Roland17:
Who need to go barb him Gorimakpa make him go now.. no be after now some people go still dey barber shop till Monday dey wait for light to come before dem barb hair..

Airmark aka oche barber you have got mail..

If you are a Chelsea fan reading this I advise you eat now appetite go soon lose ooo because Mancity is winning their first Champions league trophy today.The earlier you Shekpites know this the better. I know it's hard knowing your team will lose..

Havertz10:
just admit that in Nigeria, Chelsea have more fans than united, even if most are uncivilized

Only arsenal comes close, una dey 3rd

More agberos..

up brendford

Joezinho:


Airmark aka oche barber you have got mail..

If you are a Chelsea fan reading this I advise you eat now appetite go soon lose ooo because Mancity is winning their first Champions league trophy today.The earlier you Shekpites know this the better. I know it's hard knowing your team will lose..

amen (speaks in tongues)

BlueAngel444:

Dude just burn your phone

Na here we go burn........... soon.

Joezinho:


More agberos..

agbero fc dey trend haters everywhere

macjireh:

it affects nothing oga....we are not playing against a Spanish team...its UCL finals and not English fa cup...just chill

if Lampard is coaching a team in Germany and he manages to get to ucl final and UEFA appoints all English referees to handle d match, what are d possible thing u think dat can happen?

If It's not Chelsea, then it's not BLUE

Ibime:
[s]Real Manure fans in Manchester are praying for City to lose

Fake Manure fans on Nairaland are praying for City to win

What a wawu[/s]

This one is for Man Utd fans in other countries.

For those of us in Nigeria, shekpites are our rival. So tonight my/our support is to our fellow Mancunians. The sky is Man City blue !!!

We are a CITY UNITED!!

Skimpledawg:
egbon Timbros, help my ministry abeg.

I drove to Uyo for an assignment and like this I take style enter mumsi villa and no viewing center around here plus network is non-existent.

Dey drop updates for me make I follow.

But, e no get as e bad, I go drive out enter town find viewing center o

Chai!

Bishop, the LORD is sparing you the heartbreak of watching your team lose woefully tonight. Sometimes when GOD speaks, you should listen.
Avoid that game tonight!!!!

donstan18:


https://twitter.com/frankkhaliduk/status/1398650457267097611?s=21

You'd think all these painted cows would be spared after Chelsea lose tonight.

Eating all that beef in pain..

Expert17:
Omo x50

I go burn this thread today

Look no further, this is the height of shame. You just lost Yuropa to the 7th best team is Spain. DFKM!

Joezinho:


Bishop, the LORD is sparing you the heartbreak of watching your team lose woefully tonight. Sometimes when GOD speaks, you should listen.
Avoid that game tonight!!!!

Lolz

I wonder what it will profit him to burn fuel and drive to town only to watch his beloved team lose woefully tonight... Skimpledawg better stay put, we'll update you from here

handelex:
Lolz

I wonder what it will profit him to burn fuel and drive to town only to watch his beloved team lose woefully tonight... Skimpledawg better stay put, we'll update you from here

Hahaha. It will end in premium tears.

Baba should use that money for fuel to buy suya and cold Goldberg because premium tears, wailing and gnashing awaits him and his fellow evil shekpites tonight..

MorataFC:
if Lampard is coaching a team in Germany and he manages to get to ucl final and UEFA appoints all English referees to handle d match, what are d possible thing u think dat can happen?

I understand u perfectly... but D's is UCL finals and not one local league cup....moreover Chelsea won their first UCL against Bayern Munich at their own backyard against all odds...so forget dat issue

Joezinho:


Hahaha. It will end in premium tears.

Baba should use that money for fuel to buy suya and cold Goldberg because premium tears, wailing and gnashing awaits him and his fellow evil shekpites tonight..

It's the evil for me... these shekpites are truly evil, and tonight they won't be spared inshallah

Just a reminder.... In 2012 Chelsea didn't make top 4 just in case

handelex:
It's the evil for me... these shekpites are truly evil, and tonight they won't be spared inshallah

It is important for shekpites to lose tonight, because if not, there will be unrest in the land. The insecurity of this country will spike.

God please save us..

We are Brothers, we care so much for each other, thus NL United Fans have arranged State of Art Ambulance...... jez incase.

Two more hours till actions starts

Ibime:


You know say Hausa man no fit support Nnamdi Kanu club if he was a footballer.

Pep that his former National teammates dey vex for am because he said they shouldn't associate him with anything to do with Spain.

Mateu Lahoz, who was born in Algímia d’Alfara, a village in Valencia Province on Spain’s eastern coast, will handle the 2020/2021 UCL final between Chelsea and Manchester city.

..... to my G - Sir Airmark.

Oasis007:


..... to my G - Sir Airmark.

But you didn't post the pictures from your match against Villareal.

Joezinho:



It is important for shekpites to lose tonight, because if not, there will be unrest in the land. The insecurity of this country will spike.

God please save us..

All our collective efforts to make our ecosystem a better place will be in shambles if these extreme Noise FC wins tonight. We don't need a set back abeg

airmark:


But you didn't post the pictures from your match against Villareal.

Had flat Battery.

Testing 1 2

Testing Testing 123

Oasis007:




Had flat Battery.

So shall it be for you after today's match in Jesus name.

Crystal Palace and Wolverhampton have coaching vacancies, these are perfect situations and the sort of openings Lampard should be vying for. I hope he throws his hat in for one or both of those openings.

The way united fans dey ginger

Match never start, una done dey wear party cloth

Una no even get shame, losers

airmark:


[s]So shall it be for you after today's match in Jesus name.[/s]

When you turn MoG?

handelex:
All our collective efforts to make our ecosystem a better place will be in shambles if these extreme Noise FC wins tonight. We don't need a set back abeg

If you love peace of mind pray for Chelshiy to lose, cause everywhere will be noisy tonight. Remember 2012..

Lord , Chelshit must lose tonight, Kante must drop form tonight, rudiger must drop form tonight, Mendy go sell ball like lion head . Make Chelsea lose tonight Amen