You got to pos and they say 1,000 to withdraw 1,000

🤣🤣🤣🤣

No be your waka go lost:
You quickly told the POs to press 2,000 and give you 1,000

That okpa is a goal!

Ehn!

Wetin con happen next?

CamelCase:
After giving the idiot beating Of his life, it then occurred to you that you just miscalculated your previous move, you suppose return the bottle and never return the deposit to that stewpid aunty.

This one cracked me up 😂😂😂😂

While your POS neighbor was doing withdrawal you instantly noticed you could not feel your phone again. Mogbe!!

You quickly collect Madam POS phone to quickly dial your line , Lo and behold! Madam POS saved your number as OCHUKO MOUTH ODOUR

Chai! Your chest!

CamelCase:
You got to the probision store to return Pepsi bottle, you quickly notified mama rukevwe that you’ll be doing away with 4 biscuits, two sweets, from your aunties change… before you could finish ordering mama rekey we shouted from inside the store:

Taa! Your aunty no keep change o, she say she go bring bottle naw naw! Abeg drop my bottle and carry your head like tipper tire comot here … ole buruku.

And you were like… say what!!

This guys is good abeg 😅😅😅😅

The pain of the lost phone and mouth odour made you enter wrong pin inside pos…

Now first bank don debit Man friend

Still on your next mode calculation, one of you aunts child younger than you shouted from the corner: ochuko go and return the Pepsi bottle and bring de…..Before he could say depositStill on your next mode calculation, one of you aunts child younger than you shouted from the corner: ochuko go and return the Pepsi bottle and bring de…..Before he could say deposit...

You managed your pain and started tracing your way to the nearest Ecobank, ATM machine since Opay POS couldn’t Pay

On getting to ATM

Na 3 years old pikin dey do all this thing ?

The pain was too much you decided to go beg mama rukevwe for Fanta on credit.

On getting there mama rukky no dey store you traded your rubber band for Fanta with his 6yr old stubborn son that she left the store for.

As you just turn make you bullet away with Fanta, you sighted mama coming!

Devil is a liar, na there you kuku stand open the fanta, under two seconds you gulp am like mtn dey suck 40mb

Oyadorf:
Na 3 years old pikin dey do all this thing ?

No.. only the first one.

But it’s just a joke anyway

CamelCase:
You got to pos and they say 1,000 to withdraw 1,000

this one off me, abeg which country be dat?

Man friend become worried after getting debitnof 2k, and asked your mum if this is how you use to tay if dem send you

Your mom: then started explaining to him how you are a graduate of fine and applied vawulence and how you never return change.

Man friends:

Hahahaha

Nice one bro.

This your one post put smile on the faces of Nigerians than Buhari 8 years in office

Op permit me to share a grate of vawlence here.. omor you too good 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤝

Op you can sum up this on a book nd sale it...🤔🤔🛌🛌

Unyimekelvin:
Op permit me to share a grate of vawlence here.. omor you too good 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤝

Proceed in peace, no vawulence

CamelCase:
On your way to the pos you were just calculating how you will use 200 Nara for okpa, 700 naira for betnaija and 100 mtn

Hàáà!!! 😂

Oga kwantinue! 🤣🤣Oga kwantinue! 🤣🤣...

Op

Shey na so you wan con take do us as you no wan finish your story?

E no good o

Battery low! Watch out for part two

If you are viewing this topic and you enjoying the show! Pls say some comment to keep me motivated

CamelCase:
You got to pos and they say 1,000 to withdraw 1,000

na this one weak me. It never reach this stage nw

CamelCase:
You got to pos and they say 1,000 to withdraw 1,000

Ewee
I don laugh tire
This is epic

Osibajo2023:
U try, Peter Obi is a scammer

So as your dad scammed you

Benki003:



So as your dad scammed you

No no no! Not in my thread don’t come here and argue politics and derail my thread.

I be strong obedient but I no just wan answer am.

Immediately you finished your fanta you peel out once face house. You den got info that beans don ready but your mum don serve your portion give your aunty’s Man-friend because she wan make up for the vawulence wey you don commit

You on getting the sad info

You stepped into the compound, everywhere was tense, your auntys ManFriend was just sitting like:

After hearing that you were a comrade that was expert in vawulence,

Benki003:



So as your dad scammed you

your English is very poor, maybe u can reframe ur statement, or write in pigin

Oya where is the 2k, your Aunty screamed! From behind,

You were like see this one, she didn’t know this was your returning leg for the okpa match..

The vawulence in you won’t let you ignore her, you quickly turned and gave her the figure..

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