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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by seankafor(m): 8:44am On Jun 06, 2022
onyemaair:


We pay very low taxes in Nigeria. In America my poultry farm would most likely be taxed. My wife's salary is not taxed at all. Mine is deducted from the ministry but my tax is just 15k monthly. But federal government pays emoluments and allowances.

I also don't go to work everyday. The same thing with many of my colleagues. We have a system that covers for each other. I go to work only 3 times in a week.
You can't have such laxity abroad. You will work through your nose.

Lastly let me tell you the icing on the cake, I haven't paid nepa bill in 3 years. Around us we have people that rig the meter, so it doesn't read. When the nepa people come much later, we settle the staff and he goes. This cannot happen in abroad.
and to add to it..
We have much freedom to do something and get away with it tongue grin

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Jodera: 8:44am On Jun 06, 2022
onyemaair:


We pay very low taxes in Nigeria. In America my poultry farm would most likely be taxed. My wife's salary is not taxed at all. Mine is deducted from the ministry but my tax is just 15k monthly. But federal government pays emoluments and allowances.

I also don't go to work everyday. The same thing with many of my colleagues. We have a system that covers for each other. I go to work only 3 times in a week.
You can't have such laxity abroad. You will work through your nose.

Lastly let me tell you the icing on the cake, I haven't paid nepa bill in 3 years. Around us we have people that rig the meter, so it doesn't read. When the nepa people come much later, we settle the staff and he goes. This cannot happen in abroad.
Icing on the cake indeed.

Someone who wants a better Nigeria is glorifying this? Omo X10

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by onyemaair: 8:44am On Jun 06, 2022
nihilistjnr:


You're absolutely right and that's why I respect his position.
But he's also not in a position to dispute Japa message.
Japa message js for people who are tired. Japa message is for people who are angry at thr status quo. Mad even. Japa message is for someone who earns 200k as a single guy maybe in Lagos and after rent and basic expenses has nothing in savings. Japa message js for someone who recognises there is more to this life and he deserves better.

The guy who js receptive to japa message has something to offer the world in exchange for a good life, be it skill, talent, or just sheer hard work.

That kind of person cannot understand thr view of the civil servant raising a family of 5 on 200k, just tnr same way same civil servant cannot understand the view of a nigga that feels he can't take of himself alone on such funds.


My problem with you people is that you are making Nigeria look like a complete disaster zone. Like all it's citizens are dying of hunger and have no hope for tomorrow. Well, I don't see it that way. The way we have insecurity problem in some parts of the country is the same way americans are seeing their children get slaughtered in schools because every tom, dick and Harry can buy and carry a gun. America has the deadliest gangs in the world. Same with the UK. The cultists in Nigeria no fit even compare with those ones.

I said it was arrogant of you because you people said Nigeria doesn't have any hope at all. Who told you that? The richest African country doesn't have hope? So all African countries don't have hope?

Is this not what Singaporeans felt 30 years ago? Is this not what taiwanese and Chinese people felt 40 years ago? Where are those countries now?
Africa is naturally blessed with the most abundant natural resources in the world.

Our problem is poor leadership. At least now we have a sustaining democracy, one where the citizen has hope of changing leadership. my father praises this everyday. He lived most of his life under military dictatorship and after the 2nd republic fell, he never thought nigeria would have democracy again and here we are in the 3rd decade of it.
There are reasons to be optimistic about our situation. Not this doomsday predictions. Things would get better.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 8:45am On Jun 06, 2022
Godx:

Bro I have heard life experiences from people who went and returned. A cousin of ours who have B S from an American university returned last December after completion of his education and gave us first hand account of how Nigerians, blacks are going through hard times there. When you are broke in America you will realize how easy you have it in Nigeria. If you go abroad you will see people that sold their inheritance to travel and they are stuck. If there are 100 people abroad , maybe 5 may be successful but the other 95 will be full of regrets. The high cost of living there negates any perceived positive.


Where the heart is willing, it will find a thousand ways, but where it is unwilling, it will find a thousand excuses

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by donstan18: 8:46am On Jun 06, 2022
Nezzjnr:

Urinating in public and Following One Way cheesy cheesy
grin grin grin cheesy

Ice on the cake

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by nihilistjnr: 8:47am On Jun 06, 2022
Expert17:



Lol, no wonder you are against japa-ing.

