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Buhari Has Rubbed Tinubu For Poto Poto by Brainmytool(op): 10:56pm On Jan 25, 2023

Tinubu to Buhari: See let me tell you, Buhari Buhariii Buhaaariiiiii. grin

Tinubu: Who is there? get me broom let me wipe this poto poto.
Maid: Sir what?
Tinubu: Broom broooom brooooooommmm grin

Job seeker: sir once u become the president, i will get a job.
Tinubu: how many years did u spend in the uni?
Seeker: 4 years, Sir.
Tinubu: a 4 years course a 4 years job. grin

Seeker: i will be sacked after 4 years?
Tinubu: go back and spend more years. grin

Seeker: but sir the uni is filled with students.
Tinubu: once i win, i will remove 40 million and recruit dem into the army.
Seeker: 40 million? What will dey eat.
Tinubu: Agbadooo Ewaaaa. Then u go back and spend more years grin

Interviewer: Sir i heard Obi had a meeting with students today.
Tinubu: A townhall... different from balablu blublu blublublueee

Friend: Tinubu obi won 3 polls this week.
Tinubu: there is no polling unit on the internet. So my people go and get ur APV APC grin

and vote

Interviewer: sir what is fuel scarcity?
Tinubu: go and ask Buhari buharriiii and tell him is my turn grin

interviewer: turn for what sir.
Tinubu: i made buhari president.
Interviewer: What?
Tinubu: Yes. See he is passing go and ask him. Buhari buhaarii buhaaaarrriiii grin

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Re: Buhari Has Rubbed Tinubu For Poto Poto by shuttox: 11:00pm On Jan 25, 2023

Can someone pls remind Tinubu that his APC is the one currently in charge of our fuel, naira etc.

So do we now say Tinubu is on the same page with us the opposition that APC have failed woefully and should not be rewarded with another term....??

🤣🤣🤫🤣🤣🤣

Or his campaign is deliberately avoiding the last 7½ yrs while purely focusing on Nigeria 1999 - 2015 🤷🤷🤷🤷

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Re: Buhari Has Rubbed Tinubu For Poto Poto by yarimo(m): 11:05pm On Jan 25, 2023

Brainmytool:
Tinubu to Buhari: See let me tell you, Buhari Buhariii Buhaaariiiiii.

Tinubu: Who is there? get me broom let me wipe this poto poto.
Maid: Sir what?
Tinubu: Broom broooom brooooooommmm

Job seeker: sir once u become the president, i will get a job.
Tinubu: how many years did u spend in the uni?
Seeker: 4 years, Sir.
Tinubu: a 4 years course a 4 years job.
Seeker: i will be sacked after 4 years?
Tinubu: go back and spend more years.
Seeker: but sir the uni is filled with students.
Tinubu: once i win, i will remove 40 million and recruit dem into the army.
Seeker: 40 million? What will dey eat.
Tinubu: Agbadooo Ewaaaa. Then u go back and spend more years

Interviewer: Sir i heard Obi had a meeting with students today.
Tinubu: A townhall... different from balablu blublu blublublueee

Friend: Tinubu obi won 3 polls this week.
Tinubu: there is no polling unit on the internet. So my people go and get ur APV APC and vote

Interviewer: sir what is fuel scarcity?
Tinubu: go and ask Buhari buharriiii and tell him is my turn
interviewer: turn for what sir.
Tinubu: i made buhari president.
Interviewer: What?
Tinubu: Yes. See he is passing go and ask him. Buhari buhaarii buhaaaarrriiii

this is next president of Nigeria

Re: Buhari Has Rubbed Tinubu For Poto Poto by Brainmytool(op): 11:08pm On Jan 25, 2023

yarimo:
this is next president of Nigeria

Re: Buhari Has Rubbed Tinubu For Poto Poto by Babaken: 11:08pm On Jan 25, 2023

King maker is looking for who to make him king.

Re: Buhari Has Rubbed Tinubu For Poto Poto by yarimo(m): 11:10pm On Jan 25, 2023

Brainmytool:

TINUBU let us help him laugh

Re: Buhari Has Rubbed Tinubu For Poto Poto by Brainmytool(op): 11:11pm On Jan 25, 2023

yarimo:
TINUBU let us help him laugh

Person wey dey cry dey laugh? I dey ask u? grin

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Re: Buhari Has Rubbed Tinubu For Poto Poto by Felabrity: 11:29pm On Jan 25, 2023

yarimo:
TINUBU let us help him laugh

Buhari don scam your Tinubu

He dey laugh with him for public
Dey work against him for private

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Re: Buhari Has Rubbed Tinubu For Poto Poto by yarimo(m): 11:49pm On Jan 25, 2023

Felabrity:
Buhari don scam your Tinubu

He dey laugh with him for public
Dey work against him for private

sai JAGABA

Re: Buhari Has Rubbed Tinubu For Poto Poto by Victorclean1: 11:51pm On Jan 25, 2023

Pity Tinubu

Re: Buhari Has Rubbed Tinubu For Poto Poto by Yaribanzaonic: 11:51pm On Jan 25, 2023

You need chain, before you enter express.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

yarimo:
sai JAGABA

Re: Buhari Has Rubbed Tinubu For Poto Poto by yarimo(m): 11:52pm On Jan 25, 2023

Yaribanzaonic:
You need chain, before you enter express.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Thank God

Re: Buhari Has Rubbed Tinubu For Poto Poto by Yaribanzaonic: 11:54pm On Jan 25, 2023

Why you dey cry like this?? Abeg who get chain, before this thiefnubuu zombie enter Express.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

yarimo:
Thank God

Re: Buhari Has Rubbed Tinubu For Poto Poto by Omoawoke(m): 12:38am On Jan 26, 2023

I wonder how this people will go silent after election.
Princeoflagos may end up deactivating his account. The obsession with Tinubu is too much.
Hope u guys won’t drink sniper after they announce results

Re: Buhari Has Rubbed Tinubu For Poto Poto by Gadafii: 12:45am On Jan 26, 2023

He sure me say “I made buhari president “ really pained buhari, na why bubu remove tilinbu from WhatsApp group chat

But baba no quick understand, he was still sleeping on bike, na now he eyes don Dey clear from the mpurumiri he smoke, he’s now alleging sabotage 😭😭

Urchins howfar na, your king maker is inside mud oo

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