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lazkizz:
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You no dey hear word Omaye

Thanks for your patronage ....my wonderful customers

pls i want to involve in this business how can i make profit in this

Today is market day Ooo

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Maryam1234:
Money back guaranteed ;DThanks for coming forth for my PHC and Lagos clients,you remain the best thing that has happened to me in this online business Collaborating with like minds in Nigeria sweet die

thanks for believing in a total stranger, more blessings and Grace ma.

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Phone ring 6:am

Madam : good morning Lazz, are still sleeping ??

Is today not market ??

Me : the market opens by 9am

madam : OK my son...I will be waiting for you by 8:30am

Me :

*****INSIDE MARKET******


Madam ; Jesus see fish Ooo
wow !!! Asa mangala, OKpo , aririah cut , catfish, dry alligator meat, swan meat and even dry frog meat ..... ( only tiv people buy dried frog meat in the whole market )

Lazz I want to buy
*Asa 5 Maggie cartons
*catfish 3 cigarette cartons
*okpo 1 Big case .


Me : No wahala ma

seller : gaskiya madam I get am po pish Mai dadi .

Madam: how much per carton of Asa mangala ??

Seller : wahali madam this one is pithy thousand naira only (50k)

Madam : Ewoo!!!!! Chisos !!!!
Aboki you be thief

me : looking silently and

seller: madam bring 48k .... I don reduce something for you.. Ask nass sorry Lazz na like this we dey sell am.


Madam: Lazz let's go to another place

Seller 2 :welcome madam you pine well well well madam

Madam : ogun wan kill this one papa ni ?? I come buy market .. Aboki dey wine me say I fine , na fine make me live pH come adamawa ?? Mteewch

Seller 2 : Lazz "Dansika yaro" yane , kwana biu ?? Ya Mata ka ??
Kana jindadi fa .....


Me : alhammudillah


madam : how much your asa Maggie carton ?? I need like 6 cartons

Seller 2 : asa don cost well well Ooo, bring 55k per carton

Madam:
Lazz am going back to port .... Pls take the money and speak your hausa to them I don't know how dis Una market dey Ooo.


Me : ma let's try other sellers, this just 2:39pm before 5 or 6pm Insaha Allah we will get a better seller.
Or tomorrow we will try again.

Madam : which tomorrow, me am leaving this state first thing tomorrow morning, I left my husband and children and you are telling me we will try tomorrow morning.


Me : whatever
no be you talk say you wan come yolA come. Buy fish ??


***** EVENING 6:30pm*****

Me : madam I wan go house Ooo.
Tomorrow I go come buy my market.
This once were I buy today don do .

Madam: hmmmmmm my son Una dey try Ooo .... Na only God go help us for this Nigeria

Lazz abeg no vex, you know I can't go back to port empty handed .... Let's go back to the 1st seller and see if he can reduce something for us.


Me : OK ma ....I just hope. Someone else has not buy all the fish because his own are well dried and fresh , not all this old fish dey park full market .

Madam: Oga good evening we don come back again Ooo.

Seller : madam one alhaji were be house of reps member don buy all go give him friend for asaba to congratulate am for building a borehole in yola north LGA.

Infact they buy all my fish worth almost 700k .


Me : seller show me love na
Seller: you na my aboki oy a take 3k
Me: thank you.

Madam: I just waste my time and transport from port to yola

me : No ma .... Lemme tell you something about fish business, its one of the most risky and uncertain business in the world... But if you have patience and give it time you will enjoy it.



To be continue........

Due to Scarcity Caused by the Raining season, you need not wait till market Days to place your Orders please. This is because vehicles no longer arrive When they re supposed.�
Endeavor to Send a Message Via Dm, Or Chat/Call: 08069929209 once you need to shop well dried River fish of all kinds from the surest and Bestest plug in Yola @Lazkizz22
Remember all fishes re sourced directly from the fish Market and waybill immediately ���

Sunday surprise

Keep the calls coming

Will attend to y'all one by one

lazkizz:
Phone ring 6:am

Madam : good morning Lazz, are still sleeping ??

