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Mkenya2019:
You got jokes

The best of Capetown cannot measure with worse of most part of Europe.

Developed World: Switzerland


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZ6SfzGtmJw


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j24xu96TbM

Living in a country where ishyt works is in its own way relaxing. Oyinboland,however has certain universal drawbacks and dysfunctions for normal black people:
-- the pathological anthropormification of animals, ESPECIALLY dogs
- the strange attraction to LGBTQ F'ERY
-the neurotic insistence on equality wherein a 4 yr olds opinion carries as much weight as say a 50 yr old Zoology prof
The normalisation of a lack of personal hygiene is depressing! The funniest THING is public spaces, the parks, theatres, eateries etc, etc are ALMOST antiseptically clean particularly in Germanic Europe but the people are often stubbornly indifferent to regular bathing.
Its NEARLY a given when laying the Dee with a Euro chick she'll simply get dressed and go to work, school or office; unthinkable here in Africa or say Japan.
Even when they do bathe its frequently just a shampoo. They assume the soapy water runoff is good enough. Its not! Oyinbo college women in the US are addicted to febreze,a fabric freshener they liberally spray on their jeans and sheets for up to a month!?

It's both genders. I had a Canadian pal who showered only 2 or 3 times weekly. Half the Euros I've known are similar. Friends who've used public transport in winter have well nigh wept describing the smell!
If you think this is BS see Becky here showering ONCE EVERY SIX DAYS!?
https://youtu.be/kcoTqHJazJw

2.03 HAHAHA!?

Studies have been done:

One in four Britons don’t shower every day. And the rest aren’t doing it right..When I was a kid, we had a bath once a week, and when I was at university, I lived a whole year in a building and never found out where the bath was. Perhaps that was extreme, but washing every day was considered much more so: I always thought it conveyed some minor but problematic self-hatred, and felt quite sympathetic to people who always smelled so good, though, truthfully, there weren’t that many of them."

[url]One in four Britons don’t shower every day. And the rest aren’t doing it right/[/url]

Another relatively recent, and now nearly ubiquitous, concept in the West is the normalcy of the daily shower. Shove notes that just two generations ago, it was standard in the UK for people to bathe once a week."

TERRIBLE! And these MOFOS ALL swim, scuba dive, water ski and AND ISHYT whenever they can, what the ACTUAL FECK!? Go to any European water body in the summer and see for yourself.

While there are numerous stereotypes about the French that are completely inaccurate, it turns out the whole "French people never shower" thing may indeed be true.

A new poll conducted by BVA and published in French newspaper Presse-Ocean reveals that only 57% of the French shower daily.

24% said they shower once every other day; 11% said once every three days. The remaining 8% shower just once every four days... or less."

https://www.thrillist.com/entertainment/nation/french-people-do-not-like-to-shower-survey-showsurl

Its Euros of ALL CLASSES. From the majority middle class to the upper class and Elite with 30,000 euro per sq ft Gstaadt mansions like this . I HONESTLY wonder maybe the escape from continental poverty starts with abandoning personal hygiene? Maybe the money saved from not paying for soap and water can go into technical innovation after which we'll conquer the world? A bright student will write a paper on this one day.

NTSA:
So it runs through the city to transport 400 an average of passangers a day?

No that’s the nonsense rvp tell u guys so y’all can feel better about Kenya not having none-apparently u still can’t catch a sleep at night despite the obvious lies.

NTSA:
Nairobi commuter rail has a daily ridership of 13000 passangers a track length of 160km

That Spanish moving coffin inspires no one,trust me.

It’s just below par.

Vlain:
They have no idea of this basic things cos their zoo is to broke to even envision in the first place.wonder no more why their first attempt at it is appalling and disgraceful (a slap on Africans face)- talk of that 2 century old Spanish garbage moving metal.

Nairobi has always had commuter rail for decades we are not envisioning as you claim.

68816419:
Nairobi airport can not even come close to Abuja airport

JKIA is not just an airport it's an aviation hub. Kenya airways pride lounge and Turkish airlines lounge at JKIA

Some years back African athletes got stranded at lagos airport .

rvp20182:
Wet dreams. Lagos-Ibandan - mere 100kms - was started in 2012 - and has taken almost 10yrs - to complete. That is crazy. Nairobi to Mombasa a line of 500km - took 3yrs to be completed.

