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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Jodera: 11:03am On May 02, 2022
50d33q:

Na dozie be that grin
Lordcat went on to call his scummies family on top bet the werey lost and ran away, if na kokane lose that bet them for close that our thread
grin grin

Lol, man u thread suppose induct those two to their hall of famers. Those two are scummies legends grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Jodera: 11:06am On May 02, 2022
BlueRayDick:


No , not Dozie . Dozie na mad man , he no deactivate .

Dozie did the macabre dance after much pressure , see his apology below grin
Omo, see apology letter grin grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by izzou(m): 11:23am On May 02, 2022
BlueRayDick:


Person wey agree say him be reckless driver and is trying to justify reckless driving ; u expect him to agree reckless driving causes majority of accidents on our road ?

The guy has probably not seen the nonsense driving all these commercial drivers do on third mainland bridge . U don’t even need t be a slow driver before these reckless drivers ram into u when one of their worn out parts give way on high speed

grin grin grin

Recklessness causes a lot of accidents in this country.

That's why I can never seat at the front of any commercial vehicle. While others see it as the most comfortable part, I avoid it completely.

Most of them have worn out tyres, faulty brakes and they'll would be doing 80mph on a freeway

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by 50d33q: 11:26am On May 02, 2022
izzou:


grin grin grin

Recklessness causes a lot of accidents in this country.

That's why I can never seat at the front of any commercial vehicle. While others see it as the most comfortable part, I avoid it completely.

Most of them have worn out tyres, faulty brakes and they'll would be doing 80mph on a freeway

Seat belt nko that one can suffocate person to death
Brt and Uber have delivered me from the hands of those agbero unlicensed drivers
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by drisham(m): 11:53am On May 02, 2022
postdigger:


Trust me, I can’t deactivate for 5k

But we can still transfer if you want.

So it’s simple city to go through for me and madrid to go through for you
Yes boss
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Skimpledawg(m): 11:57am On May 02, 2022
50d33q:

Na dozie be that grin
Lordcat went on to call his scummies family on top bet the werey lost and ran away, if na kokane lose that bet them for close that our thread
Na Lordcat. The maga kept teasing kokane about the bet almost everyday till he cast

I was shocked the guy deactivated.

Shey it was 50k sef
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by drisham(m): 11:59am On May 02, 2022
BlueRayDick:


No , not Dozie . Dozie na mad man , he no deactivate .

Dozie did the macabre dance after much pressure , see his apology below grin

This Guy na werey

I think this debt issue is no about them not having the money

They just don't want to part with their 15k grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Skimpledawg(m): 12:05pm On May 02, 2022
BlueRayDick:


No , not Dozie . Dozie na mad man , he no deactivate .

Dozie did the macabre dance after much pressure , see his apology below grin
See eh, that period needs to be documented in NL hall of events.

I so laughed grin grin grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by postdigger(m): 12:06pm On May 02, 2022
drisham:

Yes boss

Alright, Wednesday it is
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by afrodoc2: 12:08pm On May 02, 2022
postdigger:


I wasn’t mad boss, but I didn’t like being compared to onigbese elruditor

Accept my apologies kiss

No shaking. �
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Exonerate1(m): 12:11pm On May 02, 2022
Sniper04:
I think tuchel should go for dybala

Our board aren't smart. Boubacar Kamara is also on a free but they'd rather spend 100 million on a cup of rice.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by afrodoc2: 12:12pm On May 02, 2022
Jodera:
Omo, see apology letter grin grin

The guy na case. grin

I dey vex for the guy dat time but after I see the apology letter I just weak.

The guy turned to geography teacher. It went south, but if it had gone north.

Owu no good. grin

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Sniper04(m): 12:15pm On May 02, 2022
Exonerate1:


Our board aren't smart. Boubacar Kamara is also on a free but they'd rather spend 100 million on a cup of rice.
Aswear if we get dybala we go know say we get dribbler for front

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Exonerate1(m): 12:25pm On May 02, 2022
swiz123:


They are simply shameless! Living in self deceit!.

If they really love him, they'd hope he get relegated as Championship is clearly his level.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Jodera: 12:49pm On May 02, 2022
afrodoc2:


The guy na case. grin

I dey vex for the guy dat time but after I see the apology letter I just weak.

The guy turned to geography teacher. It went south, but if it had gone north.

Owu no good. grin
grin grin

Na that side even make me laugh pass grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Jodera: 12:53pm On May 02, 2022
Skimpledawg:

Na Lordcat. The maga kept teasing kokane about the bet almost everyday till he cast

I was shocked the guy deactivated.

