If You've Ever Been To The University, You Must Have Encountered These People

Immediately we graduate from secondary School, we are expected to buy the next JAMB form available to register for UTME in order to study in the university.

if you're lucky or brilliant enough to pass the exams, then you're one step into fulfilling your dreams of studying in the university of your choice after meeting their often tedious requirements.

For those who are currently in the higher institution or have gone through one, you'd agree with me that there are thousands of students who came from different backgrounds and who came for different purposes actually (Though we can all claim to come to learn).

As a fresher or a student in any level, here are some of the people you will surely see at the university that will you'd want to be around with or might try to avoid.

1. The slay Kings and queens.

These people will make you feel like your parents are not doing enough with they way they show up in shiny clothes to every where. The guys would dress as if they're going to an occasion just to see them sweating at the lecture hall.

As for the girls, they would come with big bags and big glasses just to tell you that they are in another level from the average student. Most of them are usually broke and would later come to beg for money while they spend heavily on designers to impress people.

2. The clubbers.

These set of people seems to come to school just to be away from their parents as they are usually show their true self on campus. Every weekend is a bubble time as they always love having fun. There's no party or club in town that they don't know off.

3. The holy holy ones.

These are the religious brothers and sisters you'd see on campus and they're very easy to recognize. The girls would always dress as modest as possible, wearing very long skirts while the guys are always seen with big Bibles. Some of them would look at you and they could literally tell if you'd go to heaven or hell. Lol.

4. The entrepreneurs.

These are the business people who came to school for business purposes. They hope to become the next Dangote or Alakija in the business world as they would always monetise whatever help they render to you. They sell things like recharge cards, snacks and other things to their fellow students.

5. The Godfathers and Godmothers

These are the people you meet first when you first entered campus. They are the ones that show you around school and tell you how things are done in school. They are usually older students who are usually 2-3 years older in school.

6. The "parasites".

These so called "friends" are always around you for what they can get from you, hence the term "parasites". They would make you share your food, clothes, perfume, cream and everything with them and sometimes you'd wonder how they survive till they graduate. When you watch them closely, they never disturb their parents for food money when you can hardly survive without calling your parents for money. Often times, you try as much as possible to avoid these kind of people.

7. The serious ones.

These are the nerds. They are only in the university for one purpose: to learn and get good grades. They are often called the serious students due to the fact that they are always seen at the library and wouldn't engage themselves in anything that isn't "educational". People like flocking around these people only during assignments or when the exam is close due to what they gain from their intelligence.

So which group did you belong to in your University days? Use your comment section

And you op which one were you?

Bluntguy:
And you op which one were you?

at first I was part of the slay king but I later found out it was pointless

you forgot one
The Neutral (hypocrites)
We are Not popular but we are well Known, we are Not serious but we ain't Dumb either, we don't beg but we got guys who got our backs when broke, we don't club well sometimes we do, we don't slay but we dress Good, we only attend class for attendance, we don't Womanize but we do get girls, we don't Read till when its exams and one way or the other, we finished with an upper

falcon01:
you forgot one
The Neutral (hypocrites)
We are Not popular but we are well Known, we are Not serious bit we ain't Dumb either, we dont beg but we got guys who got our backs when broke, we dont club well sometimes we do, we don't slay but we dress Good, we only attend class for attendance, we don't Womanize but we do get girls, we don't Read till when its exams and one way or the other, we finished with an upper

so they exist

Hmmmmm... I lived a boring life in school joor... Almost became a Pastor because I was closer to my Pastor, but I disliked it cos it killed my Social skills.. immediately I left school like this.. I became free as a bird.. UNLIMITED FREEDOM is BAD... Lost my Virginity, Eye became too OPEN.. I'm glad that I'm calming down , Can't let no hormones control me..

