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The Premier League Clubs by Okobola146(op): 4:16am On May 18, 2022
*MAN CITY* is the son of the richest man in town. His parents have hired the best lesson teachers to coach him.

*LIVERPOOL* always wants to claim he is the best because his father was the best during his time in the same school.

*CHELSEA* is the big bully of the class. He comes first sometimes but his rich father is never satisfied with his performance.

*TOTTENHAM* doesnt really want to be first, all he wants is to be better than Arsenal.

*ARSENAL* is that kid who works hard and before exams forgets his mathematical set, calculator & pen. He constantly falls sick during tests and exams, but is very active during normal classes and even corrects the teacher....all teachers keep saying he was going to be the first in class but ends up in position four...or worse.

*MANCHESTER UNITED* is that student whose father used to be a class teacher and stole the exams for him to be at the top in those days but after the retirement of his father he is always at number 7 because he can no longer get higher marks. Instead of concentrating on today's work he's always thinking about how he used to perform in the past while others are progressing.

*CRYSTAL PALACE *is a kid whose parents gave up on him. He doesnt purchase revision books, he dodges classes and is happy with his position. *But he makes sure he implicates Arsenal so they won't be first or second*

*WOLVES* is a student always in class, not a bright one but disturbs the bright students *(especially Man City and Arsenal*)

*ASTON VILLA* is that stubborn kid who sits at the back to make fun and always among the last.
*He enjoys beating Lazy Man U and bullies him at the end of the term*

Etc
Re: The Premier League Clubs by dawnomike(m): 5:29am On May 18, 2022
Okobola146:
*MAN CITY* is the son of the richest man in town. His parents have hired the best lesson teachers to coach him.

*LIVERPOOL* always wants to claim he is the best because his father was the best during his time in the same school.

*CHELSEA* is the big bully of the class. He comes first sometimes but his rich father is never satisfied with his performance.

*TOTTENHAM* doesnt really want to be first, all he wants is to be better than Arsenal.

*ARSENAL* is that kid who works hard and before exams forgets his mathematical set, calculator & pen. He constantly falls sick during tests and exams, but is very active during normal classes and even corrects the teacher....all teachers keep saying he was going to be the first in class but ends up in position four...or worse.

*MANCHESTER UNITED* is that student whose father used to be a class teacher and stole the exams for him to be at the top in those days but after the retirement of his father he is always at number 7 because he can no longer get higher marks. Instead of concentrating on today's work he's always thinking about how he used to perform in the past while others are progressing.

*CRYSTAL PALACE *is a kid whose parents gave up on him. He doesnt purchase revision books, he dodges classes and is happy with his position. *But he makes sure he implicates Arsenal so they won't be first or second*

*WOLVES* is a student always in class, not a bright one but disturbs the bright students *(especially Man City and Arsenal*)

*ASTON VILLA* is that stubborn kid who sits at the back to make fun and always among the last.
*He enjoys beating Lazy Man U and bullies him at the end of the term*

Etc
Nice
Re: The Premier League Clubs by Okobola146(op): 5:35am On May 18, 2022
dawnomike:
Nice
thanks
Re: The Premier League Clubs by haffaze777(m): 7:07am On May 18, 2022
Okobola146:
*MAN CITY* is the son of the richest man in town. His parents have hired the best lesson teachers to coach him.

*LIVERPOOL* always wants to claim he is the best because his father was the best during his time in the same school.

*CHELSEA* is the big bully of the class. He comes first sometimes but his rich father is never satisfied with his performance.

*TOTTENHAM* doesnt really want to be first, all he wants is to be better than Arsenal.

*ARSENAL* is that kid who works hard and before exams forgets his mathematical set, calculator & pen. He constantly falls sick during tests and exams, but is very active during normal classes and even corrects the teacher....all teachers keep saying he was going to be the first in class but ends up in position four...or worse.

*MANCHESTER UNITED* is that student whose father used to be a class teacher and stole the exams for him to be at the top in those days but after the retirement of his father he is always at number 7 because he can no longer get higher marks. Instead of concentrating on today's work he's always thinking about how he used to perform in the past while others are progressing.

*CRYSTAL PALACE *is a kid whose parents gave up on him. He doesnt purchase revision books, he dodges classes and is happy with his position. *But he makes sure he implicates Arsenal so they won't be first or second*

*WOLVES* is a student always in class, not a bright one but disturbs the bright students *(especially Man City and Arsenal*)

*ASTON VILLA* is that stubborn kid who sits at the back to make fun and always among the last.
*He enjoys beating Lazy Man U and bullies him at the end of the term*

Etc
Spot on
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