pocohantas:


1) I am a middle aged woman, what you call evening newspaper. I think I pass for a tall lady. I like trouble, I like family and I love cooking for family.

2) Biafra

Ishilove:
Simply plead the 5th on any question you are not comfortable answering

chatinent:


O ti wa ni tirẹ, iyawo nlyon bag. 7pm loni?

Ishilove:
Anglais, sil vous plait

chatinent:


Puis-je vous interviewer aujourd'hui?

Ishilove:

D'accord

Ishilove:
D'accord

limcar:
comot server

Kondomatic:
You should just brace up for a wrestling in a village square with me. The winner goes home with her.





Yea, I old school reach like that.

Draslo:
We should go on separate dates and have her decide. This is 2021 bro.
cc Pocohantas

Do you like the Nigeria of 2021?

Enyi we're going old school.

Better goan train

Draslo:

We should go on separate dates and have her decide. This is 2021 bro.

cc Pocohantas

pocohantas:


You are not 30 yet, I am in my early 40s. Na sugar mummy you dey find ni?

Draslo:

Lol. I don't think you have the kind of money for a sugar mummy status. I've just been extremely fascinated by you since 2016...I think. That was when I started visiting here. Plus, you're a really good cook and that's some serious allurement from where I stand.

pocohantas:


Average U-30 Naija guy problem no pass data, fitted jean and canvas. No be this Nigeria we dey again? We go run am.

Eku allurement.

pocohantas:


Average U-30 Naija guy problem no pass data, fitted jean and canvas. No be this Nigeria we dey again? We go run am.

Eku allurement.

Lucyspa:


Hello poco, i'm your biggest fan. I just love how intelligent, smart and witty you are. If you mind mentoring a 23 years old undergraduate, i am very much available . Thanks in advance.

Lucyspa:


Hello poco, i'm your biggest fan. I just love how intelligent, smart and witty you are. If you mind mentoring a 23 years old undergraduate, i am very much available . Thanks in advance.

Draslo:

1. I don't even like fitted jeans....even though it's the only good ones they sell. (No choice)
2. Internet data? Not a problem. There's two unprotected WiFi networks I can access from my flat. I only steal connect to it when I want to download a really huge file. Besides data is actually getting cheaper if you think about it.
3. If you can speak Yoruba (or understand some), it would be Allurement ²

pocohantas:


Thanks for the compliment. Online food vendor? I have tried, but I couldn’t meet up with demand. I have a 9-5 and other commitments. I need time to rest and pursue man.

Alright. I believe somethings work themselves out as time goes by. Lol @ pursue man one go soon locate you ijn.

pocohantas:


You are in luck then. Yorubas are a majority, millions of Nigerian women would fit into your spec.

Fitted pants are not bad, though some are just plain ridiculous.

Draslo:

Yeah...you don't know what my spec is. I'm mostly sapio. I like to know what your brain thinks like before I actually meet in person. I guess being a millennial has fine-tuned me like that, thanks to the internet.

Plus, I think you're classy. That's one of my specs.

The5DME:
Simp!!! ( Spits on his face). She's married hope u know?

Draslo:

No, she's not.



[s]Oh and by the way, I don't know where you're from, but I'm pretty sure there's a bridge around. You should go jump off it.

pocohantas:


I wouldn’t mind being stuck in a lift with Ishi, Kondomatîc and Izzu. At least them no go kill me before rescue team come.

Queenlovely:
who go interview me now.

this chatinet wows me oh.

when he first came to Nairaland , he was always ftc and want to make sarcastic comment always.

I scolded him at times. but it seems he is now mature.

he was the same thing with eco99

pocohantas:


You are not 30 yet, I am in my early 40s. Na sugar mummy you dey find ni?

pocohantas:


You are not 30 yet, I am in my early 40s. Na sugar mummy you dey find ni?