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Re: What You Need To Do If You Get Lost In An Unfamiliar City In Nigeria by Dotunking01: 12:47pm On May 12, 2021

If you are going to the beyond. Burn all the Fulani cows that overstep their boundaries.

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Re: What You Need To Do If You Get Lost In An Unfamiliar City In Nigeria by merits(m): 12:47pm On May 12, 2021

Amotolongbo:
@OP

What if one is lost in Sambisa?

Find your way to Daura you can even get a bus to as rock.

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Re: What You Need To Do If You Get Lost In An Unfamiliar City In Nigeria by NamelessOGBENI(m): 12:49pm On May 12, 2021

PlayMaker14:
Dear Obembet,

This is really helpful, and I appreciate informative thread like this.

We're tired of seeing threads like;

"Buhari Spits Fire As Tacha Called Him A Failure" or,
"Curvy Actress, Destiny Etiko Tickles Laycon's Future With Her Backside."

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Re: What You Need To Do If You Get Lost In An Unfamiliar City In Nigeria by CheedyJ(m): 12:49pm On May 12, 2021

So if d lost person has been disposed of his or her belongings(cash,phones etc), how do they find their way to this places you mentioned up there ?

Re: What You Need To Do If You Get Lost In An Unfamiliar City In Nigeria by Ashez: 12:49pm On May 12, 2021

I no see Aba for the list, abi Aba no be major city again?

Re: What You Need To Do If You Get Lost In An Unfamiliar City In Nigeria by Didi2d(m): 12:51pm On May 12, 2021

Ritualist in the house, make una no go give nairalanders address to una den o.

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Re: What You Need To Do If You Get Lost In An Unfamiliar City In Nigeria by Nobody: 12:51pm On May 12, 2021

obembet:
I would say it is quite hard to get lost anywhere when you have GPS enabled navigation maps (Like google maps, Bing Maps, Here WeGo, MapQuest, Waze etc).

However, lets assume that you do not have such a navigation device, or your phone battery is drained off, or worst of all these - you lost your phone...

Here's what you can do:

LAGOS

If you ever get lost in Lagos, just find your way to Oshodi, Berger, Ojota, Iddo or Jibowu, from these places, you can even get a bus going to Jerusalem.

IBADAN
In Ibadan find a bus to Iwo Road. From there, choose anywhere you are going on earth.

KADUNA

In Kaduna, just ask of Central Market (Kazuwa/Kasuwa - depending on your tongue), from there, you can take a bus to Jamaica.

ABUJA

In Abuja, find your way to Berger Roundabout, from there, ask for anywhere on earth. You will get a bus going there.

ONITSHA

In Onitsha, just go to Upper Iweka (pronounced as Oppy Iweka). You can even get a bus directly to Singapore.

CALABAR

In Calabar, simply find your way to Etim Edem Park, you can get to Iceland in seconds from there!

ENUGU

In Enugu, find your way to Holy Ghost Old Park. From there, even angels can take you to your destiny.

KANO

In Kano, find your way to New Road or Sabongari. You can take direct bus to Iraq from there.

PORT HARCOURT

In Port Harcourt, just find your way to Rumuola, Garrison, Mile 1, Lagos, Rumuokoro Roundabout or Waterlines. Even where planes cannot reach, you will get buses that go there from those places mentioned.

ILORIN

In Ilorin, find your way to Post Office or Taiwo Road. You can from these places enter Malaysia

BENIN

In Benin, find your way to Ringroad, New Benin, Iyaro or Oluku junction, you can get a bus that is heading to Italy directly.

YENAGOA

In Yenagoa, just go to Tombia Roundabout, believe me the rest will be history.

LOKOJO

In Lokoja, just find your way to Ganaja Junction, if you cannot find a bus going to where you are going in Ganaja Junction, then you are going nowhere.

UYO

In Uyo, take a taxi to Plaza, leave the rest of where you are going to the drivers.

JOS

In Jos, go to Terminus. From there, you can even get a bus to your destiny.

WARRI

In Warri, find a bus to Effurun Roundabout or Enerhen Junction. From there you will smile to anywhere you are going to.

AGBOR

In Agbor, find your way to Uromi Junction. The buses there can even take you to China without Visa.

OWERRI

In Owerri, just go to Control. They can even control you to ur destiny.

