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Snake In The Room At Midnight! - Nairaland General - Nairaland

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Snake In The Room At Midnight! by sulakishop(op):
See the snake I killed in the room at 2am. It was trying to climb the bed with the laptop bag, then I was awoken by the sound of the crispy bag.



Lessons learnt: Never sleep without a torch, don't assume that all sounds in the midnight are cockroaches or rats... I almost ignored the sound because I couldn't find my eye glass and torch beside me!


*So because the snake too small, lalasticlala no fit push am go front page? *

Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by yrhuhfy113: 2:46am On May 19, 2023
if you don't live near the bush or in a farm....


START PRAYING NOW
Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by ipobarecriminals: 3:01am On May 19, 2023
undecided
Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by pyyxxaro: 3:23am On May 19, 2023
OP this one na Belt na , better leather belt undecided
Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by ChybuzzDD(m): 3:28am On May 19, 2023
yrhuhfy113:
if you don't live near the bush or in a farm....


START PRAYING NOW
He should start praying even after successfully eliminating the snake/intruder??

What would be the role of prayers here?

If you're that religious, you should be talking about thanksgiving
Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by Staphylococcus:
yrhuhfy113:
if you don't live near the bush or in a farm....


START PRAYING NOW
When you think you have seen the worst, it’s getting lower!


Who told you prayer repels snakes? You did not even mention fumigation or weeding.


Sometimes, I just get so fed-up of my race. At any little thing their common brain can reason out, they just dive into spirituality
Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by poshestmina(f):
Thank God for mercies and please pray more .

Ignore Staphylococcus and other sickness!
Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by yrhuhfy113: 4:38am On May 19, 2023
ChybuzzDD:
He should start praying even after successfully eliminating the snake/intruder??

What would be the role of prayers here?

If you're that religious, you should be talking about thanksgiving
PLS WATCH THE MOVIE..... 300 SPARTANS...


you don't celebrate a battle when you are in a war.

just ONE SNAKE, he should be celebrating, when he has not known where it came from and the source or if there are others coming. Anyway.... we thank GOD.
Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by yrhuhfy113: 4:42am On May 19, 2023
Staphylococcus:
When you think you have seen the worst, it’s getting lower!


Who told you prayer repels snakes? You did not even mention fumigation or weeding.


Sometimes, I just so fed of my race. At any little thing their common brain can reason out, they just dive into spirituality
I pray you heal from whatever damaged your mind.

YOU OBVIOUSLY DIDNT READ THAT I CLEARLY SAID IF HE IS NOT LIVING CLOSE TO THE BUSH OR A FARM


but because I brought up prayers, YOUR IGNORANT MIND quickly attacked it.

BRO, MUD CLAY... BLOW HAIR INTO IT, if it comes alive, then I will believe there is no SPIRITUAL FORCE BEHIND HUMAN EXISTENCE.


But if no scientist can replicate the BIOLOGICAL PROCESSES with natural air, without nanites and artificial stuff.... THEN THAT IS ALL THE PROOF OF GOD YOU NEED.



If he has reasons for snakes to be around him, SURE HE SHOULD FUMIGATE AND CLEAR EVERY GRASS OR WEED IN HIS ENVIRON.

but if not, THEN it is not ordinary.


so pls be at peace, I know what I said to him.... if your mind had all the answers, then you would have found the cause of mysterious deaths. mtchew....

pls be prayeful o.... else E GO SHOCK YOU when E CHOKE
Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by ChybuzzDD(m): 6:12am On May 19, 2023
yrhuhfy113:
PLS WATCH THE MOVIE..... 300 SPARTANS...


you don't celebrate a battle when you are in a war.

just ONE SNAKE, he should be celebrating, when he has not known where it came from and the source or if there are others coming. Anyway.... we thank GOD.
King Leonidas never celebrated while in battle with the Persians.

His/Spartans' eventual loss was due to the betrayal from Ephialtes.

