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TLona1:
If you like make una win 50 UCLs, that one na una problem cos we don gree sei una be baba for UCL but as long as we keep humiliating you in El Classicos, I'm pretty much chilled

Local champions.

TLona1:
If you like make una win 50 UCLs, that one na una problem cos we don gree sei una be baba for UCL but as long as we keep humiliating you in El Classicos, I'm pretty much chilled

The obsession is real !!!

A very inconsequential Laliga match...in which we still ended up winning Laliga with 4 games afoot

And yet, to most of you meathead here that's your "match of the season"

Real Madrid is always your yardstick, the standard that you cannver measure upto and the fvcking big brother you always look up to...and whose validation you always desperately seek

But news flash man, you can continue to measure your tiny little d!cks against that of Real Madrid ...but you cannever meet up !


The obsession is real!!!
Likes players like fans !!!

Raalsalghul:
Local champions.

that wooped ur ass in your own home

Bacteria8:
The obsession is real !!!

A very inconsequential Laliga match...in which we still ended up winning Laliga with 4 games afoot

And yet, to most of you meathead here that's your "match of the season"

Real Madrid is always your yardstick, the standard that you cannver measure upto and the fvcking big brother you always look up to...and whose validation you always desperately seek

But news flash man, you can continue to measure your tiny little d!cks against that of Real Madrid ...but you cannever meet up !


The obsession is real!!!
Likes players like fans !!!

But you keep coming to our thread u are the ones obsessed with Barcelona
every tiny little news u guys bring it here since you f*ucking club is our big brother aren't we the ones who are supposed to come to your dead thread


The obsession is real!!!

The obsession is real!!!

Bacteria8:
The obsession is real !!!

A very inconsequential Laliga match...in which we still ended up winning Laliga with 4 games afoot

And yet, to most of you meathead here that's your "match of the season"

Real Madrid is always your yardstick, the standard that you cannver measure upto and the fvcking big brother you always look up to...and whose validation you always desperately seek

But news flash man, you can continue to measure your tiny little d!cks against that of Real Madrid ...but you cannever meet up !


The obsession is real!!!
Likes players like fans !!!

I will give a little assignment.

Go check your useless thread and let's know the last time a Barça fan dropped as much a dot comment on your useless one year, one page thread.

You guyz are obsessed with us. With all una successes, you still seek validation from us.

This is our thread. We discuss a variety of issues as we see fit. Later today, there will be tennis semi finals between Nadal and Zverev, and I can choose to talk about it here too.

Bacteria8:
[s]The obsession is real !!!

A very inconsequential Laliga match...in which we still ended up winning Laliga with 4 games afoot

And yet, to most of you meathead here that's your "match of the season"

Real Madrid is always your yardstick, the standard that you cannver measure upto and the fvcking big brother you always look up to...and whose validation you always desperately seek

But news flash man, you can continue to measure your tiny little d!cks against that of Real Madrid ...but you cannever meet up !


The obsession is real!!!
Likes players like fans !!![/s]

Call it whatever you want.

My own be sey I humiliate you for for your backyard. You can celebrate your UCL victory but that doesn't make you less of my bitchh!!

This ur plan go backfire sha
Your footsoldiers can't do without this thread

Bacteria8:
The obsession is real !!!

A very inconsequential Laliga match...in which we still ended up winning Laliga with 4 games afoot

And yet, to most of you meathead here that's your "match of the season"

Real Madrid is always your yardstick, the standard that you cannver measure upto and the fvcking big brother you always look up to...and whose validation you always desperately seek

But news flash man, you can continue to measure your tiny little d!cks against that of Real Madrid ...but you cannever meet up !


The obsession is real!!!
Likes players like fans !!!

This would have been the post of the year if it had been on Madrid's thread. But that's not supposed to be cos you are on our Fvcking thread

Oldboss:
But you keep coming to our thread u are the ones obsessed with Barcelona
every tiny little news u guys bring it here since you f*ucking club is our big brother aren't we the ones who are supposed to come to your dead thread


The obsession is real!!!

The obsession is real!!!

jpmoriarti:
I will give a little assignment.

Go check your useless thread and let's know the last time a Barça fan dropped as much a dot comment on your useless one year, one page thread.

You guyz are obsessed with us. With all una successes, you still seek validation from us.

This is our thread. We discuss a variety of issues as we see fit. Later today, there will be tennis semi finals between Nadal and Zverev, and I can choose to talk about it here too.

MasonKendall:
This would have been the post of the year if it had been on Madrid's thread. But that's not supposed to be cos you are on our Fvcking thread

Yes it is still the post of he year bro

I wasn't talking about Nairaland when I said you are obsessed with Madrid

Nairaland thread has nothing to do in the general scheme of things in the real world.

So continue to flatter yourselves.

Kilishihunter:
A parody account was the one that posted it, The real account it was trying to catfish is called El Periodico hereby confirming my suspicion it's bollocks, Many top blogs that investigated didn't just confirm it but wetin concern Dem? More clicks More cash
Expect to hear another bogus tale about El Presidente in the coming weeks

Yea... I later found out

abduleez1:
With the calibre of players and considering their estimated costs for signing which Xavi is asking for, we might have to settle with the fact that FDJ might be sold.

