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Re: Is The Bible A Book Of Fact Or Fiction? by MaxInDHouse(m): 12:02pm On Nov 25, 2021
Workch:
I know peace because I don’t have to worry that a fictional character is watching whatever I do. grin
You know PEACE because you don't have to worry that an invisible being is watching over you, so you need security guards with dogs, hall walls with iron burglaries and you have to suspect everyone around you (including your own relatives and security guards whom you're paying) because you only want to believe in what you can SEE yet you're scared of those you're seeing.
Certainly you have the type of PEACE you deserve! cheesy
Re: Is The Bible A Book Of Fact Or Fiction? by Workch: 12:03pm On Nov 25, 2021
MaxInDHouse:
You know PEACE because you don't have to worry that an invisible being is watching over you, so you need security guards with dogs, hall walls with iron burglaries and you have to suspect everyone around you (including your own relatives and security guards whom you're paying) because you only want to believe in what you can SEE yet you're scared of those you're seeing.
Certainly you have the type of PEACE you deserve! cheesy
Peace is when you can have sex whenever you like without being scared or committing the sin of fornicating because one silly book says so grin

Peace is when you can drink alcohol with Roy obeying a silly book
Re: Is The Bible A Book Of Fact Or Fiction? by LordReed(m): 12:44pm On Nov 25, 2021
MaxInDHouse:
You know PEACE because you don't have to worry that an invisible being is watching over you, so you need security guards with dogs, hall walls with iron burglaries and you have to suspect everyone around you (including your own relatives and security guards whom you're paying) because you only want to believe in what you can SEE yet you're scared of those you're seeing.
Certainly you have the type of PEACE you deserve! cheesy
Like you don't lock your doors when you leave your house. Don't be fooling yourself like this.
Re: Is The Bible A Book Of Fact Or Fiction? by MaxInDHouse(m): 12:49pm On Nov 25, 2021
Workch:
Peace is when you can have sex whenever you like without being scared or committing the sin of fornicating because one silly book says so grin
Peace is when you can drink alcohol with Roy obeying a silly book
The foolish says in his heart "there is no God" cheesy

And who told you i can have sex (different styles) and drink whiskey, champagne, baron, red wine when i feel like? cheesy

You know nothing so you're confused due to the misinformation you got about God!

For your information i'm now 52 and my wife 41, both of us still play like lovebirds and enjoy different sex styles as we love to.
When God created Adam and Eve, the book says he always give them signs when approaching their domain because they may be having sex anytime they feel like as man and wife.
So you were thoroughly misinformed about God! cheesy
Re: Is The Bible A Book Of Fact Or Fiction? by Workch: 12:55pm On Nov 25, 2021
sunjai:
the only thing I feel for you is pity.
Feel Pity for yourself because you have been indoctrinated from childhood to believe series of fictions as being fact
Re: Is The Bible A Book Of Fact Or Fiction? by Workch: 12:56pm On Nov 25, 2021
MaxInDHouse:
The foolish says in his heart "there is no God" cheesy

And who told you i can have sex (different styles) and drink whiskey, champagne, baron, red wine when i feel like? cheesy

You know nothing so you're confused due to the misinformation you got about God!

For your information i'm now 52 and my wife 41, both of us still play like lovebirds and enjoy different sex styles as we love to.
When God created Adam and Eve, the book says he always give them signs when approaching their domain because they may be having sex anytime they feel like as man and wife.
So you were thoroughly misinformed about God! cheesy
The foolish says in his heart that there’s no Flying Spaghetti Monstercheesy
Re: Is The Bible A Book Of Fact Or Fiction? by MaxInDHouse(m): 12:58pm On Nov 25, 2021
Workch:
The foolish says in his heart that there’s no Flying Spaghetti Monstercheesy
So keep your faith in your God while i keep mine in my God! cheesy
Re: Is The Bible A Book Of Fact Or Fiction? by Workch: 1:06pm On Nov 25, 2021
MaxInDHouse:
So keep your faith in your God while i keep mine in my God! cheesy
The world will be a better place if Christianity has been doing this grin
But you dudes will knock on our doors to preach your falsehood
Re: Is The Bible A Book Of Fact Or Fiction? by MaxInDHouse(m): 1:47pm On Nov 25, 2021
Workch:
The world will be a better place if Christianity has been doing this grin
But you dudes will knock on our doors to preach your falsehood
You missed the import of Christianity!

