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Ballzproblem2:
I don give a fucc if dey Haven't lost in 60 years, Croatia league and premier league ain't the same ,this match is in the bag

Our resident portable didn't drop a prediction

But one of his disciples did

Shegzdave:
I don’t bet on silly stuffs like this but I commend and love your confidence

silly stuff? Like since you are sure I am about to burn money as you said, why not take it all... 10k..
5k plate of bush meat, 2 bottles of heniken(1k),5h recharge card, TP 5h, 3k on confirm olosho and u don do the weekend finish oo.

if I was boehly I will invest heavily in the scouting department

Ebukacute:
silly stuff? Like since you are sure I am about to burn money as you said, why not take it all... 10k..
5k plate of bush meat, 2 bottles of heniken(1k),5h recharge card, TP 5h, 3k on confirm olosho and u don do the weekend finish oo.

Make I kuku send Aza as you wan burn the Money... use am do charity

larride:
Book of Banternation

Chapter 6 verse 9 - 18

9: Then the word of the lord came through his Prophet Larride, in the land of the shekpite saying; Listen to me ye children of Shekp for the lord of banter has sent me to you this day.

10: Then the people of the land of Shekpite did gathered in the square from their elders like Ibi the son of Ime, Nihi the son of Li, Balo the son of Rus, Iz the son of Zou and all the descendants including Sege the son of Ed, Don the son of Stan and all their families

11: Thus prophet Larride began to give them the word of the lord of banter saying; Ye have enjoyed your years of plenty, Ye have rejoiced in your plenty and scorned your neighbors who live in the land of Assnal. Thou says the lord of banter, this is just the beginning of your travails, you will go to battle and return empty handed, the basket of thy keepers shall be filled with goals.

12: Thou shall see your northern neighbors from the land of Manchester succeed and win trophies but your land shall remain desolate with cobweb just like your neighbors Assnals. This shall come to pass because thou had transgressed against the lord of banter.

13: I have heard rumors among you, rumors of protest like TuchelOut, verily I say unto them, this shall not happen until your once trusted commander Tuchel has turn your land into ruins.

14. This shall be so because thou hath followed in the teachings of the mad man Don the son of jazet who led a crusade against the one that brought you many victories and glories, ye hath insulted and disgraced him out of your land, therefore shall this disgrace follow you until you atone for your misdeeds.

15. Thou shall banish don the son of jazet from among you, purify yourself with ash and sack clothes maybe the lord of banter will have pity on you in the next five years. But be sure of this, say the lord of banter, your suffering shall be much and well televised

16: Ye have also been following in the teachings of one who call himself an Apostle of the lord of banter, Skimple the son of Dawg, thou says the lord of banter, do not listen to him as he will lead you astray, send him forth out of the temple and let him eat with the mechanics at the bus stop.

17. When the children of Shekp heard these words, they rend their clothes into 2 and began to wail saying "Please save us lord of banter, do not deliver us into the hands of our neighbors lest they mock us" they put on ashes and sack clothes and cry day and night but the lord of banter ignored them because they must suffer.

18. So prophet larride went out of their land, went his way and sharing the words of the lord of banter.

Amen!!!


That’s the only thing that can guarantee his arrest.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Ziyech should get out of this team

I hope he's not been paid[/color]

WhoDeyHause:
At least I did not predict anything today.

WhoDeyHause:
At least I did not predict anything today.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]I no watch again. Eyes dey pain me

Off to DW Documentary

I hope the next picture I see of Tuchel, is him behind the counter at Alagbon[/color]

izzou:
[color=royalblue]I no watch again. Eyes dey pain me

Off to DW Documentary

I hope the next picture I see of Tuchel, is him behind the counter at Alagbon[/color]

A40:
Once Airmark begin hype player. E don finish for am be that. Ina kpiti lo ma lana

So when I was hyping VVD in 2016 here, what happened to him when he later joined Liverpool? What happened to Thiago Silva while hyping him in Psg, didn't he later win Ucl? Didn't I hype Kante when he newly joined Chelsea?

You dey always chat rubbish anytime your boss is typing about me.

Shegzdave:
Make I kuku send Aza as you wan burn the Money... use am do charity

Fear fear...

If na Guardiola spent money the way Chelsea spent this window we no go hear word. But congrats

Ebukacute:
Fear fear...