The same with the rest. You are building 10Km per year. That is why there is Julius Berger towns all over Nigeria. Your country is broke and cannot finance project in timely money.

Materplan for lagos-ibadan railway started in 2012 actual construction only began in 2017 you constantly come up with these lies and for what? Project would have been completed in 2020 had COVID not arrived

rvp20182:
With new DMUs and hourly service - the projection is to hit 40,000 passengers per day.That would be like Gautrain - whose ridership keep dropping.

I thought anything below 200 000 per day for a commuter rail was low?

NTSA:
Some years back African athletes got stranded at lagos airport .

Athletes have also gotten stuck in Spain, Germany, England, Gabon and even America so why does this news matter?

NTSA:
Nairobi has always had commuter rail for decades we are not envisioning as you claim.

Oh yes I am aware of the more crapperier version u had to upgrade from. Yet still underwhelming.

Anything to discredit Nigeria’s just cos they can’t compete.

NTSA:
Some years back African athletes got stranded at lagos airport .

And now we’ve upgraded airport-that shows a progressive nation .

NTSA:
Some years back African athletes got stranded at lagos airport .

At least Nigeria have the balls and the capacity to host major Continental tournaments any day any time.

What major tournament have your country hosted before? Since you were born have you seen your country hosting AAG, AFCON, AWCOM or any massive continental tournament before? All you host are minor games that do not demand any massive infrastructures so keep quite.

Ordinary CHAN tournament your country couldn't host. A tournament which even regions like
Greater Accra
Ashanti Region
Central Region
Western Region in Ghana can easily host without any issues.

You sit on nairaland 24/7 repeating arguments as if your life depends on topic recycling.

vankelvin:
At least Nigeria have the balls and the capacity to host major Continental tournaments any day any time.

What major tournament have your country hosted before? Since you were born have you seen your country hosting AAG, AFCON, AWCOM or any massive continental tournament before? All you host are minor games that do not demand any massive infrastructures so keep quite.

Ordinary CHAN tournament your country couldn't host. A tournament which even regions like
Greater Accra
Ashanti Region
Central Region
Western Region in Ghana can easily host without any issues.

You sit on nairaland 24/7 repeating arguments as if your life depends on topic recycling.

honestly that was the biggest embarrassment ever only one state in Nigeria could host chan

vankelvin:
At least Nigeria have the balls and the capacity to host major Continental tournaments any day any time.

What major tournament have your country hosted before? Since you were born have you seen your country hosting AAG, AFCON, AWCOM or any massive continental tournament before? All you host are minor games that do not demand any massive infrastructures so keep quite.

Ordinary CHAN tournament your country couldn't host. A tournament which even regions like
Greater Accra
Ashanti Region
Central Region
Western Region in Ghana can easily host without any issues.

You sit on nairaland 24/7 repeating arguments as if your life depends on topic recycling.

Kenya is used to hosting international events
Kenya open Golf tour which is part of
European golf Tournament, World under 19 athletics championship, world under 20 championship,World safari Rally etc
Lastly I don't sit here 24/7 as you claim i come here during weekends to pass time.

PROVERBZ:
honestly that was the biggest embarrassment ever only one state in Nigeria could host chan

That's what he needs to understand.

A country that cannot host ordinary CHAN tournament has no moral right to criticize another country that has hosted so many tournaments.

At least 5 Regions in Ghana can easily host CHAN independently.

NTSA:
Kenya is used to hosting international events
Kenya open Golf tour which is part of European golf Tournament, World under 19 athletics championship, world under 20 championship,World safari Rally etc

If Kenya is used to hosting International tournaments then let them try hosting
Under 17 World cup tournament
Under 20 World cup tournament
Olympics
Commonwealth tournament and lets see.

All the so called International tournaments you claim to have hosted can easily be hosted in Togo.

vankelvin:
If Kenya is used to hosting International tournaments then let them try hosting
Under 17 World cup tournament
Under 20 World cup tournament
Olympics
Commonwealth tournament and lets see.