ILESHA

In Ilesha, just go to Roundabout, You can even get a bus directly to Los Angeles

IFE

In ife, just go to Lagere, You can even get a bus directly to California

OSOGBO

Just go to Oke fia, You can even get a bus directly to Manchester

Nairaland, kindly add your, this might be of help in future.

Best nairaland.com post ever. Thanks

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Re: What You Need To Do If You Get Lost In An Unfamiliar City In Nigeria by emmadejust(m): 12:52pm On May 12, 2021

Awesome

In aba just find your way to Aba main pack, or osisioma pack , or ogbor-hill junction, from there you can find your way to Switzerland or china

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Re: What You Need To Do If You Get Lost In An Unfamiliar City In Nigeria by Nobody: 12:52pm On May 12, 2021

Lol I can attest to Onitsha enugu port harcourt owerri Ilorin and Lagos

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Re: What You Need To Do If You Get Lost In An Unfamiliar City In Nigeria by Ecbatana: 12:52pm On May 12, 2021

Romanoff:
All true.

I can't really say they are all true but I know for sure that Jos isn't.

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Re: What You Need To Do If You Get Lost In An Unfamiliar City In Nigeria by CodeTemplar: 12:53pm On May 12, 2021

Borno - sambissa forest.

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Re: What You Need To Do If You Get Lost In An Unfamiliar City In Nigeria by Tonyspecial(m): 12:56pm On May 12, 2021

Re: What You Need To Do If You Get Lost In An Unfamiliar City In Nigeria by fanedrive(m): 12:57pm On May 12, 2021

Ask4bigneyo:
If you are in Ogun State, just find your way to Kuto Park, you can get a bus or car going Sambiza or Bubu office from there

specifically Abeokuta u mean

Re: What You Need To Do If You Get Lost In An Unfamiliar City In Nigeria by Nobody: 12:57pm On May 12, 2021

If you're in Nyanya and you're going to Kubwa then what's the point of going to Berger roundabout first?? grin

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Re: What You Need To Do If You Get Lost In An Unfamiliar City In Nigeria by Beedude(m): 12:59pm On May 12, 2021*

Tinyemeka:
An absolutely stupid post.

Someone is lost in an unfamiliar city and you ask the person to find his/her way to so and so.

Why was the person lost in the first place?

Except you dropped out of the sky or tumbled out of a kidnap vehicle, you must have had a general idea of how you'd gotten to your current location.

Look around for a shop, buy something small and cheap to establish a kind of connection with the vendor, then make general enquiries on how to get to where you wish to go.

If u are going to make ur contribution, calling the post stupid is uncalled for. It's actually a useful post!!!

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Re: What You Need To Do If You Get Lost In An Unfamiliar City In Nigeria by Elliotwaveforec: 1:00pm On May 12, 2021

Thumbs up!

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Re: What You Need To Do If You Get Lost In An Unfamiliar City In Nigeria by Trybes(m): 1:01pm On May 12, 2021

obembet:
I would say it is quite hard to get lost anywhere when you have GPS enabled navigation maps (Like google maps, Bing Maps, Here WeGo, MapQuest, Waze etc).

However, lets assume that you do not have such a navigation device, or your phone battery is drained off, or worst of all these - you lost your phone...

Here's what you can do:

LAGOS

If you ever get lost in Lagos, just find your way to Oshodi, Berger, Ojota, Iddo or Jibowu, from these places, you can even get a bus going to Jerusalem.

IBADAN
In Ibadan find a bus to Iwo Road. From there, choose anywhere you are going on earth.

KADUNA

In Kaduna, just ask of Central Market (Kazuwa/Kasuwa - depending on your tongue), from there, you can take a bus to Jamaica.

ABUJA

In Abuja, find your way to Berger Roundabout, from there, ask for anywhere on earth. You will get a bus going there.

ONITSHA

In Onitsha, just go to Upper Iweka (pronounced as Oppy Iweka). You can even get a bus directly to Singapore.

CALABAR

In Calabar, simply find your way to Etim Edem Park, you can get to Iceland in seconds from there!

ENUGU

In Enugu, find your way to Holy Ghost Old Park. From there, even angels can take you to your destiny.

KANO

In Kano, find your way to New Road or Sabongari. You can take direct bus to Iraq from there.

PORT HARCOURT

In Port Harcourt, just find your way to Rumuola, Garrison, Mile 1, Lagos, Rumuokoro Roundabout or Waterlines. Even where planes cannot reach, you will get buses that go there from those places mentioned.