You are even part of the problem, full salary despite working 3 days per week and by-passing light meter.





The guy said you can't have such "laxity" abroad like its a bad thing.

The guy is against hard work and fair earnings.


Onyemaair, let me just tell you that you cam work remotely abroad. Several guys are doing it whilst even living in Nigeria.

I've only been to the office 3 times since 2020 myself.

So if you don't want ti be going in everyday, there are many hybrid and fully remote working jobs out here...but you will actually have to work, and I get the feeling you don't like that.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 8:48am On Jun 06, 2022
onyemaair:


We pay very low taxes in Nigeria. In America my poultry farm would most likely be taxed. My wife's salary is not taxed at all. Mine is deducted from the ministry but my tax is just 15k monthly. But federal government pays emoluments and allowances.

I also don't go to work everyday. The same thing with many of my colleagues. We have a system that covers for each other. I go to work only 3 times in a week.
You can't have such laxity abroad. You will work through your nose.

Lastly let me tell you the icing on the cake, I haven't paid nepa bill in 3 years. Around us we have people that rig the meter, so it doesn't read. When the nepa people come much later, we settle the staff and he goes. This cannot happen in abroad.

At each point, you are stealing from Nigeria, yet you say people should stay and join hands to make Nigeria better cheesy

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by nihilistjnr: 8:52am On Jun 06, 2022
onyemaair:


My problem with you people is that you are making Nigeria look like a complete disaster zone. Like all it's citizens are dying of hunger and have no hope for tomorrow. Well, I don't see it that way. The way we have insecurity problem in some parts of the country is the same way americans are seeing their children get slaughtered in schools because every tom, dick and Harry can buy and carry a gun. America has the deadliest gangs in the world. Same with the UK. The cultists in Nigeria no fit even compare with those ones.

I said it was arrogant of you because you people said Nigeria doesn't have any hope at all. Who told you that? The richest African country doesn't have hope? So all African countries don't have hope?

Is this not what Singaporeans felt 30 years ago? Is this not what taiwanese and Chinese people felt 40 years ago? Where are those countries now?
Africa is naturally blessed with the most abundant natural resources in the world.

Our problem is poor leadership. At least now we have a sustaining democracy, one where the citizen has hope of changing leadership. my father praises this everyday. He lived most of his life under military dictatorship and after the 2nd republic fell, he never thought nigeria would have democracy again and here we are in the 3rd decade of it.
There are reasons to be optimistic about our situation. Not this doomsday predictions. Things would get better.

Bro you're a civil servant who doesn't pay taxes, doesn't go to work, doesn't pay for electricity, etc.

You are part of the very system that has made life a living hellhole for the majority of Nigerians.

If you, a public servant, is moving this militant, what hope does the public you're supposed to serve have?

Every 2 days in a week, you are deliberately not present to provide the service the government pays you a salary for, funded by taxpayers.

You even said it's a cover up system at your office, so all of you are only committed to being on seat 60% of the time, only God knows how much work you actually do.

You're part of the reason why any other sensible person has to japa.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by nihilistjnr: 8:54am On Jun 06, 2022
Ibime:


At each point, you are stealing from Nigeria, yet you say people should stay and join hands to make Nigeria better cheesy

Oho, shey you sef don see am grin

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Itsrm(m): 8:54am On Jun 06, 2022
nihilistjnr:


You're absolutely right and that's why I respect his position.

But he's also not in a position to dispute Japa message.

Japa message js for people who are tired. Japa message is for people who are angry at thr status quo. Mad even. Japa message is for someone who earns 200k as a single guy maybe in Lagos and after rent and basic expenses has nothing in savings. Japa message js for someone who recognises there is more to this life and he deserves better.

The guy who js receptive to japa message has something to offer the world in exchange for a good life, be it skill, talent, or just sheer hard work.

That kind of person cannot understand thr view of the civil servant raising a family of 5 on 200k, just tnr same way same civil servant cannot understand the view of a nigga that feels he can't take of himself alone on such funds.



I perfectly understand you and share this same view point.