All the so called International tournaments you claim to have hosted can easily be hosted in Togo.

We are hosting world under 20 Athletics championship this month .Then the following month we are going to host IDPA African championship.

Yes he is very slow - Nairobi has had commuter rail for the longest anyone can remember

NTSA:
Nairobi has always had commuter rail for decades we are not envisioning as you claim.

Yes 200k is low - a million - for a city of 4m plus would be ideal - for Lagos - you need something that move maybe 5m per day - if indeed it's 20m city.

Our commuter rail is stop gap measure - eventually we need to tear it done - and build a proper electrified metro line - radiating to all corners of nairobi...that can carry a million plus people

Abohboy:
I thought anything below 200 000 per day for a commuter rail was low?

rvp20182:
Yes he is very slow - Nairobi has had commuter rail for the longest anyone can remember

I am aware of that stupid train that runs from the middle of kibera to ur cbd-carrying street urchin right in the heart of kibera to engage in their pauper source of livelihood.

NTSA:
We are hosting world under 20 Athletics championship this month .Then the following month we are going to host IDPA African championship.

Those tournaments are not major tournaments. It won't shake the economy of your country. Try hosting the major tournaments and you will know how it feels to host major tournaments..

If you think AFCON is a joke try watching Cameroon AFCON preparations and you will understand.

Do you know how much a standard Stadium costs? let alone the other facilities.

rvp20182:
Yes 200k is low - a million - for a city of 4m plus would be ideal - for Lagos - you need something that move maybe 5m per day - if indeed it's 20m city.

Our commuter rail is stop gap measure - eventually we need to tear it done - and build a proper electrified metro line - radiating to all corners of nairobi...that can carry a million plus people

Nobody gives a flying fvck if it’s moves 1 or 2.what matters is that it’s exist and the matters of financing is not a threat to its further existence as with urs in ur Chinese masters.

Well, their work ethic is to be admired, esp by us africans.Their discipline and strictness to time/order. Their committment to their word. These are attributes both whites and asians have - and are lacking in Africa culturue. Mzungu tops it up with exploratory spirit - their unsettled restless urge to travel. But yes they have a strange fondness to pets (mostly because they are lonley living hermitic live without large families) - can be sexually defiant (coz they can do whatever they want) - and as for the shower thing - I imagine it's a problem to dry their long hair - more like a dog get washed weekly or monthly for that reason - otherwise with hot shower - and bathrooms everywhere - that probably the only thing Mwafrika will fear in water. The same reason african women with fake long hair - can go for month without washing them - for fear of breaking it or having to dry it up - leaving such odour.

kikuyu1:
Living in a country where ishyt works is in its own way relaxing. Oyinboland,however has certain universal drawbacks and dysfunctions for normal black people:
-- the pathological anthropormification of animals, ESPECIALLY dogs
- the strange attraction to LGBTQ F'ERY
-the neurotic insistence on equality wherein a 4 yr olds opinion carries as much weight as say a 50 yr old Zoology prof
The normalisation of a lack of personal hygiene is depressing! The funniest THING is public spaces, the parks, theatres, eateries etc, etc are ALMOST antiseptically clean particularly in Germanic Europe but the people are often stubbornly indifferent to regular bathing.
Its NEARLY a given when laying the Dee with a Euro chick she'll simply get dressed and go to work, school or office; unthinkable here in Africa or say Japan.
Even when they do bathe its frequently just a shampoo. They assume the soapy water runoff is good enough. Its not! Oyinbo college women in the US are addicted to febreze,a fabric freshener they liberally spray on their jeans and sheets for up to a month!?

