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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 4:41pm On Feb 03, 2022
swiz123:
Isn't it paradoxical that someone like Rodri has given such consistency?
Rodri is at least comfortable on the ball in any scenario unlike Jogginghoe who can't handle a press and can wilt when common Brighton is on his neck

And as my man Griffon explained, he is just part of a system. Their consistency does not decline when he is not in the team.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by donjazet(m): 4:48pm On Feb 03, 2022
Meanwhile tell him to mention an alternative and he presents someone 10 times worse. The tout.

Jorginho tops an all time record in interception stats, ibime gives a lame excuse to denigrate it.
He tops ball recoveries stats in 2 top competitions, he gives another lame excuse.
He tops distance covered in 2 separate competitions, he gives excuses.
He tops tackles made, he gives excuse.
He not only breaks but sets passing records in top two century old leagues, he gives excuses for it.

He generalizes all these as "bus parking" stats.

He calls Xabi alonso, Sergio busquet, Andre pirlo, rodri, jorginho all what he terms "escorts", meanwhile these are the very best players in their positions. Winning both individual and personal accolades.
Tell him to give an alternative to what we have and he mentions a tout who has consistently failed woefully in his career. Some jokes write themselves indeed.

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Havertz10: 4:54pm On Feb 03, 2022
izzou:
[color=royalblue]How did you arrive at this conclusion just by looking at them for less than a minute?

I fear you oh grin[/color]
maybe the sample size and duration aren't sufficient enough to draft theories but I can assure you of something, it's not unfounded, in a week on average, its only once or twice that I notice a couple engaging in warmth conversation
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 4:55pm On Feb 03, 2022
donjazet:
Meanwhile tell him to mention an alternative and he presents someone 10 times worse. The tout.

Jorginho tops an all time record in interception stats, ibime gives a lame excuse to denigrate it.
He tops ball recoveries stats in 2 top competitions, he gives another lame excuse.
He tops distance covered in 2 separate competitions, he gives excuses.
He tops tackles made, he gives excuse.
He not only breaks but sets passing records in top two century old leagues, he gives excuses for it.

He generalizes all these as "bus parking" stats.

He calls Xabi alonso, Sergio busquet, Andre pirlo, rodri, jorginho all what he terms "escorts", meanwhile these are the very best players in their positions. Winning both individual and personal accolades.
Tell him to give an alternative to what we have and he mentions a tout who has consistently failed woefully in his career. Some jokes write themselves indeed.
Don't catch HBP please. Go on Facebook and worry those guys disturbing Jogginghoe. I am not the only one.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by NinjaXmetahuman:
swiz123:
Stop this rubbish. What kind of jealousy is this?

You think Pep is overrated for making a mockery of EPL? You think it is easy to stay competitive for 38 matches? Any team can steal results in cup games but winning a league in that parades 6 top teams requires consistency; and to win it repeatedly requires even more genius-like consistency.

Only a fool or probably a troll will undermine consistency. I would prefer Chelsea to become consistent than win an UCL and go on to disappoint the next season.
Any decent manager will buy the league with strong squad and 1 billion pound unmarked currency to do point and kill and with no pressure from owners.

Bayern Munich won bundes liga for years and still doing it consistently cos they have better quality players and money than every body in the league. Plus they keep taking promising players from their rivals to weaken them.. but they only have two UCL to show for years of consistency.

Juventus did the same until covid caught up with them and they had zero UCL. Big fat zero UCL.

The difference is you can't buy champions league. It takes a genius to get champions league.
In champions league, you have teams with equal strenght And money. And even more strenght than your team. That's why it's the pinnacle of club football in Europe.


That's why it pains some of us that someone like Zidane turned champions league to farmers league, and everyone just went on acting like what he did was normal, while they praise local league merchant who mostly buy leagues to high heaven as something we haven't seeing before.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by donjazet(m):
Ibime:
Don't catch HBP please. Go on Facebook and worry those guys disturbing Jogginghoe. I am not the only one.
You are the only one here who repeatedly stresses on jorginho being at fault. Check and see that More than 60% of your post on this thread is jorginho related. You have constantly refused to evolve your thoughts on this issue even with time.