ILORIN

In Ilorin, find your way to Post Office or Taiwo Road. You can from these places enter Malaysia

BENIN

In Benin, find your way to Ringroad, New Benin, Iyaro or Oluku junction, you can get a bus that is heading to Italy directly.

YENAGOA

In Yenagoa, just go to Tombia Roundabout, believe me the rest will be history.

LOKOJO

In Lokoja, just find your way to Ganaja Junction, if you cannot find a bus going to where you are going in Ganaja Junction, then you are going nowhere.

UYO

In Uyo, take a taxi to Plaza, leave the rest of where you are going to the drivers.

JOS

In Jos, go to Terminus. From there, you can even get a bus to your destiny.

WARRI

In Warri, find a bus to Effurun Roundabout or Enerhen Junction. From there you will smile to anywhere you are going to.

AGBOR

In Agbor, find your way to Uromi Junction. The buses there can even take you to China without Visa.

OWERRI

In Owerri, just go to Control. They can even control you to ur destiny.

ILESHA

In Ilesha, just go to Roundabout, You can even get a bus directly to Los Angeles

IFE

In ife, just go to Lagere, You can even get a bus directly to California

OSOGBO

Just go to Oke fia, You can even get a bus directly to Manchester

Nairaland, kindly add your, this might be of help in future.

I gbadoo your sense of humour.

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Re: What You Need To Do If You Get Lost In An Unfamiliar City In Nigeria by UBON15(m): 1:05pm On May 12, 2021

You see this info.....it's very apt and timely.Jah bless

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Re: What You Need To Do If You Get Lost In An Unfamiliar City In Nigeria by BrainSanitizer: 1:07pm On May 12, 2021

obembet:
I would say it is quite hard to get lost anywhere when you have GPS enabled navigation maps (Like google maps, Bing Maps, Here WeGo, MapQuest, Waze etc).

However, lets assume that you do not have such a navigation device, or your phone battery is drained off, or worst of all these - you lost your phone...

Here's what you can do:

LAGOS

If you ever get lost in Lagos, just find your way to Oshodi, Berger, Ojota, Iddo or Jibowu, from these places, you can even get a bus going to Jerusalem.

IBADAN
In Ibadan find a bus to Iwo Road. From there, choose anywhere you are going on earth.

KADUNA

In Kaduna, just ask of Central Market (Kazuwa/Kasuwa - depending on your tongue), from there, you can take a bus to Jamaica.

ABUJA

In Abuja, find your way to Berger Roundabout, from there, ask for anywhere on earth. You will get a bus going there.

ONITSHA

In Onitsha, just go to Upper Iweka (pronounced as Oppy Iweka). You can even get a bus directly to Singapore.

CALABAR

In Calabar, simply find your way to Etim Edem Park, you can get to Iceland in seconds from there!

ENUGU

In Enugu, find your way to Holy Ghost Old Park. From there, even angels can take you to your destiny.

KANO

In Kano, find your way to New Road or Sabongari. You can take direct bus to Iraq from there.

PORT HARCOURT

In Port Harcourt, just find your way to Rumuola, Garrison, Mile 1, Lagos, Rumuokoro Roundabout or Waterlines. Even where planes cannot reach, you will get buses that go there from those places mentioned.

ILORIN

In Ilorin, find your way to Post Office or Taiwo Road. You can from these places enter Malaysia

BENIN

In Benin, find your way to Ringroad, New Benin, Iyaro or Oluku junction, you can get a bus that is heading to Italy directly.

YENAGOA

In Yenagoa, just go to Tombia Roundabout, believe me the rest will be history.

LOKOJO

In Lokoja, just find your way to Ganaja Junction, if you cannot find a bus going to where you are going in Ganaja Junction, then you are going nowhere.

UYO

In Uyo, take a taxi to Plaza, leave the rest of where you are going to the drivers.

JOS

In Jos, go to Terminus. From there, you can even get a bus to your destiny.

WARRI

In Warri, find a bus to Effurun Roundabout or Enerhen Junction. From there you will smile to anywhere you are going to.

AGBOR

In Agbor, find your way to Uromi Junction. The buses there can even take you to China without Visa.

OWERRI

In Owerri, just go to Control. They can even control you to ur destiny.