It's both genders. I had a Canadian pal who showered only 2 or 3 times weekly. Half the Euros I've known are similar. Friends who've used public transport in winter have well nigh wept describing the smell!
If you think this is BS see Becky here showering ONCE EVERY SIX DAYS!?
https://youtu.be/kcoTqHJazJw

2.03 HAHAHA!?

Studies have been done:


[url]One in four Britons don’t shower every day. And the rest aren’t doing it right/[/url]



TERRIBLE! And these MOFOS ALL swim, scuba dive, water ski and AND ISHYT whenever they can, what the ACTUAL FECK!? Go to any European water body in the summer and see for yourself.


https://www.thrillist.com/entertainment/nation/french-people-do-not-like-to-shower-survey-showsurl

Its Euros of ALL CLASSES. From the majority middle class to the upper class and Elite with 30,000 euro per sq ft Gstaadt mansions like this . I HONESTLY wonder maybe the escape from continental poverty starts with abandoning personal hygiene? Maybe the money saved from not paying for soap and water can go into technical innovation after which we'll conquer the world? A bright student will write a paper on this one day.

After AFCON what do you do with stadiums? They remain empty. Kenya is investing in properly sized stadiums. Why invest for AFCON that you will likely host again 52 yrs later. That is what made Greece bankrupt with Olympics.

vankelvin:
Those tournaments are not major tournaments. It won't shake the economy of your country. Try hosting the major tournaments and you will know how it feels to host major tournaments..

If you think AFCON is a joke try watching Cameroon AFCON preparations and you will understand.

Do you know how much a standard Stadium costs? let alone the other facilities.

vankelvin:
Those tournaments are not major tournaments. It won't shake the economy of your country. Try hosting the major tournaments and you will know how it feels to host major tournaments..

If you think AFCON is a joke try watching Cameroon AFCON preparations and you will understand.

Do you know how much a standard Stadium costs? let alone the other facilities.

No one said AFCON is a joke,For your information More than 100 delegations have confirmed attendance to next world under 20 championship.The just conculded safari Rally injected dollars 600 million into the Kenyan economy plus it had over 350 million digital impressions thus can not be classified as a small event.

Vlain:
That Spanish moving coffin inspires no one,trust me.

It’s just below par.

Even their SGR has never carried more than 43,000 passengers on monthly bases and the sad news is the fact that the Kenya's SGR system is has always been at lost just lik KQ and may never break Even

This is the first time Africa champs is being held outside of South Africa. IDPA championship which is set to happen next month.

Yes these guys thing sports=football.

NTSA:
No one said AFCON is a joke,For your information More than 100 delegations have confirmed attendance to next world under 20 championship.The just conculded safari Rally injected dollars 600 million into the Kenyan economy plus it had over 350 million digital impressions thus can not be classified as a small event.

Stop consoling yourself. Mombasa-Nairobi - 500kms - carries 6,000-8,000 passengers - and pre-covid - carried 1.5M passengers in 2019. The 4 passengers train are always full - and more than that - we have about 30 trains daily carrying cargo.

Mombasa-Nairobi train is essentially a cargo train - not a passenger train - and it's now ferrying 5m tonnes per year -

In 2020 - covid - it carried 4.4m

2020 mid to this year mid 2020

The SGR performance between June 2020 and June 2021 was remarkable with the total TEUs standing at 284,815, bulk cargo tonnage at 366,008 while the total tonnage for the fiscal year was pegged at 4,584,173 tonnes.Jul 5, 2021

The break-even for Kenya Mombasa-Nairobi SGR is 5.5m tonnes annually to break even and repay its construction and operational costs

And it's now very close...

68816419:
Even their SGR has never carried more than 43,000 passengers on monthly bases and the sad news is the fact that the Kenya's SGR system is has always been at lost just lik KQ and may never break Even

NTSA:
No one said AFCON is a joke,For your information More than 100 delegations have confirmed attendance to next world under 20 championship.The just conculded safari Rally injected dollars 600 million into the Kenyan economy plus it had over 350 million digital impressions thus can not be classified as a small event.

Over member 100 delegation?

NTSA:
What is the obsession with abuja light rail?..the whole system is less than 45km with 3 operational stations.I bet the old Mombasa Mgr is longer than that.

What is the obsession with Nairobi Expressway ?..the whole system is less than 28km with huge prize tag of about $550m for a highly indebted country .I bet the project would go the way of KQ,SGR,Nakkumat,Tuskys.....,

rvp20182:
Yes these guys thing sports=football.

What you host are mini sports which Togo can host back to back..... Fact

You don't need many facilities to host them.
Try hosting big tournaments and you will understand