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She's absolutely dull.

Linda will still get married this year. She'd either marry herself or Seun.

congrats

Maddness is now a legal act.

congrats to her. Like I wrote earlier, Seun's house is left with a bulb to complete the building.
The one they imported from China got burnt.

New one on the way.
Stay tuned for the info.

So you called it off with him/her simply because of reason(s) best known to you.

Kindly share how you were able to handle relating the shocking news to him or her when they never expected such.
Was it through text, call, on a date, street? Tell us how.

Mine:
Well, I got home and saw that she was hotter than she was, wooed her and all.
Resumed the following year for studies and totally forgot about her.
When I was about to rekindle the relationship for my selfish reason of which I would be visiting home again, she just told me through whatsapp messenger that she's done. I smiled and said nothing.

Got back home and we resumed. It's now the yearly routine .
Right now, I don't know if we've totally broken up but I'm sure we aren't dating. We never dated.

Share yours!!!


PS: Stating their offence or reason for breakup is optional but appreciated if stated.

These are self explanatory OP. What other explanations do you need.
How else do you want people to explain them?

Pictures are the best way to communicate even in the e-world.

Something we small kids dey use do recitation for church those days is what you're referring to as "creative" in this 22nd Century??

Your sense is contained with malicious content.

OP Tiri gbosa for this your scam post.

I can give you this traffic secret to my blog.
The very first week I started in the adult industry, I got over 30,000 visitors.

I would give you my secret traffic sources for just N2,500.

I can guarantee that you'd get over 10,000 daily visits, low bounce rate, quality visit duration per visitor, as long as your site is responsive.

Slide in the PM if interested.

No dates, no address. So while you'd be wedding, we'd be here eating you pictures?

Issorite. HML

Sorry, we will not stop. Nutritious to both parties and isn't poisonous.

Well, I am a nice person when dealing with ladies either for business or pleasure.

Sometimes I'd have to be offered a/some gift(s) aside cash. I've received lots of gifts but one thing baffles me

Despite the countless number of underwear they know I have, they still pack more and present to me.

Dude, 99 percent of gift I've received are underwears. What have I done wrong?

What's the best gift you've received from a lady?

When a man fully grown man wakes up in the morning, this image below gives a perfect example of what he should see down there.

True or False?

Gofwane:
@op, you just wasted your time writing this post.

Have you ever seen a pig that doesn't like playing or chilling inside the most dirtiest and muddy water?

No matter how well you bathed and even wore a suit & tie on it, once a pig sees a dirty water, oboy na to dive inside sure pass - without even removing the suit & ti

I'm sure by now you know who i'm talking about

lol ... This illustration is epic

TarOrfeek:
OP you want him to upload his destiny??



In Gigabytes.
What if NEPA takes light?
will he not become useless?

Seun will put on the gen.

Earthquake1:
You know you are flaunting rule 19?

over 40% of accounts on nairaland are alternate.

I am writing this post with a a mixture of joy, peace, love, hate, anger, hatred, patience, sarcasm, you name it.
If this hits you, it's definitely your whole business because IDGAD.

Well, first, To the mods that gave me a 10-year ban on my previous golden account of over 5 years, an account I created as a budding teen, an account I adore so much with my precious moniker, ... to that mod, I will find you, and I will knock you on the head.

If it happens to be Seun or Lala, just remind me when we meet again. I owe you upper cuts.

Now to the main issue of the day.
Why all these on Nairaland? Guys Why? Why?
I thought we were older than all these.

How can someone drop just a single about two years ago or more and the next thing we heard was ... "watch out for my album"

I have secretly waited for this album, I have searched all through itunes, I have googled names and keyword relating to you but I never even hear the .wav format.

When you dropped that song, I contacted you on whatsapp. The song, then, was a virus in your system because you refused to pay attention to what was coming - You felt proud and snubbed. I thought there could be business in you. Accolades and trolls were on you but the good thing was that you aimed up. Congrats on that.

Times flew and I kept monitoring you and as much as I respect every human, I don't comment on your thread so as not to join the troll.
I was ok with you putting up threads (permit me to use the word "shitty threads" such as - just like my nairaland member - ass-licking E-money. You probably met him once, perhaps he gave you N20,000 and over 1,000,000 people on Nairaland and it's "environs" couldn't scroll a thread w/out you worshiping and adoring him with your threads.

Do you know how many stars are on NL? Do you know how many of us meets Stars on daily basis? Did or do you see any of them posts shits and pix?

Bros I suspect you're around 28, 29 or 32.

Like I said, for years, I respected your threads and refused to make comments because I felt it was your way of life but it got way out of life when I read - still through you - that Your "girlfriend" is pregnant. Are you maaaaad?? Are you alright?? Are we her family members? Are we her ancestors?? Why are you disturbing us?

Did they swear for you?
Who is this your girlfriend? How does she cope with you? Does she know how you live your life on NL?

Well, I hold nothing against you as it is your "way of life" - Stupidity.
If you want to live your life on social platform and forums, tell Seun to allocated some GB of SSD space for you to upload your destiny and even create a page for you. Then we will leave you alone.

Well, I am a caring person. I care for you. But this is APC's regime. CHANGE!!!

I am not seeking attention because I am behind a moniker whose face won't be revealed and don't care. I am only trying to write these things, should you see it and re-consider your ways but if you insist on being mentally different, carry on.

Have a nice day.

PS: I didn't mention any name.

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April Fools' Day is an annual celebration in some European and Western countries commemorated on April 1 by playing practical jokes and spreading hoaxes. The jokes and their victims are called April fools.


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I know some vaseline crew mods will ban me.

Sometimes, it's used to open the legs, heart, many other things.
Always use those words.

contemporary is always lit.

who and where's the daddy to be??