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THREAD CLOSED by DSTheGreat: 11:37am On Nov 15, 2022
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Re: THREAD CLOSED by Onucs(m): 11:38am On Nov 15, 2022
I overdosed just to catch fever and lost appetite because there was no food grin

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Re: THREAD CLOSED by DSTheGreat: 11:39am On Nov 15, 2022
Onucs:
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sharp guy, you don book space kwa
Re: THREAD CLOSED by DSTheGreat: 11:50am On Nov 15, 2022
Onucs:
I overdosed just to catch fever and lost appetite because there was no food grin
overdosed on what?
Re: THREAD CLOSED by HarlequinLekex: 12:04pm On Nov 15, 2022
Here to read some cheap lies
Re: THREAD CLOSED by HarlequinLekex: 12:05pm On Nov 15, 2022
The close of first year. Food don finish.
Re: THREAD CLOSED by KingMack(m): 2:03pm On Nov 15, 2022
I used crayfish chop garri cry cry

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Re: THREAD CLOSED by Brainmytool: 2:56pm On Nov 15, 2022
U don knowww
u don know what is happening.


This thread will be more of humor than saddening as many will think. grin
if people tell u what is going on..... U will not just laugh but craze.

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Re: THREAD CLOSED by Lauraobd1: 3:20pm On Nov 15, 2022
Omo sappa na bastard.

Had to start visiting freinds hostels just to eat hated it cos we will always engage in unnecessary discussions and women talks.But they don't know my target is is to restock my stomach and off I jappa till next time.that was my only strategies then..but me na boss now.
Re: THREAD CLOSED by Mrtaye: 3:50pm On Nov 15, 2022
Konji catch me but I no too gallant at that time so I go one of my female class mate living with her sister around iba and I was able to convince her to come with me to my hostel ooo only for her to deny me the coochie because she demanded for some small money I didn't have due to sapa...hmm I regret am till today cos it wasn't easy to persuade her to come with me.....sapaoooo
Re: THREAD CLOSED by Educonomist: 6:06pm On Nov 15, 2022
Hmm... U don't wanna know
Re: THREAD CLOSED by Jecci(f): 6:23pm On Nov 15, 2022
Yesterday naim the sapa hit me very hard. Throughout the whole day I didn't see anything to eat.
My hope nah if I go sleep for dream I go eat. Kai school is not easy at all. Sometimes sef because of hunger nothing you read go stay for your head.
Shout out to all students in this kind of condition one day e go better ✌️

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Re: THREAD CLOSED by Ramon92: 7:20pm On Nov 15, 2022
I had 650 in my account then and the minimum balance was 500. As I can't use atm, I walked in to the bank and wrote 150 naira on withdrawal slip and even had to stand for around 45 mins.
The look the cashier gave me ehn, but she didn't debit my account and she just gave me 500 naira.
Times too I'd borrow money to 'top up' my account so I can withdraw and return what I borrowed..

Another time my friend and I were looking for an atm that dispenses 500 for over 3 hours to remove my last card to cook concoction..

Times I learnt about life..

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Re: THREAD CLOSED by Sucre6: 7:26pm On Nov 15, 2022
Me and my roommate had only raw noodles at home and no gas in the cylinder

So we just eat the noodles like biscuit, and sometimes after lectures we would keep a deep stainless plate in the open for sun to hit it, until 1pm after lectures, we would pour the water inside pot, open the noodles and the ingredient and pour inside and allow it to soak, after 20 minutes, we go turn am thoroughly again and allow for another 10minutes them we chow grin,
shame no let use firewood cook for compound, me and my roommate they run things with our Landlord twin daughters but landlord later found out, another crazy story for another day grin.

