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Deadly They Are!!!...but Would Your Typical Nigerian Appetite Agree To That?!! by Donofnaija(op): 8:21pm On Nov 03, 2021
......You rush into the room to get your bowl of water to wash your hand!!!.....
....The sweet hot_ginger aroma emanating from one of the twin plate sitted on the waiting table isn't doing your appetite mercy.....!!!
....You salivate,while fixing your gaze on the well_nurtured eba/fufu balanced on same table next to the gbegiri soup.....
....

You can't wait.


....At least your appetite can't....your appetite doesn't not care about the much irrelevant carbs....neither does the carb care about your WEIGHT GAIN nor your INCREASED SUGAR LEVEL nor your INCREASED WAIST LINE nor the DIABETE nor THE HEART DISEASES.........

BUt ShA....cHop life and remember some of these nigerian common foods that are chopping your life.......

Re: Deadly They Are!!!...but Would Your Typical Nigerian Appetite Agree To That?!! by Donofnaija(op): 8:35pm On Nov 03, 2021
___[b][/b]OGOGORO

....MOST Nigerians don't know what it is made of....and don't care.
I won't act all_saintly like I had never been in a corner shop for a quick shot...........but deep down I knew I was doing my liver no good.........


The last time I checked up the price for a liver transplant,I knew I had to drop that little cup.........I rather save up for a new Benz.

Las las,I believe we can survive this our cOrN_tRee without it.....

Re: Deadly They Are!!!...but Would Your Typical Nigerian Appetite Agree To That?!! by Donofnaija(op):
_[b][/b]FRIED PLANTAIN/dodo
.......
Even fried plantain itself would be shocked it made this list.

But the high cholesterol in it is not.Neither is your heart nor other vital organs that care about too much cholesterol....


......they are all not surprised!!!

Re: Deadly They Are!!!...but Would Your Typical Nigerian Appetite Agree To That?!! by obi4eze(m): 11:56pm On Nov 03, 2021
Donofnaija:
_[b][/b]FRIED PLANTAIN/dodo
.......
Even fried plantain itself would be shocked it made this list.

But the high cholesterol in it is not neither is your heart nor other vital organs that care about too much cholesterol....


......they are all not surprised!!!
Oga check the oil you use to fry the plantain because plantain on its own has zero or no cholesterol.
Re: Deadly They Are!!!...but Would Your Typical Nigerian Appetite Agree To That?!! by Donofnaija(op): 12:50pm On Nov 05, 2021
obi4eze:
Oga check the oil you use to fry the plantain because plantain on its own has zero or no cholesterol.
Take note of the word "FRIED" in my mentions.
Anything fried has to do with oil..........


And of course,I am talking about having it in it's excess.

Not like "fried plantain" is bad altogether.



Gracias!
Re: Deadly They Are!!!...but Would Your Typical Nigerian Appetite Agree To That?!! by obi4eze(m): 2:01pm On Nov 05, 2021
Donofnaija:
Take note of the word "FRIED" in my mentions.
Anything fried has to do with oil..........


And of course,I am talking about having it in it's excess.

Not like "fried plantain" is bad altogether.



Gracias!
Hope you know that there are oils that are low in cholesterol (some even 0%) that can be used in frying?
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