₦airaland Forum

BeeBeeOoh:
Leave don Baba Jay

He no know sey e get shit wey go make person dey sweat profusely even inside AC. That shit wey go make you squeeze your nyash to avoid stories that village people will not want to hear

Bro na Wetin catch me today as i de drive o, a.c de but I just de twist my waist as i de drive

sonofElElyon:
Defaecate standing up
How possible is that? Methinks not !

Depends on your diet

tamertery:
Bro na Wetin catch me today as i de drive o, a.c de but I just de twist my waist as i de drive

Who never experience am no go understand at all and coordination no go dey that time

Nigerians are so dramatic. Suddenly everyone is seeing snakes in their houses? Haba! People are sending old videos to bloggers and creating panic everywhere.

aribisala0:
Depends on your diet

Well... Perhaps

Alternative ko alternative ni, keep ur damn surroundings clean! Saturday environmental sanitation is not a mini lockdown designed to piss u off!!

You neva clean ur house, u dey rush go sweep church.

just pour small kerosene into the toilet bowl. no snake will ever enter therre

To even shit in naija is now a wahala

kb83:
We are getting paranoid, Understand the way snakes behave by studying their biology and your fear will vanish instantly.

Oya "understand" us oh...

It's funny

Before I opened this thread I know it must be an hungry house wife

This baba no go go marry Abi na there him juju Dey?

JoyReportsOnlin:
Music producer, Don Jazzy takes to social media to provide an alternative method of using the toilet following viral videos of snakes in toilet bowls.

Following the news of the NAF operative that died as a result of a snake that bit her while using the toilet, subsequent videos of snakes in toilet bowls have surfaced on social media thereby instilling fear in Nigerians.

In light of this, the music mogul who seems to be worried shared a video on his Instagram page where he demonstrated a new method of standing and looking into the toilet while obeying the call of nature.

Sharing the video, he wrote:



https://www.instagram.com/tv/CWrGc8HLN0N/?utm_medium=copy_link

Watch the video below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8ChDHc8Abg

Source: https://www.gistreel.com/don-jazzy-provides-alternative-method-of-using-the-toilet-following-current-snake-invasion-video/

this one bad pass ooo if the snake bit the Vagin***, sorry go be the case oooo

BeeBeeOoh:
Who never experience am no go understand at all and coordination no go dey that time

At all at all ooo

Omoooh as i find space comot am, i come light like feather

What is this one doing, is he showing us his toilet or what, weytin concern me shebi bush no dey my area again.

See why foreign women like Nigeriá Men



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQHuVHtNQF0

tamertery:
At all at all ooo

Omoooh as i find space comot am, i come light like feather

And your coordination bar come full??

Una wahala ni... Me by na pit hole I in use.

this is truth

JoyReportsOnlin:
Music producer, Don Jazzy takes to social media to provide an alternative method of using the toilet following viral videos of snakes in toilet bowls.

Following the news of the NAF operative that died as a result of a snake that bit her while using the toilet, subsequent videos of snakes in toilet bowls have surfaced on social media thereby instilling fear in Nigerians.

In light of this, the music mogul who seems to be worried shared a video on his Instagram page where he demonstrated a new method of standing and looking into the toilet while obeying the call of nature.

Sharing the video, he wrote:



https://www.instagram.com/tv/CWrGc8HLN0N/?utm_medium=copy_link

Watch the video below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8ChDHc8Abg

Source: https://www.gistreel.com/don-jazzy-provides-alternative-method-of-using-the-toilet-following-current-snake-invasion-video/

this guy na were

BeeBeeOoh:


And your coordination bar come full??

Omoooh over full sef, my American accent com normal again

Funny enough, that's the original way for using the toilet and not the popular method we have today

Na to buy pour remain now

tamertery:
Omoooh over full sef, my American accent com normal again

The thing really showed you shege

If I dey shit, I dey look continuously into the wc to avoid stories. By the time am through, I don already look like 30 time into the wc.

The other day while I was in the toilet, breeze blew the curtain and it touched my back, the way I FLEW away deserves to be recorded and used In producing the next version of Temple run

Hashimyussufamao:
The rate at which I'm engulfed in fears just to shit these days ehn... this things isn't funny. Allah's aid is continuously sought

Just pour lots of salt inside your wc add hipo to it and you are good to go

BABANGBALI:
This guy’s prick go dey small but very thick

hmm general overseer

U

Marshal9:
Try de live upstairs

This guy sef
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As we never get money for upstairs nko?

Jorge91:
Downstairs bungalows, ground floor, anyone close to the ground is a NO NO for me.

Be consoling yourself o, the lady that snake bit lived upstairs.

akpunda86:
My broda I dropped 4 liters of concentrated sulphuric acid was like a bomb coacraches millipede all dey 4 race.make sure u close all toilet waste all floor drains cos many will wanna come in.Use after a day.

And if u planning going home dis Xmas pls fumigate ur septic tanks ,mostly is the soakaway side they all reside Na cockroach dey live both septic and soak away.
.when doing septic have money do concrete type,

did you pour it into your water cistern? And how much for the chemical