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Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by Okwyjesus(m): 11:50am On Apr 24, 2023
EKONGKING:
88+187+8 is 283
But result is given 286

Majority of northern Nigerians are literate only in name.
They have poor mathematical or scientific skills,
And they head ministries designing policies.
That suppose to be for smart first class brains
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by Nobody: 11:56am On Apr 24, 2023
There's no difference between being an illiterate and being a northern graduate. Same difference!

That's why Buhari has ruined the country with his cantankerous leadership style.

They will rather share 5k to one-fifth of Nigerians than building a functional refinery and refined our oil here. Brain of cockroaches
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by DEmejioba1: 11:59am On Apr 24, 2023
EKONGKING:
88+187+8 is 283
But result is given 286

Majority of northern Nigerians are literate only in name.
They have poor mathematical or scientific skills,
But he wrote 3 as invalid votes. You can check it up at the top of the result sheet
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by johnbd: 11:59am On Apr 24, 2023
blackpanda:
You forgot this
This is worst. Na the presiding officer come be agent.😂😂😂 grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by Nchenches: 12:04pm On Apr 24, 2023
Bluffly:
So they learn to write and calculate in University, abi? You are not different.
I made a veiled reference to the type of failed leaders you chose for Nigeria.
You respond with this sale of snake oil.
Yes, people learn more spelling and calculation in the university.
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by Parrot69: 12:05pm On Apr 24, 2023
DennisEche:
Stop saying sheet, you that your region is not back ward, what has your state government done. Is your state competing with Dubai or Singapore? Bad leadership is not related to been educated or illiterate. Almost all the returning officers in the just concluded elections are professors,what have they done differently
Whatever suits your logic. Criticism is welcome, but don't let reality to elude your shallow thinking.
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by Mayeldah(m): 12:05pm On Apr 24, 2023
Check the names na, na abokis.

person wey go read Islamic Literature in the university, what do you expect?
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by KanuSE: 12:07pm On Apr 24, 2023
EKONGKING:
88+187+8 is 283
But result is given 286

Majority of northern Nigerians are literate only in name.
They have poor mathematical or scientific skills,
Northerners shouldn't have been merged with the southern protectorate, Frederick Lugard got it wrong...totally.
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by NickD(m): 12:07pm On Apr 24, 2023
Obinoscopy:
INEC adhoc staff were mostly NYSC Youth Corp Members. While going through some result sheets on IREV, the following result sheets (see attached picture) revealed that some of our Corp Members are "olodo". You would expect the Corp Members to be well educated as they purportedly graduated from tertiary institutions.

Picture 1: The INEC adhoc staff is writing 8 as "eate" instead of eight. Writing 88 as "eate ete" instead of eighty eight. And writing 187 as "one eate seven" instead of one hundred and eighty seven.

Picture 2: The adhoc staff wrote 57 as "fivety seven" instead of fifty seven. Writing 46 as "fourty six" instead of forty six. And writing 100 as "one hundret" instead of one hundred.

Picture 3: The INEC adhoc staff wrote 207 as "two zero seven" instead of two hundred and seven.

What do you have to say about this sorry situation?
Some of them will come out tomorrow to claim being a graduate. Half baked lot with nothing to offer.
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by Bluffly: 12:09pm On Apr 24, 2023
Nchenches:
I made a veiled reference to the type of failed leaders you chose for Nigeria.
You respond with this sale of snake oil.
Yes, people learn more spelling and calculation in the university.
Haha, it is well with you
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by Corridon: 12:11pm On Apr 24, 2023
KazikageSama:
No need for assumptions Sir. The names are actually there grin
grin
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by EKONGKING: 12:15pm On Apr 24, 2023
DEmejioba1:
But he wrote 3 as invalid votes. You can check it up at the top of the result sheet
Invalid votes or rejected ones are not added to total number of valid votes anywhere in the world except maybe northern Nigeria.
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by Bimpe29(m): 12:16pm On Apr 24, 2023
Haba! With due respect, it's really unarguably known that it can't be westerners even though the polling units are from the West.