Hope you're not referencing the movie and hence, the historical battle of Thermopylae, wrongly?
Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by Staphylococcus: 6:33am On May 19, 2023
poshestmina:
Thank you for mercies and please pray more .

Ignore Staphylococcus and other sickness!
Pray against snakes?

It will never be well with who did these to you!
Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by Cassandraloius: 6:41am On May 19, 2023
Thank God you killed it, two weeks ago I found same exact black snake in my WC around 10pm, I thank God that there was nepa light, that was how I killed it.
Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by Houseofglam7(f): 8:13pm On May 19, 2023
😱😱😱
Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by Foodqueen(f): 7:38am On May 20, 2023
Waoh!! How did it get in. Do u have bushes around
Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by wunmi590(m): 10:09pm On May 22, 2023
huh

Kindly fumigate your environment and most especially your rooms
Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by dynicks(m): 10:09pm On May 22, 2023
The guy must have insulted LALA on this forum and thought we was gonno go free..!!

We keep telling people that in as much as this is a faceless forum, doesn't mean one can't be located and found!!..
Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by gasparpisciotta: 10:11pm On May 22, 2023
The torchlight has been saving lives since 1600
Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by MANNABBQGRILLS:
Una don chop am for yard
Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by Wealthoptulent(m): 10:11pm On May 22, 2023
Cho× am
Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by slawomir: 10:11pm On May 22, 2023
Damnnn niggar


Hmmmm


Staphylococcus:
When you think you have seen the worst, it’s getting lower!


Who told you prayer repels snakes? You did not even mention fumigation or weeding.


Sometimes, I just get so fed-up of my race. At any little thing their common brain can reason out, they just dive into spirituality
We are to daft in Africa

One thing about me if your are my friend and I notice that every little thing is always spiritual for you then I do away with you immediately because I see such friend as dumb without a good sense of reasoning
Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by HEBEI: 10:12pm On May 22, 2023
Nairaland and snake matter sef.

Only this kind of post can make front page at this time of the night.
Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by Sonnobax15(m): 10:12pm On May 22, 2023
grin
The time you spent in snapping this lala's nephew,if you had spent it on killing it,I believe say you for don kill am tay tay....
Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by xevove2061: 10:12pm On May 22, 2023
Useless nairalanders living in the jungle. These are the same set of people arguing with you, ttping like they live in a mansion amd are billions of naira rich, look at them sharing the same room with reptiles. Useless lots. They are many of them here. I have stopped quoting them sef.
Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by finallybusy: 10:13pm On May 22, 2023
I’ve seen this picture before. Nairaland o ti recycle topics.
Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by ThatrealestApex: 10:13pm On May 22, 2023
Thank God for your safety,

But you see that:

“Never sleep without lights on”

I no go just fit sleep at all if light dey on oo, the whole room must be dark before I go fit sleep aje grin grin grin
Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by Adewale1603(m): 10:13pm On May 22, 2023
Stop opening your door. Always close your door. That's how the snake already entered your room in the afternoon.
Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by Kizyte(m): 10:13pm On May 22, 2023
sulakishop:
See the snake I killed in the room at 2am. It was trying to climb the bed with the laptop bag, then I was awoken by the sound of the crispy bag.
don't assume that all sounds in the midnight are cockroaches or rats...
So you are used to rats and cockroaches to the extent you ignore them when they are in your room? shocked
Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by Nobody:
Cassandraloius:
Thank God you killed it, two weeks ago I found same exact black snake in my WC around 10pm, I thank God that there was nepa light, that was how I killed it.
how do they enter WC? I have killed 2 green snakes of same size in my new apartment. One on bathroom/toiket floor, one in d kitchen window within 20th. of last month and 18th of this month. The apartment is located in a forested area, but it has mosquito nets
Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by Goodlady(f): 10:14pm On May 22, 2023
yrhuhfy113:
if you don't live near the bush or in a farm....


START PRAYING NOW
scary. I hate snakes
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