₦airaland Forum

rvp2018:
There is enough context (oil and gas) - NP - Nigeria Petroleum - for you to make sense of this. You want to drag me to your level so you can have a chance. Trust me I will beat you in the sea, land and air.

Only a child suffering from inferiority complex would talk like this. You are damaged.

There is a lot of I didnt not know. You're not alone. I have seen Youtube video of many Nigerians and other Africa. Totally ignorant. Only Kenyans know their shiet...and this because we have AFRICA BEST education. We've seen it all here - the English prose, the poor sentence construction, the bad spoken English and name it. This can never happen in any kenyan forum. All this reflect why companies rather come to Kenya.

This second thread - we kicked your gonads in the other one until you had it killed.

This one too I dont see it surviving...even if you had to come here just for the title.

To be very honest - for almost every kenyan here - this is perhaps their most enjoyable forum engagment - I personally have never interracted with more stupid people in my life than in Nairaland

In kenya forums - you can sweat! Kenyans are very brilliant and educated folks. I dont think you guys will last say a hour in kenya forum or kenya twitter.

Moi might have been everything incompetent - but he sure never dropped the ball on education. Kenya critical thinking skills, communication and aptitude is the reason why it's magnet for companies.

obaaderemi:
As a Matter of fact, before this thread many of us didn't know Kenya was doing so poorly. Of course, I knew it was just another African country, so I wasn't exactly expecting anything tangible. But it shocked me to know Kenya actually had an economy smaller than Lagos economy. I didn't know about mathare and kibera, didn't know we had companies taking over Kenyan companies, didn't know you had people starving like Ethiopians did in the 80s and that your was perennial.

I didn't know Indians owned you. Didn't know our sports even without really taking it seriously, was more diverse than yours, Didn't know you rented your wives to European tourists, etc etc.

If we were dealing with a serious country, you would never have seen a Nigerian here beyond page 1. This thread has exposed your country and the saddest thing is that you have resigned to fate, hence you see nothing wrong with that hellhole. Kenyans are worse than animals.

rvp2018:
It's insulting to compare kenya with Nigeria because even when it come to simple Oil and Gas - kenya companies dominate the region - all the way to Mozambique in south - South Sudan in the North. Even Central Africa - Kenya trucks are now going there.

Why cant you even hack the OIL and GAS business? I saw one Nigeria company being bought by NPP - I think it had 10 gas stations

You're just ignorant and proud of it.

Kenya outside South Africa - is the regional economic powerhouse.

Nigeria - your banks are doing okay - the rest of the sectors - you are DEAD as DODO.

Go to about 10 of these regional countries - Kenya is top 1-5 investor/trading/name it.

Nobody knows of any Kenyan companies here except the only one owned by that Indian dude. At least our banks are in Kenya, what have you got here.
Have you forgotten about the Nigerian company that built one of the longest roads in Nairobi?
You have no presence in West Africa but in Kenya, we are in your faces. I'm beginning to think that's why you are so angry.
We bank your money, we build your roads, we entertain you with our movies and our music, we even owned your oldest communication company until we got tired of raping you and still got a $50m thank you from your corupt Ruto.
Now I know why you want to die crying.

obaaderemi:
Nobody knows of any Kenyan companies here except the only one owned by that Indian dude. At least our banks are in Kenya, what have you got here.
Have you forgotten about the Nigerian company that built one of the longest roads in Nairobi?
You have no presence in West Africa but in Kenya, we are in your faces. I'm beginning to think that's why you are so angry.
We bank your money, we build your roads, we entertain you with our movies and our music, we even owned your oldest communication company until we got tired of raping you and still got a $50m thank you from your corupt Ruto.
Now I know why you want to die crying.

You are getting desperate. The road was only 5km and you got kicked out and blacklisted for shoddy workmanship. You are just a stupid afonja, nothing else.

