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As an Advanced man I finally decided to go for a job interview today Friday after getting the text yesterday night.
it really felt odd seeing young ones who me and then not mates interviewing me. I say see this one, if not condition I won't be here for you asking me unnecessarily question, delaying my time
something that was scheduled 9am you kept men you dobale for in the street waiting till 12pm before they start..
They said we need to write the application there, sounding pompous because they see we came to beg for job...i was even getting ashamed of myself seeing fellow advanced men like me who must have spent their youth age flexing... womanizing.. frivolities..now competing for job with this young ones..... so annoying...me that have done things..and if they tell me I be looking for job this year I won't believe ... it's my fault... since it was my first time...one lady was busy disturbing my life.
but not to fall my hand and seem dull I try as much to answer her questions... when it was getting too much I had to ignore her,

They shouldn't bother employing me, because the settings I saw..I don't think I can work for anyone talkless that company even though it's multi national
Seun
lalasticlala
mynd44

So you are even a small boy

To get work you gats be humble
Respectful and sensible

blazingblender:
To get work you gats be humble
Respectful and sensible

I never start work I dey sense small children in 20s dey talk with so much boldness.
Bros forget that one.

Rozross:
So you are even a small boy

Are you that old you always call people small boys. Just curious! Ma...

KiNg0G:
As an Advanced man I finally decided to go for a job interview today Friday after getting the text yesterday night.
it really felt odd seeing young ones who me and then not mates interviewing me. I say see this one, if not condition I won't be here for you asking me unnecessarily question, delaying my time
something that was scheduled 9am you kept men you dobale for in the street waiting till 12pm before they start..
They said we need to write the application there, sounding pompous because they see we came to beg for job...i was even getting ashamed of myself seeing fellow advanced men like me who must have spent their youth age flexing... womanizing.. frivolities..now competing for job with this young ones..... so annoying...me that have done things..and if they tell me I be looking for job this year I won't believe ... it's my fault... since it was my first time...one lady was busy disturbing my life.
but not to fall my hand and seem dull I try as much to answer her questions... when it was getting too much I had to ignore her,

They shouldn't bother employing me, because the settings I saw..I don't think I can work for anyone talkless that company even though it's multi national
Seun
lalasticlala
mynd44

limau everybody just d raise shoulder for this country, oga, when you open your own company...employ people with a big hand shake. Employees ought to interview, your age is your business.

NASO DURING ASUU STRIKE I NO GO HOUSE I STAY FOR SCHOOL...I STAY FOR GOOD 3 MONTHS WITHOUT GOING HOME, SO EARLY APRIL AS BROKENESS CON DEY CATCH ME I SAY MAKE I FIND SMALL WORK COX I NO WAN GO HOUSE...I SAW VACANCY ADVERT, I COPY NUMBER...CALL, DEM SAY THEY WILL GET BACK TO ME, 1 WEEK LATER DEM TEXT ME SAY MAKE I COME INTERVIEW...I DRESS UP GO SALOON, TOLD THE BABES DO FLEX MY HAIR FOR ME I GET BETTER APPOINTMENT...SO I REACH THE PLACE, SAW 4 PEOPLE ALSO WAITING FOR THE INTERVIEW...AS E REACH MY TURN...NA ONE SMALL BOY ABI I SENIOR AM SEF, HE ASK MY NAME I TELL AM, HE CON ASK ONE STUPID QUESTION SAYING "WHERE DO I SEE MYSELF IN 5 YEARS TIME".... I LOOK AM WITH VEX, FOR MY MIND I SAID WHO GO EVEN WORK WITH WUNNA REACH 1YR SEF...THE INTERVIEW COM BE LIKE SAY HIM WAN DEY BRAG...SOMEBODY WEY THE SHOE WEY I WEAR GO BUY HIM DRESS FROM HEAD TO TOE TWICE*

I VEX TELL AM SAY MAKE HIM ROUND UP...HIM CON ASK WHERE I WAN GO I SAY PERSON DEY WAIT FOR ME...I ANGRILY LEFT REGREASTING THE MONEY I WASTE IN DOING MY HAIR AND MY TRANSPORT TO THE VENUE...THE NEXT DAY I GOT A TEXT SAYING CONGRAT THA I SHOULD RESUME NEXTWEEK WITH A SALARY OF 25K...I CALCULATE AM 8K WILL GO FOT TRANSPORT MONTHL....I NO FIT...THAT EVENING DAD CALLED AND SAID "WON'T YOU COME HOME AND HELP WITH SOME STUFFS" AND I REPLIED I'LL BE COMING NEXT WEEK

THEY KEEP CALLING ASKING WHY I NO SHOW FOR THE WORK...I SAY EMERGENCY SUP.

NB: THEY WOULDN'T HAVE GIVEN ME THE JOB IG THEY KNEW I WAS STILL A STUDENT

I find this thread as a comic relief. Mod, please transport this thread to the front page asap.

OP oo!!! You're a comedian...I really had a good laugh...
I can totally imagine.
During interview sessions, lots of things go through one's mind... like see this interviewer no even iron him clothe, omo see this one shoe, u sure say Dem dy pay for this company so? Etc... but you have to act professional.

