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Politics › Re: “You Like Prison Small?” — Sowore And El-Rufai Interact In Court by Pootle: 3:18pm On May 19
Freshtruth:
Goodluck Johnathan and Obasanjo has officially endorsed obj
kwale cana na bitch, e go mess up so many things
Crime › Re: Lagos shawarma vendor shot dead by suspected cultists by Pootle: 11:17am On May 19
him don sell shawama give another color
Culture › Re: Picture Of Ọba Oyekan Of Lagos' Coronation Day On March 12, 1965 by Pootle: 11:11am On May 19
Axis313:
grin
Okay,egbon, your little bro dey hail o.
grin grin we gather dey
Culture › Re: Picture Of Ọba Oyekan Of Lagos' Coronation Day On March 12, 1965 by Pootle: 9:29am On May 19
Axis313:
The only thing that catch my eyes this screenshot I made:"Polling in East and Lagos on Thursday".
So there's been a time in this country that polling was held during work days unlike nowadays that every elections are conducted on Saturdays.
lil children that why you need to respect us your elders cool
Christianity Etc › Re: Snake Spotted In A Church During Service (Video) by Pootle: 8:58am On May 19
alshaytan came to say hi
Romance › Re: “stop Taking Your Girlfriend To Restaurant, Bukka Is Better” – Man Sparks Debate by Pootle: 8:54am On May 19
EmmyMaestro:
You are right. But there some restaurants that are also unhygienic and use good luck charms

cool
like the one rat was kissing the burger
Politics › Re: Yahaya Bello Wins APC Senatorial Primary For Kogi Central by Pootle: 8:47am On May 19
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Yahaya what? angry

Chaiiii, I pity anybody who still believes Nigeria can ever get better.

Imagine the likes of Yahayo bello,and okowa clipping the APC senatorial tickets, which automatically means they'll likely win angry.

My brothers and sisters,I don wash my hands and legs from anything wey get to do with Nigeria politics angry.
the constitution need serious amendment this ex governors should not be eligible for senatorial seat again. are they the only one from their states huh
Politics › Re: FG Introduces Mandatory Tax ID For All taxpayers (pix) by Pootle: 8:45pm On May 18
captainamiedi1:
Tinubu 2.0 go bloody.


Everybody go feel am

currently Fuel 1320/liter naira, LPG 1700/kg naira.
those wey do see don talk
Politics › Re: APC Senate Primaries: Okowa’s 4,462 Crowd Overshadows Ned Nwoko’s 3 by Pootle: 6:16pm On May 18
there should be a law that stops ex governors from going for senatorial post
Foreign Affairs › Re: Putin's Motorcade Arrives In Beijing Ahead Of Meeting With Xi (Video) by Pootle: 6:13pm On May 18
putin is visiting nigeria next month grin
Nairaland General › Re: 100 Most Influential Persons in History By World Statistics by Pootle: 4:55pm On May 18
Jesus the same yesterday today and forever
Culture › Re: When People Put Juju In Your House, What Is It Meant To Do? by Pootle: 4:43pm On May 18
when i completed my house i placed a shigidi at the top of the main lintel, shigidi is for protection and defence againt bad energy.

i also buried a bible in the parking area, as my wife is a Christian, me and my tenants haven't experience any issues, infact its from grace to higher grace
TV/Movies › Re: Movies Where Almost Everyone Dies In A Shocking End by Pootle: 4:35pm On May 18
brain54:
Horror movies are known for such endings...
horror movies is to ensure the viewers continue the trauma experienced while watching the movie even at the end of the movie.
Agriculture › Re: This Ginger Farm Is Worth Over ₦12 Million (Video) by Pootle: 4:30pm On May 18
Bellotelli:
No mind dem. That's how my brother ended up with meagre two bags of unprocessed rice after spending over 600k on a farm... Chaii, e pain o embarassed
my guy spent heavily on poultry almost all the damm chick died. the maize too rodents damaged it. the person they gave him the advice kept giving excuses
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Jose Mourinho Is Real Madrid's next Manager by Pootle: 10:32am On May 18
the best to stable the ship right now
Politics › Re: 2027: PDP screens Goodluck Jonathan, others tomorrow by Pootle: 10:24am On May 18
RichBoy247:
JAGABAN! I see your hand.