Let assume that Kenya Airways has not be carrying you for donkey years.
We generally dont jump or fly - except for KQ
Our regional expansion is well thought out and strategic
We dont just run around like headless chicken like Nigeria
or recklessly burn capital like South Africa.
We work on regional expansion that is profitable - in 3yrs max.
We started from Uganda and Tanzania.
We have moved now to 10 countries.
With AFCTA - you will see Kenya companies.
We are now ready for continental expansion.
And it wont be one company.
It will be at minimum 2,000 companies... Tanzania has kicked kenyans but we still have 500 companies there.
This is not few companies.
Once kenya companies arrive in West Africa - it will be for everything.
What you saw from Chandaria - Towers - building 10 factories - now imagine 10 companies in each sub-sector all competing to expand.

obaaderemi:
Nobody knows of any Kenyan companies here except the only one owned by that Indian dude. At least our banks are in Kenya, what have you got here.
Have you forgotten about the Nigerian company that built one of the longest roads in Nairobi?
You have no presence in West Africa but in Kenya, we are in your faces. I'm beginning to think that's why you are so angry.
We bank your money, we build your roads, we entertain you with our movies and our music, we even owned your oldest communication company until we got tired of raping you and still got a $50m thank you from your corupt Ruto.
Now I know why you want to die crying.

rvp2018:
There is a lot of I didnt not know. You're not alone. I have seen Youtube video of many Nigerians and other Africa. Totally ignorant. Only Kenyans know their shiet...and this because we have AFRICA BEST education. We've seen it all here - the English prose, the poor sentence construction, the bad spoken English and name it. This can never happen in any kenyan forum. All this reflect why companies rather come to Kenya.

This second thread - we kicked your gonads in the other one until you had it killed.

This one too I dont see it surviving...even if you had to come here just for the title.

To be very honest - for almost every kenyan here - this is perhaps their most enjoyable forum engagment - I personally have never interracted with more stupid people in my life than in Nairaland

In kenya forums - you can sweat! Kenyans are very brilliant and educated folks. I dont think you guys will last say a hour in kenya forum or kenya twitter.

Moi might have been everything incompetent - but he sure never dropped the ball on education. Kenya critical thinking skills, communication and aptitude is the reason why it's magnet for companies.

So much for Kenya's good education system.
How many times have we corrected you here on your poor grasp of numbers and literacy? Can't count. Your silly brothers know their place, they don't talk much, they just post pictures or leave things at single sentences. Some of us don't bother quoting a number of them anymore.

You keep hyping yourself but nothing tangible to back it up. Every meaningful prize in writing has been won by Nigerians, from the Nobel prize to the Booker prize. No Kenyan has ever gone that far. But then, it's like they say: empty barrels sound loudest.

If Kenya was doing so well, your fdi would be the highest in Africa but then your dependency on aids is second to none. Kenya is a sin and a shame. No more no less.

When you're scrapping the bottom of the barrel trying to compete with giants - you'll trying to find a missing comma or here - to assure yourself that he is human afterall.
Just today you friend wanted to make a meal out of NPP.
My maths skills are beyond reproach.

I remember PLO saying Maxim de minimis non curat lex, “law is not concerned with small things.” . Facts are not concerned with small things - missing comma or estimation.

Again Chinua Achebe can win 10 literature Nobel Laurate - that doesnt mean Nigeria Literature is great. It's just mean Chinua is great.

Like Wole Soyinka wrote the tiger doesn't pronounce it's tigritude ; it pounces.

We are talking the average Nigeria on the streets on Nairaland versus average Kenyan.

obaaderemi:
So much for Kenya's good education system.
How many times have we corrected you here on your poor grasp of numbers and literacy? Can't count. Your silly brothers know their place, they don't talk much, they just post pictures or leave things at single sentences. Some of us don't bother quoting a number of them anymore.

You keep hyping yourself but nothing tangible to back it up. Every meaningful prize in writing has been won by Nigerians, from the Nobel prize to the Booker prize. No Kenyan has ever gone that far. But then, it's like they say: empty barrels sound loudest.

If Kenya was doing so well, your fdi would be the highest in Africa but then your dependency on aids is second to none. Kenya is a sin and a shame. No more no less.