Corridon:
Likely westerners.
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by Kinehap: 12:16pm On Apr 24, 2023
No blame them, most of them see going to school as scam. Let me just answer the name graduate.

On the other hand, they want to be like their political leaders. How many of our leaders go better school, no be to buy degree most of them do.

As my Governor Wile dey, can he defend his certificate in law. Does his English sounds like something close to being a barrister.
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by Pickmycall: 12:16pm On Apr 24, 2023
Obinoscopy:
INEC adhoc staff were mostly NYSC Youth Corp Members. While going through some result sheets on IREV, the following result sheets (see attached picture) revealed that some of our Corp Members are "olodo". You would expect the Corp Members to be well educated as they purportedly graduated from tertiary institutions.

Picture 1: The INEC adhoc staff is writing 8 as "eate" instead of eight. Writing 88 as "eate ete" instead of eighty eight. And writing 187 as "one eate seven" instead of one hundred and eighty seven.

Picture 2: The adhoc staff wrote 57 as "fivety seven" instead of fifty seven. Writing 46 as "fourty six" instead of forty six. And writing 100 as "one hundret" instead of one hundred.

Picture 3: The INEC adhoc staff wrote 207 as "two zero seven" instead of two hundred and seven.

What do you have to say about this sorry situation?
Na north na.The 95% population
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by DennisEche(m): 12:16pm On Apr 24, 2023
Parrot69:
Whatever suits your logic. Criticism is welcome, but don't let reality to elude your shallow thinking.
I didn't criticise , I was been objective. Take a case study of Delta and Bayelsa state. With the amount of allocation they receive from government, what have the governors done with it
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by slivertongue: 12:17pm On Apr 24, 2023
Bluffly:
So they will train them how to write in words and how to add figures
Some INEC adhoc staff were folks who cud hardly read &write . Some struggled to do the job
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by Parrot69: 12:18pm On Apr 24, 2023
DennisEche:
I didn't criticise , I was been objective. Take a case study of Delta and Bayelsa state. With the amount of allocation they receive from government, what have the governors done with it
Debating with you is a waste of time. undecided
Sorry, I get paid by the hour.
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by Pickmycall: 12:23pm On Apr 24, 2023
The INEC ad-hoc staff did not certify his name below the second results sheet
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by JOemmy(m): 12:24pm On Apr 24, 2023
These are the same people that will be considered to be given federal jobs in future so sad.
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by Davigor: 12:29pm On Apr 24, 2023
Nchenches:
The corpers are mostly self-educated.
How many months a year did universities and polytechnics remain open for them to learn? Expect the worse if the con men arranged for next apex political leadership take over, despite their usual promises, promises they made in 2015 remain unfulfilled.
Even a secondary school graduate do it without sweating..
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by LadyExcellency: 12:29pm On Apr 24, 2023
You never see something until you see professional addition

+5 5 0
+2 5 0
=7100

Getting 7,100 instead of 800

Nothing like carrying one just the addition straightforward.
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by Mickykarim: 12:29pm On Apr 24, 2023
Obinoscopy:
INEC adhoc staff were mostly NYSC Youth Corp Members. While going through some result sheets on IREV, the following result sheets (see attached picture) revealed that some of our Corp Members are "olodo". You would expect the Corp Members to be well educated as they purportedly graduated from tertiary institutions.

Picture 1: The INEC adhoc staff is writing 8 as "eate" instead of eight. Writing 88 as "eate ete" instead of eighty eight. And writing 187 as "one eate seven" instead of one hundred and eighty seven.

Picture 2: The adhoc staff wrote 57 as "fivety seven" instead of fifty seven. Writing 46 as "fourty six" instead of forty six. And writing 100 as "one hundret" instead of one hundred.

Picture 3: The INEC adhoc staff wrote 207 as "two zero seven" instead of two hundred and seven.

What do you have to say about this sorry situation?
THE TEACHERS AND LECTURERS WHO CHURNS OUT THESE MEDIOCRES SHOULD PARTAKE IN THE BLAMES.

They are always either on strike and or runs after private businesses.