If you feel you're comfortable enough in Nigeria, stay. If not, japa and seek for greener pastures.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Jodera: 8:55am On Jun 06, 2022
Ibime:


At each point, you are stealing from Nigeria, yet you say people should stay and join hands to make Nigeria better cheesy
Lol .. all the points he gave is the reason why Nigeria is bad and why he's a party to it, yet he believes Nigeria should be better one day. Lol, I laff in Swahili grin

He says Nigeria's problem is leadership, but mehn even the followership seems a bigger problem than even the leaders.

With such laxity, naija no fit better cos even people like him will suppress any efforts if indeed it wants to be grin

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by onyemaair: 8:58am On Jun 06, 2022
Ibime:


At each point, you are stealing from Nigeria, yet you say people should stay and join hands to make Nigeria better cheesy

These people are being ridiculous, these things are just loopholes that can be closed. Before I even bought this meter few years ago, nepa bill was just about 3k monthly and ask any body in asaba, he'll tell you that light is actually a bit constant here because of the gas turbines in delta state. If there was no light, I on my gen from 6 pm to 12 o'clock. Fuel takes about 6-7k monthly. Still ok.

As for the low taxes, it's not my fault, that one na government.

As for work, I work in federal inspectorate, for us to do our jobs means, they have to actually send us to inspect schools or other government institutions. Assignment comes from the top, this rarely ever happens. So office work is all about compiling old reports. We can do that at home or in office.
In other words, government who employs us doesn't give us the work because they would have to pay more allowances and emoluments.

Nigeria is not as bad as people are making it out to be.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Segedinho(m): 8:58am On Jun 06, 2022
GloriousGbola:


What happens in a system where there are no consequences?

If I cuss out someone on this thread I will get banned. The next time I post I will be more careful or.i may just decide to delete account.

Where are the consequences for any of these criminals? This is the reason why boko haram, UGM and Co thrive.

If I know I can walk into your home, murder your entire family in Broad daylight and casually make my getaway, then this is why we are where we are.

I am sure we all saw the speed with which lasg fished out the okada killers in lekki, and then went on an okada ban.

It cannot be that hard for these crimes to be solved.
Baba......u are right...

I drafted in that example not to buttress the ineffectiveness of Nigerian gov but to proof that one can be caught off-guard even in Yankee.


Nigeria is a very damn country and it is right to run away from it......

But in all,you must have the financial means to do it
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by popizaino(m): 8:59am On Jun 06, 2022
donstan18:
At all cost, avoid motivational speakers in Nigeria.


grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Jodera: 8:59am On Jun 06, 2022
We dey rig meter but we no want make dem rig elections grin grin grin

Like govt like people grin

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Itsrm(m): 9:00am On Jun 06, 2022
onyemaair:


We pay very low taxes in Nigeria. In America my poultry farm would most likely be taxed. My wife's salary is not taxed at all. Mine is deducted from the ministry but my tax is just 15k monthly. But federal government pays emoluments and allowances.

I also don't go to work everyday. The same thing with many of my colleagues. We have a system that covers for each other. I go to work only 3 times in a week.
You can't have such laxity abroad. You will work through your nose.

Lastly let me tell you the icing on the cake, I haven't paid nepa bill in 3 years. Around us we have people that rig the meter, so it doesn't read. When the nepa people come much later, we settle the staff and he goes. This cannot happen in abroad.

Nawa o

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Godx: 9:00am On Jun 06, 2022
Expert17:


No 3, just confirmed your level of ignorance.

cheesy grin
That part is not for half baked I.T guys like you struggling in Scotland.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by nihilistjnr: 9:00am On Jun 06, 2022
Jodera:
Lol .. all the points he gave is the reason why Nigeria is bad and why he's a party to it, yet he believes Nigeria should be better one day. Lol, I laff in Swahili grin

He says Nigeria's problem is leadership, but mehn even the followership seems a bigger problem than even the leaders.

With such laxity, naija no fit better cos even people like him will suppress any efforts if indeed it wants to be grin

As in where do you want to even start to fix Nigeria, when a civil servant sees tax avoidance, salary theft, and energy theft as a the perks of living in the country?

