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If You Ate In This Eatery, You Should Be Married Now by Or11(op): 5:09pm On Apr 16, 2023

This was the only reason I looked forward to going to church because we always stopped here on our way home.

Indomie generation, pls go to any aboki to make you your indomie, this thread is not for you.

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Re: If You Ate In This Eatery, You Should Be Married Now by Flight90: 5:13pm On Apr 16, 2023

😅😅😅

Re: If You Ate In This Eatery, You Should Be Married Now by Ofemmanu1: 5:20pm On Apr 16, 2023

They have one outlet @Agege Pencinema that year.
The restaurant later got burnt.

Re: If You Ate In This Eatery, You Should Be Married Now by dawnomike(m): 5:42pm On Apr 16, 2023

Or11:
This was the only reason I looked forward to going to church because we always stopped here on our way home.

Indomie generation, pls go to any aboki to make you your indomie, this thread is not for you.

Reminds me of Chicken Grotto in Ibadan back in the days before the emergence of Mr. Biggs

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Re: If You Ate In This Eatery, You Should Be Married Now by Or11(op): 6:09pm On Apr 16, 2023

dawnomike:
Reminds me of Chicken Grotto in Ibadan back in the days before the emergence of Mr. Biggs

Never heard of Chicken Grotto but yes it was before the Mr Biggs era

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Re: If You Ate In This Eatery, You Should Be Married Now by superCleanworks(m): 6:10pm On Apr 16, 2023

Everytime I see that outlet my mind just goes back to that KUNTA KINTE movie series.
You would know why, if you still remember that series.

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Re: If You Ate In This Eatery, You Should Be Married Now by FahBuLous: 7:47pm On Apr 16, 2023

There is something I hate so much about people that stay in Lagos...

They just have this stupid God punish irritating rubbish believe that everyone is in Lagos...

Like WTF, there are other parts of Nigeria you bloody FOOOOOOLS angry

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Re: If You Ate In This Eatery, You Should Be Married Now by Or11(op): 8:25pm On Apr 16, 2023*

FahBuLous:
There is something I hate so much about people that stay in Lagos...

They just have this stupid God punish irritating rubbish believe that everyone is in Lagos...

Like WTF, there are other parts of Nigeria you bloody FOOOOOOLS

Lmao so people in Lagos are suppose to know which states have which eateries? Earthling you sound like a bitter person and I feel sorry for you for this reason. You should not be wasting your precious time on this thread and go and work, make money so you can afford the coins you wrote about on the thread you created about dating sites. Pathetic human

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Re: If You Ate In This Eatery, You Should Be Married Now by SmallmebigGod: 11:52pm On Apr 16, 2023

This is for rich kid. The rest of us look forward to Sunday rice or pounded yam at home.

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Re: If You Ate In This Eatery, You Should Be Married Now by thesicilian: 2:37am On Apr 17, 2023*

FahBuLous:
There is something I hate so much about people that stay in Lagos...

They just have this stupid God punish irritating rubbish believe that everyone is in Lagos...

Like WTF, there are other parts of Nigeria you bloody FOOOOOOLS

Your last 2 words spoilt what would have been a very good comment

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Re: If You Ate In This Eatery, You Should Be Married Now by grandstar(m): 2:41am On Apr 17, 2023

Or11:
This was the only reason I looked forward to going to church because we always stopped here on our way home.

Indomie generation, pls go to any aboki to make you your indomie, this thread is not for you.

In December 1988, I remember buying a quarter chicken for N6.25 then.

A family friend had given my brother and I either N25 or N50 for us to share.

Their chicken was the bomb. It was the Ikeja and Akoka I was familiar with.

Earlier that year, Maltina was N1 per bottle. So, it was a lot of money then.

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Re: If You Ate In This Eatery, You Should Be Married Now by Irupetepete: 6:25am On Apr 17, 2023

grandstar:
In December 1988, I remember buying a quarter chicken for N6.25 then.

A family friend had given my brother and I either N25 or N50 for us to share.

Their chicken was the bomb. It was the Ikeja and Akoka I was familiar with.

Earlier that year, Maltina was N1 per bottle. So, it was a lot of money then.

na wa o, old men dey this site Sha... 35yrs ago

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Re: If You Ate In This Eatery, You Should Be Married Now by unamamatoto: 6:42am On Apr 17, 2023

thesicilian:
Your last 2 letters spoilt what would have been a very good comment

what do you mean by last two letters ??

Should have been,*last two words* undecided

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Re: If You Ate In This Eatery, You Should Be Married Now by Or11(op): 6:53am On Apr 17, 2023

grandstar:
In December 1988, I remember buying a quarter chicken for N6.25 then.

A family friend had given my brother and I either N25 or N50 for us to share.

Their chicken was the bomb. It was the Ikeja and Akoka I was familiar with.

Earlier that year, Maltina was N1 per bottle. So, it was a lot of money then.

It's the one in Ikeja I remember, at the beginning of Toyin Street I think. Yes they had the best chicken and their chicken pie was too. Your memory is on point to remember the price of their chicken, I would never have remembered that.