Shey it was 50k sef
Na 50k oo grin
And e be like say na UCL match cos the team he was hoping on to win won the first leg which gave him so much hope that he started pressuring Kokane cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BlueRayDick: 1:01pm On May 02, 2022
afrodoc2:


The guy na case. grin

I dey vex for the guy dat time but after I see the apology letter I just weak.

The guy turned to geography teacher. It went south, but if it had gone north.

Owu no good. grin

Na the part when he say he no fit deactivate like guys were expecting make me weak. Niggga was never going to pull an elruditor or Lordcat shiiit. That’s a guy with big balls in deep shame swallowing his pride grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Havertz10: 1:05pm On May 02, 2022
BlueRayDick:


Person wey agree say him be reckless driver and is trying to justify reckless driving ; u expect him to agree reckless driving causes majority of accidents on our road ?

The guy has probably not seen the nonsense driving all these commercial drivers do on third mainland bridge . U don’t even need t be a slow driver before these reckless drivers ram into u when one of their worn out parts give way on high speed
I drive fast, I didn't say reckless, this misconception of conflating speed with recklessness is a flawed logic

If your hand isn't strong, there is no point speeding

Besides what's your business with the activities of other drivers, you can't control that, assume that everyone is mad and factor that in your maths, most incidents are poor judgements nothing else
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Havertz10: 1:08pm On May 02, 2022
Amoto94:

The other day the car that I boarded nearly had an accident because he was speeding and at the same time staring at the lap of a female passenger sitting beside him, while he was struggling to dodge a crossing vehicle at a junction others were shouting Jesus I was laughing because I knew what caused the problem.
100%, Amazon kept cameras inside their delivery trucks to monitor drivers

Accidents reduced by 48%

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Havertz10: 1:14pm On May 02, 2022
izzou:


Try and understand the context of an article before you form an opinion.....My opinion grin

The accident is clearly a case of over speeding.

The bus is a 14 seater bus, carrying 20 passengers who had a blown out tyre (definitely going to happen especially if they are bad or expired) and it wasn't involved with another vehicle.

What has poor reasoning got to do with that?

If he was not over speeding, he would be able to control it.

Yes, poor reasoning causes accidents, but not in this case
I was talking about accidents in general and driving habits, that article was fodder
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by dostr4(m): 1:14pm On May 02, 2022
Sniper04:

Aswear if we get dybala we go know say we get dribbler for front
I see kluveski and I'm like dybala wont be bad as our Am
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 1:15pm On May 02, 2022
Exonerate1:


Actively wanting the team you support to lose makes you a "true fan" these days.

Shut up. Which team were Everton playing when you made the below comment last week. More like actively wanting your club legend to relegate and disguising under you don't want Chelsea to lose. Chelsea fan who hates Lampard, Kante, Chilwell but loves Kepa, Chris, Alonso and Jogginghoe. Pandemic really brought a lot of nonsense to this thread.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by 50d33q: 1:22pm On May 02, 2022
Skimpledawg:

Na Lordcat. The maga kept teasing kokane about the bet almost everyday till he cast

I was shocked the guy deactivated.

Shey it was 50k sef
Yeah 50k
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Havertz10: 1:24pm On May 02, 2022
Itsrm:


Here is how I see it.

A lot Nigerians have no business buying cars. They buy cars they can't afford and can't maintain. You will be surprised to see the kind of faults some vehicles have and people are not afraid to put them on the road.

Hardly will you find anyone who buys brand new original tires, it's Tokunbo all the way. These tires were removed from the original vehicle for a reason. I get that some of them come from accidented vehicles but what's the percentage? 80% are garbage.

I concede that some are also down to reckless driving or DUI but majority in my opinion are mechanical/tire failures
I don't know if you watch F1 but there have been few occasions were the driver had to adapt with maybe a bad part or engine, even pilots can land a plane with a single engine, mechanical failures are significant but if you look at the issue broadly, you will see human error everywhere, from road design and management, all the way to driving habits

That's one of the promises that full self driving promises, a world with no road accidents or traffic cause humans are very inefficient


DUI is another fugasi, I have been very very high on weed and still drove fine
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 1:28pm On May 02, 2022
Even in his worst form, Belotti still thumps Lordfalcao's Lacasera and Timbros' Morata, this season. grin grin grin grin

Belotti - 8 goals in 19 matches

Lacazette - 4 goals in 26 matches

Morata - 8 goals in 33 matches

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Joezinho: 1:38pm On May 02, 2022
Melvyn11:

What's my business with you being a la Liga rival or not. Benzema owns Stamford bridge and your small club this season so I can do whatever I want here.

Factos......