ILESHA

In Ilesha, just go to Roundabout, You can even get a bus directly to Los Angeles

IFE

In ife, just go to Lagere, You can even get a bus directly to California

OSOGBO

Just go to Oke fia, You can even get a bus directly to Manchester

Nairaland, kindly add your, this might be of help in future.

That Oshodi own eeh!
Wonderful!
Elon Musk sef go soon open station for him space molue for Oshodi.

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Re: What You Need To Do If You Get Lost In An Unfamiliar City In Nigeria by smasher1(m): 1:07pm On May 12, 2021

obembet:
I would say it is quite hard to get lost anywhere when you have GPS enabled navigation maps (Like google maps, Bing Maps, Here WeGo, MapQuest, Waze etc).

However, lets assume that you do not have such a navigation device, or your phone battery is drained off, or worst of all these - you lost your phone...

Here's what you can do:

LAGOS

If you ever get lost in Lagos, just find your way to Oshodi, Berger, Ojota, Iddo or Jibowu, from these places, you can even get a bus going to Jerusalem.

IBADAN
In Ibadan find a bus to Iwo Road. From there, choose anywhere you are going on earth.

KADUNA

In Kaduna, just ask of Central Market (Kazuwa/Kasuwa - depending on your tongue), from there, you can take a bus to Jamaica.

ABUJA

In Abuja, find your way to Berger Roundabout, from there, ask for anywhere on earth. You will get a bus going there.

ONITSHA

In Onitsha, just go to Upper Iweka (pronounced as Oppy Iweka). You can even get a bus directly to Singapore.

CALABAR

In Calabar, simply find your way to Etim Edem Park, you can get to Iceland in seconds from there!

ENUGU

In Enugu, find your way to Holy Ghost Old Park. From there, even angels can take you to your destiny.

KANO

In Kano, find your way to New Road or Sabongari. You can take direct bus to Iraq from there.

PORT HARCOURT

In Port Harcourt, just find your way to Rumuola, Garrison, Mile 1, Lagos, Rumuokoro Roundabout or Waterlines. Even where planes cannot reach, you will get buses that go there from those places mentioned.

ILORIN

In Ilorin, find your way to Post Office or Taiwo Road. You can from these places enter Malaysia

BENIN

In Benin, find your way to Ringroad, New Benin, Iyaro or Oluku junction, you can get a bus that is heading to Italy directly.

YENAGOA

In Yenagoa, just go to Tombia Roundabout, believe me the rest will be history.

LOKOJO

In Lokoja, just find your way to Ganaja Junction, if you cannot find a bus going to where you are going in Ganaja Junction, then you are going nowhere.

UYO

In Uyo, take a taxi to Plaza, leave the rest of where you are going to the drivers.

JOS

In Jos, go to Terminus. From there, you can even get a bus to your destiny.

WARRI

In Warri, find a bus to Effurun Roundabout or Enerhen Junction. From there you will smile to anywhere you are going to.

AGBOR

In Agbor, find your way to Uromi Junction. The buses there can even take you to China without Visa.

OWERRI

In Owerri, just go to Control. They can even control you to ur destiny.

ILESHA

In Ilesha, just go to Roundabout, You can even get a bus directly to Los Angeles

IFE

In ife, just go to Lagere, You can even get a bus directly to California

OSOGBO

Just go to Oke fia, You can even get a bus directly to Manchester

Nairaland, kindly add your, this might be of help in future.

Nice analysis though exaggerated.

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Re: What You Need To Do If You Get Lost In An Unfamiliar City In Nigeria by DaddyYankee: 1:08pm On May 12, 2021

matrix199:
nice

But you left out the ever popular Ojuelegba in Lagos. From Ojuelegba, you can get a bus going to heaven

You lie u can't get bus going to everywhere from Ojuelegba stop misleading people.

Can you get Bus from Ojuelegba to Ikotun, or Alaba or Ayobo?

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Re: What You Need To Do If You Get Lost In An Unfamiliar City In Nigeria by smasher1(m): 1:10pm On May 12, 2021

Bornsinner7:
What a country.. we now have lecture notes that prepares you for kidnap

Lol. Not bad to be prepared. Someone was trying to sell a car to me last week and said it's a sport car, and speeds. I was like why the speed, he said you'll need it in a kidnapping scenario. So be prepared for the unknown.