Be like say, hunger never fire you

Lol

InsightfulMind:
Are you that old you always call people small boys. Just curious! Ma...

Remember that this is a faceless forum.
Anybody can claim anything.

Rozross:
So you are even a small boy

Broke evening newspaper.

Zonefree:
Broke evening newspaper.

Small boy

Bomboklaat

Why did you looking for job now? What happened to you?

mespusinglez:
NASO DURING ASUU STRIKE I NO GO HOUSE I STAY FOR SCHOOL...I STAY FOR GOOD 3 MONTHS WITHOUT GOING HOME, SO EARLY APRIL AS BROKENESS CON DEY CATCH ME I SAY MAKE I FIND SMALL WORK COX I NO WAN GO HOUSE...I SAW VACANCY ADVERT, I COPY NUMBER...CALL, DEM SAY THEY WILL GET BACK TO ME, 1 WEEK LATER DEM TEXT ME SAY MAKE I COME INTERVIEW...I DRESS UP GO SALOON, TOLD THE BABES DO FLEX MY HAIR FOR ME I GET BETTER APPOINTMENT...SO I REACH THE PLACE, SAW 4 PEOPLE ALSO WAITING FOR THE INTERVIEW...AS E REACH MY TURN...NA ONE SMALL BOY ABI I SENIOR AM SEF, HE ASK MY NAME I TELL AM, HE CON ASK ONE STUPID QUESTION SAYING "WHERE DO I SEE MYSELF IN 5 YEARS TIME".... I LOOK AM WITH VEX, FOR MY MIND I SAID WHO GO EVEN WORK WITH WUNNA REACH 1YR SEF...THE INTERVIEW COM BE LIKE SAY HIM WAN DEY BRAG...SOMEBODY WEY THE SHOE WEY I WEAR GO BUY HIM DRESS FROM HEAD TO TOE TWICE*

I VEX TELL AM SAY MAKE HIM ROUND UP...HIM CON ASK WHERE I WAN GO I SAY PERSON DEY WAIT FOR ME...I ANGRILY LEFT REGREASTING THE MONEY I WASTE IN DOING MY HAIR AND MY TRANSPORT TO THE VENUE...THE NEXT DAY I GOT A TEXT SAYING CONGRAT THA I SHOULD RESUME NEXTWEEK WITH A SALARY OF 25K...I CALCULATE AM 8K WILL GO FOT TRANSPORT MONTHL....I NO FIT...THAT EVENING DAD CALLED AND SAID "WON'T YOU COME HOME AND HELP WITH SOME STUFFS" AND I REPLIED I'LL BE COMING NEXT WEEK

THEY KEEP CALLING ASKING WHY I NO SHOW FOR THE WORK...I SAY EMERGENCY SUP.

NB: THEY WOULDN'T HAVE GIVEN ME THE JOB IG THEY KNEW I WAS STILL A STUDENT

Stop typing in all caps, that sh+t is rude and annoying... It's even against Nl rules.

Good...start yahoo

Lol.

Rubbish

Abeg! God abeg!

thebosstrevor1:
Be like say, hunger never fire you

Well, thanks to your Buhari and his useless Buhariconomics, 4 in 10 Nigerians can't even feed right.

I just pity babies and little children who're in this mess with us. They didn't choose the stupid leaders ; but they're the ones who will suffer the irreversible effects of malnutrition.

Pathetic!

Offpoint1:
Stop typing in all caps, that sh+t is rude and annoying... It's even against Nl rules.

COME BAN ME NA

ihatebuhari:

I hate buhari with passion

I SELL VIRGIN WHITE/ SILVER AND RED MERCURY CONTACT ME ON: 08109441889, CALL/ WHATSAPP ME THANKS..

KiNg0G:
As an Advanced man I finally decided to go for a job interview today Friday after getting the text yesterday night.
it really felt odd seeing young ones who me and then not mates interviewing me. I say see this one, if not condition I won't be here for you asking me unnecessarily question, delaying my time
something that was scheduled 9am you kept men you dobale for in the street waiting till 12pm before they start..
They said we need to write the application there, sounding pompous because they see we came to beg for job...i was even getting ashamed of myself seeing fellow advanced men like me who must have spent their youth age flexing... womanizing.. frivolities..now competing for job with this young ones..... so annoying...me that have done things..and if they tell me I be looking for job this year I won't believe ... it's my fault... since it was my first time...one lady was busy disturbing my life.
but not to fall my hand and seem dull I try as much to answer her questions... when it was getting too much I had to ignore her,

They shouldn't bother employing me, because the settings I saw..I don't think I can work for anyone talkless that company even though it's multi national
Seun
lalasticlala
mynd44

You carry pride go interview, u for dey for house make ur pride feed you. The organisation should go for thanksgiving because they didn't know what they averted.

The ages of your competition in an interview is a factor one must consider.

thebosstrevor1:
Be like say, hunger never fire you

leave am by the time sapa knock him door e go clear for him eyes
they no dey tell person na

But broke n proud are not supposed to be mixed together in the same empty bottle

I no too gbadun working for someone.The insult, with small salary go cause depression.