The talkatives ones that argue up till 12 midnight disturbing the hostel... Lol

falcon01:
you forgot one
The Neutral (hypocrites)
We are Not popular but we are well Known, we are Not serious bit we ain't Dumb either, we dont beg but we got guys who got our backs when broke, we dont club well sometimes we do, we don't slay but we dress Good, we only attend class for attendance, we don't Womanize but we do get girls, we don't Read till when its exams and one way or the other, we finished with an upper

Way to go

falcon01:
you forgot one
The Neutral (hypocrites)
We are Not popular but we are well Known, we are Not serious bit we ain't Dumb either, we dont beg but we got guys who got our backs when broke, we dont club well sometimes we do, we don't slay but we dress Good, we only attend class for attendance, we don't Womanize but we do get girls, we don't Read till when its exams and one way or the other, we finished with an upper

Way to go

@OP you didn't add those dat come to class only when exam is near, and them go still pass. i wonder which God they serve

The intelligent and social one's, they are fun to be with, lecturers favourite because of his eagerness to learn and his performance, they don't drink, they don't smoke, they club on a rear occasion, and they get all the pussies because girls want to sit with them.during test and exams,


That's above was the the cadre I belong that year in uniabuja

falcon01:
you forgot one
The Neutral (hypocrites)
We are Not popular but we are well Known, we are Not serious but we ain't Dumb either, we don't beg but we got guys who got our backs when broke, we don't club well sometimes we do, we don't slay but we dress Good, we only attend class for attendance, we don't Womanize but we do get girls, we don't Read till when its exams and one way or the other, we finished with an upper

na me be this, everything na on God.

acesboy:
I belong to face your book and graduate with a better grade group..... For we believe better grade gives one an edge of securing a better job. Which made my social life to be zero. But all the same I thank God for where i am today.

acesboy:
I belong to face your book and graduate with a better grade group..... For we believe better grade gives one an edge of securing a better job. Which made my social life to be zero. But all the same I thank God for where i am today.

acesboy:
I belong to face your book and graduate with a better grade group..... For we believe better grade gives one an edge of securing a better job. Which made my social life to be zero. But all the same I thank God for where i am today.

I belong to face your book and graduate with a better grade group..... For we believe better grade gives one an edge of securing a better job. Which made my social life to be zero. But all the same I thank God for where i am today.

falcon01:
you forgot one
The Neutral (hypocrites)
We are Not popular but we are well Known, we are Not serious but we ain't Dumb either, we don't beg but we got guys who got our backs when broke, we don't club well sometimes we do, we don't slay but we dress Good, we only attend class for attendance, we don't Womanize but we do get girls, we don't Read till when its exams and one way or the other, we finished with an upper

no loud am guy

Twelfthman:
The talkatives ones that argue up till 12 midnight disturbing the hostel... Lol

I stan this group lol. From chess to pes to football, then we start cooking dinner around 11 pm.

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Enceladus:


I stan this group lol. From chess to pes to football, then we start cooking dinner around 11 pm.

I fall into this category

I also buy 100 tops in aba with cheap trousers, neatly starch and iron them, when we appear in class some will think we just left our car behind the lecture room.
got a lot of girls then but was too holy to pot them

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4. The entrepreneurs.

These are the business people who came to school for business purposes. They hope to become the next Dangote or Alakija in the business world as they would always monetise whatever help they render to you. They sell things like recharge cards, snacks and other things to their fellow students.

Awon Entrepreneurs of Life.

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olamidedivotee:
@OP you didn't add those dat come to class only when exam is near, and them go still pass. i wonder which God they serve

God of money

Twelfthman:
The talkatives ones that argue up till 12 midnight disturbing the hostel... Lol

are you referring to me?

You didn't mention the common room guys and the viewing center guys

olamidedivotee:
@OP you didn't add those dat come to class only when exam is near, and them go still pass. i wonder which God they serve

I'm a mix of 1, 4 and 7. I no de carry my book play but at the same time i no come life come die
I must say i had a balance sha, is it football? is it partying? Is it network? I will not mention the last one
It's that network that gave me a nod at a multinational where i'm serving right now.
School was really fair to me

none.

falcon01:
you forgot one
The Neutral (hypocrites)
We are Not popular but we are well Known, we are Not serious but we ain't Dumb either, we don't beg but we got guys who got our backs when broke, we don't club well sometimes we do, we don't slay but we dress Good, we only attend class for attendance, we don't Womanize but we do get girls, we don't Read till when its exams and one way or the other, we finished with an upper

. So we