YOU CAN SEE THE REASONS WHY THERE ARE NO INNOVATIONS ON INVENTIONS FROM CONTINENT Africa, SINCE OURS ARE JUST GLORIFIED CITADELS. THEY ARE BREEDING GROUNDS FOR MEDIOCRITY WITH EFFICIENT INCOMPETENCE.

It is most unfortunate.
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by Blackdisciple(m): 12:46pm On Apr 24, 2023
The first paper
Isa Sulaiman Na pure olodo tomorrow he will be a Senator. grin grin

The last paper say Na
207 in words Na two zero seven
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by VinnyBaba: 12:46pm On Apr 24, 2023
This is the kind of INEC results that produced Tinubu as President 'Elect'. undecided

Apart from Rigging, He Got lots of votes from ILLITERACY regions. 😕

U can't see such Nonsense in places like, Edo, Lagos states. smiley
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by victorsola: 12:46pm On Apr 24, 2023
blackpanda:
You forgot this
na 1 polling agent sign for all . Obi is a lier
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by erico2k2(m): 12:46pm On Apr 24, 2023
Obinoscopy:
INEC adhoc staff were mostly NYSC Youth Corp Members. While going through some result sheets on IREV, the following result sheets (see attached picture) revealed that some of our Corp Members are "olodo". You would expect the Corp Members to be well educated as they purportedly graduated from tertiary institutions.

Picture 1: The INEC adhoc staff is writing 8 as "eate" instead of eight. Writing 88 as "eate ete" instead of eighty eight. And writing 187 as "one eate seven" instead of one hundred and eighty seven.

Picture 2: The adhoc staff wrote 57 as "fivety seven" instead of fifty seven. Writing 46 as "fourty six" instead of forty six. And writing 100 as "one hundret" instead of one hundred.

Picture 3: The INEC adhoc staff wrote 207 as "two zero seven" instead of two hundred and seven.

What do you have to say about this sorry situation?
If you was clever you will know that ws a rigged result and was not written by the NYSC staff,
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by JOemmy(m): 12:47pm On Apr 24, 2023
Parrot69:
I'm not surprised.. na dem nah.. those backward people with "born to rule" mentality.
What is the surprise here when their JAMB cut off mark is different from their counter-parts in the South of the country. Na dem full Government offices (Aso Rock) dishing out crude & awkward policies for a Country whose Resources and HDI is mostly centered on the Southern part of the country.
People that doesn't want to help themselves with basic education, their only goal in life is : Power, Religion, and Tribalism
I pray this country split make all man find levels.
Splitting the country is actually the only permanent solution to all these rubbish but northern fulani elites and their corrupt politicians in the south will rather prefer to die than to allow that to happen. Where will they be getting all the free billions of dollars they are currently looting from if nigeria divides?
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by victorsola: 12:49pm On Apr 24, 2023
oxygeng:
there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. your guiltiness did not allow you to get the point in the original post before jumping into foolish defense as usual. that abia result is very clean by the way.
with the presiding officer signing for polling agents. Obi people will not amaze me . Rigging of the highest order
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by Marikaert: 12:53pm On Apr 24, 2023
grin
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by VinnyBaba: 12:54pm On Apr 24, 2023
KanuSE:
Northerners shouldn't have been merged with the southern protectorate, Frederick Lugard got it wrong...totally.
Dat's why their Smart Leaders take Presidential Elections and National Politics as DO OR DIE. 😒

See how Garba Shehu was saying APC should not give SE and SS the Senate Presidency, dat the North should have it. sad

They Grip Tight on Politics since they mostly offer NOTHING to Nigeria
and know how Disadvantaged they are. embarassed 😕
Re: Some Funny INEC Result Sheets by Mallamjp(m): 12:55pm On Apr 24, 2023
EKONGKING:
88+187+8 is 283
But result is given 286

Majority of northern Nigerians are literate only in name.
They have poor mathematical or scientific skills,
Your mother is the King of Illiteracy. Tell her if you reach house 🏠. Please don't forget. Idiot
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