One of the brilliant kenya lawyer PLO - nails Obaboon like jelly on the wall

maxim de minimis non curat lex


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrptDwWxFb8

Kenya education has no equal in Africa outside Mauritus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhEtDXLBaQg

rvp2018:
Let assume that Kenya Airways has not be carrying you for donkey years.
We generally dont jump or fly - except for KQ
Our regional expansion is well thought out and strategic
We dont just run around like headless chicken like Nigeria
or recklessly burn capital like South Africa.
We work on regional expansion that is profitable - in 3yrs max.
We started from Uganda and Tanzania.
We have moved now to 10 countries.
With AFCTA - you will see Kenya companies.
We are now ready for continental expansion.
And it wont be one company.
It will be at minimum 2,000 companies... Tanzania has kicked kenyans but we still have 500 companies there.
This is not few companies.
Once kenya companies arrive in West Africa - it will be for everything.
What you saw from Chandaria - Towers - building 10 factories - now imagine 10 companies in each sub-sector all competing to expand.

Chandaria is Indian and he is little known in Nigeria. The dominant roofing company here is nigerite.

Nigeria is Africa's largest economy, if you've not gotten here after all these years, it shows you can't make it here. Besides Kenyans own no companies apart from the tiny ones in the informal sector. You don't have the funds to make it here, maybe the Indian guy Chandaria. But black Kenyans? no way.
However, Nigerians will continue to eat your lunch in little India and your government will keep giving them thank you payments in millions of dollars.

Chandaria is not a kenyan? Based on what. He is 93 yrs and has lived all his life in kenya - and is as kenyan as one can think of - run his congolemerate from kenya. His father was born in Kenya and died here. His grandfather died in Kenya.
Chandaria is a trail blazer - and on it's wake are many kenya - black as sooth - business.
Already in ALORA in lagos kenya companies are starting to move.
As for your banks - they are HOPELESS - and useless.
Why would you expand to Kenya a very very competitive economy?
Kenya business enviroment is brutal - on competition alone.

obaaderemi:
Chandaria is Indian and he is little known in Nigeria. The dominant roofing company here is nigerite.

Nigeria is Africa's largest economy, if you've not gotten here after all these years, it shows you can't make it here. Besides Kenyans own no companies apart from the tiny ones in the informal sector. You don't have the funds to make it here, maybe the Indian guy Chandaria. But black Kenyans? no way.
However, Nigerians will continue to eat your lunch in little India and your government will keep giving them thank you payments in millions of dollars.

rvp2018:
When you're scrapping the bottom of the barrel trying to compete with giants - you'll trying to find a missing comma or here - to assure yourself that he is human afterall.
Just today you friend wanted to make a meal out of NPP.
My maths skills are beyond reproach.

I remember PLO saying Maxim de minimis non curat lex, “law is not concerned with small things.” . Facts are not concerned with small things - missing comma or estimation.

Again Chinua Achebe can win 10 literature Nobel Laurate - that doesnt mean Nigeria Literature is great. It's just mean Chinua is great.

Like Wole Soyinka wrote the tiger doesn't pronounce it's tigritude ; it pounces.

We are talking the average Nigeria on the streets on Nairaland versus average Kenyan.

Your maths skills? Don't make me burst with laughter. Ghanaians, South Africans and others have thrown jabs at you severally over your abysmal knowledge of numbers. Among your illiterate brothers here, of course, you tower high but then remember what is said about the land of the blind.....
Minor things become major things when they happen constantly, boy. Like your many blunders.

The average Nigerian Joe on the street is far better than the above- average Kenyan citizen. That's a fact.
Soyinka won the Nobel prize,. Achebe sold more books than any other African dead or alive, Okri won the Booker prize, Adichie won the Orange prize, etc.. Aren't Nigerians just "madt" when it comes to the written word! Kenyans, what have you won? Hunger prizes and aids.

