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I’m home and bored so I decided to make this meme story… sit tight and hold on to your pop corn.

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Dominique

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At 3yrs old


When you are jejely eating your biscuit and one uncle now pass and say dash me small, you innocently gave him hoping he will reject it and say thank you… but he ate it

Then he was now coming back again and you were eating the second biscuit and he says dash me small naa

The next day you coming back from school by 4:30pm, hungry and tired. on entering the compound your mum is still blowing beans

While you were crying for beans your aunty just came in with Hot okpa and Pepsi

But your aunty was just looking at you like:
Because she knows the okpa will not even Belle full her let alone reach your mouth

After dancing you turned to go eat okpa but your okpa has already digested in your Hanty stomach

Then your aunty now said Ochuko pls help me go return this Pepsi bottle

You went and sat jejely by the corner calculating your next move… and your aunty still tempt you again that you should come and return the Pepsi bottle

Before you could say jack you aunty brought out another okpa from her handbag

Make I go find pics come continue my story

You knew if you bag her she no go gree so you just respected yourself and went ahead calculating your next move

Still on your next move calculation, one of you aunts child younger than you shouted from the corner: ochuko go and return the Pepsi bottle and bring de…..

Before he could say deposit

If you’re following abeg indicate, or Make I rest

U dey try

😂😂😂😅😅🤣🤣🤣


You made my day !!!

This got me lol on the floor (Before you could say jack you aunty brought out another okpa from her handbag)


CC CamelCase

U try, Peter Obi is a scammer

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Correct, Guy.

U are Doing well. 👍👍

Correct, OP.

U are Doing well. 👍👍

After giving the idiot beating Of his life, it then occurred to you that you just miscalculated your previous move, you suppose return the bottle and never return the deposit to that stewpid aunty.

You now went back to your aunty telling her that you want to return the bottle:

Your mom was confused and was looking at you but you giving her eye

Your aunty gave you the bottle with insults :

Your mom then understood say na street you wan run your aunty she was just observing the whole situation like..

But as per your right hand girl wey she be, she no gree expose your plans

Oga kwantinue! 🤣🤣

You got to the probision store to return Pepsi bottle, you quickly notified mama rukevwe that you’ll be doing away with 4 biscuits, two sweets, from your aunties change… before you could finish ordering mama rekey we shouted from inside the store:

Taa! Your aunty no keep change o, she say she go bring bottle naw naw! Abeg drop my bottle and carry your head like tipper tire comot here … ole buruku.

And you were like… say what!!.. bitch!

You swallowed you pain and started heading home while you kept calculating your next move!!

If you’re enjoy the show pls let me know so I’ll keep it coming..

What happened next. The beans never ready yet

CamelCase:
If you’re enjoy the show pls let me know so I’ll keep it coming..

Keep it coming.

On getting home, beans was half way ready.
Lo! Your aunty man friend came around… he say the pain in your face and codedly gave you his ATM card.. to go to the POs withdraw 1k

Use 100 naira buy okpa for yourself and use the remaking change to buy him recharge card..

When your mom asked after you, Aunty’s man friend explained to your mom the errand he sent you, before he could finish

Your mom:

Knowing that he just loosed guard

On your way to the pos you were just calculating how you will use 200 Nara for okpa, 700 naira for betnaija and 100 mtn

You didn’t realized your Nokia 3310 has escaped from your pocket