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mtisQ:
Go play with the Boer just30..aint interested

I don't play

mtisQ:
When will lads on ths forum start discussing important stuff for real..its like everyday be like my stuff is better than yours..for real Africa cant be that desperate you negroes need to focus on development not weirdoness

To kenyans.

They keep comparing one part of Nairobi to all countries.. They cant live a day without comparing their short d^icks with others.

mtisQ:
Am tired bro...just be happy with what ya got an me i chill with Nai bae..its good for everyone bro

Good you know this.

It's out of insecurities you kenyans try comparing your backwardness to decent countries.

vankelvin:
Good you know this.

It's out of insecurities you kenyans try comparing your backwardness to decent countries.

They've not learnt that yet

Mkenya2019:
Nigeria claims to grow so much rice (in their books) - but this small kenya rice town that grows just over 100K tonnes of rice - has something to show for it

Mwea irrigation scheme is about 30,000 acres - mostly for rice farming.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaFMU8xJvNg

In a HALF decade all the places on the whole Mt Kenya highway like Mwea will become unrecognizable. It'll be a giant development corridor: real estate, construction and urbanisation like Thika superhighway and Kitengela.
Was telling a pal this weekend if you HONESTLY CAN'T leverage smth small from this you're either:
- cursed
- utterly unlucky like the dude who CAN'T get kitkat even in a hohouse
- EXTREMELY lazy; the MOFO who lives to eat, sleep and ISHYT!?

Yes I think 3 areas are about to erupt.
1) Rirorni- Limuru - Westland - Ruaka-Gitaru - the expressway, the james gichuru-rironi road - and the western by-pass. Put your money in the upper kiambu...though land is already very expensive there.

2) Thika-Kenol-Makuyu-Makutano - and maybe even all the way to Sagana and Karatina - will see huge growth in the 10kms corridor to new expressway.

3) Hidden gem - I was there on saturday despite having to fly the same day - Suswa Ngong. Please run there if you can now. Maasai are selling an acre for less than a million few meters from tarmac - from tarmac - you get for 2million.

This one is the best - huge land - very cheap - foolish Maasai


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZgmHHabyzc

kikuyu1:
In a HALF decade all the places on the whole Mt Kenya highway like Mwea will become unrecognizable. It'll be a giant development corridor: real estate, construction and urbanisation like Thika superhighway and Kitengela.
Was telling a pal this weekend if you HONESTLY CAN'T leverage smth small from this you're either:
- cursed
- utterly unlucky like the dude who CAN'T get kitkat even in a hohouse
- EXTREMELY lazy; the MOFO who lives to eat, sleep and ISHYT!?

Mkenya2019:
West Africa renting mess. Ghana - you pay 1,000 - 2,000 dollars fee or 6 months - 2yr deposit. They borrow loan to be able to rent?

And some mad man here will claim Accra has 2 million houses ready for rent -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-KJAgXftCg

4.32." I CAN'T live in a green sitting room, sleep in a pink bedroom and wash dishes in a blue kitchen." (!?)
FK me sideways! But we mentioned the Waffa love of bright colours more than once...

Edit: "tiles on top of tiles!"

Shma:
Urban planning does not work this way, zombie.

And kilimani, Two rivers, wetlands, upper hill, south C, Nairobi downtown CBDs are not in the same grid.

The same goes for high-end residential areas: Karen, Lavington, gigiri, Rosalyn, kileleshwa, kitisuru, Runda, etc....

Middle-income areas like lang'ata, nyayo, Buru Buruu, etc.

Low-income areas like part of Eastlands, kibera, mkuru , Mathare are not in the same locality.

Learn and you'll not embarrass yourself with stupidity.

Lol seriously you really don't even know what urban planning is. You are just deviating from the main talk, to you and all Kenyans urban development is all about tall building.

The FUUU fan is what has made these Ghanians crazy. You can imagine sweating like pigs with a fan making noise and then dumsor.

kikuyu1:
4.32." I CAN'T live in a green sitting room, sleep in a pink bedroom and wash dishes in a blue kitchen." (!?)
FK me sideways! But we mentioned the Waffa love of bright colours more than once...

Edit: "tiles on top of tiles!"

mtisQ:
You know just30 you aint smart at all.Do you that Ghana is number one in the world (sub-saharan ) with unimproved toilet facilities

Sanitation Situation

Gallup Polls reveal that substantial numbers of households throughout the region rely on unimproved toilet facilities that are potentially hazardous to health and the environment. At least half of Malians (50%), Togolese (57%), Burkinabes (57%), Beninese (57%), Chadians (58%), Ethiopians (68%), and Ghanaians (69%) report unimproved sanitation facilities as the main facilities in their households.

lets analyze ths bro .Why is Ghana on the top of the list

You've taught that loudmouth a critical lifelesson!

Shma:
West africa is the giant of open defecation. Ghana reigning supreme.
https://www.indexmundi.com/facts/indicators/SH.STA.ODFC.ZS/rankings

AFTER all this time this Genius STILL doesn't see it.

Jamestown123:
Lol seriously you really don't even know what urban planning is. You are just deviating from the main talk, to you and all Kenyans urban development is all about tall building.

Enlighten yourself with basic urban planning concepts.

https://simplicable.com/new/urban-planning

mtisQ:
Seriously Boer ..

1 farm...... And the rest?

Just30:

Kenyans do

Kenyans do what?

jl115:
Kenyans do what?

refer to APC as Tank

Just30:
You see area in my submission and you are asking this question?

My bad! ommitting the square there was surely an oversight .

popizaino:
My bad! ommitting the square there was surely an oversight .

omitting what square?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pgh1gNqxgtY



Found this somewhere

Abuja vs Lagos.which is the best. E joy the conversation.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGvPejm04SU

vankelvin:
To kenyans.