I make my living as software engineer - and maths is an essential skills. I roll numbers out of my mind. You have to get a calculator to compete with my mental maths. The come and proclaim he is wrong

Like I told you Obaboon - I was a math savant growing up. The entire primary school use to sit back and marvel at my mental maths abilities...and by high school..I was nicknamed computer...and I hadnt even seen a real life computer.

obaaderemi:
Your maths skills? Don't make me burst with laughter. Ghanaians, South Africans and others have thrown jabs at you severally over your abysmal knowledge of numbers. Among your illiterate brothers here, of course, you tower high but then remember what is said about the land of the blind.....
Minor things become major things when they happen constantly, boy. Like your many blunders.

The average Nigerian Joe on the street is far better than the above- average Kenyan citizen. That's a fact.
Soyinka won the Nobel prize,. Achebe sold more books than any other African dead or alive, Okri won the Booker prize, Adichie won the Orange prize, etc.. Aren't Nigerians just "madt" when it comes to the written word! Kenyans, what have you won? Hunger prizes and aids.

rvp2018:
Chandaria is not a kenyan? Based on what. He is 93 yrs and has lived all his life in kenya - and is as kenyan as one can think of - run his congolemerate from kenya. His father was born in Kenya and died here. His grandfather died in Kenya.
Chandaria is a trail blazer - and on it's wake are many kenya - black as sooth - business.
Already in ALORA in lagos kenya companies are starting to move.
As for your banks - they are HOPELESS - and useless.
Why would you expand to Kenya a very very competitive economy?
Kenya business enviroment is brutal - on competition alone.

Chandaria is Indian. If you don't like that, keep screaming till you are red in the face. Any Kenyan company you see in West Africa is owned by an Indian. Name one owned by a Kenyan.

Kenyan of Indian descent. That is what good education does to your mind. The indians in Nigerians are indians. Those being shipped by Dangote in boatloads are INDIANS. Those in kenya are 5th generation Indians who came to kenya to build kenya railway and stayed behind. That is from 1890 to now....130yrs.

obaaderemi:
Chandaria is Indian. If you don't like that, keep screaming till you are red in the face. Any Kenyan company you see in West Africa is owned by an Indian. Name one owned by a Kenyan.

rvp2018:
I make my living as software engineer - and maths is an essential skills. I roll numbers out of my mind. You have to get a calculator to compete with my mental maths. The come and proclaim he is wrong

Like I told you Obaboon - I was a math savants growing up. The entire primary school use to sit back and marvel at my mental maths abilities...and by high school..I was nicknamed computer...and I hadnt even seen a real life computer.

Always ready to throw the first insult like the pained kid he is. You are really having a hard time.
Again, your maths and literacy skills are poor as numerous evidence have shown here.

rvp2018:
Kenyan of Indian descent. That is what good education does to your mind. The indians in Nigerians are indians. Those being shipped by Dangote in boatloads are INDIANS. Those in kenya are 5th generation Indians who came to kenya to build kenya railway and stayed behind. That is from 1890 to now....130yrs.

They're Indians. Is it impossible for you to name any Kenyan company in West Africa not owned by Indians?

Obaboon - I dont insult. Numbers in my brain DANCE. They have a life. Almost all the numbers I roll come from my memory. This is greek to you but only savants understand this.

obaaderemi:
Always ready to throw the first insult like the pained kid he is. You are really having a hard time.
Again, your maths and literacy skills are poor as numerous evidence have shown here.

GeneralDae:
They are even listing Indians .
I think there was a whole list (almost non ending list) from Nigerians here in 2017 when Nigeria was recovering from recession in 2016 (at a time many companies had closed down). Imagine if we start listing all these kind of industries now (of only blacks oo, no Indian), that would be futile in my opinion and a waste of time.

I think I'll just let the idiot go. He's a waste of time and he's already showing signs of a depressed mind. He's doing this to get over a terrible hurt in his life.

Kenyan company starts in Mombasa - and expand all the way to Nigeria. That is kenyan company. I can name others like Kenya Airways, Kenya Re-Insurances, etc.

