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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by KingAlabi: 3:08pm On May 16, 2021
donstan18:
I swear.


Else, Fraudvertz for dey Enyimba now cry
"Please, we will reject him!"
Enyimba FC
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by donstan18: 3:13pm On May 16, 2021
swiz123:
Giroud against teams that play high line is synonymous to playing with a man down. Albeit even more irritating.

We have gotten this far without that combo in attack but somehow, you now know better than TT because of 2 matches.
We don’t have permanent attacking combo.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by larride(m): 3:18pm On May 16, 2021
Book of Soccer 7: 1 - 10

1. The word of the lord came to his prophet larride saying, go ye into the camp of the tribe of chelshit and say unto them as I have instructed thee.

2. And it came to pass on the 16th Day in the fifth month in the year of our lord, Prophet larride entered the camp of the tribe of chelshit and met them in agony and gnashing of teeth for they have lost the final battle against the tribe of fox.

3.Prophet larride beckon unto them and says “gather together oh ye sons and daughter of the tribe of chelshit, hear my voice and listen to the words of the lord that he has instructed me to say unto you this day.

4. So the children of the tribe of chelshit gathered themselves together in their sack cloths with ash all over their heads, they gathered and them waiting patiently for the word of the lord from his prophet larride.

5. And so prophet larride began; “Oh ye children of chelshit, thou says the lord: I am the lord of soccer, I give glory to whom I wish. Your arrogance and chest beating has come up to me and I have decided to struck you with plenty boil of losses so that ye may tremble and know that I am the one true lord.”

6. “Your wailings and gnashing of teeth shall continue says the lord. Ye shall lose the last final battle against the citizens army led by their commander Sir Pep the Bald. All the tribes shall humiliate you with bants and trolls, your thread shall become desolate and your elders like Nihi the son of List and Ibi the first son of me shall desert you like a thief in the night. Your neighbours The ungun gunners and the bottling spurs shall ridicule you in the land of London”.

7. “All these shall happen so that you can know for a fact that lord of soccer dislike arrogance and chest beating.”

8. And so it came to pass that after prophet larride had delivered the word of the lord, the children of the tribe of chelshit increased their wailings, some rend their sack clothes into two while others put on more ashes on their head.

9. Then Don the son of Jazet crawled out of his cave, shakes his head and retreat back into his cave to observe some more, waiting for his tribe to lose the final battle on the 29th of the fifth month of the year so that he could use the loss to attack those who supported their commander Sir Tuchel.

10. And so prophet larride went his way delivering the word of lord soccer to those who wish to hear.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by hensben(m): 3:31pm On May 16, 2021
donstan18:
Jorg needs to be dropped for Kovacic.

Kante need to sit deep for Kovacic to do some attacking work. Nigha rotates with lotta promising movements.

Na Kante dey mark, attack, try passes, always busy and covering that defensive burden Jorg.

I dey vex cry
Jorg na liability. Go watch our game against Liverpool when Kovacic and Kante pair, that midfield was on fire, Kante was covering for Kovacic.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by popizaino(m): 3:31pm On May 16, 2021
Na wa oooo.

This defeat is no more painful especially when I remember that Leicester used it for comfort for the loss of their owner who died in 2018 .

Congratulations Leicester city.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by swiz123(m): 3:35pm On May 16, 2021
donstan18:
We don’t have permanent attacking combo.
But Giroud have not been in any combo for a long time and rightly so.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by donstan18: 3:36pm On May 16, 2021
hensben:
Jorg na liability. Go watch our game against Liverpool when Kovacic and Kante pair, that midfield was on fire, Kante was covering for Kovacic.
I just have to agree with you. Jorg makes things difficult for Kante. We need Kova x Kante combo fr.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by swiz123(m):
Prophet larride, when did the Lord reveal to you that Manure will win any major trophy aside leftovers for losers?

The past 8 years have been a walk of shame taking too long....
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Botfuss: 3:53pm On May 16, 2021
popizaino:
Na wa oooo.

This defeat is no more painful especially when I remember that Leicester used it for comfort for the loss of their owner who died in 2018 .

Congratulations Leicester city.
Whatever makes you sleep at night grin.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Expert17: 4:00pm On May 16, 2021
popizaino:
Na wa oooo.

This defeat is no more painful especially when I remember that Leicester used it for comfort for the loss of their owner who died in 2018 .

Congratulations Leicester city.
Ehnnn ehnnn grin grin

Same way Manchester City will use the UCL trophy for Aguero's farewell ceremony...
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by postdigger(m): 4:30pm On May 16, 2021
Expert17:
Ehnnn ehnnn grin grin

Same way Manchester City will use the UCL trophy for Aguero's farewell ceremony...
The word of the Lord
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Unlimited22: 4:51pm On May 16, 2021
Good evening o

Now that the trolling has reduced a bit, perhaps someone can tell me exactly who or what Jorginho was pointing at in the seconds before the goal grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nobody: 4:56pm On May 16, 2021
Westbrom doing the Lords work
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by PDPGuy: 4:58pm On May 16, 2021
Unlimited22:
Good evening o

Now that the trolling has reduced a bit, perhaps someone can tell me exactly who or what Jorginho was pointing at in the seconds before the goal grin
grin grin

Dude was a big let-down cos if he had actually pressed Tielemanns, Tielemanns may have either passed to a team mate or skied his shot over the bar.
We all know Kante would have at least pressed Tielemanns in that situation
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nobody: 5:05pm On May 16, 2021
PDPGuy:
grin grin

Dude was a big let-down cos if he had actually pressed Tielemanns, Tielemanns may have either passed to a team mate or skied his shot over the bar.
We all know Kante would have at least pressed Tielemanns in that situation
Even though I don't think he would have gotten to Tielemanns, all he had to do was try. He likely would have unsettled him making him hit the shot in a hurry but the mumu was pointing to God knows who.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by patrickmuf(m): 5:11pm On May 16, 2021
Chelsea 1 vs 1 Liverpool...The match goes on.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by mikeywise(m): 5:15pm On May 16, 2021
larride:
Book of Soccer 7: 1 - 10

1. The word of the lord came to his prophet larride saying, go ye into the camp of the tribe of chelshit and say unto them as I have instructed thee.

