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elonmuskbaby:
and the funny thing is how they all struggle to outdo each other in how big they commit crime and how much they can spend in club.honestly Na those yahoo boys wey don make club owners rich and bartenders who are always happy to make it reign because they're in an ego contest in club to see who fit spray pass

Meanwhile their family dey suffer for village.them no Dey take care of family UNTIL gbege burst

dem get sense before?

HardMirror:
dem get sense before?

any mama wey get yahoo boy as pikin no born

Rubbish post....... you are far from reality. It is obvious you don't know the streets

HardMirror:
shebi na like that the juju dey work now.

you guys are proof that i am right that you guys mostly have low IQ

Omo! OP with the gbas gbos I don laff tire for this thread. Nice one OP.
Oya free yahoo boys for a sec do another thread for cultists

Telekinetic:
You do know that the ability to speak ‘Queens’ English is not a metric for intelligence yeah?

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who said anything about accent here?, I'm talking about writing out a meaningful sentence, your diction and knowing when to use your verb correctly.

elonmuskbaby:
Obviously!

One stuup1d yahoo boy too wanted to scam his father not me

He was sweet talking himself into one software app.i told him I don't trust him then he sent ₦20k to me so as to make me comfortable, using right words and moves

I just shook my head.see this Ramsey Noah wannabe doing sakamaje for me

When he sent it,I carry the money go cook better egusi soup, ogufe, Pomo,shaki,buy wine stock my house well and blocked the fools number

I totally agree with you that yahoo boys are actually not smart.he reminds me of Invictus obi.that one Na another sweet mouth guy.he used his personal email dey do fraud still use that same email dey type for NL

The illiterate ones are the ones easily caught too.those ones even lack wisdom because they'll be so lousy and indiscreet about their source of money

for him mind e wan make u trust am na why he send u 20k..u really do well oo..u for buy beta cow tail

germaphobe:
you're right, especially with the "not too smart or smart at all" line. I know a lot of my street niggas who are into fraud and trust me when I tell you most of this guys are daft. some can't even write clear English not to talk of holding up a good convo without their so called format. but what do I know kwanu, dem get money pass me.

I swear..one met me on fb and was like"I we like u to join my investment this and DAT...na one dirty warrior boy.. the English no even clear..

HardMirror:
thank you my brother. so people dont know how it goes. one is already venting cos he wants people to respect him as a yahoo boy. they want people to call the "Baba", "Agba Awo" , they want people to think they are special because they are following a format and taking advantage of people

the ones I know are very Intelligent
There's one that speaks French and Spanish
Theyve been into it for long
These are children of the rich o

Yahoo boys get level abeg
Come Ota come see Einstein bomber

theInterpreter:
the ones I know are very Intelligent
There's one that speaks French and Spanish
Theyve been into it for long
These are children of the rich o

Yahoo boys get level abeg
Come Ota come see Einstein bomber

again i repeat, there are intelligent ones but they are few, i mean very very very very very very very few. the vast majority are only well motivated but lacking in intelligence (i mean they are not geniuses). why do you think this boys always move in large groups? it is not just because they need each other, it is because most of them are excess luggage, they hang around the intelligent ones so that those ones can put them through. . i know how the game goes since the days of cyber cafes in the early 2000s. boys go gather sleep for cafe, most of them na olodo. dem just need format and pesin to dey put them through, dem no get one kobo of sense. unfortunately even maga sef plenty wey no get high iq or wey dey too desperate for love or opportunity. problem be say una just dey scam this people, una no know sey this people sef dey desperate, so dem dey find miracle. you show with small lamba, dem don think say god wan use you answer their prayer, na so dem dey take fall. no be say yahoo boys wise like that o

One more fact.