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Re: If You Ate In This Eatery, You Should Be Married Now by Magnificenttop: 7:03am On Apr 17, 2023

Re: If You Ate In This Eatery, You Should Be Married Now by computer0810(m): 7:50am On Apr 17, 2023

FahBuLous:
There is something I hate so much about people that stay in Lagos...

They just have this stupid God punish irritating rubbish believe that everyone is in Lagos...

Like WTF, there are other parts of Nigeria you bloody FOOOOOOLS

U should have just ignored and wait for when thread about state u reside comes up

Regardless lagos is d only state that matters in Nigeria

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Re: If You Ate In This Eatery, You Should Be Married Now by computer0810(m): 7:55am On Apr 17, 2023

grandstar:
In December 1988, I remember buying a quarter chicken for N6.25 then.

A family friend had given my brother and I either N25 or N50 for us to share.

Their chicken was the bomb. It was the Ikeja and Akoka I was familiar with.

Earlier that year, Maltina was N1 per bottle. So, it was a lot of money then.

😂😂😂😂 I was born in that 88' but I still enjoyed my childhood then.......nothing like that again nw especially in lagos, practically no space again like we have then and it seems things r getting worse

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Re: If You Ate In This Eatery, You Should Be Married Now by Careente7(m): 8:06am On Apr 17, 2023

computer0810:
U should have just ignored and wait for when thread about state u reside comes up

Regardless lagos is d only state that matters in Nigeria

WT holy crap is this?🤣🤣 So other states don’t matter ? It’s over.

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Re: If You Ate In This Eatery, You Should Be Married Now by Mrtaye: 9:13am On Apr 17, 2023

Or11:
This was the only reason I looked forward to going to church because we always stopped here on our way home.

Indomie generation, pls go to any aboki to make you your indomie, this thread is not for you.

Wooow I remembered the one on Palm Avenue/Ladipo road that year for Mushin

Re: If You Ate In This Eatery, You Should Be Married Now by Mrtaye: 9:15am On Apr 17, 2023

superCleanworks:
Everytime I see that outlet my mind just goes back to that KUNTA KINTE movie series.
You would know why, if you still remember that series.

You mean Toby

Re: If You Ate In This Eatery, You Should Be Married Now by Mrtaye: 9:17am On Apr 17, 2023

thesicilian:
Your last 2 letters spoilt what would have been a very good comment

You mean last 2 words

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Re: If You Ate In This Eatery, You Should Be Married Now by Or11(op): 9:40am On Apr 17, 2023

Mrtaye:
Wooow I remembered the one on Palm Avenue/Ladipo road that year for Mushin

It's seems they were many in Lagos. It's only one outlet I remember because that was the one my family usually went to. Makes me wonder how many states they operated in

Re: If You Ate In This Eatery, You Should Be Married Now by emoboy4u: 9:43am On Apr 17, 2023

Lol, ridiculing the Gen-Z gives alot of you older guys orgasm. I don't understand why y'll must always include "GenZ stay away bla bla"

Shior.

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Re: If You Ate In This Eatery, You Should Be Married Now by Mrtaye: 9:48am On Apr 17, 2023

Or11:
It's seems they were many in Lagos. It's only one outlet I remember because that was the one my family usually went to. Makes me wonder how many states they operated in

Yes and there is also another one "Express Fisheries"

Re: If You Ate In This Eatery, You Should Be Married Now by Oblongata: 10:04am On Apr 17, 2023*

After going to Zoey's Arcade or E-world, my late brother would top it up by taking me to Chicken George that year. That was every month end when he collected his salary. I still upgrade his grave every year for the past 12 years now in loving memory. Thank you op for igniting a sweet memory. Cheers to the ones that we lost!!!

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Re: If You Ate In This Eatery, You Should Be Married Now by thesicilian: 10:10am On Apr 17, 2023

Mrtaye:
You mean last 2 words

Yeah.

Re: If You Ate In This Eatery, You Should Be Married Now by Or11(op): 10:21am On Apr 17, 2023

Mrtaye:
Yes and there is also another one "Express Fisheries"

Yes I remember there but never ate there

Re: If You Ate In This Eatery, You Should Be Married Now by April4th(m): 10:30am On Apr 17, 2023

I remembered the one at Enerhen Junction that year, but it doesn't exist anymore. Good old days grin

Re: If You Ate In This Eatery, You Should Be Married Now by Merinada: 10:33am On Apr 17, 2023

[color=#770077][/color] LOL

Re: If You Ate In This Eatery, You Should Be Married Now by Or11(op): 12:08pm On Apr 17, 2023

Oblongata:
After going to Zoey's Arcade or E-world, my late brother would top it up with Chicken George that year. That was every month end when he collected his salary. I still upgrade his grave every year for the past 12 years now in loving memory. Thank you op for igniting a sweet memory. Cheers to the ones that we lost!!!

Sorry to hear about your brother, it's a good thing you have such sweet memories of your brother.

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