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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by timbros(m): 5:00pm On Apr 11, 2021
Larride grin grin grin

The kind talents wey we get here. Chai... grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by N2gether: 5:04pm On Apr 11, 2021
Raumdeuter Cavani still teaching Martial work o
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by timbros(m): 5:08pm On Apr 11, 2021
Stone wall foul.

That goal shouldn't stand.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Unlimited22: 5:08pm On Apr 11, 2021
N2gether:
Raumdeuter Cavani still teaching Martial work o
Overturned. Omo
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 5:09pm On Apr 11, 2021
iamoyindamola:
Nacho and lingz are in the form of their lives
They are the definition of dry bones shall rise again
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by fredoooooo:
The type of entitlement everyone at united have that decisions must always favor them is second to none .. Commentators sef said that's not a foul , you could have wait till he give him uppercut before tou can call it a foul .. ojoro united
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by timbros(m): 5:27pm On Apr 11, 2021
fredoooooo:
The type of entitlement everyone at united have that decisions must always favor them is second to none .. Commentators sef said that's not a foul , you could have wait tilk he give him upperxut before tou xan call it a foul .. ojoro united
As in...

I thought I was the only one who noticed the commentators saying that.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by BlueMann: 5:36pm On Apr 11, 2021
fredoooooo:
The type of entitlement everyone at united have that decisions must always favor them is second to none .. Commentators sef said that's not a foul , you could have wait tilk he give him upperxut before tou xan call it a foul .. ojoro united
grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Skimpledawg(m): 5:52pm On Apr 11, 2021
Ibime:
They are the definition of dry bones shall rise again
What God cannot do does not exist

grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Skimpledawg(m): 5:54pm On Apr 11, 2021
fredoooooo:
The type of entitlement everyone at united have that decisions must always favor them is second to none .. Commentators sef said that's not a foul , you could have wait tilk he give him upperxut before tou xan call it a foul .. ojoro united
Go and see them cussing the referee and calling a clear foul theatrics

Scummies will always be full of scum
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by donjazet(m): 6:00pm On Apr 11, 2021
N2gether:
Not at all.

Prior to this 'thing' I haven't posted to, at, or in reference of Donjazet since last summer.

He was the one that posted me one day here asking about which shows I like to watch, and I replied him thinking things were now calm.

It was following Chelsea loss to West Brom that wahala happened, and even I didn't even say anything that offensive gaan...but sharp sharp man left football to talk about my family

Well, nobody get monopoly over trash talk.
You will always be a scumbag. What gives you the right to even be unwarrantedly provocative or offensive in the 1st place?
I don't know why you would even bother to pretend to justify your provocation.
Everyone can see that you were deliberately provoking me, looking for a reaction, even after I have ignored your initial shade.
You are a self proclaimed trouble maker who delights in brewing problems. You are just fortunate that i am very busy today and have neither the time nor will to match your madness today but another day would be your reckoning. Ediot.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:01pm On Apr 11, 2021
That Paystack co-founder done come again. After $200m sale to Stripe, my guy is going full Bobrisky. Leyqute, how you see am?

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nezzjnr: 6:03pm On Apr 11, 2021
Make i watch ball 1st

I dey come
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by donjazet(m): 6:07pm On Apr 11, 2021
larride:
Chaos 17: 1 - 14

1. On the 10th Day in the 4th month in the year of the Lord, the tribe of Chelshit went to war against the tribe of lowly Crystal, after 90mins, the tribe of Chelsit came out victorious soon after and there was song of praises at the camp of Chelshit.

2. Soon it was midnight and so it happened that Nihi the first born of List came to the town square with a gong of sarcasm sending subtle shade to those who do not believe in the might of their new commander Sir Thomas the son of Tuchel who seems to have turn their lot around.

3. With joy in his voice, he said sarcastically “14 wins from 15 games but one loss to West Brom they were shouting implosion”. He went further and said “Oh ye I TOLD YOU SO MERCHANT” who has bewitched you? He screamed to the delight of the sons of the tribe of Chelshit.

4. Then a man arose from the gathering called Don the son of Jazet who sought to gave reply to Nihi the son of List. You “raging narcissist“ he began. Words like stone he threw at Nihi. Lines after lines he sunk deeper into Nihi and thus the town square was turned into a battle ground.

5. Then there came the word of Lord Chaos from his Prophet Larride saying “As a seed germinate into plant, so shall this violence germinate into wahala. There won’t be solution, everywhere must scatter.

6. Then the son of violence gathered from all around the different tribes seeking for blood. They say one to another “glory to Lord chaos, cause he has given us today to witness violence and unrest”. Lana one of the prominent son of the United Tribe came with petrol chanting “Let everywhere burn”.

7. And it pleases Lord Chaos, he whispered to Nihi the son of List saying: Fear not, I have sowed the spirit of discord and vengeance in your heart. Do as you please to Don the son of Jazet.

8. So Nihi the first son of List went home and brought to the town square his newly acquired machine gun laced with bullet from Don the son of Jazet diary, he began the destruction of his enemy.

9. The words used are so profane they could not be written in this holy book. After he was done, what remains of Don the son of Jazet was blood, bones and sand.

10. Then there arose a peacemaker an elder from the house of Balogun called FBS saying “Sheathe your sword, behave yourself” but the children of violence would have none of it. They came with their cutlass, stick, koboko saying unto him; Go away you peacemaker or we shall be forced to sacrifice you to Lord Chaos. And so FBS the son of Balogun went his way, shaking his head leaving behind sorrow, tears and blood.