Not all yahoo boys have money, it’s just 1 out of 10 who have money

Op no cashout he com de frustrated,so kodeih nd mompha de catch with charm,Dem de use the juju protect there self abi..tinx de happen but gee is not de way out

U want tell say de oyibo de use de soap baff becos na dudu osun e b fr ur eye

Hardmirror come east mk we put body for one location, repercussions dey oo

HardMirror:
by Yahoo boys, i mean the Nigerian Internet Fruadsters.


1. MYTH: The are very intelligent
Fact : Most of them have average or low IQ

It is popular accepted that "yahoo boys" are very smart, so much so that people would say, "why dont they use their intelligence for better things?" the truth of the matter is these guys are not as smart as you imagine. Most of them are actually less intelligenthan entrepreneurs and working class people who have to be innovative, book smart and street smart to make it.
What people dont know is that Yahoo boys only follow what they call a "FORMAT" meaning everything is already laid out, somebody intelligent comes up with this format and he teaches others. There are different Formats, Romance, Alibaba, Credit Card Loading, tax return, car wrap, Come-and-carry, etc. you dont have to be smart to follow any of these formats. Hushpuppy is a proof of how unintelligent even successful Yahoo boys are. he was using his direct (personal) line and personal email address to communicate with his clients and associates with lots of incriminating materials in his personal email and personal phone line. without these, the FBI would not be able to prove he was a fraudster.
so stop respecting these guys, they are not intelligent.

2. MYTH : They can hack
Truth : 99.9% of them dont know anything about hacking
To be considered an hacker, you must actually know how front and backend program interfaces work, then be able to exploit weaknesses, bugs or loopholes in how the program is scripted. This means you must be able to understand programming languages, able to access source codes, able to build tools "executable files" that would compromise target scripts. Trust me all these boys shouting "hacking" up and down your street cannot even write a "Hello World" script in any program. in fact most of them dont even know what i mean by "hello world" because they know NOTHING about how computers or computer programs work, talkless of being able to hack.
most times you read news about some local boys hacking bank systems etc, it is all rubbish. for them to gain access to your credit card or bank information, they use basic tricks to actually steal the information from you through "social engineering" - calling you and asking you questions pretending to be from the bank or just getting basic information about you such as your Date of birth, place of birth, your schooling information and they can use these to "recover" your accounts. Dont be afraid, they cannot hack anything, they are posers and only rely on your carelessness to steal your account information.

NOTE: there are hackers, but these guys are very rare. they are 1 in 10,000 fraudsters you will meet.

3. MYTH : They are successful because of JUJU "Yahoo Plus"
Truth : the Juju is psychological
Most Nigerians already believe that boys claiming to be into yahoo are actually into JUJU. this is a big lie they want you to believe. There is no Yahoo boy that gets a kobo without "working" for it. Yahoo Plus or Not all boys have to hustle to make the money. they have to lie, they have to bomb, they have to follow up. Juju only gives them moral. It is true that most successful ones are into juju, but not because the juju makes them successful, it is because it takes a desperate and highly motivated person to go into juju. They are into Juju (yahoo plus) because they are desperate, highly motivated and focused on their Yahoo career, because of these they are more successful than the other boys that are just freelancing and not so desperate, hence people are mislead to think they are successful because of the JUJU.
Secondly, JUJU is a fraternity thing for Yahoo Boys. if you are in a fraternity, you are more likely to pull big scams because you know your guys would not betray you because they fear the JUJU bond between them. if you have a picker for example that is not in your fraternity, it is likely he would run away with your money, hence the juju part comes to play for the big time scammers.

here is an article by the Guardian Newspaper titled[b] Ritual does not give us money, Yahoo Plus boys confess[/b] https://guardian.ng/features/ritual-does-not-give-us-money-yahoo-plus-boys-confess/


4. MYTH : Only greedy people fall for their scams
TRUTH : Majority fall because they are trusting and not because they are greedy
while it is true that greed can make people fall for cheap scams, truth me; majority of victims were not victims because of greed, but because of trust. when you are a trustworthy person, you tend to trust other people easily and this makes you vulnerable to exploitation and that is what these boys do. they exploit people who trust them. Stop mocking people who are victims of scams, because most times it shows they are good people who trust easily.