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Re: What You Need To Do If You Get Lost In An Unfamiliar City In Nigeria by Goldbw122(m): 1:11pm On May 12, 2021

Nice one, any where, that you get lost, just look for a very popular place and find your way.. Period

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Re: What You Need To Do If You Get Lost In An Unfamiliar City In Nigeria by Moscodee1990(m): 1:17pm On May 12, 2021

IN KADUNA
Just find your way to KAWO Park, Or TELEVISION Garage.

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Re: What You Need To Do If You Get Lost In An Unfamiliar City In Nigeria by juwoonn(m): 1:21pm On May 12, 2021

It should be Post Office or inside Offa Garage Park.... bus stop no dey challenge na

santakris:
Remove Taiwo road from Ilorin. Post office or challenge is ok

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Re: What You Need To Do If You Get Lost In An Unfamiliar City In Nigeria by Bar1941(m): 1:21pm On May 12, 2021

Amotolongbo:
@OP

What if one is lost in Sambisa?

Take an Okada to Shekau villa, from there you can even get an helicopter that will take you to heaven.

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Re: What You Need To Do If You Get Lost In An Unfamiliar City In Nigeria by Dpaulie(m): 1:22pm On May 12, 2021

You should add yours first @op

Re: What You Need To Do If You Get Lost In An Unfamiliar City In Nigeria by Dpaulie(m): 1:23pm On May 12, 2021

The write up isn't yours, pls give the credit to the original writer

Re: What You Need To Do If You Get Lost In An Unfamiliar City In Nigeria by Burgerlomo: 1:26pm On May 12, 2021

Re: What You Need To Do If You Get Lost In An Unfamiliar City In Nigeria by bluefilm: 1:28pm On May 12, 2021

obembet:
I would say it is quite hard to get lost anywhere when you have GPS enabled navigation maps (Like google maps, Bing Maps, Here WeGo, MapQuest, Waze etc).

However, lets assume that you do not have such a navigation device, or your phone battery is drained off, or worst of all these - you lost your phone...

Here's what you can do:

LAGOS

If you ever get lost in Lagos, just find your way to Oshodi, Berger, Ojota, Iddo or Jibowu, from these places, you can even get a bus going to Jerusalem.

IBADAN
In Ibadan find a bus to Iwo Road. From there, choose anywhere you are going on earth.

KADUNA

In Kaduna, just ask of Central Market (Kazuwa/Kasuwa - depending on your tongue), from there, you can take a bus to Jamaica.

ABUJA

In Abuja, find your way to Berger Roundabout, from there, ask for anywhere on earth. You will get a bus going there.

ONITSHA

In Onitsha, just go to Upper Iweka (pronounced as Oppy Iweka). You can even get a bus directly to Singapore.

CALABAR

In Calabar, simply find your way to Etim Edem Park, you can get to Iceland in seconds from there!

ENUGU

In Enugu, find your way to Holy Ghost Old Park. From there, even angels can take you to your destiny.

KANO

In Kano, find your way to New Road or Sabongari. You can take direct bus to Iraq from there.

PORT HARCOURT

In Port Harcourt, just find your way to Rumuola, Garrison, Mile 1, Lagos, Rumuokoro Roundabout or Waterlines. Even where planes cannot reach, you will get buses that go there from those places mentioned.

ILORIN

In Ilorin, find your way to Post Office or Taiwo Road. You can from these places enter Malaysia

BENIN

In Benin, find your way to Ringroad, New Benin, Iyaro or Oluku junction, you can get a bus that is heading to Italy directly.

YENAGOA

In Yenagoa, just go to Tombia Roundabout, believe me the rest will be history.

LOKOJO

In Lokoja, just find your way to Ganaja Junction, if you cannot find a bus going to where you are going in Ganaja Junction, then you are going nowhere.

UYO

In Uyo, take a taxi to Plaza, leave the rest of where you are going to the drivers.

JOS

In Jos, go to Terminus. From there, you can even get a bus to your destiny.

WARRI

In Warri, find a bus to Effurun Roundabout or Enerhen Junction. From there you will smile to anywhere you are going to.

AGBOR

In Agbor, find your way to Uromi Junction. The buses there can even take you to China without Visa.

OWERRI

In Owerri, just go to Control. They can even control you to ur destiny.

ILESHA

In Ilesha, just go to Roundabout, You can even get a bus directly to Los Angeles

IFE

In ife, just go to Lagere, You can even get a bus directly to California

OSOGBO

Just go to Oke fia, You can even get a bus directly to Manchester

Nairaland, kindly add your, this might be of help in future.

Very hilarious grin

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