You don't comment on our attacking problem, you don't comment on kepa who was extremely useless in goal, you don't comment about the instability brought upon by chopping and changing of managers.
You focus solely on jorginho, even though the player has made tremendous growth over the last few years. Adjusting and evolving his style of play.

You don't see anything positive at all. That is the hall mark of a being stuck to a doctrine. You can never acknowledge a good game or a great moment of a match. Only looking for the negatives.

It's like someone always looking forward to seeing kante give a bad pass but not acknowledge his ball recovery.
You say football is a team sports but when it comes to jorginho, it's a one man show spoiling everything. For the tout, it's the entire team spoiling one man's effort. See the pattern?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by airmark(m): 5:11pm On Feb 03, 2022
raumdeuter:
Like this guy

[img]https://66.media.tumblr.com/a1605295dd4000817076bf0e78818fce/tumblr_pyrknuJOWa1tf8a5ao1_500.gifv[/img]

[img]https://c./WDRshFQoRHcAAAAd/vvd-vandijk.gif[/img]
VVD was not cut twice, unlike Boathand, prostrating to midgets. grin grin grin

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by airmark(m): 5:15pm On Feb 03, 2022
kendrick93:
grin ramdeuter school of defending.
APARI 101. grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by raumdeuter: 5:33pm On Feb 03, 2022
airmark:
VVD was not cut twice, unlike Boathand, prostrating to midgets. grin grin grin
Was Boateng cut twice? VVD was kneeling to Chinese shaolin players

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by raumdeuter: 5:36pm On Feb 03, 2022
airmark:
VVD was not cut twice, unlike Boathand, prostrating to midgets. grin grin grin
When VVD is not kneeling, he is prostrating

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by timbros(m): 5:41pm On Feb 03, 2022
Raumdeuter doesn't disappoint grin grin grin

Airmark say VVD was not cut twice. So once is okay grin grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:00pm On Feb 03, 2022
donjazet:
You are the only one here who repeatedly stresses on jorginho being at fault. Check and see that More than 60% of your post on this thread is jorginho related. You have constantly refused to evolve your thoughts on this issue even with time.

You don't comment on our attacking problem, you don't comment about the instability brought upon by chopping and changing of managers.
You focus solely on jorginho, even though the player has made tremendous growth over the last few years. Adjusting and evolving his style of play.

You don't see anything positive at all. That is the hall mark of a being stuck to a doctrine. You can never acknowledge a good game or a great moment of a match. Only looking for the negatives.

It's like someone always looking forward to seeing kante give a bad pass but not acknowledge his ball recovery.
You say football is a team sports but when it comes to jorginho, it's a one man show spoiling everything. For the tout, it's the entire team spoiling one man's effort. See the pattern?
All your complaints are linked.

When we were playing attacking football under Lampard, Jogginghoe was escorting people to our goal. Lampards team was scoring goals until the leakage at the other end became too much.

When TT came, he sat the team back, now the forwards aren't scoring.

To score no be wahala, the wahala is how much you will concede in exchange if you put Jogginghoe as base for attacking set-up
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Exonerate1(m): 6:17pm On Feb 03, 2022
Jorginho already showed what he can do in a proper attacking team like Sarri's Napoli that played one of the best football I've seen.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:26pm On Feb 03, 2022
Exonerate1:
Jorginho already showed what he can do in a proper attacking team like Sarri's Napoli that played one of the best football I've seen.
Bollocks. They failed in a farmers league still. One season in a 30 year old man's career.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Itsrm(m): 6:29pm On Feb 03, 2022
Havertz10:
Saw a guy yesterday in traffic with his wife in the car, you could tell that their love was dead, I can't be in the car with my girlfriend and we wouldn't be talking, how? We will sing, gist and be abusing people cheesy
It's obvious you're still single. Come back to this when you're married.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Amoto94(m): 7:33pm On Feb 03, 2022
Ashley Cole has left Chelsea and joined Frank Lampard’s backroom staff at Everton.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by airmark(m): 7:37pm On Feb 03, 2022
raumdeuter:
Was Boateng cut twice? VVD was kneeling to Chinese shaolin players
Messi cut am twice, ask Eruditor if you are in doubt. grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by airmark(m): 7:40pm On Feb 03, 2022
timbros:
Raumdeuter doesn't disappoint grin grin grin