They keep comparing one part of Nairobi to all countries.. They cant live a day without comparing their short d^icks with others.

Kenyans are not interested in comparing themselves to little countries with short buildings. The idea was to post your developments and keep it moving. Don't let Nairobi be your Archilles heel, invest in skyscrapers and you won't feel the need to mention dicks again.

Just30:

Kenyans do

Stop obsessing about Kenyans.

Mkenya2019:
Nigeria claims to grow so much rice (in their books) - but this small kenya rice town that grows just over 100K tonnes of rice - has something to show for it

Mwea irrigation scheme is about 30,000 acres - mostly for rice farming.

https://www.youtube.co
m/watch?v=jaFMU8xJvNg

I can't EVEN rmbr the last time I was beyond Sagana, maybe 2012 or 13. This Digital Centre is a major investment, min 5 mn $ . It's NOT like the Lari Stop Over, which is BASICALLY a highway rest stop.
It shows Waffas several things:
- the importance of leveraging assets however small at the initial stage
-how urbanisation follows business. Imagine when the Thiba dam is complete!

Project Manager, John Karanja, said the Dam at completion would hold 15 million cubic meters of water, which will be supplied to the farmers within Mutithi section where the existing scheme is being expanded by 10,000 acres.

Currently, the Mwea Irrigation Scheme has 25,000 acres under rice cultivation but upon expansion will add up to 35,000 acres, which will translate to double production of paddy rice.

“As from next year upon being handed over, rice production in Mwea will double from the current 120,000 metric tons to about 250,000 metric tons due to the double cropping,” Karanja told the Committee.

Mwea Irrigation Scheme Manager, Innocent Ariemba, who was also present said the income from the crop which stands at Sh 9 billion will also shoot up to threefold to about Sh 20 billion per year and improve the wellbeing of the farmers.

[url][https://www.kenyanews.go.ke/thiba-dam-to-be-operational-by-december-2021/url]

- the meaning of value addition and the value chain
which in this case benefits the rice farmers, dairy farmers who buy the stalks, transporters and dairy processors who increase their yield!

By 2030 I see a Harvard study group arriving for a 6 month field study to write a paper entitled, " Digital City, a case study of rural industry and organic urbanisation. "
Waffas will STILL be wanking over Eco Atlantic's 6 empty 20 floor skyscrapers selling 5 $ sodas!

Mkenya2019:
Yes I think 3 areas are about to erupt.
1) Rirorni- Limuru - Westland - Ruaka-Gitaru - the expressway, the james gichuru-rironi road - and the western by-pass. Put your money in the upper kiambu...though land is already very expensive there.

2) Thika-Kenol-Makuyu-Makutano - and maybe even all the way to Sagana and Karatina - will see huge growth in the 10kms corridor to new expressway.

3) Hidden gem - I was there on saturday despite having to fly the same day - Suswa Ngong. Please run there if you can now. Maasai are selling an acre for less than a million few meters from tarmac - from tarmac - you get for 2million.

This one is the best - huge land - very cheap - foolish Maasai


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZgmHHabyzc

Thank you for this, mzee! DON'T forget bamboo farming I mentioned earlier. NOTHING compares in returns, NOTHING! PROBLEM is I'm NOT getting proper info- those who SHOULD know tell me contradictory info eg, Giant bamboo needs only tea zones while last week I heard of a guy with 10 ac on Koru!? Or you must fertilise when a buyer last week informed me you shouldn't as that weakens the walls.
Bamboo can give the best passive income of 10k $ per ac yearly for 50 years if you sell poles. If you process into furniture or flooring that rises 6 to 8 fold.

Ok

Ok

Why will anyone obsess over Kenyans ? Is there anything positive about you guys?

gallivant:
Stop obsessing about Kenyans.

gallivant:
Kenyans are not interested in comparing themselves to little countries with short buildings. The idea was to post your developments and keep it moving. Don't let Nairobi be your Archilles heel, invest in skyscrapers and you won't feel the need to mention dicks again.

As if having short buildings is an insult.. Such an unenlightened m^oro^n

vankelvin:
As if having short buildings is an insult.. Such an unenlightened m^oro^n

I am sensing a huge Napoleon complex!

gallivant:
Kenyans are not interested in comparing themselves to little countries with short buildings. The idea was to post your developments and keep it moving. Don't let Nairobi be your Archilles heel, invest in skyscrapers and you won't feel the need to mention dicks again.

Mention dickssss?? You are sounding a lot weirder than usual this days Chennai...

gallivant:
I am sensing a huge Napoleon complex!

Did you sense it from Gandhi’s temple

gallivant:
I am sensing a huge Napoleon complex!

Stop trying to project your insecurities on to them.

vankelvin:
As if having short buildings is an insult.. Such an unenlightened m^oro^n

Can you imagine being such a simpleton of a smoothbrain that you actual believe building height is a measurement for development and wealth? No wonder Kenyans are such painfully naive fools.

I have land huko mau forest with bamboo growing naturally...explain to me how I can make money. Some guys actually cut them for free in farms and take them. The entire mau forest of Kiptangich - to olengeuoren is natural bamboo forest.

kikuyu1:
Thank you for this, mzee! DON'T forget bamboo farming I mentioned earlier. NOTHING compares in returns, NOTHING! PROBLEM is I'm NOT getting proper info- those who SHOULD know tell me contradictory info eg, Giant bamboo needs only tea zones while last week I heard of a guy with 10 ac on Koru!? Or you must fertilise when a buyer last week informed me you shouldn't as that weakens the walls.
Bamboo can give the best passive income of 10k $ per ac yearly for 50 years if you sell poles. If you process into furniture or flooring that rises 6 to 8 fold.