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Graphic; Snake Nearly Bite Me In Toilet (picture) by Scientists(m): 8:25pm On Feb 17, 2022
shocked shocked shocked


Beware, raining season is here
You won't understand the kind of joy overflowing in me right now.

I came back home this afternoon with my friend, due to i didn't cook in the morning, i quickly rushed out to buy some eggs so that i can prepare egg source for us to eat. On the way, it started raining heavily here in Ughelli. When i got home, i quickly removed my cloth in the varander and wore only boxers to the bathroom so as to dry myself. Getting there, my friend was in the bathroom trying to wash her legs. Well, the cold, rain and music built up a romantic Seren immediately.I tried to initiate sex but she refused because she was tired and i didn't press further, then she felt that she wasn't being nice and decided to suck my preek .
Well, she started but at some point, she suddenly stopped, i pulled out and bent down to ask her what is going on. She suddenly sat down on floor as if she is very weak. I rushed and started petting her, i carried her to keep her on the bed. The next thing, she started meowing like a cat right inside my ear. I quickly threw her away on my bed and started praying and speaking in tongues with my erect preek.

At a point, she moaned as if she was having headache and then opened eyes and become normal. I quickly cooked, we bother ate and i saw her off immediately. [/b]

Help Nairalanders, is it possible that i have been infected with Epilepsy. Can Epilepsy move through the dick?

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Re: Graphic; Snake Nearly Bite Me In Toilet (picture) by KiNg0G: 8:26pm On Feb 17, 2022
mumu, that na facebook video

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Re: Graphic; Snake Nearly Bite Me In Toilet (picture) by Nobody: 8:26pm On Feb 17, 2022
grin

I followed you just to read threads such as this!

I love trolls that are funny! grin

Modified:

You stole this joke?! angry

And you live in Ughelli?

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Re: Graphic; Snake Nearly Bite Me In Toilet (picture) by Scientists(m): 8:27pm On Feb 17, 2022
KiNg0G:
mumu, that na facebook video

Which video?
Re: Graphic; Snake Nearly Bite Me In Toilet (picture) by lilvicky68(m): 8:28pm On Feb 17, 2022
Epilepsy of the brain.. grin
Re: Graphic; Snake Nearly Bite Me In Toilet (picture) by Scientists(m): 8:32pm On Feb 17, 2022
Datboredberry:
grin

I followed you just to read threads such as this!

I love trolls that are funny! grin

Modified:

You stole this joke?! angry

And you live in Ughelli?

I didn't steal anything, i just need an advice.
Am living in Ughelli North
Re: Graphic; Snake Nearly Bite Me In Toilet (picture) by Scientists(m): 8:32pm On Feb 17, 2022
lilvicky68:
Epilepsy of the brain.. grin

Help
Re: Graphic; Snake Nearly Bite Me In Toilet (picture) by Northernblood5(m): 8:49pm On Feb 17, 2022
You need help

Re: Graphic; Snake Nearly Bite Me In Toilet (picture) by Scientists(m): 9:06pm On Feb 17, 2022
Northernblood5:
You need help

Yes o, i do.
Re: Graphic; Snake Nearly Bite Me In Toilet (picture) by horlahwaley(m): 11:01pm On Feb 17, 2022
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Re: Graphic; Snake Nearly Bite Me In Toilet (picture) by stamapro(m): 1:00am On Feb 18, 2022
Your first cure, plug it. you are welcome

Re: Graphic; Snake Nearly Bite Me In Toilet (picture) by Scientists(m): 6:46am On Feb 18, 2022
horlahwaley:
.
What should I do now?
Re: Graphic; Snake Nearly Bite Me In Toilet (picture) by Scientists(m): 6:47am On Feb 18, 2022
stamapro:
Your first cure, plug it. you are welcome

Please, i am seriously in need of help
Re: Graphic; Snake Nearly Bite Me In Toilet (picture) by Scientists(m): 6:54am On Feb 18, 2022
Akin0099:
Very Important

Re: Graphic; Snake Nearly Bite Me In Toilet (picture) by tylenurijah: 7:02am On Feb 18, 2022
ioujiol
Re: Graphic; Snake Nearly Bite Me In Toilet (picture) by Nobody: 9:46am On Feb 18, 2022
Oga! For making me waste 4mb thunder go fire you!

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Re: Graphic; Snake Nearly Bite Me In Toilet (picture) by SniperSmurf(m): 11:01am On Feb 18, 2022
cheesy
Re: Graphic; Snake Nearly Bite Me In Toilet (picture) by kmaster007: 11:25am On Feb 18, 2022
Nah Thailand you dey
Re: Graphic; Snake Nearly Bite Me In Toilet (picture) by Scientists(m): 9:06pm On Feb 18, 2022
Senomii:
Oga! For making me waste 4mb thunder go fire you!

I need advice now than ever
Re: Graphic; Snake Nearly Bite Me In Toilet (picture) by Nobody: 2:07pm On Feb 23, 2022
Who knows?? If u sha mew during sex den its obvious u have been initiated..

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