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The End is Near

na true??

It's not funny... but dis country is a cruel joke.

What nonsense

IgweOfNnewi:
What nonsense

D tin shock me oo

Starzo:
na true??

na so we see am oo

So if I collect torch and see people with guns, what should I do??

Flash dem the light and they'll run away or??

For them to see clearly the path to take while running away when bandits attack in the night?

This is a joke right? Are the torchlights loaded with bullets?
I hope his bodyguards and security team also hold torchlights only.

Joke of a nation

To all you commenting, what were you expecting the emir to give to them?

That Torchlight can give you enough EGUNJE if you flash it to cars at night.
Nice strategy.

His widows might

If only our elites will start this grandiose by now darkness for no dey Nigeria talk more of crime, because everywhere go lite.

To all bandits and enemies of the state in northern Nigeria, the hour has come for you to surrender like the crooked Boko Haram are doing before its too late.

This is pure judicious use of his share of security votes. Are you surprised that he gets too? Only if you know the sharing formular of the looted funds eh, na shame and vex go dey follow you on why you never join any cartel.

Why not just donate firewood and match boxes

Where are the flashlights sef? No pishure.

Security vote.

OkuFaba:
So if I collect torch and see people with guns, what should I do??

Flash dem the light and they'll run away or??

Or
point am danger light ,make him think seh Na sniper

malcom1X:
To all you commenting, what were you expecting the emir to give to them?

That Torchlight can give you enough EGUNJE if you flash it to cars at night.
Nice strategy.

......You wouldn't need touch light... When you have street light!

We'ar backward. Period

r4bbit:
The End is Near

Rabbit for sure

The North is some centuries backwards.

Chai

Fahdiga:
Rabbit for sure

Fahdiga fallipupa.... Hwfar

What did I just read. My belle oo. How do these people reason? Kai

r4bbit:
Fahdiga fallipupa.... Hwfar

Rabbit I dey o

OkuFaba:
So if I collect torch and see people with guns, what should I do??

Flash dem the light and they'll run away or??

Hehehe,
They don't want to actually hurt the fulani terrorists

Animal farm