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Kano's Hisbah Should Arrest The Mannequin In Aso Rock - Kperogi by HonNL(op): 4:55pm On Jul 02, 2021

Kano's Hisbah Should Arrest the Aso Rock Mannequin

The Hisbah in Kano appears to be angling for a global prize in theocratic idiocy and thuggery. They've destroyed beer bottles belonging to non-Muslims, arrested a non-Muslim for wearing a "satanic" hairstyle, apprehended Kano Muslims for not fasting or praying, and such other insane Talibanic excesses.

Now, they've run out of humans to oppress and are fixing their crazed, lecherous gazes on mannequins (eww!), which they say are "un-Islamic" even though every Muslim country on earth countenances mannequins in shops!

Well, let's put the theocratic overzealousness of the Hisbah moral police to a more productive use: There's a dangerous, breathing mannequin in Aso Rock pretending to be Nigeria's president. Let them go and arrest him!

Farooq Kperogi

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Re: Kano's Hisbah Should Arrest The Mannequin In Aso Rock - Kperogi by PlayMaker14: 4:57pm On Jul 02, 2021

Those hypocritical head slamming goats won't even dare to do that, else, they'll be charged by one stinking Sharia court for going against higher authority.

Was it not this same hisbastard group where one of it's member was caught in an hotel Knacking someone's wife?

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Re: Kano's Hisbah Should Arrest The Mannequin In Aso Rock - Kperogi by KillMNKnow(f): 4:57pm On Jul 02, 2021*

Don't fool yourself Farooq, the US will not deport you because your name is Farooq. you're trying so hard to make your green card relevant like Aisha yesufu. Hypocrites you and Aisha can stop been Muslims openly. For God sake you live in US and UK, people in Nigeria becoming atheist without any confrontation with the community. Fcking hypocrites. irrelevant people becoming nuisance because our society are addicted to news.....

All this because of Alcohol.
The US prohibited Alcohol in 1933.
They still do prohibit president, military, police, pilots, etc from drinking alcohol.
All over the globe, People are running away from Alcohol. Sobriety is the new Cool.
Y'all hate us because we don't do Alcohol, gambling, prostitution etc

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Re: Kano's Hisbah Should Arrest The Mannequin In Aso Rock - Kperogi by Bluntguy: 5:00pm On Jul 02, 2021

Afterall mannequin na mannequin.

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Re: Kano's Hisbah Should Arrest The Mannequin In Aso Rock - Kperogi by HappyCanadian: 5:09pm On Jul 02, 2021*

That useless president that was voted by hopeless 1diots

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Re: Kano's Hisbah Should Arrest The Mannequin In Aso Rock - Kperogi by ictjobber: 5:09pm On Jul 02, 2021

KillMNKnow:
Don't fool yourself Farooq, the US will not deport you because your name is Farooq. you're trying so hard to make your green card relevant like Aisha yesufu. Hypocrites you and Aisha can stop been Muslims openly. For God sake you live in US and UK, people in Nigeria becoming atheist without any confrontation with the community. Fcking hypocrites. irrelevant people becoming nuisance because our society are addicted to news...

You sound alot like one of El rufai's son
..

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Re: Kano's Hisbah Should Arrest The Mannequin In Aso Rock - Kperogi by Jesuschristus: 5:09pm On Jul 02, 2021

If Buhari na ur father will u call him mannequin, come to Nigeria and be talking anyhow,u will be treated in the language u understand. I hate people that don't respect elders

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Re: Kano's Hisbah Should Arrest The Mannequin In Aso Rock - Kperogi by Nobody: 5:09pm On Jul 02, 2021*

If not that it is so pathetic and sad that Hisbah ~~Nigeria's Taliban~~ banned mannequins for sexual harrassment, it would have been funny.

But seriously if Malami and ~~Buhari's gestapo~~ DSS catch Farooq Kperogi ehn. Mannequin in Aso rock pretending to be Nigeria's president?? grin

You people should be calming down. Na all these kind talk dey make Buhari vex for Nigeria

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Re: Kano's Hisbah Should Arrest The Mannequin In Aso Rock - Kperogi by kokkubabboni421(m): 5:09pm On Jul 02, 2021

Re: Kano's Hisbah Should Arrest The Mannequin In Aso Rock - Kperogi by PlayMaker14: 5:10pm On Jul 02, 2021

KillMNKnow:
Don't fool yourself, the US will not deport you because your name is Farooq you're trying so hard to make your green card relevant like Aisha yesufu. Hypocrites you and Aisha can stop been Muslims openly. For God sake you live in US and UK, people in Nigeria becoming atheist without any confrontation with the community. Fcking hypocrites. irrelevant people becoming nuisance because our society are addicted to news...