Baba, where you learn yur own Politics nah? The small votes wey Peter Obi and his Obidients dey convulse on, you still wan collect about 60% for Jonathan to waste. I throway Salute sir
many people dont know that man na baddest for nigeria dirty polities, when obj and babagider dey hot him jus lay lowdey do em thing until e ripe.
Family › Re: Help! No My Sister Has No Privacy In Her Marriage by Pootle: 10:16am On May 18
3Si69:
Your sister failed to read the bold letters written on the walls or perhaps she did but she didn't tell you. 2 years in marriage and not sign of pregnancy yet? Let me tell you, in marriage, nothing like waiting because in 6 months, you will get tired of sex, your focus will shift to start make babes. The moment you tried for a year and nothing happen, trust me, man will start misbehaving, small thing will turn disagreement. Your sister should go back home to treat herself or stay in there, accept which ever way they treat her pending she takes in.
dont generalize things. you dont even know why there is a delay it may be even from the man, and marriage is not jus about child bearing, its a partnership an institution that should not be abused in regardless of short comings.

the man in question is not man enough, if lack of children is the problem standup and seek a divorce or look for for alternate options rather than bring a battalion to your home
Food › Re: BON Bread Complies With Acceptable Regulatory Standards - NAFDAC by Pootle: 9:48am On May 18
WatchYourSix:
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
next time laugh with the emojis provided cheesy or grin

sign
senu
Family › Re: Lady Slaps A Man She Sponsored Abroad For Sending Money Without Her Consent by Pootle: 9:46am On May 18
WhiteIverson:
Allow us breathe will all this skit
no mind the mofos
Agriculture › Re: This Ginger Farm Is Worth Over ₦12 Million (Video) by Pootle: 9:44am On May 18
farmers them can sweet talk you into investing 50m and getting little or nothing over your investment
Family › Re: What Did Your Wife Do During Your Relationship That Made You Say She's The One? by Pootle: 8:23am On May 18
spiceadole:
There was nothing special about the way I offered to pay. The guy had his ego problem.
He visited me in my office and it coincided with my lunch break.He was my guest and I felt it was only normal that I paid.
shows he was never serious from the get go, hope you found someone who appreciate sure a kind move now
Romance › Re: If Any Man Keeps Malice With Me For 3 Days, I’ll Sleep With Another Man- Lady by Pootle: 4:06pm On May 17
see aba ogogoro for her back na
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Pootle: 2:49pm On May 17
Caaz:
Na as the soup take follow the spoon enter the pot.




Howdy sir?
lol, we doing good ma
Family › Re: What Did Your Wife Do During Your Relationship That Made You Say She's The One? by Pootle: 2:46pm On May 17
spiceadole:
I once paid the bills on a first date, especially because he visited me at work and I took us out for lunch.
Hmmm, this man told me women are not supposed to pay for dates and that I was showing off that I had money. As how?

Well, that was the last time we communicated
i dont know the way you offered to pay, it wasnt intentional from her, i dey use one tiny car then and i left my wallet in the car so i told let me go back and take so i can pay she said i shouldnt worry her card is with her, she cleared our bill later realized she was far richer than me and my money dey learn for her side, infact then she just came back to nigeria.
Business › Re: What Will You Do If Someone Gives You 500k? by Pootle: 8:24pm On May 16
Obogidi:
for ur dream on top 500k.
he think say na 500m grin
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Pootle: 7:12pm On May 16
Caaz:
Lunch


Veggie
Akpu
your veggies should be more than your akpu
Politics › Re: Seyi Makinde Carries His Luggage By Himself, Sparks Reactions Online by Pootle: 7:10pm On May 16
humility when election is few months away
Family › Re: Did I Go Too Far? by Pootle: 7:08pm On May 16
Gagare1:
May God have mercy on you.

I was a virgin when I got married, and I was 27 then. Stop projecting yourself on others.

If my ex was screwed, it certainly wasn't me.

But you are free to believe what you wish.

I don't have to prove anything to you.
so you mean by chance from puberty to 27years akamu no comot from your dickson, you fellowship people urna b liars my guy that year was a prayer cord screwing another sister cord
Family › Re: What Did Your Wife Do During Your Relationship That Made You Say She's The One? by Pootle: 6:48pm On May 16
she paid for what we ate on our first date
Romance › Re: What Did She Do That Made You Realize She Wouldn't Qualify As Future Wife? by Pootle: 6:43pm On May 16
she no sabi Bleep i ditch her damm asss
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Iheanacho Helps Celtic Win Scottish Premiership Title by Pootle: 6:40pm On May 16
uniquetechng:
He scored the winner against Hibernian to keep the pressure against Hearts, in their last match they need all three points but they game was heading to a draw with the score at 2:2 Iheanacho won a[b] 98th minute penalty which he converted to give Celtic all three points.[/b]

He ended the season with 11 league goals, remember in most of Chelsea's title winning seasons Drogba who is considered their greatest player end the seasons with 12,11,6,5,5 and 4 league goals.
the fraudulent pk that the rep is currently under police protection, and back the kels he did nothing stop painting a colorful picture because his a nigerian
Politics › Re: Religious Obligation’ – Sheikh Gumi Reacts To Killing Of ISIS Leader, Al-minuki by Pootle: 6:33pm On May 16
i thought this man was part of those they strike

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