The top two of Kessie and Chris is completed. But three players in that list can be realistically signed.
They are: Lewandoski, Raphinha and prolly Koulibally.

I'd suggest selling fdj for €85mn, adding Coutinho's €20mn and Griezmann's €40mn from Atletico. With all totalling €165mn, we could get 5 solid players for next season. That Griezmann's money is somewhat Sketchy sef if Barca haven't already added it to the previous season financial books.

NB: take into cognizance that any revenue or savings we have now, we can only spend 25% of it.
So that immediate €400mn cash flow incoming is gonna be about €100mn we can spend .
Also take note this fresh cash flow isn't considering the current wages/bonuses we already paying that we will carry into the next season.

So even tho we get the money now, we'll still deduct current wages from the money before thinking of signing players sef. That's where the problem of, "you can sign players but you can't register them" comes from.

Hypothetically: Lewa is €40mn, Axpi costs €20mn, then Raphinha costs €45mn, Koulibally costs €30mn and Bernardo Silva is about €40-50mn.

That means we'd need to shell out €185mn for these players signings without even factoring their wages and bonuses. that's even more than what we can make from the player sales above and including Lenglet sale.
When you realise how we have to do all this working with a negative balance of -144mn you'd know how virtually impossible this is.

Cc Kilishi hunter Jp Moriarti

Agba economist
Really enjoyed your detailed and concise scribble on the whole ish, This one na interactive article on it's own, You try

mostob:
Yea... I later found out

Just wait fess, some will soon bring news and evidence of pique sleeping with busquets mum

Awwsh tough one on Xverve...
Playing such a nice game and getting injured
That should be a damaged ankle

jpmoriarti:
Awwsh tough one on Xverve...
Playing such a nice game and getting injured
That should be a damaged ankle

He should retire and save himself the stress
Nadal hardly loses tiebreakers

Kilishihunter:
He should retire and save himself the stress
Nadal hardly loses tiebreakers

He has already retired.

Nadal moves to the final. Cillic/Ruud should just give up already.

Kilishihunter:
Just wait fess, some will soon bring news and evidence of pique sleeping with busquets mum

Small time, Dem go mention Xavi's granny.

mostob:

Small time, Dem go mention Xavi's granny.

After that one is debunked they'll move on to Koeman's great mother
Pique and milfs sha

jpmoriarti:
He has already retired.

Nadal moves to the final. Cillic/Ruud should just give up already.

Eyaah, Hopefully he comes back stronger
As for Ruud and cilic only thing we can do is wish them good luck

Dead useless club allowing wedding to be held. Broke club

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Shedenbelalanme:
Dead useless club allowing wedding to be held. Broke club

Chelsea are leading the race to sign Koundé. Barcelona are very interested in signing him, but at the moment it is complicated for them to pay the €55m-€65m that Sevilla are asking for.

— @FabrizioRomano
Chelsea should.do fast and wrap up this kounde deal so.person can hear word

You gave the copa America to Messi because of friendship now you clamoring for this

Shedenbelalanme:
Dead useless club allowing wedding to be held. Broke club

What is your business?
Another fool on rampage

obonujoker:
You gave the copa America to Messi because of friendship now you clamoring for this

Come, yu nr get news to post about your fraud?

Kilishihunter:
Agba economist
Really enjoyed your detailed and concise scribble on the whole ish, This one na interactive article on it's own, You try

Lol, thanks bro. No too hail me make my head dey big.

Kilishihunter:
After that one is debunked they'll move on to Koeman's great mother
Pique and milfs sha

;Dale the guy sef calm down

Memphis dempay with 2 goals now.
I hope he scores an hatrick.
This guy is more free in Holland than in Barcelona.

Croatia, Belgium and France all kollecting it wotowoto this night
Shedenbelalanme How's the ticket family sir?

Wait. Is it not the same Shakira that posted about how Pique has been battling with an injured thigh and still manages to bring his A-game, especially after the win against Madrid? Is she the supposedly separated one or is there another?


Meanwhile, both were seen cruising through the catalan capital today.

Kilishi, when I told you that Pique was a controversy monger, you thought I was joking.

FirstbornWds:
Wait. Is it not the same Shakira that posted about how Pique has been battling with an injured thigh and still manages to bring his A-game, especially after the win against Madrid? Is she the supposedly separated one or is there another?


Meanwhile, both were seen cruising through the catalan capital today.

Kilishi, when I told you that Pique was a controversy monger, you thought I was joking.

The story was deliberate.
I know this because Shakira is currently ongoing a tax case In court in Spain so this rumour was to take people's attention away from the tax case.
I've studied the entertainment industry and i know when a news is deliberate and when it's real.
Pique and Shakira started the rumour In their bedroom after a hot sex. Lol
And told their social media team.

OhBritannia:
The story was deliberate.
I know this because Shakira is currently ongoing a tax case In court in Spain so this rumour was to take people's attention away from the tax case.
I've studied the entertainment industry and i know when a news is deliberate and when it's real.
Pique and Shakira started the rumour In their bedroom after a hot sex. Lol
And told their social media team.

I don't know about this.. Lol. But I'm sure as hell that it's deliberate.

How Gavi and his mum got dragged into this is a mystery but I guess it most likely to make the story appear more genuine.