No be so ...
I just don’t do that kinda bets

BlueMann:
Nani667, come help us draft anthem. We wan hire you, we go pay

Bkafu what you wish for

Can someone help me with the highest amount that has been spent by a manager in a window?

Point and kill!! Point and kill!! This was how Carlo Ancelotti signed dustbins for Everton and left them to Madrid.

When I was hammering this, they called me a troll, said I was insane, said I no sabi ball. Said all sort of rubbish. Called Tuchel master of bla bla bla electrical circuit their papa!!!

Tuchel has not started any tournament or league and win it for Chelsea. Tuchel hasn’t qualified for top4 convincingly without slips from other teams. First season, Spurs helped Chelsea qualify by beating Leicester after we got destroyed by Aston Villa and Arsenal back to back.

Second season, Arsenal slipped against NewCastle when they needed to win and we made top4.

The eediot lost 2 finals last season. A pathetic notorious bottler who used a senseless experiment to lose FA cup against Leicester.

A demented shameless racist who has been a big disgrace to German managers all over the world. Raff can spot talents at least, Klopp can press and attack. Flick and Jochim? They’re ruthless. But Tuchel? Can’t attack, can’t defend, can’t improve players. Just a German Allegri with little shrieked cheek sprinkled with Simeon Haram football. Someone that can wake up and decide to play Fraudvertz as DM or Kouli as winger.

I was calling him out, they said I be mugu, that he’s the best. They said he needed to sign his players. E Don set!!

Make we dey watch!! Times like this will have you wish we had Sani Abacha as our owner to guarantee death by hanging after getting the m0ronic dunce arrested. I curse the day I rated him out of ucl win excitement.

Gawd!!!! I’m so pained!!

Mount finishing that match remains a mystery to me.

He neglected his midfield responsibility
Isolated Kovacic all through

Mount contributed nothing while he involved in more minutes than Ziyech and Ziyech is the one called out.

This thread reeks of bias

Mount, is that a player?

[quote author=Shegzdave post=116423014]No be so ...
I just don’t do that kinda bets[/quote
Ok

Our best attacker after spending near £300 million is a homegrown right back

airmark:
So when I was hyping VVD in 2016 here, what happened to him when he later joined Liverpool? What happened to Thiago Silva while hyping him in Psg, didn't he later win Ucl? Didn't I hype Kante when he newly joined Chelsea?

You dey always chat rubbish anytime your boss is typing about me.

Alaye kip chut. Broken clock can be right 2 times a day.

Didn't you hype Kante? Kante that was a made man before joining Chelsea. What will you tell us next? That you discovered fire.

Mugu. You want to claim credit for known and experienced quantity like Thiago Silva

What do we do about your failed projects like Krychowiak, Belotti, Hazard, David Lulz. Current failing projects like Amotekun CSO Koulibaly.

The man you spent millions of man hours cursing upgraded from Chelsea to Real Madrid. The players you hype downgrade and become laughing stocks in football

Upamecano was struggling 😳 pic.twitter.com/dqINiaFl5N

— ESPN FC (@ESPNFC) September 3, 2022

Even the Upamecano we dey try manage you don carry your bad vibes reach him side

Scout isonu

airmark:
So when I was hyping VVD in 2016 here, what happened to him when he later joined Liverpool? What happened to Thiago Silva while hyping him in Psg, didn't he later win Ucl? Didn't I hype Kante when he newly joined Chelsea?

You dey always chat rubbish anytime your boss is typing about me.

Which CL did Silva win? The one Jorginho carried him to? Shame no catch you?

A40:
Alaye kip chut. Broken clock can be right 2 times a day.

Didn't you hype Kante? Kante that was a made man before joining Chelsea. What will you tell us next? That you discovered fire.

Mugu. You want to claim credit for known and experienced quantity like Thiago Silva

What do we do about your failed projects like Krychowiak, Belotti, Hazard, David Lulz. Current failing projects like Amotekun CSO Koulibaly.

The man you spent millions of man hours cursing upgraded from Chelsea to Real Madrid. The players you hype downgrade and become laughing stocks in football

Upamecano was struggling 😳 pic.twitter.com/dqINiaFl5N

— ESPN FC (@ESPNFC) September 3, 2022

Even the Upamecano we dey try manage you don carry your bad vibes reach him side

Scout isonu

Kante wey don win league and was one of the best players in the league na him he wan claim credit for

Kovacic did EVERYTHING in that midfield.

