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Christian Women should Not Do Different Styles Or Moan In Bed, It’s A Sin – Pastor Claims
A woman of God has cautioned Christians about the different styles they use in bed and why they should stop.
According to her, the only approved style of sex for Christians is for the man to be on top while the woman lies down without moving.
She explained that any other position apart from missionary is from the pit of hell.
She was heard saying in a video “These things we see dogs doing on the streets is not for humans to do. These are things the devil uses to deceive Christians. Styles used in P0rnography is not for Christians.. I repeat styles is not approved for saints of God just like family planning.” She was heard saying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH8jg0a9Bt0

Na this type go de do bicycle kick and frog style for bed but will be here deceiving herself

Let the Pastor Mrs come and spend a night with me so that I will hear her moan and see her Christian styles, then I will be able to teach my wife the Christian moans and styles.

God will be like who send you sometimes I try to read God's mind to actually know what He'll be making out of all these jokes, disputes and tales we claim to be doing or have been revealed to us. Very soon they'll tell us not to wear a certain cloth or eat a certain food or even dance in church. Heaven is the goal is no longer easy as purported

Thank God i'm not a Christian!

Plain rubbish.

Deborah98:
God will be like who send you sometimes I try to read God's mind to actually know what He'll be making out of all these jokes, disputes and tales we claim to be doing or have been revealed to us. Very soon they'll tell us not to wear a certain cloth or eat a certain food or even dance in church. Heaven is the goal is no longer easy as purported

OMG! I hope this means you are finally almost getting it.

You don't need to read God's mind or anything. You just need to learn what Jesus Christ commands of us. Every other thing people say or do in His name is sin against Him, and God ain't making jokes of our sins.

Idiots on the pulpit.

efighter:
Idiots on the pulpit.

Apt!
ROFLMAO