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I'm Afraid I May Commit Suicide by Nobody: 11:34pm On May 23, 2021
There is almost nothing you can say that will help.


Posting this in a faceless forum is my way of buying time.
Re: I'm Afraid I May Commit Suicide by MunchHouse: 11:35pm On May 23, 2021
Come work on my team in a project. When we finish I pay you 1 Million to start your life.

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Re: I'm Afraid I May Commit Suicide by PlayMaker14: 11:36pm On May 23, 2021
Is that really what you want to do or you're still contemplating?

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Re: I'm Afraid I May Commit Suicide by slimjohn2k5: 11:42pm On May 23, 2021
I better listen to your story than cry when u commit suicide.
Re: I'm Afraid I May Commit Suicide by slimjohn2k5: 11:43pm On May 23, 2021
I better listen to your story than cry when u commit suicide.

Though some now use suicide to draw attention in NL
Re: I'm Afraid I May Commit Suicide by Oblongata: 11:49pm On May 23, 2021
Tehila07:
There is almost nothing you can say that will help.


Posting this in a faceless forum is my way of buying time.
If you commit suicide, you invariably kill your future offsprings in which there might be presidents, ministers etc . You have no right to rob them of their life!

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Re: I'm Afraid I May Commit Suicide by Nobody: 12:00am On May 24, 2021
Oblongata:
If you commit suicide, you invariably kill your future offsprings in which there might be presidents, ministers etc . You have no right to rob them of their life!

You're funny. The offsprings in a man's bowel will disown him if they succeed in life without their father's inputs. Fathering those you can't take care of itself is a recipe for disaster.

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Re: I'm Afraid I May Commit Suicide by andyblinks05: 12:05am On May 24, 2021
I dont know your predicament but thoes who commit suicide already label themselves a failure and even if you die na hell fire straight. Before you kill yourself trying burning your finger with a lighter and tastes the way you will spend your enternity

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Re: I'm Afraid I May Commit Suicide by XXXXTENTACION: 12:08am On May 24, 2021
MunchHouse:
Come work on my team in a project. When we finish I pay you 1 Million to start your life.
ogbeni which project be that
and how person fit join

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Re: I'm Afraid I May Commit Suicide by Nobody: 12:09am On May 24, 2021
slimjohn2k5:
I better listen to your story than cry when u commit suicide.

Though some now use suicide to draw attention in NL

I might be one of the attention seekers... First comment above even threw a bate to catch an imaginary hustler.
Re: I'm Afraid I May Commit Suicide by MunchHouse: 12:11am On May 24, 2021
XXXXTENTACION:
ogbeni which project be that
and how person fit join


You wan committ too undecided
Re: I'm Afraid I May Commit Suicide by Nobody: 12:13am On May 24, 2021
andyblinks05:
I dont know your predicament but thoes who commit suicide already label themselves a failure and even if you die na hell fire straight. Before you kill yourself trying burning your finger with a lighter and tastes the way you will spend your enternity

You read all you know about this religion in a Book. I capitalized the initial of the word 'Book' to show you I don't look down on that Book but I can't rely on it to explain the supernatural.
Re: I'm Afraid I May Commit Suicide by guiltless(m): 12:25am On May 24, 2021
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Re: I'm Afraid I May Commit Suicide by mmadu4: 2:31am On May 24, 2021
my friend if you commit suicide them go moan you for couple of days and move on . life goes on we are more than 200 million people in Nigeria you are a worthless sperm and your existence doesnt add any benefit to our lives so carry on . las las na rip i go give you .

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Re: I'm Afraid I May Commit Suicide by XXXXTENTACION: 2:35am On May 24, 2021
MunchHouse:



You wan committ too undecided
yes i dey river benue dey type this message now embarassed

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Re: I'm Afraid I May Commit Suicide by Igbojihadist: 6:28am On May 24, 2021
Lol naija my people around 2;36 am abi na ritual u go do
Re: I'm Afraid I May Commit Suicide by moyakz(m): 6:48am On May 24, 2021
@op, you better get serious and busy. The fact that you could type what you wrote in English shows you still got brains and stuffs to offer (unlike some almajiris)
Get productive,oga!
And don't let the devil lend you plate and spoon
Re: I'm Afraid I May Commit Suicide by Nobody: 6:54am On May 24, 2021
MunchHouse:
Come work on my team in a project. When we finish I pay you 1 Million to start your life.
.