Kenya Re is the oldest reinsurer in Eastern and Central Africa and serves over 265 insurances companies in 62 countries across Africa, the Middle East and Asia with over 50 percent of its revenue being generated from foreign markets.[2] The firm provides reinsurance products to both life and general insurance.[3] Kenya Re is listed on the Nairobi Securities Exchange.

obaaderemi:
They're Indians. Is it impossible for you to name any Kenyan company in West Africa not owned by Indians?

I am hurting you now. Piercing your ego. Pricking your poor conscience. I suggest you enrol in some online courses. Learning is a life time committment to improve yourself. Dont be proud to be ignorant.

obaaderemi:
I think I'll just let the idiot go. He's a waste of time and he's already showing signs of a depressed mind. He's doing this to get over a terrible hurt in his life.

Worth watching documentary on kenya - african-american, lgbt+ in kenya, kenya urban culture and many other issues

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fnh5oH5AVv4

I dont know if Nigeria music has finally penetrated Matatu matwana. I doubt they can meet their standards - for years it either kenya genge or american rap/soul/pop. Nigerian type of music for most of them is lame music. I have a week to go Nairobi. Nairobi has one craziest night life....from club to public transport...its crazy. New governor is taking action back to the main city center. Nobody lives in the main city - so all the crazy noises is okay.

One matatu can buy 20 -30 dafno.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcGz1QLt95I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34SOoYmCw8U

obaaderemi:
They're Indians. Is it impossible for you to name any Kenyan company in West Africa not owned by Indians?

Is there even a Kenyan company in west Africa

There is a kenyan lady who run your shoes industry and one who run your advertsing.

Fatima - run Ghana advertising. She moved to Bidco Uganda - then co-partner to Ghana and Ivory coast - now run her own advertising brand - uniliver is her client

In Africa - FMCG (fast moving goods) - it's Uniliver, Tiger South Africa and Bidco kenya

She is now a queen - and primitive Ghana society must acquiescence to kings and queens.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAbsu82rfl4

Just40:
Is there even a Kenyan company in west Africa

rvp2018:
There is a kenyan lady who run your shoes industry and one who run your advertsing.

Fatima - run Ghana advertising. She moved to Bidco Uganda - then co-partnet to Ghana and Ivory coast - now run her own advertising brand - uniliver.

In Africa - FMCG (fast moving goods) - it's Uniliver, Tiger South Africa and Bidco kenya


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAbsu82rfl4

Bata shoes closed down long ago... That is not running a shoe industry

Fatima is an employee of Ghanaian company..


Primitivity is when Kenya can't achieve anything to be proud of as a Kenyan

You cannot afford shoes. Bata is global company. Fatima runs her thing and she is queen. I should also come and become a king...sit my bum on the golden stool and excrete golden stool. That Briton who threatened to sit on the golden stool unless he is given golden bars is a legend.

Just40:
Bata shoes closed down long ago... That is not running a shoe industry

Fatima is an employee of Ghanaian company

Abuja international Aiport

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu1hh9FjeMg

The Bata Corporation (known as Bata, and in the Czech Republic and Slovakia, known as Baťa) is a multinational footwear, apparel and fashion accessories manufacturer and retailer of Moravian (Czech) origin, headquartered in Lausanne, Switzerland.

The corporation is one of the world's leading shoemakers by volume with 150 million pairs of shoes sold annually.[5] It has a retail presence of over 5,300 shops in more than 70 countries across five continents and 21 production facilities in 18 countries. Bata is an employer to over 32,000 people globally.

They have factory in kenya and made incredible harden SAHARA shoes.

Every kenyan kid wears or wants to wear Bata Leather shoes. There shoes are hardy as f. Every kenyan almost want to buy Bata but for the price

They are BATA shops almost everywhere in kenya. They are known for nothing but quality leather shoes.

Obudu ranch is abandoned horror shiet show. Why are they advertising it. Or it proborno the only thing we got? An international airport without international face...you got problems.