Airmark say VVD was not cut twice. So once is okay grin grin
Any defender can be cut once, but when they start cutting you multiple times, death in career is near. Where is Boathand now? grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by BlueMann: 8:04pm On Feb 03, 2022
Havertz10:
difficult to say, traffic lasted an hour, I noticed them randomly for like 15mins, I doubt that they talk to each other much, girl was fixated on her phone and the guy was just looking at traffic, there are moments where there could be awkward silence but it's mostly when you are moving, not in traffic, [b]but maybe I'm overanalyzing it, [/b]still it's not a bad habit to be chatty with your partner and people should do it more
You're definitely overanalyzing it.

Besides...wetin you and your girlfriend dey sing?

Oh Roman do you know what it's worth
Kai Havertz is the best on earth
The silky German is just what we need
He won Chelsea the Champions League


grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by BlueMann: 8:07pm On Feb 03, 2022
Amoto94:
Ashley Cole has left Chelsea and joined Frank Lampard’s backroom staff at Everton.
Instead make this man pack players like Barkley, he is packing members of our coaching staff sad
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by raumdeuter: 8:08pm On Feb 03, 2022
airmark:
Any defender can be cut once, but when they start cutting you multiple times, death in career is near. Where is Boathand now? grin
Boateng has been playing top level football for top clubs and NT since 2009 and he is due to retire.

When players like Jovetic, Hwang and Martial are sending VVD to the cleaners then you should know that is a useless defender
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Skimpledawg(m): 8:08pm On Feb 03, 2022
Itsrm:
It's obvious you're still single. Come back to this when you're married.
grin cheesy cheesy

Should we tell him?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by BlueMann: 8:12pm On Feb 03, 2022
18-year old Silas Nwankwo... sad

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Skimpledawg(m): 8:16pm On Feb 03, 2022
BlueMann:
18-year old Silas Nwankwo... sad
Omo, I must be 7 year old then.

I wan join Chelsea under 10 academy.

Ibime help me with links.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Maximilan: 8:24pm On Feb 03, 2022
BlueMann:
18-year old Silas Nwankwo... sad
Had to check grin

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Itsrm(m): 8:26pm On Feb 03, 2022
Skimpledawg:
grin cheesy cheesy

Should we tell him?
No need, its only a matter of time grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Segedinho(m): 8:33pm On Feb 03, 2022
Skimpledawg:
grin cheesy cheesy

Should we tell him?
E go learn all by himself....

Him never know say madam fit no follow u talk for a full day if u no laugh for her non-funny joke... undecided
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by NinjaXmetahuman: 8:35pm On Feb 03, 2022
Skimpledawg:
grin cheesy cheesy

Should we tell him?
grin grin grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:42pm On Feb 03, 2022
Skimpledawg:
grin cheesy cheesy

Should we tell him?
Apostle, the romance is over already.?

You supposed still be like 16 year olds, singing together in the car for an hour
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by raumdeuter: 8:44pm On Feb 03, 2022
Segedinho:
E go learn all by himself....

Him never know say madam fit no follow u talk for a full day if u no laugh for her non-funny joke... undecided
Or when you are watching Chelsea vs City and she decides to discuss if her clothes is fitting enough or not
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by BlueMann: 8:47pm On Feb 03, 2022
Maximilan:
Had to check grin
Skimpledawg:
Omo, I must be 7 year old then.

I wan join Chelsea under 10 academy.

Ibime help me with links.
I'm not even shocked, just...disappointed.

Even if you wan lie, can't you lie with conscience? embarassed

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by BlueMann: 8:48pm On Feb 03, 2022
Segedinho:
E go learn all by himself....

Him never know say madam fit no follow u talk for a full day if u no laugh for her non-funny joke... undecided
Or when she keeps a grudge because you cheated on her...in her dream cheesy
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