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BREAKING: Reno Omokri Is Offering $10,000 To Anyone Who Can Solve This Math - Politics (2) - Nairaland

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Re: BREAKING: Reno Omokri Is Offering $10,000 To Anyone Who Can Solve This Math by inspectorg(m): 7:04pm On Feb 21, 2022
Jakumo:
One can only imagine the fight that will erupt among that greedy bastard's extended family when he finally answers that home call to go and take his seat beside Satan's septic tank where he will no longer need those stanky diapers to contain his nasty body fluids.
So much creative writing for a horror movie ,never new we have such heavy thought sitting idle on people mind. Damn!! ,NOLLYWOOD WHERE ARE THOU... grin grin grin
Re: BREAKING: Reno Omokri Is Offering $10,000 To Anyone Who Can Solve This Math by Nobody: 7:07pm On Feb 21, 2022
MufasaLion:
You mean?
Charlie boy looks younger than all of them including the queen
Re: BREAKING: Reno Omokri Is Offering $10,000 To Anyone Who Can Solve This Math by MufasaLion: 7:10pm On Feb 21, 2022
Thanksful:
Charlie boy looks younger than all of them including the queen
There's difference between "younger" and "healthier."

Don't be suprised that the Queen is healthier than many youth that are addicted to drugs and living reckless lifestyle these days.
Re: BREAKING: Reno Omokri Is Offering $10,000 To Anyone Who Can Solve This Math by flokii: 7:14pm On Feb 21, 2022
The fake pastor omokri again.. what did your bible say about bitter politics and hate mongering?.
Candidate of hell fire.
Re: BREAKING: Reno Omokri Is Offering $10,000 To Anyone Who Can Solve This Math by Ddokie: 7:20pm On Feb 21, 2022
Jakumo:
Mr. Reno should kindly prepare my 10 grand wire transfer with immediate effect.

The reason why Mr. Stanky Diapers looks like a resurrected zombie is because he broke the cardinal rule of all drug dealers, which is to "never get high on your own supply".

Mr. Smelly Diapers has been snorting, injecting, and smoking cocaine hydrochloride for more than 80 years, which is why he looks like a horror movie extra.

Mr. Reno, please have your PA contact my PA, so we can get moving with the modalities of my overdue payment. There are some hookers waiting patiently for me in Vegas, and there is not a moment to lose.
You nailed it bro. Never get high on your own supply.

Tinubu drinks, smokes and snorts like ...
Re: BREAKING: Reno Omokri Is Offering $10,000 To Anyone Who Can Solve This Math by Tochi3(m): 7:25pm On Feb 21, 2022
Veggieseedies:
25k but price negotiable. Some dey sell for 20k, some 15k undecided
Thx for update
Re: BREAKING: Reno Omokri Is Offering $10,000 To Anyone Who Can Solve This Math by Nobody: 7:26pm On Feb 21, 2022
MufasaLion:
There's difference between "younger" and "healthier."

Don't be suprised that the Queen is healthier than many youth that are addicted to drugs and living reckless lifestyle these days.
Forget say nah queen. Her blood clotting puts her far behind almost everyone health wise in Africa.
Re: BREAKING: Reno Omokri Is Offering $10,000 To Anyone Who Can Solve This Math by MufasaLion: 7:28pm On Feb 21, 2022
Thanksful:
Forget say nah queen. Her blood clotting puts her far behind almost everyone health wise in Africa.
Really? I'm done with this conversation.
Re: BREAKING: Reno Omokri Is Offering $10,000 To Anyone Who Can Solve This Math by Nobody: 7:54pm On Feb 21, 2022
MufasaLion:
Really? I'm done with this conversation.
Yes, that she has the best money can afford doesn't mean she enjoys the best available.
Re: BREAKING: Reno Omokri Is Offering $10,000 To Anyone Who Can Solve This Math by MufasaLion: 8:00pm On Feb 21, 2022
Thanksful:
Yes, that she has the best money can afford doesn't mean she enjoys the best available.
I promised I wouldn't respond to you again but what you said just now truly shows you are still an unlearned kid.

The statement really exposed you and showed how ignorant you are.

Goodbye, kid.
Re: BREAKING: Reno Omokri Is Offering $10,000 To Anyone Who Can Solve This Math by kingyakos: 8:01pm On Feb 21, 2022
Take 9 forward and 6 behind then subtract 6 from 9= 96 yrs and 3month
Re: BREAKING: Reno Omokri Is Offering $10,000 To Anyone Who Can Solve This Math by Nobody: 8:04pm On Feb 21, 2022
MufasaLion:
I promised I wouldn't respond to you again but what you said just now truly shows you are still an unlearned kid.

The statement really exposed you and showed how ignorant you are.

Goodbye, kid.
That's the normal thing in Nigeria "kid".

Adult, you are very myopic in health topic. Stick to your expertise to avoid embarrassment in future. Your opponents may not be in a faceless forum.
Re: BREAKING: Reno Omokri Is Offering $10,000 To Anyone Who Can Solve This Math by mybiz234:
Olaoluwa112:
Wahala



Should we consider a man with better posture/body structure or someone who has something to offer?

I detest him not because of his look rather because of his words, his greediness. He talks like he can achieve whatever he feels like he wants. He acts like he is a semi God, he is very disrespectful. I could remember him telling the king of osogbo, that he the king is no where near him when you talk about money, he was like E LO GAN LE NI (how much you get)?

All these things make me hate him, regardless, what did the young Jonathan achieve with his strength, his education, his influence. He drove Nigeria back a bit, he can't take control of those under him, people took him for granted.

