Calibrator:
Alakoba, you want make I get issues with Jagaban abi

2dice01:
person wey get lightning Jazz dey fear

Calibrator:
Thor with all his lightning powers no get those he dey fear too?


Who I be?

2dice01:
Thor na movie
You is real life
Dont be a coward man

Come show small freestyle
make dem know say be Boss is back

2dice01:
Am in love with the background song

Those zombies are updated with a better O.S

pu7pl3:
DoLittle 2020 - 3/10

Wtf was that accent Robert?

Calibrator:
Abduleez1, I haff found the culprit.

2dice01, You cannot even pity us and recommend only one, you really have to add the nonsensical sequel too?

This your crime don pass common blood of mb haunting.

Baba, share your GPS location abeg.


I wan test one precision lightning jazz


Don't be shy

Calibrator:
I am reality show not real life biko.


Since lightning is no longer feasible, may you be haunted for the rest of the week by the blood of my precious mb.

abduleez1:


With warnings last year. You still Download that crap.

Since you're on a roll with shïthood this week, you fit help me Download and watch CATS then come give me feedback with review??

armadeo:


Thats kenny rogers. The gambler. Old school tins.


P.s this movie would be epic from the trailer.

2dice01:
No be midnight #25naira 250mb Glo/MTN/Airtel you use

Wey you no let us hear word

Oya rate the two movies

Beorn:



LMAO.


I collected the movie since last year from a friend, and till today I've never bothered to watch it after all the negative reviewe I read about it online. I'll probably never watch it.

abduleez1:


With warnings last year. You still Download that crap.

Since you're on a roll with shïthood this week, you fit help me Download and watch CATS then come give me feedback with review??

abduleez1:

Lol.

There was a time I had the itch of Downloading when free MB plenty for hand. But missing out on so many new movies then cos of my focus on series make me dodge am las las.
It's mainly cos of Taylor Swift I wan watch am sef. And maybe see nonsense wey Jason Derulo go perform.
I think Idris Elba sef dey the film, I no too remember sha.

Elba dey am

abduleez1:

Omo EGBON no dey Naija again oo. Na Canadian things.

Bro is upgraded.

We thank Jah for his upliftment if not Egbon be don dey turn local Kazeem for Naija.

2dice01:
No be midnight #25naira 250mb Glo/MTN/Airtel you use

Wey you no let us hear word

Oya rate the two movies

abduleez1:

Omo EGBON no dey Naija again oo. Na Canadian things.

Bro is upgraded.

We thank Jah for his upliftment if not Egbon be don dey turn local Kazeem for Naija.

Calibrator:
Prometheus

1.7/5


. 7 is for the familiar names in the cast who I am pretty sure took the job for the money since the movie didn't have any particular sense of direction.



Alien Covenant

1.9/5


Takes real balls to intentionally shitt a bed twice.

.9 is for having the audacity to try and replicate the nonsense they created the first time.

pu7pl3:


I just realized this is AlexisTaiwo

Calibrator:
There are many stray lightnings flying around, don't attract one to yourself.

2dice01:
You just dey make me laugh for here

Calibrator:
Those MFs didn't even hyped one but two.

Now after suffering through the first part, I can't bear to watch the second half of the sequel..



I repeat Where are those who recommended Prometheus and Alien Covenant here?


Don't be shy

Calibrator:
Prometheus

1.7/5


. 7 is for the familiar names in the cast who I am pretty sure took the job for the money since the movie didn't have any particular sense of direction.



Alien Covenant

1.9/5


Takes real balls to intentionally shitt a bed twice.

.9 is for having the audacity to try and replicate the nonsense they created the first time.

abduleez1:
My favourite Horror franchise.

abduleez1:

So na now you dey know.

I never really reason am

Moneyboyz:
Whoever wrote and directed this Lazarus movie should be flogged

abduleez1:
My favourite Horror franchise.