So yesterday in the afternoon, i just decided to drink garri o, not that i Was hungry, just felt its been long i drank garri. Normal normal, i go aboki go buy suger and grandnut. Meanwhile, ive forgetten about the garri and mango myth, if i remember, i wouldn't have taken the three mango my mum brought home yday night..

Omo guys it was not funny, by 3am in the midnight, it was as if i should remove my intestine, my stomach swelled up. By 5am this morning, i was taken to the clinic Nearby, I'M still there as i speak, my stomach was blocked. The pain is crazy.. I started using the toilet every 10min after the doctors gave me some drug. The stomach pain is still there but I'm a little bit relieve. I hope the discharge me tomorrow.

Its just now i remembered it should be the garri and mango. guys abeg na mango season, the myth is actually true. Make una No use am play. And please pray for me, i no go work.because of am

IamAdejumo:
So yesterday in the afternoon, i just decided to drink garri o, not that i Was hungry, just felt its been long i drank garri. Normal normal, i go aboki go buy suger and grandnut. Meanwhile, ive forgetten about the garri and mango myth, if i remember, i wouldn't have taken the three mango my mum brought home yday night..

Omo guys it was not funny, by 3am in the midnight, it was as if i should remove my intestine, my stomach swelled up. By 5am this morning, i was taken to the clinic Nearby, I'M still there as i speak, my stomach was blocked. The pain is crazy.. I started using the toilet every 10min after the doctors gave me some drug. The stomach pain is still there but I'm a little bit relieve. I hope the discharge me tomorrow.

Its just now i remembered it should be the garri and mango. guys abeg na mango season, the myth is actually true. Make una No use am play. And please pray for me, i no go work.because of am

and so?











by the way thank God for your life

The way una dey combine food eh... Just like that guy on IG wey dey use watermelon take drink garri. And later wash am down with beer.

And I'm like "wtf"

I thot I've seen it all till I saw a woman dip her bread into her pepper soup. I just give up

Na so them talk..I use mango drink 7up nothing do me..

I dey chop pawpaw head steady, I never run mad.
I dey whistle for night, ghost no wake up follow me.
I drink soup directly from pot if the food too sweet yet my head no big pass my body.
I dey chop with one hand for ground, yet I belle dey full me no be say the food dey enter ground.
I no throway my teeth on top zinc or bury, yet my teeth grow.
I mistakenly hit my leg for stone as I dey waka, I no get bad luck for left leg.
My left eyelid dey do that touchy touchy feeling like say person dey knuck from inside small small, yet I no get bad luck for left eyelid or good luck for right.
Person carry left hand give me money, I collect am and bad thing no happen.
I sidon for ground and spread legs person jumb am waka pass, the same person no cross am back and nothing happen.
I turn my mama mortar upside down and sidon on top, bad luck no follow me.
Them say no only bad person wey Ukwa (breadfruit) dey fall on top, yet Ukwa fall on top small pikin; I still dey find the bad thing wey small pikin do.
I swallow orange seeds, e no grow for my belle... maybe cos I no be jack the giant slayer.
My palm scratch me, money no enter my hand.
Sometimes, I mistakenly answer my name like say person call me while nobody call me, and nothing happen.
I no greet Elders, but children dey greet me...even Elders follow dey greet me.
I sneeze, nobody tell me "bless you", yet blessings dey follow me.
My boss dey very stingy sotey beggars dey ask am for money but him no dey give, yet the man rich.
Person dey kill person, but nobody dey kill am, yet him go die for old age...if you doubt me, ask village people.
I take my left hand give person book, the person reject am say na bad luck, yet I give the same person #50 for my left hand and the person collect am, thank me on top. Nobody die.
Them say whatever you sow you shall reap, yet politicians dey reap everyday from where them no sow, yet nothing dey happen to them

Them say make we live well for this life so that when we die, we go dey alright, but person wey dey yarn you this info never die before.
This life no balance.
Na only life sabi wetin dey control am.

Las Las, anything wey you think say fit kill you, no do cos you no know the one wey fit work just like the OP own.

CandyOps:


I thot I've seen it all till I saw a woman dip her bread into her pepper soup. I just give up

yes I also do this!

en sweet enh,especially with fresh bread.

Jeon:

yes I also do this!
en sweet enh,especially with fresh bread.

I think I will try that

Bluezy13:
I dey chop pawpaw head steady, I never run mad.
I dey whistle for night, ghost no wake up follow me.
I drink soup directly from pot if the food too sweet yet my head no big pass my body.
I dey chop with one hand for ground, yet I belle dey full me no be say the food dey enter ground.
I no throway my teeth on top zinc or bury, yet my teeth grow.
I mistakenly hit my leg for stone as I dey waka, I no get bad luck for left leg.
My left eyelid dey do that touchy touchy feeling like say person dey knuck from inside small small, yet I no get bad luck for left eyelid or good luck for right.
Person carry left hand give me money, I collect am and bad thing no happen.
I sidon for ground and spread legs person jumb am waka pass, the same person no cross am back and nothing happen.
My palm scratch me, money no enter my hand.
Sometimes, I mistakenly answer my name like say person call me while nobody call me, and nothing happen.
I no great Elders, but children dey greet me...even Elders follow dey greet me.
My boss dey very stingy sotey beggars dey ask am for money but him no dey give, yet the man rich.
Person dey kill person, but nobody dey kill am, yet him go die for old age...if you doubt me, ask village people.
I take my left hand give person book, the person reject am say na bad luck, yet I give the same person $50 for my left hand and the person collect am and thank me on top. Nobody die.
Them say whatever you sow you shall reap, yet politicians dey reap everyday from where them no sow, yet nothing dey happen to them

Them say make we live well for this life so that when we die, we go dey alright, but person wey dey yarn you this info never die before.
This life no balance.
No only life sabi wetin dey control am.

Las Las, anything wey you think say fit kill you, no do cos you no know the one wey fit work just like the OP own.

bro I gbadun your rhymes

How person go use Mano drink 7up

What's goin on in this country gaan

We normal people for this Nigeria no reach 15 again oo, extinct

Even your presido no normal sef

I ate too many mangoes in 2019

I can't eat it anymore, I have lost the appetite