Can't you see that you try to tell me what you're gaining from your so called freedom only to end up adding to what i already have but you can never have what i have:

A global family of peace loving worshipers who will welcome me anywhere i go throughout the entire inherited earth as my family in the faith. So we are looking for people who wish to have what we have, that's why we are coming to knock on your door but once you declare to us that you don't want what we have then we'll leave you and off we go to the next door, you can only speak for yourself not for everyone! wink
Re: Is The Bible A Book Of Fact Or Fiction? by Workch: 1:54pm On Nov 25, 2021
MaxInDHouse:
You missed the import of Christianity!

Can't you see that you try to tell me what you're gaining from your so called freedom only to end up adding to what i already have but you can never have what i have:

A global family of peace loving worshipers who will welcome me anywhere i go throughout the entire inherited earth as my family in the faith. So we are looking for people who wish to have what we have, that's why we are coming to knock on your door but once you declare to us that you don't want what we have then we'll leave you and off we go to the next door, you can only speak for yourself not for everyone! wink
Oga, Flying Spaghetti Monster is the true god.

Know this and know peace cheesy
Re: Is The Bible A Book Of Fact Or Fiction? by sunjai(op): 1:57pm On Nov 25, 2021
Workch:
Feel Pity for yourself because you have been indoctrinated from childhood to believe series of fictions as being fact
ok
Re: Is The Bible A Book Of Fact Or Fiction? by MaxInDHouse(m): 2:03pm On Nov 25, 2021
Workch:
Oga, Flying Spaghetti Monster is the true god.

Know this and know peace cheesy
By the end of the day you end up knowing that you don't have anything extra apart from what everyone has, but a true believer has what you can never ever have:

Then Peter said in reply: “Look! We have left all things and followed you; what, then, will there be for us?”........ everyone who has left houses or brothers or sisters or father or mother or children or lands for the sake of my name will receive a hundred times as much and will inherit everlasting life! Matthew 19:27 & 29

Jesus promised that i will have brothers, sisters, mothers, fathers and children all over the world and it happened just as Jesus promised. So that's why i believe that Jesus has what it takes to lead me to everlasting life!

What has your spaghetti sauce given you that you feel other humans don't have? cheesy
Re: Is The Bible A Book Of Fact Or Fiction? by Workch: 2:21pm On Nov 25, 2021
MaxInDHouse:
By the end of the day you end up knowing that you don't have anything extra apart from what everyone has, but a true believer has what you can never ever have:

Then Peter said in reply: “Look! We have left all things and followed you; what, then, will there be for us?”........ everyone who has left houses or brothers or sisters or father or mother or children or lands for the sake of my name will receive a hundred times as much and will inherit everlasting life! Matthew 19:27 & 29

Jesus promised that i will have brothers, sisters, mothers, fathers and children all over the world and it happened just as Jesus promised. So that's why i believe that Jesus has what it takes to lead me to everlasting life!

What has your spaghetti sauce given you that you feel other humans don't have? cheesy
More Gibberish from the Bible.