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 1:59pm On May 02, 2022
Havertz10:
https://www.nairaland.com/7105542/four-die-others-injured-third

When I see articles like this, I wonder the common variable, people often accuse people that speed of causing accidents, I drive with speed alot and I have only had 1 major incident and it wasn't even my fault, but everyone that knows me assumes that it was mine despite my explanations simply because I drive with speed

I usually wonder the appropriate speed or method, cause it's not news that traffic lights and speed guidelines aka speed limits are bullshit

Did some research found a few suggestions but none worked, some even aided fuel conservation, but none worked for me

I think its a personal thing, depending on how much information your mind can process, F1 drivers aren't aliens, they just have better situational awareness, and can easily make micro sec decisions better than the next person, if you can graft out plots and paths on the road, factoring all the variables, you can drive fast as you can handle and you will rearly have issues, if not, be the old man on the road and save yourself the heartache

Also some men enjoy, and I shamefully do, engaging in races with other drivers on the highway, particularly when it comes to overtaking, if you know that you don't have the ability, allow the person go, trying to prove yourself to someone you don't know for absolutely no reason but testosterone trips is not worth your life

There is no shame in driving slow, it's better than killing a human being, so many accidents suffer from the same flaw, poor reasoning.

Speed kills but slow driving also causes a lot of non-fatal accidents. The amount of times I've nearly bumped into the back of someone because they are driving too slow and I took my eye off the road. Worst is those guys that brake at Yellow traffic lights while I'm trying to accelerate through it, nearly bashing them in the back. Slow drivers should be banned from the roads too.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Roland17(m): 2:06pm On May 02, 2022
afrodoc2:


No money dey too small for deactivation.

Na so Elruditor bobo us that year before we found out that he had exchanged financial blessing for grammar blessing. cheesy

Today na Monday, u dey always dey in form on Mondays grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Roland17(m): 2:08pm On May 02, 2022
Havertz10:
I don't know if you watch F1 but there have been few occasions were the driver had to adapt with maybe a bad part or engine, even pilots can land a plane with a single engine, mechanical failures are significant but if you look at the issue broadly, you will see human error everywhere, from road design and management, all the way to driving habits

That's one of the promises that full self driving promises, a world with no road accidents or traffic cause humans are very inefficient


DUI is another fugasi, I have been very very high on weed and still drove fine

Stop encouraging dangerous and reckless driving behaviors. Driving high on drugs/alcohol and over the speed limit like it’s drag racing doesn’t make you a better driver than the defensive driver trying to make sure everybody, including you gets home to their loved one.

It’s all fun and games until it becomes fatal. Stop encouraging such, especially on a public forum!

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BlueRayDick: 2:50pm On May 02, 2022
Havertz10:
I drive fast, I didn't say reckless, this misconception of conflating speed with recklessness is a flawed logic

If your hand isn't strong, there is no point speeding

Besides what's your business with the activities of other drivers, you can't control that, assume that everyone is mad and factor that in your maths, most incidents are poor judgements nothing else

You openly admitted to being a lover of reckless driving . Abi na me write the post below ?

Also some men enjoy, and I shamefully do, engaging in races with other drivers on the highway, particularly when it comes to overtaking,

You see ehn , all these formula-1-esque driving u are advocating will only end in tears in places like Lagos where anything can happen on the road. In Lagos u see commercial vehicles whose pointer nor brake light works , they stop abruptly and some even make turns unexpectedly. Imagine u the F1 coming behind them in ur usual high speed driving , that fast reasoning u claim to possess will surely flee from u in that instant.

Why do u think Dagrin is no longer with us ? Niggga rammed into a broken down truck with no sign to show it was parked on the road . Some will say he was under the influence coming from the club , but we know drunk or not if he was not on high speed he would’ve seen the parked truck early enough to avoid ramming into it.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 3:17pm On May 02, 2022
BlueRayDick:


No , not Dozie . Dozie na mad man , he no deactivate .

Dozie did the macabre dance after much pressure , see his apology below grin

grin The guy na werey. He said ''.... tears in my eyes, while typing this''.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Oasis007(m): 3:39pm On May 02, 2022
afrodoc2:


No money dey too small for deactivation.

Na so Elruditor bobo us that year before we found out that he had exchanged financial blessing for grammar blessing. cheesy

grin grin grin

Dude is a Professor of Grammar. Na em type dey blow Grammar for Newspaper Stand, especially the One under Bridge.

Dem go read all available Newspapers without buying one. Using their Grammar to sway the Sellers.... LMFAO.

BTW.... maybe he honored the other Bet and has got his Hands amputated. Thus he has no hands to make the Transfer.

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