Shut up.

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Re: Kano's Hisbah Should Arrest The Mannequin In Aso Rock - Kperogi by PrinceOfLagos: 5:10pm On Jul 02, 2021

Well said

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Re: Kano's Hisbah Should Arrest The Mannequin In Aso Rock - Kperogi by ALCOHOLKILLS(m): 5:10pm On Jul 02, 2021

The mannequin in Aso Rock is chief commander of Nigerian cows and the Lord and savior of ndi afonja, how dare you ask hisbah to arrest him, they are coming for you kperogi grin

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Re: Kano's Hisbah Should Arrest The Mannequin In Aso Rock - Kperogi by Rareoil(m): 5:10pm On Jul 02, 2021

KillMNKnow:
Don't fool yourself, the US will not deport you because your name is Farooq you're trying so hard to make your green card relevant like Aisha yesufu. Hypocrites you and Aisha can stop been Muslims openly. For God sake you live in US and UK, people in Nigeria becoming atheist without any confrontation with the community. Fcking hypocrites. irrelevant people becoming nuisance because our society are addicted to news...

Zombie if his statement pain go and dive into Lagos lagoon.

What he said is the truth, you darling daddy is a mannequin.

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Re: Kano's Hisbah Should Arrest The Mannequin In Aso Rock - Kperogi by Akinsete19(m): 5:10pm On Jul 02, 2021

Funny, all the regular Mannequin's are sexually assaulting the abokis, while the one at Abuja is functionally useless.

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Re: Kano's Hisbah Should Arrest The Mannequin In Aso Rock - Kperogi by peppermint7(m): 5:10pm On Jul 02, 2021

KillMNKnow:
Don't fool yourself Farooq, the US will not deport you because your name is Farooq. you're trying so hard to make your green card relevant like Aisha yesufu. Hypocrites you and Aisha can stop been Muslims openly. For God sake you live in US and UK, people in Nigeria becoming atheist without any confrontation with the community. Fcking hypocrites. irrelevant people becoming nuisance because our society are addicted to news...

In a bid to comment first. You are always leaving your brain behind.
Arrant nonsense

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Re: Kano's Hisbah Should Arrest The Mannequin In Aso Rock - Kperogi by Nobody: 5:11pm On Jul 02, 2021

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Re: Kano's Hisbah Should Arrest The Mannequin In Aso Rock - Kperogi by Emmyreal4(m): 5:11pm On Jul 02, 2021

I laugh in Swahili grin

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Re: Kano's Hisbah Should Arrest The Mannequin In Aso Rock - Kperogi by JayB11(m): 5:11pm On Jul 02, 2021

In as much as i am concerned, Kano is not a Civilized State....or one heading towards there.

My apologies though✌

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Re: Kano's Hisbah Should Arrest The Mannequin In Aso Rock - Kperogi by Seyi8750: 5:11pm On Jul 02, 2021

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Re: Kano's Hisbah Should Arrest The Mannequin In Aso Rock - Kperogi by yorubarere: 5:11pm On Jul 02, 2021

Sharia should arrest Sharia cheesy

Even if buhari should host sex orgy in Aso Rock, they will rather look away and find one powerless Muslim or non Muslims to oppress.

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Re: Kano's Hisbah Should Arrest The Mannequin In Aso Rock - Kperogi by complexBoss12: 5:11pm On Jul 02, 2021

I can't believe that a Mannequin can turn a human being on...
this is not funny!! what air do they breath in the North that makes them mad??

I have been with Muslims from other places and they are not this daft.

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Re: Kano's Hisbah Should Arrest The Mannequin In Aso Rock - Kperogi by cosby02(m): 5:11pm On Jul 02, 2021

KillMNKnow:
Don't fool yourself Farooq, the US will not deport you because your name is Farooq. you're trying so hard to make your green card relevant like Aisha yesufu. Hypocrites you and Aisha can stop been Muslims openly. For God sake you live in US and UK, people in Nigeria becoming atheist without any confrontation with the community. Fcking hypocrites. irrelevant people becoming nuisance because our society are addicted to news...

What exactly is your point huh

Did God communicate to them that mannequins are making him h0rny?

Or mannequins are making the Hisbahs h0rny...you are all pathetic and shameless.

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Re: Kano's Hisbah Should Arrest The Mannequin In Aso Rock - Kperogi by olaric(m): 5:11pm On Jul 02, 2021

You are blessed for writing this Farooq...