The man described not paying Nepa bill as the icing on the cake. Omo that cake go sweet gaan o.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by gustav25: 9:01am On Jun 06, 2022
onyemaair:


We pay very low taxes in Nigeria. In America my poultry farm would most likely be taxed. My wife's salary is not taxed at all. Mine is deducted from the ministry but my tax is just 15k monthly. But federal government pays emoluments and allowances.

I also don't go to work everyday. The same thing with many of my colleagues. We have a system that covers for each other. I go to work only 3 times in a week.
You can't have such laxity abroad. You will work through your nose.

Lastly let me tell you the icing on the cake, I haven't paid nepa bill in 3 years. Around us we have people that rig the meter, so it doesn't read. When the nepa people come much later, we settle the staff and he goes. This cannot happen in abroad.


Little wonder this man is angry at those seeking to escape from this turd world country to a better society
Nobody says Abroad is a bed of roses but with elegant hardwork and self purpose , one can do more.
Your Numero issue with the Jakpa talks is that you feel you are too old to pursue that venture and secondly , you are a corrupt Federal civil servant probably on level 8-10 and you are here basking in all these Ill ways of living.

You are a menace to the society and you are here clamouring for making Nigeria better when you can't even contribute to make the illusion a reality. How does it sound to you that you are proud saying you haven't paid nepa bills for 3 whole years MR ? You are one sick individual. I know for a fact if you had the finance to move your family, you would have but no, you prefer to work in a society that doesn't work because the fear of your corrupt ways would be exposed in the Japa nations.

You are a fraudulent 40 years old man

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Godx: 9:02am On Jun 06, 2022
Ibime:



Where the heart is willing, it will find a thousand ways, but where it is unwilling, it will find a thousand excuses
You think people who sell their entire inheritance and savings in Nigeria to go abroad are not serious and willing?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Godx: 9:05am On Jun 06, 2022
gustav25:

Nobody says Abroad is a bed of roses but with elegant hardwork and self purpose , one can do more.

You can do more in Nigeria with this mindset than in a foreign country with high cost of living that will choke you to death.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by popizaino(m): 9:06am On Jun 06, 2022
nihilistjnr:



That's how all the main politicians seem to have multiple citizenship.


Buhari is allegedly british. Saraki is definitely british. Even the agitators Kanu and Ekpa are British and Finnish.

Nigeria is the wild west where you come to do no hold barred criminal endeavours and make tons of profit...but you do so, whilst having one foot in a safe country.

Nobody is trying to stash loot in the same Nigeria. Even criminal funds dey japa

Another point I failed to list.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by GloriousGbola: 9:06am On Jun 06, 2022
nihilistjnr:


In other words, you preferred to be enslaved by a nigga who looks just like you and shares your customs and language. cheesy

Because you can't possibly look at Nigeria and believe you're living a wonderful life of freedom.

Which is essentially the only thing that changed on October 1960. The race of the leader. All other factors remained the same.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Itsrm(m): 9:07am On Jun 06, 2022
I know here in PH, PHCN marketers tell us they are paid based on how much they can bring in monthly from the cluster they manage. It's a waste of time trying to bribe them.

Who knows, maybe it works differently in Asaba

@BlueRayDick You've seen why you cannot directly compare the income of someone in Asaba with another in Lagos or PH

Dem fit dey bypass meter that you dare not do cheesy

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by popizaino(m): 9:09am On Jun 06, 2022
Nezzjnr:

Urinating in public and Following One Way cheesy cheesy


grin grin grin cheesy grin

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by donstan18: 9:11am On Jun 06, 2022
Itsrm:
I know here in PH, PHCN marketers tell us they are paid based on how much they can bring in monthly from the cluster they manage. It's a waste of time trying to bribe them.

Who knows, maybe it works differently in Asaba

@BlueRayDick You've seen why you cannot directly compare the income of someone in Asaba with another in Lagos or PH

Dem fit dey bypass meter that you dare not do cheesy
Where in PH dem no dey bypass?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by onyemaair: 9:11am On Jun 06, 2022
These "perks" which I enjoy is called a loophole. One that can easily be closed and enjoyed by a few.

But at the same time, it's important to note that this is not attributable to only Nigeria.
American government and UK government gave out huge sums as COVID stimulus check and at the end, more than 100billion dollars went Missing. Tell me how that was possible if not corrupt politicians exploiting loopholes.