He was faced with the dilemma of no midfield partner to exchange passes with. His good for nothing midfield partner, Mount is always in the opposition box waiting for others to create for him when he ought to create.

Check the circuit image shared, Mount is always the fourth man in attack.

Mount supposed to be added to ritual materials to safe us from the rot.

Mount and havertz remain the undoing of tuchel. He better relegate both to the bench.

amodu:
Kovacic did EVERYTHING in that midfield.

He was faced with the dilemma of no midfield partner to exchange passes with. His good for nothing midfield partner, Mount is always in the opposition box waiting for others to create for him when he ought to create.

Check the circuit image shared, Mount is always the fourth man in attack.

Mount supposed to be added to ritual materials to safe us from the rot.

This post just had me laughing. Circuit image, when e no be Kirchhof's law we dey do

E don clear now

Ebukacute:
Drisham and firstborn... 10k deal.... I have pulled out from the rest elruditos and swishes. I no trust una new monikers

Yeah. I say make we bet out.


Who go board?

A40:
Alaye kip chut. Broken clock can be right 2 times a day.

Didn't you hype Kante? Kante that was a made man before joining Chelsea. What will you tell us next? That you discovered fire.

Below was you mocking Ngolo Kante, PANGOLO Kante at Chelsea. But now he was a made man before joining Chelsea. I am expecting your usual line : 'I later discovered that I was wrong about him'.

Your shamelessness is shaming your boss, Raumdeuter already.

A40:
Shey anybody head correct for that your useless club? From Hidden One Corner to Pangolo Kante and even your coach who is pretty much waving the white flag

A40:
Was Pangolo Kante trying to reenact the infamous Terry slip like a throwback challenge thing?

Worst goaliemepon in the league

When I was telling you about Kante being a great player despite not playing Ucl before, below was your reply. If na real life, I suppose tie you for one tree and flog you with koboko for mouth, right now.

A40:

Kante kor Kunta Kinte ni. Asinwin

larride:
Book of Banternation

Chapter 6 verse 9 - 18

9: Then the word of the lord came through his Prophet Larride, in the land of the shekpite saying; Listen to me ye children of Shekp for the lord of banter has sent me to you this day.

10: Then the people of the land of Shekpite did gathered in the square from their elders like Ibi the son of Ime, Nihi the son of Li, Balo the son of Rus, Iz the son of Zou and all the descendants including Sege the son of Ed, Don the son of Stan and all their families

11: Thus prophet Larride began to give them the word of the lord of banter saying; Ye have enjoyed your years of plenty, Ye have rejoiced in your plenty and scorned your neighbors who live in the land of Assnal. Thou says the lord of banter, this is just the beginning of your travails, you will go to battle and return empty handed, the basket of thy keepers shall be filled with goals.

12: Thou shall see your northern neighbors from the land of Manchester succeed and win trophies but your land shall remain desolate with cobweb just like your neighbors Assnals. This shall come to pass because thou had transgressed against the lord of banter.

13: I have heard rumors among you, rumors of protest like TuchelOut, verily I say unto them, this shall not happen until your once trusted commander Tuchel has turn your land into ruins.

14. This shall be so because thou hath followed in the teachings of the mad man Don the son of jazet who led a crusade against the one that brought you many victories and glories, ye hath insulted and disgraced him out of your land, therefore shall this disgrace follow you until you atone for your misdeeds.

15. Thou shall banish don the son of jazet from among you, purify yourself with ash and sack clothes maybe the lord of banter will have pity on you in the next five years. But be sure of this, say the lord of banter, your suffering shall be much and well televised

16: Ye have also been following in the teachings of one who call himself an Apostle of the lord of banter, Skimple the son of Dawg, thou says the lord of banter, do not listen to him as he will lead you astray, send him forth out of the temple and let him eat with the mechanics at the bus stop.

17. When the children of Shekp heard these words, they rend their clothes into 2 and began to wail saying "Please save us lord of banter, do not deliver us into the hands of our neighbors lest they mock us" they put on ashes and sack clothes and cry day and night but the lord of banter ignored them because they must suffer.

18. So prophet larride went out of their land, went his way and sharing the words of the lord of banter.

You done come again

Last time you gave scriptural prophecy we won UCL

Who be this Mudryk at Shakhtar?

Did someone say Hazards 5th goal from open play in UCL?