Acknowledge the Flying Spaghetti Monster now and be saved
Re: Is The Bible A Book Of Fact Or Fiction? by MaxInDHouse(m): 3:10pm On Nov 25, 2021
Workch:
More Gibberish from the Bible.
Acknowledge the Flying Spaghetti Monster now and be saved
Go and hide your face in shame, this is not one of your usual fruitless arguments with some misinformed Churchgoers! cheesy cheesy
Re: Is The Bible A Book Of Fact Or Fiction? by Workch: 3:28pm On Nov 25, 2021
MaxInDHouse:
Go and hide your face in shame, this is not one of your usual fruitless arguments with some misinformed Churchgoers! cheesy cheesy
The lord Flying Spaghetti Monster loves you.
Repent from your sinful ways cheesy
Re: Is The Bible A Book Of Fact Or Fiction? by MaxInDHouse(m): 4:24pm On Nov 25, 2021
Workch:
The lord Flying Spaghetti Monster loves you.
Repent from your sinful ways cheesy
Empty atheist! cheesy
Re: Is The Bible A Book Of Fact Or Fiction? by Workch: 4:26pm On Nov 25, 2021
MaxInDHouse:
Empty atheist! cheesy
Why are you bitter?
Re: Is The Bible A Book Of Fact Or Fiction? by MaxInDHouse(m): 4:33pm On Nov 25, 2021
Workch:
Why are you bitter?
Well packaged with information about current world events, past events and future events. I have brothers, sisters, mothers, fathers, and children throughout the world who will gladly embrace me with love simply knowing that i'm one of Jehovah's Witnesses!
You have nothing! Even the whitemen you're following in this line of thought don't give a damn about you because according to their theory you evolved from the ape family, who born monkey?
Charles Darwin is no more now i for tell you say go greet am for house say you be one of him pikin for atheism, nah den you go know sey you're totally empty! cheesy

Re: Is The Bible A Book Of Fact Or Fiction? by Workch: 4:49pm On Nov 25, 2021
MaxInDHouse:
Well packaged with information about current world events, past events and future events. I have brothers, sisters, mothers, fathers, and children throughout the world who will gladly embrace me with love simply knowing that i'm one of Jehovah's Witnesses!
You have nothing! Even the whitemen you're following in this line of thought don't give a damn about you because according to their theory you evolved from the ape family, who born monkey?
Charles Darwin is no more now i for tell you say go greet am for house say you be one of him pikin for atheism, nah den you go know sey you're totally empty! cheesy
Bible is still fiction according to the topic
Re: Is The Bible A Book Of Fact Or Fiction? by MaxInDHouse(m):
Workch:
Bible is still fiction according to the topic
You deserve to be consoled!
Ara ìjà l'eyín wà! cheesy
Re: Is The Bible A Book Of Fact Or Fiction? by MaxInDHouse(m): 6:01pm On Nov 25, 2021
LordReed:
Like you don't lock your doors when you leave your house. Don't be fooling yourself like this.
I didn't see this earlier!
You're welcome Mr ATHEISM!

Locking my doors is because of unbelievers like you who feels there's nothing about life than to acquire everything. If i travel to any part of the world today i'll sleep in my brothers homes and we will not be suspicious of one another! Can you travel to any country and do the same in the home of your fellow atheist?
Even by the road side he will not greet you talkless taking your life serious because to him you're just another ape that can hurt him when you want something desperately! cheesy
Re: Is The Bible A Book Of Fact Or Fiction? by Jman24(m): 6:08pm On Nov 25, 2021
MaxInDHouse:
I didn't see this earlier!
You're welcome Mr ATHEISM!

Locking my doors is because of unbelievers like you who feels there's nothing about life than to acquire everything. If i travel to any part of the world today i'll sleep in my brothers homes and we will not be suspicious of one another! Can you travel to any country and do the same in the home of your fellow atheist?
Even by the road side he will not greet you talkless taking your life serious because to him you're just another ape that can hurt him when you want something desperately! cheesy
Hahahaha. Max, I have been observing this thread silently.
Whenever you are found out, you normally gasp for breath.. after a long wait, this was what you came up with?
Re: Is The Bible A Book Of Fact Or Fiction? by MaxInDHouse(m): 6:39pm On Nov 25, 2021
Jman24:
Hahahaha. Max, I have been observing this thread silently.
Whenever you are found out, you normally gasp for breath.. after a long wait, this was what you came up with?
LordReed always avoid me so he's the least person i expected to quote me.
It's while going through the comments of the OP that i noticed LordReed quoted me.
Of course i've got readymade answers for any unbeliever, it's only JWs that always beat my intellect! smiley
Re: Is The Bible A Book Of Fact Or Fiction? by Workch: 6:41pm On Nov 25, 2021
MaxInDHouse:
You deserve to be consoled!
Ara ìjà l'eyín wà! cheesy
Above all, your fictional book remains a storybook
Re: Is The Bible A Book Of Fact Or Fiction? by MaxInDHouse(m): 6:44pm On Nov 25, 2021
Workch:
Above all, your fictional book remains a storybook
To you who can't get it's BENEFITS but to me it's a book from my God who wants us to benefit ourselves! Isaiah 48:17-18 wink
Re: Is The Bible A Book Of Fact Or Fiction? by Workch: 6:47pm On Nov 25, 2021
MaxInDHouse:
To you who can't get it's BENEFITS but to me it's a book from my God who wants us to benefit ourselves! Isaiah 48:17-18 wink
Its relevant only to brainwashed Christians, it doesn’t have any value in the real world.