5. MYTH : Only gullible people fall for their scams
TRUTH : Everyone is gullible, experience is what most victims lack.
i mean it, EVERY DAMN PERSON ON EARTH CAN BE SCAMMED. i have an uncle who is a lawyer, he would boast that no body can every scam him, yet he is one of the most scammed person i have ever met in my life. this man gets scammed by everyone around him. he was scammed so much that his mechanic made him spend over N1.3 million to repair a fault that would have cost him only N120k to fix. His electrician collected over N200k to just fix his meter (nothing was wrong with the meter). There is no human that has ever lived that cannot be scammed, that you know how some scammers work, does not mean you know everything, you only know what your experience or experience of other people teaches you, when something new comes up, that fits your fancy or need, you will fall for the scam

Omo juju they work for them Wella, there is one Yahoo boy that stay on my street here in ibadan, he showed use a video of his client crying and begging him that when ever he refuse to send the Yahoo boy money, an invisible being will start flogging him until he sends the money, like there juju dey work Wella different story that I have heard

HardMirror:
by Yahoo boys, i mean the Nigerian Internet Fruadsters.


1. MYTH: The are very intelligent
Fact : Most of them have average or low IQ

It is popular accepted that "yahoo boys" are very smart, so much so that people would say, "why dont they use their intelligence for better things?" the truth of the matter is these guys are not as smart as you imagine. Most of them are actually less intelligent than entrepreneurs and working class people who have to be innovative, book smart and street smart to make it.
What people dont know is that Yahoo boys only follow what they call a "FORMAT" meaning everything is already laid out, somebody intelligent comes up with this format and he teaches others. There are different Formats, Romance, Alibaba, Credit Card Loading, tax return, car wrap, Come-and-carry, etc. you dont have to be smart to follow any of these formats. Hushpuppy is a proof of how unintelligent even successful Yahoo boys are. he was using his direct (personal) line and personal email address to communicate with his clients and associates with lots of incriminating materials in his personal email and personal phone line. without these, the FBI would not be able to prove he was a fraudster.
so stop respecting these guys, they are not intelligent.

2. MYTH : They can hack
Truth : 99.9% of them dont know anything about hacking
To be considered an hacker, you must actually know how front and backend program interfaces work, then be able to exploit weaknesses, bugs or loopholes in how the program is scripted. This means you must be able to understand programming languages, able to access source codes, able to build tools "executable files" that would compromise target scripts. Trust me all these boys shouting "hacking" up and down your street cannot even write a "Hello World" script in any program. in fact most of them dont even know what i mean by "hello world" because they know NOTHING about how computers or computer programs work, talkless of being able to hack.
most times you read news about some local boys hacking bank systems etc, it is all rubbish. for them to gain access to your credit card or bank information, they use basic tricks to actually steal the information from you through "social engineering" - calling you and asking you questions pretending to be from the bank or just getting basic information about you such as your Date of birth, place of birth, your schooling information and they can use these to "recover" your accounts. Dont be afraid, they cannot hack anything, they are posers and only rely on your carelessness to steal your account information.

NOTE: there are hackers, but these guys are very rare. they are 1 in 10,000 fraudsters you will meet.