11. The son of violence shouts and scream happily; Oh Lord Chaos, thank you for this violence. We shall continuity seek anywhere there is discord and disunity and put violence in their heart. For in violence do we rejoice and our joy full.

12. And then it happened that the tribe of Chelshit was in grief because Nihi the son of List has murdered one of their own. “Look at his detached head there” one of them said. “He was a great man of disrepute” another one said. “Stand up and continue this fight” another one said.

13. The sons of violence seeing that the violence is coming to an end prayed to Lord Chaos to breathe life again to Don the son of Jazet so that he may bring more blood to the land.

14. Thus the sons of violence sat down close to the fire with the different sticks, petrol and diesel waiting for Don the son of Jazet to come back from dead and continue the chaos.
grin grin grin
The kind time wet una get to waste ehh. grin you just calm down dedicate 3 hours to narrate fight. Brilliant!! grin cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Skimpledawg(m): 6:09pm On Apr 11, 2021
This Cavani goal make sense abeg
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Skimpledawg(m): 6:10pm On Apr 11, 2021
Ibime:
That Paystack co-founder done come again. After $200m sale to Stripe, my guy is going full Bobrisky. Leyqute, how you see am?
In the middle of a brawl, you dey post these pictures


Hahahaha, my belle o

grin grin grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Unlimited22: 6:13pm On Apr 11, 2021
Skimpledawg:
This Cavani goal make sense abeg
I don't think I've seen a striker with better penalty box movement than that guy.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by N2gether: 6:13pm On Apr 11, 2021
donjazet:
You will always be a scumbag. What gives you the right to even be unwarrantedly provocative or offensive in the 1st place?
I don't know why you would even bother to pretend to justify your provocation.
Everyone can see that you were deliberately provoking me, looking for a reaction, even after I have ignored your initial shade.
You are a self proclaimed trouble maker who delights in brewing problems. You are just fortunate that i am very busy today and have neither the time nor will to match your madness today but another day would be your reckoning. Ediot.
The worst I called you is an I-told-you-so merchant.

If you think saying you told us so, entitles you to bring my kids into the conversation, I will remind you how your girlfriend went and fücked around and brought another man's kid for you to raise.

I will then question whether cuckolding is a heritable trait, and whether you were named Donatus on account of your birth being a free gift, donated by the neighborhood goons to your father through your mother's open legs.

Bring my family into any discussion again, and I will take it there with you.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by NinjaMetahuman: 6:14pm On Apr 11, 2021
fredoooooo:
The type of entitlement everyone at united have that decisions must always favor them is second to none .. Commentators sef said that's not a foul , you could have wait tilk he give him upperxut before tou xan call it a foul .. ojoro united
lol grin grin

But I still want the scummies to win sha.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by User09: 6:15pm On Apr 11, 2021
Ibime:
That Paystack co-founder done come again. After $200m sale to Stripe, my guy is going full Bobrisky. Leyqute, how you see am?
He's always been that way. Met him a long time ago doing his thing with his nails lol

Very nice guy with awesome personality though
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Unlimited22: 6:15pm On Apr 11, 2021
NinjaMetahuman:
lol grin grin

But I still want the scummies to win sha.
Lol
Make Tottenham rest small.

Let's face West Ham, Liverpool and Leicester.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Skimpledawg(m): 6:18pm On Apr 11, 2021
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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:21pm On Apr 11, 2021
User09:
He's always been that way. Met him a long time ago doing his thing with his nails lol

Very nice guy with awesome personality though
So no be today you start to associate with effeminate sturvs? You see am? grin grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by raumdeuter: 6:24pm On Apr 11, 2021
Long time ago
Hojberg was the signing of the season Bale was a genius signing, Regulion was Marcelo and Jose was back
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by User09: 6:28pm On Apr 11, 2021
Ibime:
So no be today you start to associate with effeminate sturvs? You see am? grin grin
Lol.

If only u knew how I judged him that day

Football is football though, and I would always prefer intelligent players to Masculine runners
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Unlimited22: 6:28pm On Apr 11, 2021
See how Paul Pogba grabbed this second half by the scruff of its neck.

That's the kind of thing we have been missing since Eden Hazard left angry
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:28pm On Apr 11, 2021
raumdeuter:
Long time ago
Hojberg was the signing of the season Bale was a genius signing, Regulion was Marcelo and Jose was back
Hojberg and Regulion are still great picks
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by iamoyindamola(m): 6:31pm On Apr 11, 2021
Ibime:
So no be today you start to associate with effeminate sturvs? You see am? grin grin
You wan start your own grin grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by raumdeuter: 6:31pm On Apr 11, 2021
Unlimited22:
See how Paul Pogba grabbed this second half by the scruff of its neck.

That's the kind of thing we have been missing since Eden Hazard left angry
To those who laugh at Pogba. That guy in the right environment rivals KdB
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:32pm On Apr 11, 2021
User09:
Lol.

If only u knew how I judged him that day

Football is football though, and I would always prefer intelligent players to Masculine runners
Except the intelligent players you favour are not that intelligent.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by raumdeuter: 6:32pm On Apr 11, 2021
Ibime:
Hojberg and Regulion are still great picks
Hard to know if its Jose dragging them down
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by iamoyindamola(m): 6:33pm On Apr 11, 2021
raumdeuter:
Hard to know if its Jose dragging them down
Obviously it's mourinho
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