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Another DNA Wahala Trending by robosky02(m): 3:45pm On May 02, 2021 |
```ANOTHER DNA PROBLEM ������� Breaking News!!! A 61year old retired banker Chief Ade Ladipo, who lives in Lekki secretly did DNA test for his 4 kids, the results came out negative for all of them - 3 boys and 1 girl. The test was carried out at a popular hospital in Victoria Island. He became so angry that he beat the children mercilessly, threw them out of the house and told them that he is not their father. The wife Funmi, came back from market, on reaching home she didn't see any of the children. She asked her husband the whereabouts of the kids, the next thing she saw was a knife in her husband's hand, before she could run, it was too late. She saw herself falling to the ground with blood oozing out from her neck. Neighbours who were attracted by the shouts and commotion held down the man and rushed the woman to the hospital, while the police were invited. While Ade was writing statement inside the DPO's office, the DPO checked his phone and saw 20 missed calls from same number. Ade could not recognize the unsaved number when it was shown to him but while they were contemplating whether to return the call, the phone ran again and he was prevailed upon to pick the call - it was the hospital which had been trying to reach him since he collected the DNA result. It turned out that due to mis-tag he was handed the wrong result. His was positive all through, meaning all his children belong to him! The man shouted, what?!!! A mistake or what did you say?!! Tears ran from his eyes, his hands began to shake. To compound matters two of his friends dashed in from the hospital where the wife was rushed, to announce she gave up the ghost 15 minutes earlier. He thought of his dead wife and the children he threw into the street, and his body started shaking so violently that he fainted. When he opened his eyes he was sweating profusely but lying on his bed in his room, IT WAS ALL BUT A DREAM!!! See them , heavy aprokos, amebos ���� You guys like stories that touch too much. Use it to reduce the stress of these times and lighten your day.... � � Have a great weekend ahead. Copied 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Another DNA Wahala Trending by Muyiwaipere(m): 3:47pm On May 02, 2021 |
See wahala ...sue the hospital for incompetence |
Re: Another DNA Wahala Trending by Martinez39s(m): 3:57pm On May 02, 2021 |
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Re: Another DNA Wahala Trending by etrange: 4:04pm On May 02, 2021 |
This is a cooked up story but assuming it's true, I'd say the man is extremely wicked. Even if the results were accurate, what reason on Earth does he have to hit the kids? 4 Likes |
Re: Another DNA Wahala Trending by Polynek(m): 4:04pm On May 02, 2021 |
Leme not b fast to conclude, bcox sometimes pple do drop fake stories here, but even though is true, He wud hv calm down and hear from His wife's mouth. I know is very painful but as man, we need to always be incharge of our emotions 24/7 |
Re: Another DNA Wahala Trending by paddyDIGITAL(m): 4:06pm On May 02, 2021 |
Life is full of ups and downs 1 Like |
Re: Another DNA Wahala Trending by INCREDIBLE007(m): 4:08pm On May 02, 2021 |
guy u nor well 2 Likes |
Re: Another DNA Wahala Trending by chatinent: 4:27pm On May 02, 2021 |
Even though it was a story, it also has a lesson to be learnt. We need to be patient. 2 Likes |
Re: Another DNA Wahala Trending by EndNigeriaNoow: 4:36pm On May 02, 2021 |
cooked up lies. This doesn't stop the 95% notion that DNA test must be done for all our kids because 90% married women are cheats 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Another DNA Wahala Trending by Martinez39s(m): 4:39pm On May 02, 2021 |
Seun Osewa, why are you behaving like this? Just when I was praising you for improving the fonts, you swapped the better one (the picture below) for this latest abomination. Please, bring back the one in the picture below, even the initial font is better than the current one. 1 Like
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Re: Another DNA Wahala Trending by Ishilove: 4:42pm On May 02, 2021 |
Martinez39s:I thought something was wrong with my phone o. Which kain yeye font is this? It's like century gothic font on MS Word |
Re: Another DNA Wahala Trending by Nobody: 4:43pm On May 02, 2021 |
Mtcheww |
Re: Another DNA Wahala Trending by Nmezor(f): 4:45pm On May 02, 2021 |
Lolz, the OP just messed with someone's head |
Re: Another DNA Wahala Trending by Martinez39s(m): 4:45pm On May 02, 2021 |
Ishilove:I believe Seun will do the needful. Seun, Seun, Seun.... please o, listen to your people. |
Re: Another DNA Wahala Trending by baralatie(m): 4:46pm On May 02, 2021 |
huh? |
Re: Another DNA Wahala Trending by robosky02(m): 5:40pm On May 02, 2021 |
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Re: Another DNA Wahala Trending by Michelle55: 5:48pm On May 02, 2021 |
Aswear.. You got me real good, I Don nearly faint on top matter wey no consign my ancestors |
Re: Another DNA Wahala Trending by Nmezor(f): 6:14pm On May 02, 2021 |
robosky02:Eat wat? I don't get you. |
Re: Another DNA Wahala Trending by Nobody: 6:32pm On May 02, 2021 |
Nawa for you o.
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Re: Another DNA Wahala Trending by Victoria938(f): 6:33pm On May 02, 2021 |
Thank God it's not real. |
Re: Another DNA Wahala Trending by robosky02(m): 7:21pm On May 02, 2021 |
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Re: Another DNA Wahala Trending by JeffreyJunior: 7:22pm On May 02, 2021 |
Dang, I fell for this. |
Re: Another DNA Wahala Trending by SHOPPERS(m): 7:25pm On May 02, 2021 |
Re: Another DNA Wahala Trending by Tonymegabush1(m): 7:32pm On May 02, 2021 |
Nollywood scripts staring.... Tony umunze. Oge okoye Bamilola Title mistaken DNA... 1 Like
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Re: Another DNA Wahala Trending by gulfer: 8:07pm On May 02, 2021 |
Ode blogger, Lekki wives don't go to 'market, they go to buy groceries in malls 1 Like |
Re: Another DNA Wahala Trending by LilSmith55(m): 4:09am On May 03, 2021 |
For Nairaland, anytime i saw any post like this... Na the ending i dey first go check.... |
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