3. MYTH : They are successful because of JUJU "Yahoo Plus"
Truth : the Juju is psychological
Most Nigerians already believe that boys claiming to be into yahoo are actually into JUJU. this is a big lie they want you to believe. There is no Yahoo boy that gets a kobo without "working" for it. Yahoo Plus or Not all boys have to hustle to make the money. they have to lie, they have to bomb, they have to follow up. Juju only gives them moral. It is true that most successful ones are into juju, but not because the juju makes them successful, it is because it takes a desperate and highly motivated person to go into juju. They are into Juju (yahoo plus) because they are desperate, highly motivated and focused on their Yahoo career, because of these they are more successful than the other boys that are just freelancing and not so desperate, hence people are mislead to think they are successful because of the JUJU.
Secondly, JUJU is a fraternity thing for Yahoo Boys. if you are in a fraternity, you are more likely to pull big scams because you know your guys would not betray you because they fear the JUJU bond between them. if you have a picker for example that is not in your fraternity, it is likely he would run away with your money, hence the juju part comes to play for the big time scammers.

here is an article by the Guardian Newspaper titled[b] Ritual does not give us money, Yahoo Plus boys confess[/b] https://guardian.ng/features/ritual-does-not-give-us-money-yahoo-plus-boys-confess/


4. MYTH : Only greedy people fall for their scams
TRUTH : Majority fall because they are trusting and not because they are greedy
while it is true that greed can make people fall for cheap scams, truth me; majority of victims were not victims because of greed, but because of trust. when you are a trustworthy person, you tend to trust other people easily and this makes you vulnerable to exploitation and that is what these boys do. they exploit people who trust them. Stop mocking people who are victims of scams, because most times it shows they are good people who trust easily.

5. MYTH : Only gullible people fall for their scams
TRUTH : Everyone is gullible, experience is what most victims lack.
i mean it, EVERY DAMN PERSON ON EARTH CAN BE SCAMMED. i have an uncle who is a lawyer, he would boast that no body can every scam him, yet he is one of the most scammed person i have ever met in my life. this man gets scammed by everyone around him. he was scammed so much that his mechanic made him spend over N1.3 million to repair a fault that would have cost him only N120k to fix. His electrician collected over N200k to just fix his meter (nothing was wrong with the meter). There is no human that has ever lived that cannot be scammed, that you know how some scammers work, does not mean you know everything, you only know what your experience or experience of other people teaches you, when something new comes up, that fits your fancy or need, you will fall for the scam

Everything you wrote is absolutely correct. Just last night i had to correct someone's impression that all yahoo boys are talented computer science gurus.

Most only know how to use a phone and email, while a very few know how to design a website, which everyone and their dog can do these days, with services like Squarespace making it even easier.

They're nothing but lazy scammers with a phone and email.

SouthCaroliina:
I was loving your write up till you said Juju doesn't work. My brother u no know wetin u they talk. Infact you're more unintelligent than the yahoo boys. Juju works like mad. Irumole is extremely real. Fetish Soap, rings and other things work like mad. Don't be stupiiid

Bullcrap.

Anyone who believes in juju or such nonsense is not only unintelligent, but dangerously ignorant.

WaffenSS:
Bullcrap.

Anyone who believes in juju or such nonsense is not only unintelligent, but dangerously ignorant.

lmao. This forum is full of Diplomatic Fo.ols

jodpo :Dundz:
Omo juju they work for them Wella, there is one Yahoo boy that stay on my street here in ibadan, he showed use a video of his client crying and begging him that when ever he refuse to send the Yahoo boy money, an invisible being will start flogging him until he sends the money, like there juju dey work Wella different story that I have heard

Na wa ooo

All these white niggars should wise up na, they should stop doing internet love

Cashsteady:
see this one sha him talk say juju no dey work lol...e be like say na all those 5k soap you dey bath...if you put confirm soap for your head you sef go no say you put something for head..


I no one guy if they say someone is dull its this guy he is more than dull sef but upon all the dullness him dey use 12pro max plus him get car oo funny enough the client wey dey this guy phone no pass 3 and you dey tell me say juju no dey work..

no mind the idiot. Them no know anything for the street.. all those Ajebo children wey them cage since birth wan come they show boys how the street be. Juju they work like mad. Even these modern juju pastors and celestial church self boys they use them steady. One big fo.ol o come sit-down they tell me say juju no they work. Useless forum

SouthCaroliina:
lmao. This forum is full of Diplomatic Fo.ols

Such as your humble self.