Imagine the billions of naira that was stolen by the then minister of petroleum, even the amount of money found in his account show he is not a just man.

What we need is a ruler not a man with six pack, sadly, without six park man really don't deserve the seat.
Can you tell me what this untruthful man have to offer Nigeria?
Re: BREAKING: Reno Omokri Is Offering $10,000 To Anyone Who Can Solve This Math by mybiz234: 8:10pm On Feb 21, 2022
SpecialAdviser:
I am not a Tinubu fan, but Reno should quit being childish. What's all these?

We all know that Tinubu forged his age but these attacks are needless. After all Tinubu will not be president.
It is needful. If you can't be truthful about something as simple as your age, you are simply irresponsible. For your information, forging your age is a crime. So, you are looking at a criminal contesting for president.
Re: BREAKING: Reno Omokri Is Offering $10,000 To Anyone Who Can Solve This Math by BeardedmeatR(m): 8:14pm On Feb 21, 2022
Olaoluwa112:
Wahala



Should we consider a man with better posture/body structure or someone who has something to offer?

I detest him not because of his look rather because of his words, his greediness. He talks like he can achieve whatever he feels like he wants. He acts like he is a semi God, he is very disrespectful. I could remember him telling the king of osogbo, that he the king is no where near him when you talk about money, he was like E LO GAN LE NI (how much you get)?

All these things make me hate him, regardless, what did the young Jonathan achieve with his strength, his education, his influence. He drove Nigeria back a bit, he can't take control of those under him, people took him for granted.

Imagine the billions of naira that was stolen by the then minister of petroleum, even the amount of money found in his account show he is not a just man.

What we need is a ruler not a man with six pack, sadly, without six park man really don't deserve the seat.
What nigeria needs is a leader not a ruler. Don't forget to take your medication.
Re: BREAKING: Reno Omokri Is Offering $10,000 To Anyone Who Can Solve This Math by BeardedmeatR(m): 8:15pm On Feb 21, 2022
Jakumo:
Mr. Reno should kindly prepare my 10 grand wire transfer with immediate effect.

The reason why Mr. Stanky Diapers looks like a resurrected zombie is because he broke the cardinal rule of all drug dealers, which is to "never get high on your own supply".

Mr. Smelly Diapers has been snorting, injecting, and smoking cocaine hydrochloride for more than 80 years, which is why he looks like a horror movie extra.

Mr. Reno, please have your PA contact my PA, so we can get moving with the modalities of my overdue payment. There are some hookers waiting patiently for me in Vegas, and there is not a moment to lose.
grin

Re: BREAKING: Reno Omokri Is Offering $10,000 To Anyone Who Can Solve This Math by BeardedmeatR(m): 8:23pm On Feb 21, 2022
Ddokie:
You nailed it bro. Never get high on your own supply.

Tinubu drinks, smokes and snorts like ...
Fvcks too. Dude na olosho.
Re: BREAKING: Reno Omokri Is Offering $10,000 To Anyone Who Can Solve This Math by KosiGee(m): 8:51pm On Feb 21, 2022
ZombieTERROR:
But he brought this upon himself..

why not anoint the VP and go take care of your ailing self.

but greed won't allow him reason.. this man got it all.. he has made Kings and is a king for life.

but greed... hmmmm
He might be greedy but Reno Omokri is being very childish and immature.

Reno need to grow up.
Re: BREAKING: Reno Omokri Is Offering $10,000 To Anyone Who Can Solve This Math by Okoroawusa: 8:59pm On Feb 21, 2022
Reno has moved from Buhari Tormentor to Tinubu Tormentor...shior!

Na igbo people wey take this man serious since 2015 I blame.
Re: BREAKING: Reno Omokri Is Offering $10,000 To Anyone Who Can Solve This Math by Jakumo(m): 9:03pm On Feb 21, 2022
KosiGee:
He might be greedy but Reno Omokri is being very childish and immature.

Reno need to grow up.
Naw dude. Mr. Omokri is perfectly in order to warn Nigerians in a light-hearted and humorous way that their destiny is best NOT trusted to a greedy, land-grabbing, extortionist, senile, terminally incontinent, and dying kleptomaniac treasury looter like Mr. Tinubu of the free-flowing feces and leaky diaper fame.
Re: BREAKING: Reno Omokri Is Offering $10,000 To Anyone Who Can Solve This Math by Iceberg3: 9:06pm On Feb 21, 2022
Just imagine

Re: BREAKING: Reno Omokri Is Offering $10,000 To Anyone Who Can Solve This Math by ZombieTERROR: 7:45am On Feb 22, 2022
KosiGee:
He might be greedy but Reno Omokri is being very childish and immature.
Reno need to grow up.
C mon
we all know that's not his real age
Re: BREAKING: Reno Omokri Is Offering $10,000 To Anyone Who Can Solve This Math by Jakumo(m): 8:03am On Feb 22, 2022
Regarding the foul-looking grey and yellow teeth of our diaper leaking land grabber, can someone please clarify why a person with so much stolen money cannot afford to go to the dentist for industrial cleaning at least once every ten years?
Re: BREAKING: Reno Omokri Is Offering $10,000 To Anyone Who Can Solve This Math by joyandfaith: 8:12am On Feb 22, 2022
[quote author=SATANICALLY post=110421045][/quote]Tinubu may be 69 or at most 73. He is aging rapidly because he abused hard drugs and alcohol when he was younger. He is suffering from serious health problems which are being managed by taking many drugs. Some of these drugs have their side effects.
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