Bros give me link make I drop this sniper. My pikin Dey road abeg.
Re: I'm Afraid I May Commit Suicide by Nobody: 7:20am On May 24, 2021
You wanna take your life and you dey announce am..


You dey use style look for help be that...


Kosif you truly wanna take your life, you won't tell no one.. na your dead body odour go help you announce say you Don graduate...


Kids on internet...

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Re: I'm Afraid I May Commit Suicide by andyblinks05: 7:39am On May 24, 2021
Tehila07:


You read all you know about this religion in a Book. I capitalized the initial of the word 'Book' to show you I don't look down on that Book but I can't rely on it to explain the supernatural.
Are you sure you are willing to take such risk?
Re: I'm Afraid I May Commit Suicide by NaijaGoBetter20: 9:52am On May 24, 2021
Better don't kill yourself now and if you must kill yourself please allow Buhari to finish his tenure.

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Re: I'm Afraid I May Commit Suicide by SimplyShit: 1:13pm On May 24, 2021
XXXXTENTACION:
ogbeni which project be that
and how person fit join

It's only for people that want to commit suicide..
Re: I'm Afraid I May Commit Suicide by Illuminatiship(m): 1:35pm On May 24, 2021
There is almost nothing you can say that will help.


Posting this in a faceless forum is my way of buying time.
i pray you do it's the best thing you need now abi you think say Nairaland go pity you dash you money nor worry drink cold sniper to ease your pain

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Re: I'm Afraid I May Commit Suicide by overseasnbeyond: 2:10pm On May 24, 2021
Nobody care about that again, You got to counsel yourself and make your decision,
There is almost nothing you can say that will help.


Posting this in a faceless forum is my way of buying time.

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Re: I'm Afraid I May Commit Suicide by Tunechi1(m): 2:44pm On May 24, 2021
MunchHouse:
Come work on my team in a project. When we finish I pay you 1 Million to start your life.
Boss, which type of project?
Abeg fill me in
Re: I'm Afraid I May Commit Suicide by preshyusufu: 2:51pm On May 24, 2021
My brother, the reason why you want to commit suicide is because, you are too blind to see that, no condition last forever. Most of the people you are admiring today, had their own fair share of hard times. If you commit suicide, you did not only killed yourself; you also killed that great dreams in you. Destinies that are tied to your future success, you have also succeeded in killing them too and you have summited to the devil( that great liar).

ultimately, your hell fire is without questioning. NO BI ONLY YOU GET PROBLEM OOO, BEHAVE YOURSELF.

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Re: I'm Afraid I May Commit Suicide by Cokahot: 4:24pm On May 24, 2021
Scammer has deactivated his account. He would create a new one and open one stupid story. Till u enter the grave no one will fall for your scam okeke the scammer. Always begging and coming up with sadistic stories to gain sympathy so unsuspecting victims can send u their hard earned cash. Lazy scammer

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Re: I'm Afraid I May Commit Suicide by elbarond(m): 5:17pm On May 24, 2021
Go ahead, I'd like to visit your house to drink kunu

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Re: I'm Afraid I May Commit Suicide by Gistlobby: 10:35pm On May 24, 2021
MunchHouse:
Come work on my team in a project. When we finish I pay you 1 Million to start your life.

Am interested..
Re: I'm Afraid I May Commit Suicide by Tsolutionifede(m): 7:42am On May 25, 2021
MunchHouse:
Come work on my team in a project. When we finish I pay you 1 Million to start your life.
kidnapping team, I guess

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Re: I'm Afraid I May Commit Suicide by MunchHouse: 7:51am On May 25, 2021
Tsolutionifede:
kidnapping team, I guess


You feel everyone has a failed existence like you?
Re: I'm Afraid I May Commit Suicide by Tsolutionifede(m): 9:39am On May 25, 2021
MunchHouse:



You feel everyone has a failed existence like you?
hahahaha, u don vex. No be fight now, if na positive, oga I am also in o

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