₦airaland Forum

APOPTOSIS:
😂😂😂
They should also take part of the blame.
Don't bite more than you can chew.
The entire UK is the size of Michigan state in the 🇺🇸.
JUST imagine absorbing every Tom, Dick & Harry

they wanted the big dick now they've got it, they should stop moaning to our ears

APOPTOSIS:
So they should overpopulate their space with unserious baby making machines.

they allowed it in the first place now that the system has being tested they want to send who back

everyone now thinks they are a security expert, until they kidnap them too or one of their family member

the same uk filled with indians and pakis, they should shuush abegi

Fall2021:
Rice and carrot sauce

cool kindly drop you prepared the carrot sauce

Caaz:
My lil son taught me this method.normally I give them them either the feets and head separately...


No I m nut ya ant-ty.


Blessed new month.

why chock the already dead fowl unfair. let the poor fowl rest in peace na

mustapher that should still be in jail, he was responsible for lots of killings during abacha time

am not for or against any party but those playing polities with innocent citizens life will surely meet their water low soon

this people dont look nigerian in anyway, our borders are just too porous

its normal even on bbc news there is this verified news were authentication of images and videos are carried out called bbc verify

in a modern era we need our news agencies to do more to avoid panic and fear.

the kidnapping can only be handled by internal security force

na matter wey no strong na em woman dey hold breast run

meaning the issue or problem is not something to worry much about.
if you have a better meaning you can quote me

Diamond098454:
Good one from fayose junior.

dey play nigerians are easily manipulated

PheelzAlmighty:
I am short of words honestly

i know say you go short

lightwind:
You are not from the north! Stop lying here

your business if that what you thing

until nepa wire hang the buss

lightwind:
I mean your people too

so who are your people, are you ashamed of where you from, i have stated it numerous times here am from the north, it doesnt reduce or increase the numbers of gray hair on my head

lightwind:
Please help us to educate your people too, especially those on social media spaces X etc

who are your people

BrickandLace:
When you're evil you have no choice....don't blame him.

what makes me evil, so because the president is incompetence everyone should go crazy, from a female am disappointed in you

dibunotion:
I'm beginning to love these bandits guys

have some sense, dont dance to evil

Iamdbull:
Dbull on this one!!!


This is just crazy

when are you dropping your album

ImoleNaija:
And relocating to Turkey soon....issorite.

i pity innocent NL girls wey u dey giv lamba

Kalulu44:
Him don do the one wey him fit do for me as a long time padi. All man on his own.

no stop o continue to press em neck lol, dollar no be naira o

no some dont, the few that knows end up as spoilt brats. an example is soludo and obi sons

Kalulu44:
I ship am from Tijani my guy wey him and him family dey Abuja for their big mansion dey enjoy with him oyibo wife and three grown up kids

correct, bill am o, no slacking

Kalulu44:
You know one thing about you, you don't know how to appreciate creative minds.
When you heard Tijani Mohammed, you ought to know I created the story. The ones that are real, I stated them clearly.
But be that as it may, this particular story is 40% true and 60% created from my mind to create a great story

oya ride on but not ontop my dickkk oooo

Kalulu44:
My name is Tijani Mohammed, I am from Kaduna state but did my schooling from primary to tertiary institution in Lagos.
I'm the first of a family of 5 with two other siblings of a girl and a boy.
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Not to bore you guys with my personal details, let me go straight on why we're here.
I graduated from Lagos State University (LASU) in the year 1998. I read Electrical engineering.
Within a year, I was working for a multinational company based in Victoria Island of Lagos.
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After 6months working for the company, I was selected along with 5 other staffs which includes a lady for a week training at the company's headquarters in New York, USA.
That was when the thought and idea of running away in US started flooding my mind.
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Within a month, 6 of us documents has been processed and off we are on a plane to God's own Land. That was my first time of ever entering a plane and seeing a white man's land.
We got to JF Kennedy airport in New York on an early Monday morning.
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We were quickly checked into our hotel room. Thru out that Monday was for sight seeing, we tour new York to the best of our ability. Our tour guide and our head of delegate makes the tour a seamless one.
The next day Tuesday, we were taking to the company's headquarters and the training process began.
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It was a fruitful first day, cus we learnt a lot which ordinarily we wouldn't have learnt back in Nigeria. In the middle of all this, my Japa or escape route was still on my mind.
It was with a huge schock and rude awakening that we woke up on Wednesday to hear the only female in our miss is nowhere to be found.
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Chai... See wetin I still dey plan and trying to execute is what a strong hearted female did before me.
Bcus of her disappearance, our one week stay was cut short to 5 days.
We were to return to Nigeria on Monday morning but we were told it will now be on Saturday morning.
So we have or I have two days to still try to do mine.
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Then came the shocker, all our visas, passports and documents were collected from us. Mehn! How am I going to execute this now, even if I succeed. How can I work and avoid immigration without any of my papers and CVs.
But I was still determine to execute my plans, but truth be told we were given tight and very close marking. No more sight seeing. After the days training, we are to retire to our respective rooms where everything we needed was giving to us except going out.
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One of us tried coming down from his room to view the streets on Thursday evening. To his surprise a plain clothe security was at the entrance of the hotel who turned him back.
When he came back and told us, that was where I gave up that my plan is gonna fail....
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Stay tuned to read more on how I finally succeeded and what I went thru to get my green card with the help of a Nigerian girl named Ngozi and her American girlfriend Linda Birch...............

my guy where you go ship this one from again

vandertommy:
All these phobe vendors no go Kee person sha. I bought my pixel 7 for 280 and pixel 8 was 300. That like a month ago

send me vendor details am is same shoe with the op,

Sonofgod1990:
Dsame thing happened to me at my work place when I was a mortician. But I'm currently dealing with millions of naira. God did


Congratulations once again to arsenal for them winning the champions League

reduce daily abuse of cana

brain54:
I'm not trying to be insensitive...


But Nigerians will learn the hard way. Nigerians don't like the easy way!

nigerians dont learn at all