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Oh, those days of extra cool.

I was doing midnight call.

My dad opened the room door, as a sharp guy I already quickly throway the phone one side and pretended to be sleeping, he just looked and went back quietly, no drama.

It was after morning devotion that I knew there was a caught.

Omo!

Old man legit repeated most of the beautiful nonsense I said to somebody's daughter in the name of love while men slept.

Apparently, he had evesdropped on my conversation before attempting to open the door.

Mumu me!

Following day, for road oh, my mum gave this babe "federal warning" to avoid me if she wanted to make heaven and then punctuated it with two hot slaps on my face in front of the babe.

Coman see premium tears of public humiliation.

Na that day I understand say who dey cry nor dey see road well laidat.

Your parents don catch you before?

How did it end?

here comes another thread of a thousand laughs

Make I book space down
It's gonna be interesting

It is the "punctuated with two hot slaps in front if the babe" for us.

UnknownT:
Back then in Aba, my primary school was around Old Express and Popsy goes to work through that route, his office was at Faulks road.
One good morning, I had already gone to school, one of my classmate then asked me before morning assembly to follow him to go buy Akara at the market ( there was a market there then, don't know if it's still in existence). My guy was prizing Akara when Popsy saw me there, he never asked what I was doing there, he started the beating from there to the school, reported me to my class teacher. That one flogged me that morning, later in the night when Popsy came back from work, he still flogged me again.
Just for following my friend to go buy Akara, no be say na thief we go thief o, Popsy no gree hear from me

Your dad dey strict. Just like my dad He go be like " what if them kidnap you". Just because of akara wey I believe say your friend no still share with you

Escort me go there, na so slave trade start.

Thanks for sharing

hbemigho:
Oh, those days of extra cool.

I was doing midnight call.

My dad opened the room door, as a sharp guy I already quickly throway the phone one side and pretended to be sleeping, he just looked and went back quietly, no drama.

It was after morning devotion that I knew there was a caught.

Omo!

Old man legit repeated most of the beautiful nonsense I said to somebody's daughter in the name of love while men slept.

Apparently, he had evesdropped on my conversation before attempting to open the door.

Mumu me!

Following day, for road oh, my mum gave this babe "federal warning" to avoid me if she wanted to make heaven and then punctuated it with two hot slaps on my face in front of the babe.

Coman see premium tears of public humiliation.

Na that day I understand say who dey cry nor dey see road well laidat.

Your parents don catch you before?

How did it end?

Something similar happened to a friend of mine. Guy bone face tell his mama say " you will be me to get married" and true true his mum beg am cause him na only son.

At times it parents can over react and over do

I saw a man slapped his daughter by the side of the road. I was embarrassed as I felt whatever the issues were, they could be resolved at home.

Omo!

Once a solder, always a solder na wetin my mama been use the slap prove to me.

hofeshhomes:
It is the "punctuated with two hot slaps in front if the babe" for us.

Hahahaha

He say na so slave trade take start

Guy!!!!

Jentle244:
Your dad dey strict. Just like my dad He go be like " what if them kidnap you". Just because of akara wey I believe say your friend no still share with you

Escort me go there, na so slave trade start.

Thanks for sharing