Deal with the truth, the Bible is not realer than Spider-Man comic
Re: Is The Bible A Book Of Fact Or Fiction? by LordReed(m): 6:47pm On Nov 25, 2021
MaxInDHouse:
I didn't see this earlier!
You're welcome Mr ATHEISM!

Locking my doors is because of unbelievers like you who feels there's nothing about life than to acquire everything. If i travel to any part of the world today i'll sleep in my brothers homes and we will not be suspicious of one another! Can you travel to any country and do the same in the home of your fellow atheist?
Even by the road side he will not greet you talkless taking your life serious because to him you're just another ape that can hurt him when you want something desperately! cheesy
Also trying to prove special till we show you you are not.

Most of the people who steal shout out loud how much they believe in your god so its not unbelievers you are locking your door for but believers. LMFAO!

If an atheist invites me to his house and I have had a rapport with him why not? I dunno why you think this is something special. Are you living in a cave?
Re: Is The Bible A Book Of Fact Or Fiction? by MaxInDHouse(m): 7:30pm On Nov 25, 2021
Workch:
Its relevant only to brainwashed Christians, it doesn’t have any value in the real world.

Deal with the truth, the Bible is not realer than Spider-Man comic
Deal with the truth, we are enjoying the benefits of the Bible while you have nothing other than what everyone else have! wink
Re: Is The Bible A Book Of Fact Or Fiction? by MaxInDHouse(m): 7:37pm On Nov 25, 2021
LordReed:
Also trying to prove special till we show you you are not.
Most of the people who steal shout out loud how much they believe in your god so its not unbelievers you are locking your door for but believers. LMFAO!
This is the problem you have:
When i say "believers" i'm not talking about people like you who don't know what real faith is but following the crowd to church only to come out openly when all your expectations as what your pastors taught you never came through! I'm taking about JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES who are trained to discern between right and wrong! smiley
LordReed:
If an atheist invites me to his house and I have had a rapport with him why not? I dunno why you think this is something special. Are you living in a cave?
The point is the person inviting you already hope to get something back from you, but i'm talking about a JW who never knew me before in any part of this planet. So don't think i'm talking about your friends who have been sharing bread and butter with you in the past! cheesy
Re: Is The Bible A Book Of Fact Or Fiction? by Workch: 7:42pm On Nov 25, 2021
MaxInDHouse:
Deal with the truth, we are enjoying the benefits of the Bible while you have nothing other than what everyone else have! wink
my guy, why you dey vex because I no believe your fairytale? grin
Re: Is The Bible A Book Of Fact Or Fiction? by MaxInDHouse(m): 7:46pm On Nov 25, 2021
Workch:
my guy, why you dey vex because I no believe your fairytale? grin
Vex? cheesy
Who is running up and down after religionists?
I think it's time Ṣeun open a section for atheists, then watch if you'll see me there.
It's you who is having sleepless nights because people believe in God nah, who cares about you and what you believe? grin
Re: Is The Bible A Book Of Fact Or Fiction? by Workch: 7:47pm On Nov 25, 2021
MaxInDHouse:
Vex? cheesy
Who is running up and down after religionists?
I think it's time Ṣeun open a section for atheists, then watch if you'll see me there.
It's you who is having sleepless nights because people believe in God nah, who cares about you and what you believe? grin
aloow me run up and down in peace na?
Why are you triggered? grin
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