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Intelligence doesn't define Yahoo boy........Cunning does it better.

Just few are intelligent among them and those few use the loud mouthed ones as cover. But you see those few intelligent ones?? Let me not talk sha.


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SouthCaroliina:
no mind the idiot. Them no know anything for the street.. all those Ajebo children wey them cage since birth wan come they show boys how the street be. Juju they work like mad. Even these modern juju pastors and celestial church self boys they use them steady. One big fo.ol o come sit-down they tell me say juju no they work. Useless forum

You sound like an utterly helpless idiot with a phobia for your social and intellectual betters.

It's no one's fault you're from an undistinguished stock steeped in penury. Of course, that state of affairs explains the arrogance of your ignorance because donkeys can be obstinate.

Believe in your nonsensical juju all you wish, but don't hate people simply because they've more advantages than you could ever have.

Laziness, hatred, and ignorance is a potently dangerous combination, sadly you're acutely afflicted by all three.

Must suck to be you.

OP, I swear you talk true, most yahoo boys are super, I mean super dumb. Na so dem just dey shout format! format!, for my mind I think say na one brain draining moves, not until one share him stupid dating format with me and I was like I can even come up with something far better.

As far as you be computer savvy and intelligent person, you can create you own format and cash out pass street boys. To chat with oyinbo sef na format for these guys (just imagine). Na so another one dey shout say him be hacker and according to my findings na just simple programming codes him dey use brag.

No be say I dey brag but if I want to become yahoo boy, I don't think I'll need to be telling somebody "boss I dey loyal" to do so, but I'll rather stick to freelance for now.

The number 1 on this list is the truest of all. THEY ARE NOT SMART AT ALL. If they were smart they would not be showing off after a hit, and they would establish businesses to use as "cover" to launder their money.

germaphobe:
you're right, especially with the "not too smart or smart at all" line. I know a lot of my street niggas who are into fraud and trust me when I tell you most of this guys are daft. some can't even write clear English not to talk of holding up a good convo without their so called format. but what do I know kwanu, dem get money pass me.

The idiots also call attention to themselves by their appearance and lousy ways (loud music, big parties, living large without any apparent source of income). These make them easy targets for the equally daft (in)security units in Nigeria.

WaffenSS:
You sound like an utterly helpless idiot with a phobia for your social and intellectual betters.

It's no one's fault you're from an undistinguished stock steeped in penury. Of course, that state of affairs explains the arrogance of your ignorance because donkeys can be obstinate.

Believe in your nonsensical juju all you wish, but don't hate people simply because they've more advantages than you could ever have.

Laziness, hatred, and ignorance is a potently dangerous combination, sadly you're acutely afflicted by all three.

Must suck to be you.

you be mumu. Those guys efcc arrest with charms they don't work abi? Go to gossip Mill now and see the latest post. Sense no they your head. I pray you don't find out the hard way. The blow stupid grammar

SouthCaroliina:
you be mumu. Those guys efcc arrest with charms they don't work abi? Go to gossip Mill now and see the latest post. Sense no they your head. I pray you don't find out the hard way. The blow stupid grammar

So arresting someone with some make-believe knickknacks automatically means they're potent.

If they work, how come they're arrested?

You're dumber than a pile of moss-covered rocks.

WaffenSS:
So arresting someone with some make-believe knickknacks automatically means they're potent.

If they work, how come they're arrested?

You're dumber than a pile of moss-covered rocks.

you be goat. So the charm was designed for them not to be arrested abi? The purpose of the charm was for them to finesse white people not evade arrests. Get sense.

SouthCaroliina:
you be goat. So the charm was designed for them not to be arrested abi? The purpose of the charm was for them to finesse white people not evade arrests. Get sense.

And knowing fully well what they're doing is criminal is not enough reason to be sure and get protection from arrest.

You're a donkey talking like a pig.