What about rich people in those countries who hide their money using offshore accounts?

Corruption and loophole exploitation happens everywhere. You cannot use that as a basis to denigrate Nigeria. No system is perfect.
Everyone of us have benefited from a loophole in one way or the other. That doesn't mean we shouldn't hope for things to get better.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/politics/2022/jan/29/how-the-uk-government-lost-49bn-to-covid-loan

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Godx: 9:13am On Jun 06, 2022
onyemaair:
These "perks" which I enjoy is called a loophole. One that can easily be closed and enjoyed by a few.

But at the same time, it's important to note that this is not attributable to only Nigeria.
American government and UK government gave out huge sums as COVID stimulus check and at the end, more than 20 billion dollars went Missing. Tell me how that was possible if not corrupt politicians exploiting loopholes.

What about rich people in those countries who hide their money using offshore accounts?

Corruption and loophole exploitation happens everywhere. You cannot use that as a basis to denigrate Nigeria. No system is perfect.
Everyone of us have benefited from a loophole in one way or the other. That doesn't mean we shouldn't hope for things to get better.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/politics/2022/jan/29/how-the-uk-government-lost-49bn-to-covid-loan
The people lambasting you are even doing worst.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by gustav25: 9:14am On Jun 06, 2022
onyemaair:


These people are being ridiculous, these things are just loopholes that can be closed. Before I even bought this meter few years ago, nepa bill was just about 3k monthly and ask any body in asaba, he'll tell you that light is actually a bit constant here because of the gas turbines in delta state. If there was no light, I on my gen from 6 pm to 12 o'clock. Fuel takes about 6-7k monthly. Still ok.

As for the low taxes, it's not my fault, that one na government.

As for work, I work in federal inspectorate, for us to do our jobs means, they have to actually send us to inspect schools or other government institutions. Assignment comes from the top, this rarely ever happens. So office work is all about compiling old reports. We can do that at home or in office.
In other words, government who employs us doesn't give us the work because they would have to pay more allowances and emoluments.

Nigeria is not as bad as people are making it out to be.


Man , many of you suffer from epistemic naivety and selective case of reasoning. You are making references to putting on your Gen sparely but is that same for every Nigerian? For your info , I use my Gen every single night From 6pm- 7am because I don't have light but someone living in Bonny Island just like you would claim they have light 90% of the time And hence , there is steady electricity in the Country.

Your reasoning is very watery and lacks a structure. You counter claim these are loopholes that can be checked but I can beat my fat chest and say you would rather riot than allow that loophole to be fixed hence your inate fears and irritation of folks seeking to find bread in other countries.

With people like you in government institutions country over, redemption is light years away and there is no engine fast enough to beat the speed of light of Nigeria.

Just keep calm and use super Glue to seal your mouth if people are calling for government head because you are worst or same

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nezzjnr: 9:16am On Jun 06, 2022
That bypassing of meter alone na jail sentence oo

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Expert17: 9:16am On Jun 06, 2022
Godx:
This whole abroad is utopia nonsense that these nigerians peddle is just a mirage. There are only 3 groups of nigerians enjoying abroad and anyone who does not fall within that group is suffering. thats just facts. and these 3 groups of people only constiture about 4 percent of the diaspora or even less than 4 percent meaning 96 percent are struggling. The 3 groups are

1- Nigerian children who live abroad and stay with their parents.

2-Medical doctors.

3-IT GURUS. and not just any run of the mill IT guy but i mean like an IT guy who can code in almost 10 languages both frontend and backend and can handle database administration etc

These are the only 3 groups of people enjoying the abroad . everybody else is struggling harder than the common man in Nigeria. The high cost of living there will kill you.

Godx:

That part is not for half baked I.T guys like you struggling in Scotland.

Your source is definitely your cousin who went for 2 years MSc. cheesy cheesy

Access linkedin/Glassdoor to check the salary range for

-Senior Cyber Security Engineers
-Senior UI/UX designers
-Senior IT Analyst
-Cloud Architect
etc

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Itsrm(m): 9:16am On Jun 06, 2022
donstan18:

Where in PH dem no dey bypass?

I didn't say they don't do but where I live if you're caught forget about bribing them

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