2. And it came to pass on the 16th Day in the fifth month in the year of our lord, Prophet larride entered the camp of the tribe of chelshit and met them in agony and gnashing of teeth for they have lost the final battle against the tribe of fox.

3.Prophet larride beckon unto them and says “gather together oh ye sons and daughter of the tribe of chelshit, hear my voice and listen to the words of the lord that he has instructed me to say unto you this day.

4. So the children of the tribe of chelshit gathered themselves together in their sack cloths with ash all over their heads, they gathered and them waiting patiently for the word of the lord from his prophet larride.

5. And so prophet larride began; “Oh ye children of chelshit, thou says the lord: I am the lord of soccer, I give glory to whom I wish. Your arrogance and chest beating has come up to me and I have decided to struck you with plenty boil of losses so that ye may tremble and know that I am the one true lord.”

6. “Your wailings and gnashing of teeth shall continue says the lord. Ye shall lose the last final battle against the citizens army led by their commander Sir Pep the Bald. All the tribes shall humiliate you with bants and trolls, your thread shall become desolate and your elders like Nihi the son of List and Ibi the first son of me shall desert you like a thief in the night. Your neighbours The ungun gunners and the bottling spurs shall ridicule you in the land of London”.

7. “All these shall happen so that you can know for a fact that lord of soccer dislike arrogance and chest beating.”

8. And so it came to pass that after prophet larride had delivered the word of the lord, the children of the tribe of chelshit increased their wailings, some rend their sack clothes into two while others put on more ashes on their head.

9. Then Don the son of Jazet crawled out of his cave, shakes his head and retreat back into his cave to observe some more, waiting for his tribe to lose the final battle on the 29th of the fifth month of the year so that he could use the loss to attack those who supported their commander Sir Tuchel.

10. And so prophet larride went his way delivering the word of lord soccer to those who wish to hear.
Bookmarked
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by raumdeuter: 5:18pm On May 16, 2021
popizaino:
I thought you were igbo
The injection of Yoruba words into Roland17 trolls even makes it funnier

He even said Elegbon, me sef no know the real meaning of that word
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by popizaino(m): 5:39pm On May 16, 2021
raumdeuter:
The injection of Yoruba words into Roland17 trolls even makes it funnier

He even said Elegbon, me sef no know the real meaning of that word
Maybe he meant Elewon grin

Maybe !
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by raumdeuter: 5:44pm On May 16, 2021
popizaino:
Maybe he meant Elewon grin

Maybe !
No. There is slang called Elegbon. Egbon as in senior but I don't know the context they use it
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SodO9: 5:46pm On May 16, 2021
popizaino:
Maybe he meant Elewon grin

Maybe !
You have been hanging on a loose straw since yesterday's defeat, instead of you to go and sleep.
Person write elegbon you change am to elewon how do they correlate undecided undecided
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SodO9: 5:48pm On May 16, 2021
raumdeuter:
No. There is slang called Elegbon. Egbon as in senior but I don't know the context they use it
It's actually elegbon agba more like mocking and still respecting the person
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 5:54pm On May 16, 2021
Silentgroper:
chairman.. I put it to u dat alisson worse pass ariz. Alisson confidence has been shaky since VVD had injury. To me alisson has always been below par. Na vvd nd matip bin dey cover for am.
Allison worse than kepa?
Allison always below par? Cos of dip in form this season?
shocked shocked
Come on bro
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 5:55pm On May 16, 2021
hoopLA:
That's the new name on the Stock market floor.
grin grin grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 5:56pm On May 16, 2021
hoopLA:
Bia, mazi, all this one na shalaye.

Did Kepa select himself?

Somebody selected him.

The German Kadiri Ikhana.
grin grin grin


Lol... My main trolling is coming on the 29th oo
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by BlueMann: 6:21pm On May 16, 2021
Unlimited22:
Good evening o

Now that the trolling has reduced a bit, perhaps someone can tell me exactly who or what Jorginho was pointing at in the seconds before the goal grin
grin

E weak me sha. Instead of closing Tielemans down, he was running parallel to him. He might not have gotten to him, but he would've increased the pressure on him, and a little pressure can go a long way - Jorginho's error against Arsenal is proof of that.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Expert17: 6:26pm On May 16, 2021
Jodera:
Allison worse than kepa?
Allison always below par? Cos of dip in form this season?
shocked shocked
Come on bro
And Alisson scores

What a header
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Skimpledawg(m): 6:26pm On May 16, 2021
Allison na bastard o
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:26pm On May 16, 2021
Wow. Allison just performed a miracle.

We shouldn't be unfortunate against Leicester oh.

Some trolls are hoping to collect giveaway ontop our misery.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by donstan18: 6:26pm On May 16, 2021
Skimpledawg:
Allison na bastard o
Asin eh!!!
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by piroskey94(m): 6:27pm On May 16, 2021
Alisson
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Skimpledawg(m): 6:27pm On May 16, 2021
Omo as e be now eeh, Bluemann just share me link to watch our women final against Barca.

This weekend can't just be ruined like that

cry
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