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Re: Kano's Hisbah Should Arrest The Mannequin In Aso Rock - Kperogi by Sholaco: 5:11pm On Jul 02, 2021

Hmmm this one is just catching cruise

Re: Kano's Hisbah Should Arrest The Mannequin In Aso Rock - Kperogi by Wiseandtrue(f): 5:11pm On Jul 02, 2021

HonNL:
Well, let's put the theocratic overzealousness of the Hisbah moral police to a more productive use: There's a dangerous, breathing mannequin in Aso Rock pretending to be Nigeria's president. Let them go and arrest him!
Farooq Kperogi

Pretending to be a Nigeria's president

So Nnamdi Kanu was right then

Could that be why they are desperate to silent him

Back to the matter

Hisbah dey fear face nah

Sebi them enter school hostel begin dey arrest boy and girl in the same room

but deliberately did not see Dangote in a towel oooooo in the same room with another girl not his wife

It's left for the people to liberate themselves from these oppressors

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Re: Kano's Hisbah Should Arrest The Mannequin In Aso Rock - Kperogi by lexy2014: 5:11pm On Jul 02, 2021

KillMNKnow:
Don't fool yourself Farooq, the US will not deport you because your name is Farooq. you're trying so hard to make your green card relevant like Aisha yesufu. Hypocrites you and Aisha can stop been Muslims openly. For God sake you live in US and UK, people in Nigeria becoming atheist without any confrontation with the community. Fcking hypocrites. irrelevant people becoming nuisance because our society are addicted to news...

With all of u have said, I don't see where u were able to negate anything that Farooq said in his write up. If u feel what he said isn't d truth, kindly share with us ur version of d truth

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Re: Kano's Hisbah Should Arrest The Mannequin In Aso Rock - Kperogi by Collins0609(m): 5:11pm On Jul 02, 2021

Beautiful piece

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Re: Kano's Hisbah Should Arrest The Mannequin In Aso Rock - Kperogi by Adnabh(m): 5:11pm On Jul 02, 2021

Those cow no go listen

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Re: Kano's Hisbah Should Arrest The Mannequin In Aso Rock - Kperogi by RobbStark(m): 5:11pm On Jul 02, 2021

KillMNKnow:
Don't fool yourself Farooq, the US will not deport you because your name is Farooq. you're trying so hard to make your green card relevant like Aisha yesufu. Hypocrites you and Aisha can stop been Muslims openly. For God sake you live in US and UK, people in Nigeria becoming atheist without any confrontation with the community. Fcking hypocrites. irrelevant people becoming nuisance because our society are addicted to news...

A mannequin spotted

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Re: Kano's Hisbah Should Arrest The Mannequin In Aso Rock - Kperogi by Susu888(m): 5:11pm On Jul 02, 2021*

This attention seeker sef!

The whole world knows not to Fvck with Buhari..

He gave them (criminals) enough time to repent time nd time again promising them swift action but they took it as weakness.

In just one week :

bandits dey collect bombardments.

Boko boyz dey hear am for Timbuktu triangle.

The Online country president was shown a little of the capabilities of the Nigerian intelligence agencies.

Igboho's jazz don leave am run.

Haba!
I tlk am before, don't underestimate someone who survived naija's most ruthless Era of military head of states.

An era where the top dogs likes of
Gowon
Murtala muhammed
OBJ
IBB
ABACHA
DANJUMA
ABDULSALAMI
OJUKWU

E. T. C held sway

Obasanjo once said : Buhari is the most dull looking of all the heads of state to ever hold the reigns of power but he is also the most cunning!

The only head of state who knew of plans to overthrow him nd could take action but didn't to avoid blood baths.

You don't fvck with bubu....

Obj nd Ibb did some shit loads of brutality... From exterminating opposition to mail bombs e.t.c why dem quite now?

When Jonathan (phd holder) was in power he was being told wht to do like a small boy by the likes of Ibb nd obj but pls since bubu (nepa certificate hokder) entre aso rock has any of his former set aside obj try to interfere with how he runs the country?

Obj wey let him mouth run, has he been heard again after 2017?? (Buhari dialed his number na grin

) baba jeje dey mind his AU functions as former head of state.

Dem just quite Sidon dey look...

Dasuki wey comot from prison, has he been heard again? Guyman take face him front.

So when bubu dey tlk say all these ones wey dey cause trouble for the country na small small boys he knew wht he was tlking about.

Fear those 1966 set of Nigerian military.
A word is enough for the wise.

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Re: Kano's Hisbah Should Arrest The Mannequin In Aso Rock - Kperogi by dynicks(m): 5:11pm On Jul 02, 2021

Arrest fire!!.... grin

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