Fix the country.

Please I beg you to elect Peter Obi....otherwise you're done. Nigeria until it embraces its brilliant people will underperform. Suffering n Smilling like Fela Kuti sang.

Elect Peter Obi. Come to Geneva and get WTO Director General who fixed your banking sector. Look for many brilliant Nigerians. Fix your country.

Nigeria has no dearth of talent...you can almost pick PHD IVY league only and fill up cabinet...PS..name it. Lock these brilliant Nigerians in a room for 3 days...and they will give you a roadmap.

But what will happen - another half dying Tinubu will be elected ...he will likely spend more time in London hospistals than in Nigeria.


Look at Kenya - Ruto very young at 55 - has picked very young folks. I was with Murkomen - the powerful minister of transport at Uon - he was a year ahead of me. I was same year with now PS of enviroment. These are people known to me. They are there by pure merit. Young and motivated.

68816419:
Abuja international Aiport

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu1hh9FjeMg

rvp2018:
You cannot afford shoes. Bata is global company. Fatima runs her thing and she is queen. I should also come and become a king...sit my bum on the golden stool and excrete golden stool. That Briton who threatened to sit on the golden stool unless he is given golden bars is a legend.

Oga go and sleep, We west Africans view you Kenyans as being on par with Somalis . Don't let your ego get in the way; only a handful of Nigerian-owned businesses in Africa or even the world would be able to purchase all you have in Kenya.
You are well aware of our dominance in the fields of manufacturing, sports, entertainment, technology, agriculture, startups, and the economy.
If not for these individuals, even your so-called most profitable company, Safaricom, which is not even entirely owned by Kenyans, would have been run down by black Kenyans. Michael Joseph, who served as the founding CEO from July 2000 to November 2010, and Bob Collymore, who took over at Safaricom in November 2010, both of whom were foreigners, revamped the company.
Why are we even comparing ourselves to you guys when the majority of your firms, sectors, or even the 'large' startups weren't even created or owned by black Kenyans?

Ignorance is a bliss. You west africans are bunch of morons whose only dreams is to escape west africa.

If you're ignorant about kenya - and you look at nairobi - and you get shocked - that is not my problem.

10 yrs from now - you will be looking for visa to come to kenya - like youre struggling to dubai or south africa.

Dubai was a cattle and camel herding desert recently - most of middle east was camels and desert tribes - now look at them?

Look at Nigeria - got oil in 1950s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and still look completely shiet.

68816419:
Oga go and sleep, We west Africans view you Kenyans as being on par with Somalis . Don't let your ego get in the way; only a handful of Nigerian-owned businesses in Africa or even the world would be able to purchase all you have in Kenya.
You are well aware of our dominance in the fields of manufacturing, sports, entertainment, technology, agriculture, startups, and the economy.
If not for these individuals, even your so-called most profitable company, Safaricom, which is not even entirely owned by Kenyans, would have been run down by black Kenyans. Michael Joseph, who served as the founding CEO from July 2000 to November 2010, and Bob Collymore, who took over at Safaricom in November 2010, both of whom were foreigners, revamped the company.
Why are we even comparing ourselves to you guys when the majority of your firms, sectors, or even the 'large' startups weren't even created or owned by black Kenyans?

rvp2018:
Obudu ranch is abandoned horror shiet show. Why are they advertising it. Or it proborno the only thing we got? An international airport without international face...you got problems.

Fix the country.

Please I beg you to elect Peter Obi....otherwise you're done. Nigeria until it embraces its brilliant people will underperform. Suffering n Smilling like Fela Kuti sang.

Elect Peter Obi. Come to Geneva and get WTO Director General who fixed your banking sector. Look for many brilliant Nigerians. Fix your country.

Nigeria has no dearth of talent...you can almost pick PHD IVY league only and fill up cabinet...PS..name it

You cow, Covid-19 limitation only caused Obudu to be abandoned; it has since been lifted, and even the well-known Carnival in Calabar was abandoned as a result of Covid-19 restriction.