Is today not market ??

Me : the market opens by 9am

madam : OK my son...I will be waiting for you by 8:30am

Me :

*****INSIDE MARKET******


Madam ; Jesus see fish Ooo
wow !!! Asa mangala, OKpo , aririah cut , catfish, dry alligator meat, swan meat and even dry frog meat ..... ( only tiv people buy dried frog meat in the whole market )

Lazz I want to buy
*Asa 5 Maggie cartons
*catfish 3 cigarette cartons
*okpo 1 Big case .


Me : No wahala ma

seller : gaskiya madam I get am po pish Mai dadi .

Madam: how much per carton of Asa mangala ??

Seller : wahali madam this one is pithy thousand naira only (50k)

Madam : Ewoo!!!!! Chisos !!!!
Aboki you be thief

me : looking silently and

seller: madam bring 48k .... I don reduce something for you.. Ask nass sorry Lazz na like this we dey sell am.


Madam: Lazz let's go to another place

Seller 2 :welcome madam you pine well well well madam

Madam : ogun wan kill this one papa ni ?? I come buy market .. Aboki dey wine me say I fine , na fine make me live pH come adamawa ?? Mteewch

Seller 2 : Lazz "Dansika yaro" yane , kwana biu ?? Ya Mata ka ??
Kana jindadi fa .....


Me : alhammudillah


madam : how much your asa Maggie carton ?? I need like 6 cartons

Seller 2 : asa don cost well well Ooo, bring 55k per carton

Madam:
Lazz am going back to port .... Pls take the money and speak your hausa to them I don't know how dis Una market dey Ooo.


Me : ma let's try other sellers, this just 2:39pm before 5 or 6pm Insaha Allah we will get a better seller.
Or tomorrow we will try again.

Madam : which tomorrow, me am leaving this state first thing tomorrow morning, I left my husband and children and you are telling me we will try tomorrow morning.


Me : whatever
no be you talk say you wan come yolA come. Buy fish ??


***** EVENING 6:30pm*****

Me : madam I wan go house Ooo.
Tomorrow I go come buy my market.
This once were I buy today don do .

Madam: hmmmmmm my son Una dey try Ooo .... Na only God go help us for this Nigeria

Lazz abeg no vex, you know I can't go back to port empty handed .... Let's go back to the 1st seller and see if he can reduce something for us.


Me : OK ma ....I just hope. Someone else has not buy all the fish because his own are well dried and fresh , not all this old fish dey park full market .

Madam: Oga good evening we don come back again Ooo.

Seller : madam one alhaji were be house of reps member don buy all go give him friend for asaba to congratulate am for building a borehole in yola north LGA.

Infact they buy all my fish worth almost 700k .


Me : seller show me love na
Seller: you na my aboki oy a take 3k
Me: thank you.

Madam: I just waste my time and transport from port to yola

me : No ma .... Lemme tell you something about fish business, its one of the most risky and uncertain business in the world... But if you have patience and give it time you will enjoy it.



To be continue........

And to think I missed this story on the platform No wonder Mickey was Laughing.Mrs Kaffy also relate it on phone She got what she deserves, like I always tell them not everyone will do what we're doing for Nigerians currently,na we dey here dey face insecurities,na we dey enter Rain and sun na we dey strike the best deal haba mana

lazkizz:
Due to Scarcity Caused by the Raining season, you need not wait till market Days to place your Orders please. This is because vehicles no longer arrive When they re supposed.�
Endeavor to Send a Message Via Dm, Or Chat/Call: 08069929209 once you need to shop well dried River fish of all kinds from the surest and Bestest plug in Yola @Lazkizz22
Remember all fishes re sourced directly from the fish Market and waybill immediately ���

You forget to add From The Lake Chad Basin Money back guaranteed as e dey hot Thanks for the last supply,God bless you Omaye

Maryam1234:
You forget to add From The Lake Chad Basin Money back guaranteed as e dey hot Thanks for the last supply,God bless you Omaye

thanks omaye

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