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Re: THREAD CLOSED by DSTheGreat: 8:22pm On Nov 15, 2022
Sucre6:
Me and my roommate had only raw noodles at home and no gas in the cylinder

So we just eat the noodles like biscuit, and sometimes after lectures we would keep a deep stainless plate in the open for sun to hit it, until 1pm after lectures, we would pour the water inside pot, open the noodles and the ingredient and pour inside and allow it to soak, after 20 minutes, we go turn am thoroughly again and allow for another 10minutes them we chow grin,
shame no let use firewood cook for compound, me and my roommate they run things with our Landlord twin daughters but landlord later found out, another crazy story for another day grin.
spill it WE GO LIKE HERE AM
Re: THREAD CLOSED by okrikaboi: 10:05pm On Nov 15, 2022
Had only ten naira home and abroad one time. Tears just left my eyes, guess we all have a story we would never tell.
Re: THREAD CLOSED by royalair(m): 1:56am On Nov 16, 2022
Offloaded cement from dangote truck, fell sick same day. Used all my earnings in treating myself, used indomie spice to cook white rice, ate biscuit and water for two days straight, after the two days started drinking garri. I recall my friend telling me of how he fed on unripe paw paw (still white inside) because he had nothing on him. Went for work didn't have a dime on me after the close of work had to do conductor work in cooperate attire with my friend and colleague Elvis. Made #500 that day with small tips which I used for trans the next day and small chops. Elvis if you are reading this and you can remember, hope you are doing OK?. In every situation I thank God. Never stop, Never settle

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Re: THREAD CLOSED by SkengRay: 7:57am On Nov 16, 2022
For one week all I had to do was buy 200 naira akara every night to drink Garri.
Re: THREAD CLOSED by Randy100: 8:01am On Nov 16, 2022
Drank plenty of water just to make sure that their is something in my stomach. Hunger show me shege all through the night. I woke up in the night, I drank more water. Thank God for today, Oluwa don show me love, I eat very well.
Oluwa, I am still waiting for the GLK 450 you promised me.

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Re: THREAD CLOSED by christejames(m): 8:13am On Nov 16, 2022
Wh
Re: THREAD CLOSED by talk2hb1(m): 8:16am On Nov 16, 2022
Drank Garri for 2 weeks during Ramadhan fasting (Sahir& Iftar) while sitting for exams (UNILAG 2008)
Re: THREAD CLOSED by uchman(m): 8:36am On Nov 16, 2022
Ramon92:
I had 650 in my account then and the minimum balance was 500. As I can't use atm, I walked in to the bank and wrote 150 naira on withdrawal slip and even had to stand for around 45 mins.
The look the cashier gave me ehn, but she didn't debit my account and she just gave me 500 naira.
Times too I'd borrow money to 'top up' my account so I can withdraw and return what I borrowed..

Another time my friend and I were looking for an atm that dispenses 500 for over 3 hours to remove my last card to cook concoction..

Times I learnt about life..

Your story funny well bro, if I was the bank cashier, I will dash you some money.
Re: THREAD CLOSED by fadre5(m): 8:58am On Nov 16, 2022
I can't stop laughing going through the thread.

Well my case wasn't different as a Nigerian Student, I remember going from house to house of my course mates with my shuttle bag. You know the drill, if na small garri, I collect, if na maggi, I collect, if na one onions, sugar o, quarter tuber of yam oo, half sachet indomie, anything at all just to put in my kitchen as I had nobody back home to send money for me. Schooling In Benue State from Ibadan, you self check, sometimes I will just sit down and ask myself, "baba who send you come"?.. There was one woman in our community where my lodge was located whom I sometimes follow to the farm just to be paid #600 for a very hectic job na still tramadol and igbo go still collect the money because strength was needed. Sometimes I just track Okada guys reason Dem if they would want one or two treasures, na so I go carry them go my lodge go select some of my things sale out just to survive, my neighbors will be like, "Dele is such a geneorous guy dashing out things to even strangers" lol Dem no really know what'sup... Abeg make I pause here, it's begining to trigger memories and am almost crying already....

Thank God for the change of story...

Greatest Nigerian studeeeeeents.......

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Re: THREAD CLOSED by DSTheGreat: 9:42am On Nov 16, 2022
Re: THREAD CLOSED by DSTheGreat: 9:58am On Nov 16, 2022
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Re: THREAD CLOSED by Goodness34: 10:04am On Nov 16, 2022
life is too hard have not eaten for 4 days only water, i wish i could start a business

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