pm On May 24

JaidoOmojesu:
Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it” (Proverbs 22:6).

Make them check the "son" DNA, E get wetin my papa tell me long ago.

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Crime › Re: Young South African Pharmacist Shot Dead Days After Opening Her Pharmacy by ponishah: 3:59pm On May 24

Kushites:
SHUT UP THERE.

Every country has its own unique set of problems.

SOUTH AFRICA IS THE CRIME CAPITAL OF AFRICA.

THE ARMED ROBBERY CAPITAL OF AFRICA.

THE CAR JACKING CAPITAL of AFRICA.

THE RAPE CAPITAL OF THE WORLD.

OVER 500 000 SOUTH AFRICAN WOMEN ARE RAPED ANNUALLY IN SOUTH AFRICA TO THE POINT WHERE WOMEN CARRY PLACARDS PROTESTING IN THEIR THOUSANDS AGAINST THE MASS RAPE.

OVER 10,000 CHILDREN ARE RAPED ANNUALLY IN SOUTH AFRICA, MAKING IT THE CHILD RAPE CAPITAL OF THE WORLD.

SOUTH AFRICA IS THE MOST UNEQUAL COUNTRY ON THE PLANET, WITH A TINY MINORITY OF WHITE PEOPLE OWNING 85% OF THE WEALTH, LEAVING A VIRTUALLY NON-EXISTENT BLACK MIDDLE AND UPPER CLASS.

SOUTH AFRICA NOW ADDED TO THIS DEPRESSING LIST ITS STATUS AS THE BLACK SELF HATE AND XENOPHOBIA CAPITAL OF THE UNIVERSE.

NASTY.

How can I shut up when all you elaborated was rape and car jacking which they do in their own country according to you, and we do our own worldwide. You are too funny, you take ordinary wound dey compare cancer.
You did not even deny our crimes! Dohoooooo

Business › Re: Which Nigerian Bank App Is The Worst In 2026? by ponishah: 3:27pm On May 24

Fuckyoumod:
you lie..... Check your network and data balance before you put it on first bank

It is my own experience, that's why I constantly use GTworld.
Even the GTworld was better when they had two apps, but still better than Firstmobile.
Na my experience, not your experience.
That is why it is called customer review.

Crime › Re: Young South African Pharmacist Shot Dead Days After Opening Her Pharmacy by ponishah: 3:22pm On May 24*

teepain:
"Criminal brutal killing" in Nigeria is not anywhere close to what obtains in South Africa. It may shock you to know that the crime rate in South Africa at 74% is higher than Nigeria's at 66% despite the rise in terrorism in Nigeria.

Both countries need to do better in terms of curbing criminal acts.

I have never heard of anyone being beheaded in South Africa.
I have never heard that a south African was caught or sentenced or executed in a foreign country for drug trafficking and dealing.
I have not heard that south African students are butchering their schoolmates.
I have not heard that south Africans are swindling everyone worldwide.
I have not heard that south Africans are butchering their citizens and selling their body parts.
I have not heard that south Africans produce or import substandard goods for their citizens to consume. These and many more are our daily bread in Nigeria.
Abeg, talk another thing

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Business › Re: Which Nigerian Bank App Is The Worst In 2026? by ponishah: 12:16pm On May 24

truxperteam:
We all have that one bank app that has embarrassed us at the worst possible moment.
You're at the counter trying to pay. The app crashes. You're sending urgent money to someone. The app says "transaction failed" but your account is debited. You're trying to check your balance. The app is "undergoing maintenance" for the third day in a row.
Nigerian bank apps have put us through genuine suffering and we need to talk about it.
So which bank app is the worst in 2026?

GTBank GTWorld
Access Bank AccessMore
First Bank FirstMobile
UBA Mobile
Zenith Bank Mobile
Union Bank
Fidelity Bank
Sterling Bank
Stanbic IBTC
Other (drop the name)

Share your worst experience below 👇🇳🇬
You can also search Truxper on Google to rate your bank permanently so others know what to expect before opening an account.

First bank's Firstmobile.
It can easily disappoint you when you need it and their ussd no dey help matters

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Health › Re: Anambra Launches Long-Acting Injectable For HIV Prevention by ponishah: 12:12pm On May 24

Freshtruth:
HIV na child play when it comes to cancer

Bro up till now the white can not find a cure for HIV and cancer

Since I was born been hearing of both sickness but no cure
So what is the encessnce of been a scientist what is the use of drugs and operations?

Some body discovered electricity, somebody discover cars and so on

Why is it taking 100 of years to look for a drugs that can cure cancer and hiv

Elon musk's is the only human fighting to make a difference

Why you dey always go off

Crime › Re: Young South African Pharmacist Shot Dead Days After Opening Her Pharmacy by ponishah: 12:08pm On May 24

Mirasteel:
Oga Nigerians are no different.

Nigerians are also the same if not more than them, let's be honest.

No mind am.
We are far worse than South Africans, if na only the butchering of young lives wey we dey do daily self

Crime › Re: Young South African Pharmacist Shot Dead Days After Opening Her Pharmacy by ponishah: 12:05pm On May 24

obiekunie01:
very useless demonic wicked people!

No group of people that hates progress like the south african blacks. terrible sets of people.

Even if the streets of south africa is paved with gold, i will never ever step my foot there.

What are you saying now?
We do worse than them in Nigeria.
Criminal brutal killing in Nigeria is on a daily.
A beautiful student nurse was raped slaughtered in her room by two men in Imo State.

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Crime › Re: Nursing Student, Wendy Achumba, Beheaded In Her Apartment In Imo by ponishah: 8:47am On May 24

Eba50:
Nigeria no dey execute murdereres and robbers again like abacha and babangida time, that's y these nonsense dey take place. I personally witness execution of robbers in late 80s as very young boy till 1998 . Most Gen z no get idea of this

Crime › Re: Nursing Student, Wendy Achumba, Beheaded In Her Apartment In Imo by ponishah: 8:46am On May 24

youngrichnigga:
Unwanted pregnancy,drastic action by someone politically exposed to eliminate her, phone company(s) can help unravel

By beheading?
I don't think so.
This macabre crime is not something you rush to press with solution.
It is not a chochocho thing, we just have to think and think then continue thinking.
It is only the police and neighbours that can help.

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